"No, even if the captain says such a thing, I can't agree with it!"

As soon as Ling Mo finished with a long sigh, Nia on the side couldn't wait to retort:

"Even if I have a lot of resentment against the slut of the deputy captain, I must be grateful to her, and I am grateful to her for bringing you out of the deep mountains and old forests!

If not, how can we have a chance to get along with the captain day and night?

Even if my love was doomed to be fruitless from the beginning, I am still very glad that I have this experience and this memory, at least every time I dream back at midnight, I will have a beautiful spring dream when I recall the sweet moments with the captain......"

When Nia said these words, her eyes were a little moist and a little misty, and her tone was a little bit aria and a little shy, obviously she was moved by real feelings! You must know that the feeling of shyness will appear in a big pervert like Nia, which is full of perverted behavior, but it is a very rare thing!

Zero, Pikachu on the side, and even the young dragon Connor, who had followed Ling Mo at the beginning, all showed a trace of emotion after Nia's true feelings were revealed......

Then he grabbed Nia by the neck and lifted her up:

"Whether it's you or my ex-girlfriend, what you say is better than what you sing! I've heard it hundreds of times when you love me and love me, but in fact? Do you love me by betraying me and killing me?"

Ling Mo's hands gradually strengthened, watching Nia's legs unstoppably trampling in mid-air, her arms waving indiscriminately, all the parts above her neck were bruised, her cheeks were red and black, her mouth was wide open, she desperately wanted to inhale but couldn't inhale, she could only make a 'ho-ho' broken sound, and there was an inexplicable sense of abusive pleasure in her heart, and even in her voice, there was a trace of imperceptible tyrannical aura:

"Tell me, Nia, why didn't you say it? Tell me what you thought at the time, why did you sneak up on me and shoot me the first shot of betrayal in the left eye?"

"Captained, captained...... Abuse...... Feeling ...... Good... It's so cool...... It's so comfortable... Comfortable... Yes...... Ah......h

The green tendons on her face gradually turned black, and it seemed that she was about to burst at any time, and Nia, who was in this state, actually spit out such a sentence with difficulty! She was very miserable at this time, rolling her eyes, her face was flushed, and tears and saliva flowed wantonly, dripping on Ling Mo's arm, but if you look at it carefully, Nia's extremely high Ah Hey face actually has an indescribable sense of charm and lewdness!

Soon, the entire arm was covered with the other party's tears and saliva, Ling Mo showed a look of disgust, and with a wave of his hand, like blowing a big piece of snot, he threw the paralyzed Nia to the ground. Nia curled up there, trembling for a while, before she broke away from the intense pleasure, raised her head with a full face, and said with some regret and some unwillingness:

"Why don't you continue to abuse me! Captain, please give me more pain, okay? I just discovered that the heavier the pain that the captain inflicted on me, the lighter the guilt in my heart, and the stronger the psychological and physical pleasure produced!

Please, captain, hurry, go on, I still want it, don't stop..."

"Enough!"

Ling Mo snapped, interrupting Nia's gradually sharper tone, like a basin of cold water poured on her head, making her suddenly sober up from that strange state. It's just that, to Zero's great surprise, Nia, whose expression has returned to normal, is just very calm, cleaning the stains on her face, not to mention blushing, not even a trace of embarrassment!

Is this the legendary woman who has left behind her shame?

It's scary......

In order to avoid becoming such a person myself, let's talk less to Nia's seniors in the future, right?

Zero, who had made up his mind in his heart, no longer paid attention to Nia, found the opportunity, and said to Ling Mo:

"Hmm...... Father, shouldn't it be a very happy and romantic thing for you to have lovers go out on adventures together?

"It's fun to travel, and it's fun to have a limited amount of adventure, but it's very unpleasant to go beyond the limit and die every day. Ling Mo glanced at Zero, his eyes full of embarrassment:

"Tell me honestly, are you really happy to cultivate, especially the cultivation that is similar to that of an ascetic?"

Zero, Kubaji, and Pikachu all shook their heads like rattles, and Zero said bluntly:

"Cultivation has always been a chore, once you have cultivated for a long time, feelings of boredom, pain, madness, depression, and so on will ensue, and in serious cases, it will make people psychologically collapsed!

When admonishing poor students, many chicken soup advertorials will always say that cultivation has its own fun, and also say that as long as you cultivate, you will succeed, cultivation will have a golden house, cultivation will have Yan Ruyu, and so on, but in my opinion, these are all lies, not so much that 'cultivation' is fun, but that after 'cultivation is successful', there will be a lot of fun. ”

"Yes, I agree with you on this point. Seriously, if it weren't for the pressure of survival, I wouldn't want to practice for even a second! Cultivation is the same as studying. The most annoying thing in this world!

As soon as I start studying or practicing, I will immediately feel that everything around me has become very interesting and attracts my attention, even the table in front of me, the chair under my buttocks, the futon for meditation, the pen and eraser in my hand, all of which make me feel very interesting and can make me play with all kinds of tricks!"

Ling Mo's self-analysis was extremely accurate, almost vividly depicting his situation back then, and then his face showed a look of pain:

"When I cultivated to the point where I could easily mix and eat in the Warcraft Rainforest, I felt that it was almost the same, and it was good to have such strength, and then I became lazy.

But my ex-girlfriend doesn't think so, she likes to fight (to) fight (everywhere) herself, to face all kinds of dangers, and break through her limits again and again!

Do you know?

When we were two senior martial artists, she took me to fight lion beasts, and lied to me that it was a fourth-level monster!

When we arrived at the Great Martial Master, we were on the periphery of the Molten City, provoking the guard robots to play, and were pierced through the heart by lasers three times;

When I was a great martial artist, I descended to earth with a god of only three seconds, and this thing dared to drag me to Fairy Tale Town, and then I was chased by Beta's tank for thirty streets;

When you reach the realm of the Martial Saint, there are even more tricks that can be used to die!

We peeled off Nesario's scales;

slashed Leorik four hundred and thirty-one times;

Stealing Andersen's Source Waters;

Break the Golden Trident of the Lord of the Storm;

I climbed onto the Golden Fortress and tried to twist the watch behind it into Beijing time, but I failed......"

Every time Ling Mo said a word, Zero's mouth opened a little wider, and in the end, she could almost stuff a fist! It took a long time to recover from the shock, rubbing her stiff facial muscles, and she couldn't help but think:

What kind of spirit of death supports this miraculous woman to continue to die?

And Nia was beside her, and kept reading:

I was there when I was doing this;

I was there at the time of this;

Why don't you mention me?

We were teammates at the time, weren't we?

Captain, Captain, even if it's a background, why don't you mention me......

Ling Mo ignored Nia, he was a little immersed in his memories, and with a kind of angry entanglement, he said:

"What is this 'the world is so big, let's go and see'?! She actually called this 'look'?!

If it weren't for Lao Tzu's cleverness back then, the grass on the grave would be three feet tall now!

If I had known in advance what she meant by 'look', I wouldn't have been fooled even if I had kissed me! Sometimes I couldn't help but want to burst into tears when I read about my adventures over the past few decades, and then I sighed like this:

Woohoo! Death and life, day and night. Death and death, and the realm is dangerous, and the layers are wrong, and it is not for people to suffer. Learn from the pain, what a pain!"

“...... If it weren't for the devastation of nine years of compulsory magical education... Baptism, I don't even understand what you're talking about, Dad. ”

After complaining accurately, Zero said a little confusedly: "If once or twice, Dad can tolerate his ex-girlfriend taking him into danger, I can still understand, but after so many times, Dad didn't protest to her, or simply went on strike?"

Ling Mo smiled and didn't answer the question. Looking at Zero's expression, she was still puzzled, and Nia pouted and said:

"If the captain doesn't go, the vice captain will also go by himself, so where can the captain rest assured? Anyway, the two of them together are at least half less risky than going alone, right? Now they have turned against each other, but when they were on the adventure back then, the degree of cooperation between these two people was outrageous, and they even created three combined combat skills, and the combat effectiveness of joining forces was at least five times higher! Not to mention ......"

Speaking of this, Nia's expression began to become obscene, and she frowned and said to Zero:

"What's more, the vice-captain is particularly open in some aspects, and the lower limit is very low! Every time he accidentally gets into trouble, he will open up a new way of playing the boat to the captain to apologize. Don't look at your father's upright personality, but in fact, he is an old driver who has unlocked the full pose! Both of them are martial artists, you know martial artists, right? The posture library is ten years richer than ordinary people...... Poof!"

Seeing that Nia was full of Ling Mo's old fist because of the revelations, remembering what she had just said, and simulating those scenes in her heart, Zero felt a little uncomfortable, and a strong jealousy came to her heart, making her suddenly not want to listen to Ling Mo's adventure stories back then, and reluctantly laughed, Zero bluntly changed the topic:

"Let's listen to the rest of the story later, Dad, let's go into Raccoon City quickly, beat up that Tyrant Dr. who is clearly provoking trouble, and bring it over to the dragon clan that belongs to Dad! I'm still a little looking forward to it, what kind of 'Divine Dragon' can be summoned by Dragon Balls! Since it is called a divine dragon, and it can fulfill its wishes to a certain extent, why is it much stronger than Nesario, right?"

"Nesario, compared to the dragon, he's a fart!"

Ling Mo said disdainfully: "You underestimate the existence of the word 'god' in your real name, remember the god barrier cat in the village where you were experimented, right? Even if she is such a weak god, her posthumous relics can heal my soul wounds to a great extent." And compared to those ancient gods in the elemental plane, she is a pure scum!

I once had the privilege of traveling in the elemental plane for a while, and the power of the various ancient gods there is far greater than you can imagine! It's just a pity that those ancient gods have low intelligence and always live according to certain rules, not so much as 'gods', but a natural phenomenon that can summarize the law. ”

"Eh~ Is there such a thing? It's so powerful, but the intelligence has decreased, I really want to see it with my own eyes......"

Zero followed Ling Mo's pace and said with some yearning. A few people walked while talking, and it didn't take long for them to enter the boundary of Raccoon City, and once again set foot on the ring highway of Raccoon City, but on both sides of the original road, those slogans such as "Please slow down in accident-prone areas", "Ensure traffic safety and promote reform and opening up", "High-priced recycling of second-hand girlfriends can be exchanged for kitchen knives and scissors for stainless steel basins" and other slogans have all disappeared, and all of them have been replaced with Ling Mo's abstract headstickers.

Every few hundred meters, there is a loudspeaker, shouting hoarsely:

"This creature is extremely dangerous, destroying the racial unity of Raccoon City, disrupting the harmony and stability of Raccoon City, hindering the industrial upgrading of Raccoon City, deteriorating the supply-side reform of Raccoon City, and affecting the development of Raccoon City's productivity!

Every corpse in Raccoon City has the obligation to capture and kill this fang, and once you find the traces of this fang, you must risk your life to stop it!

The core of the city hereby assures the majority of corpses that if there are corpses that have been injured during the arrest, they will be treated and resurrected after death, so that everyone will have no worries!

Once you have made meritorious service in the process of arrest, depending on the size of the meritorious service, the city core will have multiple gifts to help you become a tyrant as soon as possible! Gifts are limited, first come, first served, I hope you will actively participate in this arrest! ”

Listening to these painful voices, Zero couldn't help but say, "This Tyrant Doctor is sure that he said this, can those zombies understand?

"Why don't you understand? The proportion of intelligent zombies in Raccoon City is not low. Ling Mo smiled and pointed to the zombies who were patrolling around in groups of three or five, and said, "You see that they are all quite energetic, barricades have been set up at various intersections, and the 'guards' wearing crooked caps are checking their identities one by one!"

"So what are we going to do, just go straight over?"

"Don't worry, play with him. I always felt that Dr. Tyrant had made such a big battle, it would be too strange if it was useless, and through the live broadcast, it should have known that I had the strength to kill Nesario, and I dared to provoke it so much, it must be relied on. ”

Ling Mo said as he walked straight towards the checkpoint at the intersection. Seeing him coming, the zombie who was lazily leaning behind the cover and playing with his intestines took a step forward and made a stop gesture.

Ling Mo did as he said, only to see the other party take out a crumpled piece of paper from his pocket, unfold it and flatten it, glanced at the portrait that did not look like Ling Mo at all, glanced at Ling Mo again, and scolded, 'Grass, it's not!', then waved his hand, knocked on the table impatiently, and said:

According to Raccoon City's targeted poverty alleviation policy, zombies in the countryside enter the city, and the poll tax is discounted, just hand in a little finger, and you can roll!"