Li Xiaojian's heart blossomed, since Pan An likes Sister Feng, then he can get out. It's just that he doesn't understand, how could Pan An like Sister Feng when he is so handsome? Could it be that he is really psychologically twisted?

Hearing what Li Xiaojian said, Pan An immediately became depressed, and in order to chase Sister Feng, he deliberately kicked the Wei Jie and ran over in advance when he crossed, but he didn't expect it to be a step too late.

"Brother-in-law, how long have you been with Sister Feng?" Pan An asked with some disappointment.

Li Xiaojian scratched his head and said with a wry smile: "It's only a few days, but now it's okay, I can hand over Sister Feng to you when you come." ”

"What? That's not going to work. I can tell you, don't break Sister Feng's heart, otherwise I won't let you go. Pan An said with a serious face.

Li Xiaojian smiled bitterly: "Don't you like Sister Feng?" It's not good for me to let it go to you. ”

Who knew that Pan An said: "I like her, but if she has someone she likes, I will silently bless her, if that person treats him badly, I will definitely be angry for her." Pan An had a threatening look at Li Xiaojian.

"Oh, let's meet later." Li Xiaojian was a little helpless, he really suspected that Pan An was not a genius but an idiot, and his IQ was not in contrast to that face at all.

Back in the courtyard, Sister Feng was cooking, Xi Shi was working on a fake bullet pistol, and Yue Lao was chatting with a donkey.

"Sister Feng, look who I brought here." As soon as he entered the courtyard, Li Xiaojian shouted excitedly.

As soon as Sister Feng heard that someone was coming, she hurriedly turned off the fire and ran out, and Yue Lao and Xi Shi followed suit. Looking at Pan An, who was wearing a short white skirt, Sister Feng frowned and asked, "Xiao Jian, where did you bring a Thai back?" ”

"Tai, you're big, this is your suitor." Li Xiaojian was a little speechless, and Sister Feng treated Pan An as a shemale.

"Isn't that right? I don't think there's such a person in the underworld. Sister Feng frowned and muttered.

Pan An stared at Sister Feng for a long time, and asked with a puzzled face, "Are you Sister Feng?" ”

Sister Feng nodded and asked, "Xiao Jian, who is he?" How not impressed. ”

Li Xiaojian was speechless and said, "Pan An! You really don't know? ”

Sister Feng shook her head, and Pan An also shook her head.

After a long time, Sister Feng exclaimed: "I remember, he and Pan An do look a little similar, but at that time he had white hair and looked very decadent, how could he be him?" ”

Li Xiaojian patted Sister Feng on the shoulder and said, "That's right, the Jade Emperor set them at the age of twenty, and Pan An was thirty years old before he became gray-haired." ”

"Oh, I remember, but Xiao An looks more energetic like this." Sister Feng suddenly realized, ran over and stretched out her palm enthusiastically. If she wants to know the scene at school, she will probably have to cry with joy.

Sister Feng recognized Pan An, but Pan An didn't recognize Sister Feng, shook her head and muttered: "Sister Feng is the number one beauty in the underworld, are you?" ”

Li Xiaojian jumped up and shouted, "She is Sister Feng!" ”

"Isn't that right? Hey, the body is a bit like, your face? Pan An suddenly remembered something.

Li Xiaojian said: "She has plastic surgery. ”

At this time, Yue Lao walked over, stretched out his withered old hand and shook it in front of Pan An's eyes, and asked, "Do you recognize it now?" ”

Pan An was stunned for a moment, and shouted angrily: "Sister Feng, how did you become like this?" ”

Sister Feng said depressedly: "I've been cheated, I'll go cook first, and let Xiao Jian accompany you." ”

"It's still not as handsome as Stephen Chow, I'm going too." Shih Tzu suddenly muttered and turned back to his room.

Li Xiaojian looked at Pan An with some confusion and asked, "You and Sister Feng haven't spoken before?" ”

Pan An blushed and said, "I've always had a crush on her. ”

"Dizzy, do you still have a crush on her now?" Li Xiaojian jumped up and shouted.

Pan An nodded and said, "No matter what Sister Feng becomes, she is the one I love the most." ”

Li Xiaojian was relieved and said, "Then from now on, you can chase her." ”

Pan An hurriedly waved his hand and said with a serious face: "Brother-in-law, I can't do this, since Sister Feng has chosen you, I should be self-aware." ”

Li Xiaojian almost knelt down for him, begging, "Just let me beg you, okay?" ”

Pan An still said with a stern face: "Brother-in-law, how can you be like this, a man dares to act, since you are with Sister Feng, you should love her well, do you want to be treacherous?" Do you want to be irresponsible? ”

"Stop! When I didn't say. Li Xiaojian shook his head and walked towards Sister Feng's room with the computer.

After Sister Feng returned to the house, she found a piece of clothing for Bao Zheng for Pan An, and Yue Lao pulled him to change clothes. Li Xiaojian gave the laptop to Xi Shi, and asked Xi Shi to bring Xingye's CD and broadcast a "Wu Zhuangyuan Su Qier" to her.

Xi Shi looked at Xingye's ancient costume fan and was even more obsessed, and his naturally beautiful little face was full of peach. Li Xiaojian Yan zhòng suspected that her second spring was about to break out.

After a while, Pan An walked in, looking even more handsome after putting on his shirt and jeans. Pan An stared at the computer in horror after coming over, and finally understood that it was a dummy inside after a long time, twisted his nose and said: "Nymphomaniac, what's so nice about a broken beggar." ”

Xi Shi glanced at Pan An, rolled his eyes and muttered: "It's really tasteless, no wonder he looks like a man in **." ”

Pan An was not stupid, when he heard Xi Shi scolding him as a eunuch, he immediately became angry and wanted to do it with his arms. Li Xiaojian hurriedly grabbed him and said in a low voice: "Don't make trouble, she is Xi Shi." ”

Li Xiaojianxin said, just your two hits, it's not enough to kick Xi Shi.

"Sister Shih Tzu? It turned out to be you, and if you are offended, don't be surprised. As soon as Pan An heard that the nymphomaniac was Xi Shi, he immediately became polite.

"Go, go while playing, I don't have time to pay attention to you." Shih Tzu rolled her eyes and continued watching her movie.

Li Xiaojian suddenly found a big problem and said in surprise: "You are not from the same crew?" ”

Pan An smiled bitterly: "I only know Sister Feng in the crew. ”

"I see you don't even know Sister Feng." Li Xiaojian served Pan An, but he didn't expect this beautiful man to become a talented man, and his IQ was a little bad in modern society.

"Xiao Jian, come here." Suddenly, Sister Feng shouted in the kitchen.

Sister Feng was stewing mutton, and when she saw Li Xiaojian coming, she hurriedly put the ingredients away, turned down the heat, and muttered in a low voice: "Xiaojian, what do you think of Pan An and Xi Shi?" ”

"They?" Li Xiaojian opened his mouth wide, and his head shook like a wave drum: "Absolutely not, Sister Feng, this matter is not urgent." ”

"Xiaofeng, autonomous." At this time, Yue Lao also walked in from outside and said.

When Sister Feng saw Yue Lao coming, she stared at Yue Lao with a longing gaze, and said softly: "Yue Lao, you can help Xiao Feng, otherwise I ......will have acne on my face."

Yue Lao hurriedly shook his head, and said helplessly: "Xiaofeng, it's really not good, their hukou is in the underworld, if I forcibly hold them together, the Jade Emperor will find out." If the love between these people is not autonomous, you will not be able to complete the task. ”

"Okay then." Sister Feng turned around and continued to cook, but there was an extra layer of loss on her face.

Pan An came, and the lunch was richer. Black chicken soup, lamb stew, stir-fried mushrooms with celery and shredded hot and sour potatoes. Four dishes and one soup, this life has also caught up with white-collar workers. It's just that Li Xiaojian's heart is a little sour, and it is estimated that more than 200 yuan will be gone after this meal.

"I didn't expect Sister Feng's craftsmanship to be so good, brother-in-law, you are blessed." During the meal, Pan An kept praising Sister Feng.

Li Xiaojian is very supportive of Pan An's behavior of showing favor to Sister Feng, but he is a little disgusted with the word "brother-in-law", and every time he hears it, he easily thinks of the eight acne on Sister Feng's face.

Yue Lao doesn't need to eat in the sky, but the aura in the world is not enough, so he also ate some when a few people were eating. Just when Yue Lao wanted to praise Sister Feng for a few words, there was a chaotic sound of footsteps outside the courtyard.

Then a person shouted at the top of his voice: "Li Xiaojian, you rabbit cub, come out quickly." ”

Hey? Li Xiaojian was a little familiar when he heard this voice, and hurriedly leaned on the window to look.

I saw that the old man selling egg cakes was standing in the courtyard with a dozen people shouting, but the old man had a knife around his neck, and behind him was a fat man wrapped in bandages. And behind the fat man, there stood a dozen shirtless ruffians, all of whom had machetes in their hands.

"What are you yelling about, the rent is not paid for you." Li Xiaojian put down his chopsticks and roared. Then he whispered to Sister Feng: "It's the robber that night, and this time I brought a few more people." ”

When Sister Feng heard that it was those people, her face immediately pulled down, frowned and muttered, "I knew that it was really troublesome to let them disappear directly that day." ”

After Sister Feng finished speaking, she walked out alone. Li Xiaojian glanced at Yue Lao and followed out.

Seeing Sister Feng come out, Fat Liu hurriedly took a big step back and said to a bald man wearing sunglasses next to him: "Brother Tiger, it's this girl, you can be ruthless." ”

Only then did Li Xiaojian find that there was a tall man beside Fat Liu, who was wearing a pair of black sunglasses on his face and a cyan tiger tattooed on his left arm.

The man in sunglasses glanced at Sister Feng and Li Xiaojian, grabbed the old man who sold egg cakes, and forced: "You tell them." ”

The old man who sold egg cakes, Nuo Nuo, took a step forward and said in a dumb voice: "Li Xiaojian, this house is no longer rented to you, hurry up and move out." ”

"Why?" Li Xiaojian was stunned.

"Because we wanted to." The man in sunglasses pushed the old man to the ground and said to Li Xiaojian, "This is what he owes me." ”

Sister Feng probably guessed what they meant, took a step forward, crossed her waist and said, "If you want to find fault, just say it, and let the horse come over if you are not satisfied." ”

When the man in sunglasses saw Sister Feng, he couldn't help but gasp, took a step back and shouted, "I don't want to do it with women, but my brothers are different from me." ”

After the man in sunglasses finished speaking, a dozen or so ruffians behind him surrounded the two.

Sister Feng was already impatient, and when she saw a few people coming, she clenched her fists and was about to make a move, but at this moment, Pan An shouted and ran out of the house.

"Sister Feng, they're here to fight, right? Leave it to me! After Pan An finished shouting, he rushed towards a ruffian.

Pan An's running speed was extremely fast, his momentum was fierce, and coupled with the muscles all over his body, he scared that buddy.

When Li Xiaojian was waiting for Pan An to show his might and beat the man down with ancient martial arts, he saw the man in sunglasses running quickly and kicking Pan An's stomach.

"Ahh Pan An was directly kicked by this kick, and just fell at Li Xiaojian's feet, this guy gritted his teeth and shouted with a red face: "Brother-in-law, why don't you go up!" ”