Seeing Ling Mo's dazed and bewildered expression, although Kubaji did not have the ability to read through people's hearts, she was still very sure that this great watchman was really miserably hidden by his own wife. Thinking of this, Ku Baji looked at Ling Mo's eyes, and couldn't help but bring a little pity:

Alas, human society is really too complicated, when I first entered human society, I thought that as long as I had money, I could live well, and after staying for a long time, I thought that as long as I had strength, I would live well, but now it seems that even if I am strong enough to be the watcher, it is still inevitable that all kinds of bad things will happen!

It's scary to be a human being, so I'd better be a happy little turtle......

Kubaji was still just thinking about it, and the zero on the side directly exclaimed:

"Dad! Although as a daughter, you shouldn't care about her father's private affairs, but Zero really wants to say, Dad, how confused you were in that love back then!

After decades of work, you don't know the identity of your spouse and what the other party is doing? This is too undeserved, isn't it? Even if you are an ordinary person on a blind date, you must at least know what the other party's job and family environment is, right? Zero pretended to be surprised and questioned in an exaggerated tone with some ulterior motives!

“......”

Ling Moxin said that I had just crossed over not long ago, and any organization and force in this Noahfa Continent was like a setting in a game to me, and it would not produce any real sense at all, how could I pay attention to this?

However, although he thought so in his heart, Ling Mo naturally wouldn't say that, he organized his language and explained:

"I've lived in the Warcraft Rainforest since I was a child, and I don't understand the division of forces in the outside world, especially the human world!

It's obviously the same race, but just because everyone makes up different stories about God, they have to beat each other's dog brains out of each other!

Obviously they are the same race, but they are divided into hundreds of countries and regions, and thousands of miscellaneous large social organizations!

When I met her, I was a wild man who was basically alive except for not eating people, how could I be interested in learning about this? Later, when I entered the human world, I was either on the way to beating others, or on the way to being beaten by others, and I didn't even have the time to sit down and register a magic network account, so I couldn't think of learning about it. ”

“......”

Dad, don't say it, this experience is so tragic, so tragic that my daughter can't wait to take you into her arms and comfort you with a chest pillow and a knee pillow!

The heart was inadvertently touched again, and in order to suppress his * impulse, Zero hurriedly changed the topic and said:

"What about Dad's ex-girlfriend? How did you two meet? Why didn't she take the initiative to explain her identity? As lovers, being honest with each other should be the most basic etiquette, right? How romantic was your acquaintance in the first place, so that Dad, you would forget these realistic problems? Zero once again inadvertently mixed his own malice into the questioning, in a vain attempt to discredit the already dark relationship between Dad and his ex-girlfriend!"

“...... I found that the influence of those more than 200 years of experimental subject career on you is really profound, and you can control it in normal times, but when you get excited, your original language habits are exposed again. ”

Accidentally being beaten by the little little zero who confided in his truth twice in a row, Ling Mo couldn't cry or laugh a little, he thought about it and said:

"Our acquaintance process is actually very simple, and there is no romance in it. I strayed into the elven tribe where Nia belonged, and was entertained as an honored guest for a while, and after I had enough to drink, eat, play, and bored, I asked to leave.

I have to say that the elven fruits are delicious, but they just don't fight hunger, and I have to start foraging on the way home. Then I saw a puddle of ice elemental bodies lapping on the trunk of a tree, and I thought I was so lucky that I could be as lucky as a farmer waiting for a rabbit to have this rare and full elemental spirit to my mouth without hunting.

As soon as I broke off a piece and chewed it as a popsicle, the elemental body was in pain, and after a while of squirming, it turned into a human girl! She didn't speak, she held up her left hand that was missing and looked at me directly...

I felt so embarrassed at the time, and I couldn't vomit or vomit when my mouth was full of ice slag, so I could only stay where I was. It wasn't until she sighed, put her hand down, leaned over and said, 'Divide me and get a taste of what I tasted like,' that I came back to my senses...... Now, this was my first encounter with my ex-girlfriend. ”

“......”

I was almost shocked by the painful encounter process, and Zero searched my stomach for a while, but I couldn't find any words to save it, so I had to admit: "This is indeed a not romantic encounter at all......"

Then her expression became excited, and she asked like a cannonball:

"I actually want to eat myself, is this ex-girlfriend of my father, who has never met before, so fierce?

Did she tell us more about what she tasted like?

And is she actually an ice elemental body? Isn't this kind of physique super rare?

I've read some literature within the sect, saying that this kind of pure elemental body cultivates magic and reaches the realm of the Dharma Saint is as true as eating and drinking?!

Ahh

"Well, it's a natural ice elemental body, that's right, she fell in the Warcraft Rainforest at that time, it was because she was chased and killed by the Sky Splitting Sect, and as a last resort, she activated her life-saving skill 'Body Elementalization', which escaped the catastrophe. Ling Mo shrugged his shoulders and said:

"It's a pity that her luck is not good, after the body elementalization, she escaped through the elemental passage, and after she was exhausted, her body slapped directly on the 'Xuantie Tree' and fell apart, and she couldn't tell that it was a person at all, and unfortunately I ate a little......

As for the taste...... I don't really remember exactly, I was so shocked and embarrassed that I chewed it mechanically and swallowed it. Instead, she took a piece from my mouth and put it in her mouth and sucked it carefully, showing a happy expression like a child eating candy, and smiled that she was lemon-flavored. ”

"This mentality...... I'm really convinced. ”

Zero was stunned for a moment, smacked his lips after a while, and after admiring a praise, he suddenly found a blind spot and hurriedly asked:

"Hey, hey, Dad, this is the first time you've met, right? She doesn't mind and eats the contents of your mouth? Isn't this an indirect connection...... Kissing, kissing? Your ex-girlfriend isn't embarrassed at all? It's not that I'm boasting, but the women in our sect tend to be more traditional and don't do this kind of bold behavior. ”

Ling Mo didn't answer, but Nia on the side explained in a voice full of resentment:

"When I regrouped back into my body from the pure ice element, the damn woman of the vice-captain was long gone, and she was completely naked at the time!

During the period of dormant after your death, your sect has been particularly secularized and re-religious, and many historical scumbag habits have been revived, what man can marry four wives, women must be wrapped in black robes, etc., this is no longer cultivating traditional women, it is simply cultivating feudal women!

The vice-captain's slut is affected by this kind of thinking, and she feels that her body has been seen by the captain, and she can only marry the captain and be his person for the rest of her life, so let alone eating what is in the captain's mouth, even if it is kissing the captain on the spot and doing things like having children, she takes it for granted!"

"That's—that's too ...... It's too ......" Zero paused several times, but couldn't come up with a good adjective, so he had to say sullenly:

"This is not retro at all, it is completely a reversal of history, a restoration!

This backward, barbaric, and dehumanizing religious trend was completely swept into the garbage heap of history before my lifetime!

We have long since completed the complete secularization of the obedience sect, achieved the equality of men and women in the diocese, and even completed the complete transfer of theocracy and administrative power!

"——!! these reforms are nothing more than the personal hobbies of a few of your high-ranking people, and they are incompatible with your Word. When the sect was thriving, it naturally suppressed it, and after the Golden Fortress incident, the sect's strength was severely defeated, the prestige of the top was greatly lost, and the right-leaning iron-blooded hawks naturally came to power, and the resurrection of your stinking fundamentalism is not a matter of course?"

Nia sneered, mocked Zero mercilessly, and laughed happily when she saw her face was ashen!

But soon she remembered something, and her face turned hideous! After taking several deep breaths, Nia adjusted her state and continued to say with deep resentment:

"But this kind of behavior of turning back the clock on history is not entirely a bad thing...... The slut of the vice captain sighed many times, if it weren't for the influence of this trend of thought, she would have identified and entangled the captain from the beginning, but if there was a little hesitation, how could she have a chance to sit on the throne of the main palace?

The favorite thing of that bad character is to pretend to be virtuous and virtuous in front of the captain; when the captain is gone, she will put on the ring given to her by the captain as soon as she turns her face and shows off her special appearance! As long as she sees our defeated dogs battered and disgraced, she can eat several more bowls of rice!

Damn, damn it, damn it!

It was me first, obviously I came first! Whether I knew the captain or had feelings for the captain, I came first!

When the captain was in the clan, I wanted to take him down, but due to the reserved tradition of elven women, I just agreed with the captain to go to the captain's house to play in a few days......

I didn't expect to be reserved in the past few days, and let the slut of the vice captain take the lead and lose the happiness of my life! Since then, I have abandoned all my reserve, and I want to absorb the breath of the captain wholeheartedly; and later, if I am not careful, even my shame has been abandoned!

In fact, when I first started doing those shameful and perverted things, I was still a little worried and scared, but I soon found that the psychological pleasure brought by those shameful behaviors was simply hilarious......!

“......”

Listening to Nia's twisted and perverted laughter, and feeling the resentment in Nia's heart that could not be washed away by the water of the five lakes and three rivers, Zero wisely did not choose to tease her at this time, and asked Ling Mo instead:

"What happened later? Dad, how did you develop after this embarrassing first encounter? With the character of a straight man of steel, Dad, you can't rely on your ex-girlfriend's wishful thinking, you two will become, right?

People who have never been in love are always like this, and they feel that only when they have unforgettable energy for each other can the two finally come together. As everyone knows, the real feelings are always plain and indifferent to Xintian. ”

Ling Mo, who inadvertently mocked the number zero, slowly recalled with a misty look in his eyes:

"With the use of body elementalization, her spiritual core is completely destroyed, and her cultivation close to the Law Saint level cannot be completely recovered, and she has become a wasted person. Originally, this matter had nothing to do with me, but she became a waste, and I also ate half of someone's palm, making the other party a cripple, and it is not an exaggeration to call it worse.

At that time, I had lived in the jungle for a long time, and I didn't have so many bad experiences, and my heart was relatively pure. Perhaps out of guilt, or out of compassion, I sent a ghost to ask her if she wanted to practice martial arts. ”

Zero nodded silently: "So, she just agreed?"

Well, although she was still gentle and quiet at that time, I could still see that after this calamity, her heart was full of hesitation and fear. With little hesitation, she agreed. With a hint of a smile, Ling Mo said:

"I didn't really think much about it at the time, because in the department... In my perception, my ex-girlfriend's martial arts roots are actually quite low, inferior to me, you, and my two apprentices, and it is difficult to achieve anything on the road of martial arts.

My original intention was to promote her to a high-level martial artist as much as possible, so that I could let her broken hands grow again. But what I didn't expect was that the innate ice elemental body was really domineering beyond my imagination, and those martial arts passes seemed to her as if they didn't exist, and she crossed them with her eyes closed!

The only thing that limits her strength is that her root bones are too low, which causes her control of the body to be inferior to that of martial artists of the same level, but she also has rich experience in magical combat, with the secret art of your sect, and the residual strong spiritual power, she has created her own 'Phantom Clone Flow' combat method, and the fight is divided into three, and all three are ontology! Relying on the advantage of being numerous, she completely makes up for the lack of martial arts skills. ”

"As I spent more and more time together, I gradually became attracted to her near-perfect female character, and the relationship between the two began to warm up slowly. If it had continued like this, it would have been a great story......"

Speaking of this, Ling Mo's face showed a look of regret:

"The thing I regret the most in my life is that one morning after we both reached a certain level of strength, just after we woke up in a hug, this ghost woman kissed me with infinite warmth, and then asked me, 'The world is so big, let's go and see it together?'

At that time, I just woke up, my brain was not very bright, and I was so confused that I didn't think much about it, so I nodded and agreed to her!"