Chapter 2: If You Don't Die, You Won't Die (Part II)
As for why it is said that Brunzy Tooth is a cheat?
The reason is that he is always working against his father, and there is no reason, for example, Bruken's father saw that Brugue's academic performance was not very good, so he invited a tutor to hand him over, and as a result, Bruya gave his dad a cry, two troubles and three hangings, just don't want this tutor teacher, as for the reason, it is that this tutor teacher is a mixed-race super handsome guy, there is a super handsome guy who follows him all day long, and Brug Tooth has completely become a foil, for example, the two of them walk together, Brug Tooth is in front, The handsome guy is in the back, as if the doglegs in front are opening the way for the big young master in the back; Walk in the back, it's like the eldest young master is shopping in the front, the manservant is serving in the back, his father has reported him a lot of famous schools like Haval, Qinghua, Peking University, etc., etc., etc., but the big teeth don't go, but secretly reported to a school that does not enter the stream and chooses a major that does not enter the stream, and so on, etc., etc., anyway, he almost didn't make his father angry!
And the nickname of Brug Fang is a bit funny.
I remember that it was the second day of military training in the school, everyone was very tired from training, and then the instructor of the military training mentioned yì to come to a singing competition, and then when the instructor handed us what is singing, I saw that the violent teeth were exposed, and the mouth was holding a hara, staring at the delicate bodies of some beautiful women on the playground who seemed looming because of the sweat of training, constantly muttering something, and laughing from time to time.
Immediately our instructor (thanks to Storm Teeth, I always remember the name of the instructor during my military training).
My is standing in front of you, you still care about looking at beautiful women, you don't want to die.
The fire emitted by the instructor, we all saw his face black at that time, and after that, we only saw the instructor take a deep breath, and the ears of the big teeth of the luck dantian roared: "Bad teeth, is the beauty good-looking?" ”
"Wow, Mom."
The screams of the violent teeth covering their ears instantly rang out, and then the audience burst into laughter.
Then, Jin Chenglong also said a more 'oil and vinegar' thing: "Storm Tooth is here, where is Storm Tooth Sister?" ”
"Storm Tooth Sister is here!"
After that, the audience burst into laughter again.
That's where the nickname comes from. (PS: This is just to commemorate the friendship between me and my friends, but don't sit down with the name or anything.) )
Back to the topic, it is precisely because of the jokes of these two bad friends that the director Chen Xiaoyao does not believe in the matter of Shenma Concept Space at all, because he has 'experienced' a more "real" "infinite horror".
"Host, please select look, gender, age."
"It's still playing.,Okay, let's play.,I'll choose the gender male first.,Age is how old I want to be.,As for the looks, hehe.,I'm going to be like Mizuho Mizuho Mizuki, Jujo Shion, Maria Gomon, C.C, Sbaer, Yakumo Murasaki, Yuyuko of Saigyoji, Yuuki Asuka, ···························· Yuuki Tomorrow"
Wait, wait, Chen Xiaoyao reported all the two-dimensional characters in his mind that he could think of, as well as the beautiful female characters and pseudo-mother characters in the two-point five-dimensional, anyway, Chen Xiaoyao thought, since you want to play, then play bigger, anyway, I'm not afraid, see who has played whom.
"Whether the host has been selected or not, if it is wrong, you can change it now, otherwise once selected, it will never be able to be changed again, yes! Not! ”
"Yes!"
"The host has been chosen, and the owner is recognized! At the owner's request, it is now being changed, and the conceptual space is fully activated. ”
"Alarm alarm, the concept space is not full of energy, unable to provide all the choices, passively change the age infinitely, transform into physiognomy, and at the same time enhance its own temperament, staring, because the concept space itself can not complete all the conditions of the master Gu will transform the remaining conceptual energy of the transformation into an infinite lottery, please ask the master whether it accepts, yes! Not! ”
"I knew it was fake, forget it, okay, okay, yes!"
"The master starts with a choice, a transformation!"
A sense of sleepiness hit, making Chen Xiaoyao feel that he had fallen for the tricks of those two bad friends.
However, when Chen Xiaoyao was surrounded by a ball of light, Chen Xiaoyao felt like he had returned to his mother's womb, full of security and happiness.
It feels really good, this is Chen Xiaoyao's last thought when he sleeps.
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"The transformation is over, the self-evaluation is perfect, the owner looks perfect, the temperament is perfect, the figure is perfect, and now the owner is starting to wake up ······"
"Well, let's let the master wake up naturally." Another young female voice sounded, if there were anyone else here, just listening to the voice seemed to know that the owner of this voice was definitely a very, very cute little Lori.
"Agreed." Concept Space paused and then replied, and the voice of Concept Space was completely impossible to judge, his (her) voice seemed to contain a qiē, and as if it had lost a qiē, which made people feel like the kind words of the person they loved the most, and it also made people feel that it was the private words of ordinary strangers on the side of the road, which could not be evaluated.
Not~~
It's been a long time since I've slept so comfortably, this time I'll forgive the two of them for the sake of being able to make me sleep so comfortable, Chen Xiaoyao woke up and moved his muscles and bones, feeling full of strength.
"Master, you're awake, do you have any complaints?"
The voice of the conceptual space sounded in Chen Xiaoyao's ears, and Chen Xiaoyao shrugged his shoulders indifferently, as if it should have been like this.
"There's nothing to complain about... Wait, my voice, how did it become like this? ”
Chen Xiaoyao, who spoke, was immediately attracted by his voice, and it took a while to come back to his senses.
"Master, you have been transformed into a conceptual space, and you are already a perfect being, and now you are the master, and the perfection is the master."
This qiē is not a game!!
Chen Xiaoyao's mind kept emerging and reversing this sentence.
"Concept space, right? This qiē really wasn't made by my two bad friends, is that right? Answer me, ConceptSpace! ”
"Yes, master, this is a conceptual space, and this qiē is all real, not a fake game."
Then I'm really going to die, die!! Chen Xiaoyao trembled all over, and people couldn't help but want to hug him tightly in his arms, so as to brush away the fear in his heart.
"Why did you give me the option to reset?" Chen Xiaoyao pretended to be strong and spoke, his voice revealing infinite fear, as if he was like a person who fell into the water and couldn't swim grabbed the last straw that saved his life.
“······ The master, when the conceptual space descended into this world, caused a huge vision of heaven and earth, and the guide happened to be electrocuted and died at this time, but the conceptual space also entered the master's soul and protected the master's soul, but the master's body has been ······ This qiē is all a mistake in the conceptual space, please punish the owner! ”
"No, it's not your fault, you don't have to blame yourself, but I have to thank you! If it weren't for you, Conceptual Space, I'd probably be dead, if I hadn't, Eun, or not. ”
"Master."
"Can you show me what I look like?"
Conceptual Space didn't answer, but a huge mirror appeared in front of Chen Xiaoyao.
Is this really me?!
Stroking the mirror with one hand and stroking his cheek with the other, Chen Xiaoyao looked at the mirror and couldn't believe it in his heart, even if the people in the mirror were doing the same thing.
I can't find a wife in the future, this is the first thought that flashed through Chen Xiaoyao's heart.
In the future, all men who see me will fall in love with me, this is the second thought that flashed through Chen Xiaoyao's heart.
I'm not a and a**!! This was the third thought that flashed through Chen Xiaoyao's heart.
What captivates the country and the city, what sinks fish and geese, what closes the moon and shames flowers, and what calamities the country and the people. How can these describe me?
Chen Xiaoyao now has only one word left in his heart"! Pit! ”
And the most important thing is that he is free, he has pitted himself, or is it a dead pit.
"Now, Conceptual Space, is it still valid for me to regret now? I can choose to replace those female characters and pseudo-mother's characters with those cool and domineering male characters, okay? ”
There was silence in conceptual space.
Alas, there is no way! The current Chen Xiaoyao is so beautiful, because he fuses the perfect appearance that appears in the female protagonists and pseudo-mothers of the second and second dimensions of the second dimension and the second and fifth dimensions, and the perfect temperament formed by the fusion of his own temperament that is too busy, and the perfect body like a woman, eh, maybe even if it is the perfect woman in those two dimensions, if she wants to win Chen Xiaoyao, she can only be in the chest ~ part.
But ah, don't forget that Chen Xiaoyao is a man, and a woman with breasts compared to a normal man, how inferior that woman is to Chen Xiaoyao is already a conceivable thing.
In the end, Chen Xiaoyao regretted it very much, why did he say those women and pseudo-niang characters so cheaply at that time, and now Chen Xiaoyao has a kind of 'seeing' the future, those female people said to him, we are not suitable, you are too beautiful, I don't want to be your green leaf, and those male are crazy to themselves and say I love you, I love you·······
"Hehehe·······"
Chen Xiaoyao is like playing is broken, but it is still so beautiful, if there is a man now, the author I can guarantee that he will definitely propose to Chen Xiaoyao madly, and then use stones to make an isolated place, never let Chen Xiaoyao go out, forever and forever alone to occupy Chen Xiaoyao's beauty, and will not leave a single step, even if he is starved to death.
Chen Xiaoyao really responded to that sentence, people will not die if they don't die!!