Chapter 1: If You Don't Die, You Won't Die (Part I)
"Führer, go up, Q doghead, Wenwen, you go first, okay, Li Qing, go Timo and kick it!"
In an unknown Internet café, a man with a beautiful face was shouting excitedly, and he was surrounded by Xu
More people who watch the game.
"It's up to you to make or break it."
"yes."
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The people around are talking about it.,But everyone is engrossed in today's most popular online game.,Uh,Also.
It's a League of Legends game.
The man with a delicate face, Chen Xiaoyao operated Wayne and quickly rushed towards the enemy's crystal, because Chen Xiaoyao knew
The other party's sword master is also rushing towards his own crystal, and now it depends on whose speed is faster.
"Hurry, hurry, hurry, ・・・・・・"
Chen Xiaoyao stared closely at the game interface, watching Wayne rush straight towards the crystal, and then switch to his teammates
Team battles and watch the results of the match.
At this time, the result of the game was also quite tragic, and the blind monk Li Qing relied on the double BUFF to kill when he still had half of his blood
Captain Teemo died, but the opposing crocodile and Death Song also worked together to kill the Führer, Raven at the speed of light after opening the university
QA took away the death song, but he was less than a fifth, and the crocodile still had three-quarters of his health, and he was now
The battle of the double play has stopped for the time being.
Seeing that his teammates were so powerful, Chen Xiaoyao couldn't help but sigh: "Fortunately, my teammates are powerful, and fortunately, the Sword Saint has just arrived."
After using it, fortunately, the other two are on the road heads-up, and I won this game! ”
As soon as Chen Xiaoyao finished sighing, the computer made a victory sound, announcing the explanation of the game.
"Congratulations." xN
The people watching the game in the Internet café thought of Chen Xiaoyao and congratulated him, celebrating Chen Xiaoyao as the strongest king.
"Thank you, thank you." Chen Xiaoyao said happily to everyone
"Sir, although I know that you are very happy and excited now, I have to disturb you, please put it first
Would you like to pay the Internet fee? ”
The network administrator looked at Chen Xiaoyao with a smile, and his voice was very kind.
But Chen Xiaoyao has a feeling of 'if you dare not pay, you will die', and there is no way who will call Chen Xiaoyao
At the beginning of the game, he said that if he can become the strongest king, then invite everyone present to play with the computer for a day.
"Hehe, it should be, then you can take it, I wish you all a good time!"
With an embarrassed smile, Chen Xiaoyao quickly took out a small plate of red old man's head from his wallet and handed it to the network administrator.
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This network administrator is definitely not an ordinary person, he is definitely a dead belly! Chen Xiaoyao looked at the back of the network administrator who got the money back
, and the webmaster turned back at this time.
Chen Xiaoyao quickly gave the network administrator who turned back a bright smile, and then opened a text at a super high hand speed
Piece folder, which is placed in the stand-alone game of Torture Prototype 2.
"Hmph, as I expected, it's a dead belly."
Chen Xiaoyao muttered quietly, and in his hand he operated Uncle J in the form of a sharp claw to carry out a massacre on the street.
Thundered~~~~~
A very large lightning bolt appeared in the sky in the night sky, as if it had split the night sky in half, and this
The light generated by the lightning even illuminated YW as if it were daytime, and everyone was deeply attracted by this scene.
But just when everyone was attracted by this vision of heaven and earth, they didn't find Chen Xiaoyao in the corner
twitching, and the mouse in his hand kept emitting blue electricity.
"Ahh
A miserable and shrill female voice sounded in the Internet café, and the woman's fingers trembled and pointed to a remote corner,
Then everyone saw the withered corpse in the corner as if it had been lost, and the whole body was like black charcoal, and it could be faintly smelled
The meaty Chen Xiaoyao.
"Call the police, not the hospital..."
"Hurry up and cut off the power."
"If there is any insulating object, bring it to me."
The Internet café was boiling again at this moment, like a vegetable market.
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The next day, it was reported on the news that there was a teenager in an Internet café who was electrocuted and burned all over his body
The wound, although not dead, but the whole body is paralyzed, and according to the hospital's experts, although the brain is not dead
It is still greatly damaged, and now it has been judged to be a vegetative person, and then according to experts in the electricity department, this qiē is a power source
The problem caused by the socket, and then experts commented that now many sockets are not of good quality, and some multi-functional sockets can be plugged into two poles
The plug can also be plugged into a three-pole plug, a round plug or a flat plug, but due to the large jack, the socket connector is connected to the electrical appliance
If the contact area is too small, it is easy to overheat the contact piece, and it is easy to make people electrocuted when it comes into contact with the human body, and it is also very easy to cause fire. And then there is
Overload electricity, the allowable temperature of the wire insulation layer is generally 60 °C, when the temperature is greater than 250 °C, the insulation layer will spontaneously combust
and separate from the wires, causing a short circuit.
And then the news reported again that everyone must listen to the experts, pay attention to daily safety issues, etc., etc., and then
Immediately turn the report into a report of the vision of heaven and earth tonight.
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Where am I? Why is it pitch black?
"Hmm."
When Chen Xiaoyao was just thinking like this, a very bright light shone on his body, making Chen Xiaoyao can't help but reflect
Sex is pressed on the eyes.
After a while, Chen Xiaoyao opened his eyes.
"Where am I? How did I get here? ”
"Host, this is the conceptual space, and you are dead."
"Who, who's talking?" Chen Xiaoyao was startled by the sudden sound, and then he didn't know which tendon
As if he was wrong, he reflexively complained: "You just died, your whole family died." ”
"Host, the first question is me - the conceptual space is talking, and the second question is that I'm not dead, I'm here
The body is here, and then I have the concept of death, so I can't die. ”
"Hehe, make it up, you continue to make it, the adult worm still has teeth, you two haven't had enough fun, not last time
I got a train car, and then called a whole bunch of actors, and put on a show that made me almost think I had traveled to infinite horror
The opening world, this time it's so rudimentary. ”
"Host, this is a conceptual space, not a world of infinite horror."
"By the way, the concept space.,Who thought of the name?,Isn't it a certain Gensokyo I've seen too much.,This time you don't.
Want to see me laugh, I've seen through your tricks. ”
Chen Xiaoyao completely ignored the words of the conceptual space and said loudly.
In fact, Chen Xiaoyao can't be blamed for this, it is really because Chen Xiaoyao has experienced a similar deception incident and deceived Chen Xiaoyao
It is the adult worm and the tooth in his mouth that are the two bad friends.
The adult worm, formerly known as Jin Chenglong, is a rich third generation, and he is also a rich third generation of old rich and rich people, as for where he is rich
step, that's what he said.
I was born into a very poor family. I remember when I was a child, my father's life was very boring, and I could only count money all day long.
Mom too, I spend all day scavenging money, my family lives in the mountains, and every time I have to go out to buy something, it's quite troublesome, driving a Rollsley
It takes 5 hours to drive the Phantom Extended Edition, and it takes 4 hours to drive the Golden Sports Car, although there is a helicopter at home, but it is driven over there
It was difficult to find a parking space, which was quite inconvenient. I would occasionally go out shopping, and my parents were afraid that I would be kidnapped, so they had more than 20 with them
I heard that it was Zhongnanhai's bodyguards who protected me, and everyone was scared away when they saw me, so I was ostracized since I was a child......
Because the house is deep in the mountains, it is very cold every time it is winter, and my father also said that it is very troublesome to go out to buy things, so there is no winter
There is no stove and no cotton...... I can only accompany my parents to burn money for heating every day, and when I sleep, I can only sleep with money. (
I think the pound is warmer)
I remember when I was a child, once, because the room was too big, I didn't rush out of the room, so I peed my pants. So, dad is in me
A little sheep was placed in the room, and I was allowed to rush out of the 1000 ping room and cross the corridor of five kilometers within ten minutes
800 tsubo toilet (I often get lost in the corridor); Dad had another person to build 20 600 square meters, which had 250 square meters of small toilets
The room was broken, and he said, "If you get wet in the future, change the room directly." If the room is not enough or too small, tell sù
Dad, Dad is asking someone to build a few more rooms, our life is very hard, you have to bear with it! "Now that I think about it, Daddy really
What a kind person!!
I remember one time when the house was burglarized because he used explosives to blow up my father's safe, causing the gold coins to keep in it
I think the thief is so pitiful - it hurts to crush people to death with gold coins!! He wasn't as lucky as the thief who had been smothered by the banknotes before. My mother also often told me that our family life was very hard
Hardship, I want to learn to endure hardship...... So I have developed a good habit of bearing hardships and standing hard work since I was a child. In the future, my ambition is to find 200 only
The money-eating monster eats all the money in the family and avenges the poor thieves.
As for the violent teeth, his original name was Lou Jiangfeng, he was an official (5) generation, no, it should be the emperor (5) generation, because his father was a certain big country
The king of the family, and he is a pit father!