Looking at the closed door in front of him, Yang Yi rubbed his nose and muttered: "Today's woman, it's true, my brother is so generous, I won't be happy to give you an excellent chromosome......"

After making sure that the door had been locked from the inside, Yang Yi drooped his head and returned to his room in a depressed mood.

After a night without words, Yang Yi touched his side when he woke up in the morning, there was no soft body, no body temperature.

Alas, why didn't the beautiful teacher run to our room yesterday lonely, I remember that my door was not locked......

Looking at the time, it was already more than three o'clock in the afternoon, Yang Yi suddenly realized that he had slept really well this time, put on his clothes and patted the door opposite.

Yang Yi shouted for a long time and no one opened the door, so he ran to the counter below and asked, the beautiful teacher Liu Jingyi left as early as eight o'clock in the morning.

"Don't call me when you leave, this teacher is really incompetent!"

Yang Yi didn't bother to go to the afternoon class, and when he returned to the dormitory, he saw that all the staff of the 616 dormitory were there, and they were all lying on the bed one by one.

He was surprised, "Why are you all here?" Don't have a class today? ”

"Yes, more......"

"Then why don't you go?" Yang Yi continued to ask.

"Hehe, secret ......" The fat man and the others all showed extremely obscene smiles, and spit out these words for a while.

"it!" Yang Yi rolled his eyes, then turned out his charger to charge his copycat mobile phone.

This copycat mobile phone is really troublesome enough, the standby time is quite long, but the charging time is very long, and there are very few functions, and you can make a phone call and send a text message.

"Big brother, why are you still using your broken mobile phone, even Fan Tao has changed......" Luo Jun glanced at Yang Yi, who was busy with work, and complained, "Our 616 dormitory is all rich and handsome, uh...... Except for the fat man, how can we be worthy of our rich and handsome identity, right? ”

"What? Why should I be excluded? The fat man jumped up from the bed with a grunt, and ran to Luo Jun's bed and pinched it violently.

"I'm rich and handsome, and you're not!"

Yang Yi and the others rolled their eyes, and then Yang Yi asked: "As long as the mobile phone can be used, you don't need to change it, oh, by the way, Fan Tao, what kind of mobile phone did you change?" ”

"Little Apple Gen 5!" Fan Tao stretched out his head from the top bunk and raised the brand-new mobile phone in his hand with a sigh.

"Yo, so rich? Even the little apple uses ......"

Fan Tao smiled modestly: "Hehe, it was bought by Brother Jun, how can I have this money......"

"Yo, Brother Jun is really rich, buy me one too......" Yang Yi sat next to him and said with a flattering smile.

He has also discovered now that sometimes people really need to use objects to set off, such as himself, holding that copycat mobile phone, others will think he is a poor bastard when they see him, and sometimes a lot of trouble comes from this.

But who knows, Luo Jun rolled his eyes and spit out two words: "Don't buy it!" ”

"Your uncle, why can't you buy it for Lao Tzu if you can buy it for Fan Tao?" Yang Yi is in a hurry, isn't this bullying?

"You're rich, don't pretend to be poor, you're richer than me, so I won't buy it for you......," Luo Jun said.

"I'm a poor bastard, I don't have money, I really don't have money!" Yang Yi opened his mouth to argue.

Luo Jun rolled his eyes: "Pull it down, the fat man told me, you easily got 500,000 ......"

Half a million? Yang Yi remembered, it must be the 500,000 of Woshan Tiger, this dead fat man, why is his mouth so big? Talking nonsense.

"Okay......" Yang Yi drooped his head in frustration, "There was once a sixth generation of Little Apple in front of me, I didn't cherish it, now that I think about it, it's really regrettable......"

The sixth generation of Little Apple naturally refers to the mobile phone that blackmailed Ji Bin, but Yang Yi passed away before the mobile phone Yang Yi could cover the heat.

The fat man and others showed curious expressions, they usually have been messing around on the Internet for a long time, and naturally know that although the sixth generation of Little Apple has not yet been listed, many people have already bought this mobile phone.

"What happened to the phone?" The fat man asked.

This product is still using the fifth generation of Little Apple, and the sixth-generation mobile phone has only been used by others, so I have long wanted to get one, but I didn't expect Yang Yi to have come into contact with it in advance.

"Later...... Later, I smashed people with my mobile phone, and then scrapped it......" Yang Yi said with a sad face.

I knew that I would have smashed people with our copycat machine, and I would have lost a lot of money.

"Damn, you're such a loser!" The fat man and the others raised their middle fingers in unison.

I've seen a loser, but I've never seen such a loser, you can use the sixth generation of Little Apple to smash people, and it's thousands of dollars at once.

"Don't talk about this, let's talk about why you didn't go to class, it can't be the eldest aunt coming, right?" Yang Yi made a joke.

The fat man and the others didn't care, but looked at each other with a strange smile, and after the three of them laughed heartily, they said mysteriously: "Brother Yang, let me tell you, this is good news, so good that people can wake up laughing in their dreams......

"What's the good news?" Yang Yi showed a hint of concern.

"Class Bond!"

"That's it?!" Yang Yi was slightly surprised, isn't it just a friendship? As for not going to class, are you all soulless?

"You know!" The three of them gave Yang Yi a big look, "This is not an ordinary friendship, it is the friendship between our second class of economics and the art class, art class, do you know what an art class is?" ”

"Isn't it just piano, chess, calligraphy and painting?" Yang Yi said with a wink.

"That's just a part, it also includes dance, opera, film and television, anyway, a lot of ......" the fat man summed up a nonsense.

"So what?" Yang Yi rolled his eyes, it's nothing.

"You know a fart, many people are going to become celebrities after the art class, and there are a lot of beautiful girls in it, our class will be with them, maybe we can hook up with a future star to have sex or something......" The fat man looked longing.

"Uh......" Yang Yi was speechless, but it sounded like a really good thing.

Isn't college all about classes and pickling girls?

"It's the third class of art that is friendly with our class, I heard that the flower of the art department, Liu Shurui, who is also the flower of our school, is in that class, I really want to kiss Fang Ze......" The fat man held his fat face in both hands, and his face was full of expectations.

"What?!" Yang Yi was taken aback, I'm sorry, Liu Shurui? Isn't it the stupid stupid girl who danced and almost didn't fall off the stage?

Also, wasn't she the one who cheated me when I first chose the club?

Holding a grass, he actually wanted to have a friendship with this girl's class, Yang Yi thought to himself, he must take revenge on this girl, and if he doesn't repay his kindness, he will take revenge, and he must beat her ass.

You can't be like this!

"Okay, I'm going!" Yang Yi made the decision to re-dà.

"Cut ......" the fat man and the others sneered, "If you don't go, I'm going to pull you there, and you're versatile in our dormitory." ”

"What do you mean?"

"When the time comes, it's ...... to perform a show" The fat man patted Yang Yi on the shoulder seriously, "In our dormitory, Luo Jun and I have no other strengths except for being handsome and rich, Fan Tao knows how to study all day long, and you have a lot of tricks, when the time comes, the girls will depend on you, you must make them happy......"

Your uncle, except for being handsome and rich, has no other strengths, your two strengths together, and you have to retreat from any other strengths, but fatty, don't you blush when you say this?

Where the are you handsome? Yang Yi scolded in his heart.