Wang Xu heard the constant laughter around him, and he felt a sense of satisfaction, pride, and happiness.

As if they had a heart, Wang Xu and Zhuang Xiaodie glanced at each other at the same time, and he also saw pride, happiness, and a kind of pride in his wife's eyes.

Being able to make the loved ones around him happy and proud is the greatest success of a man.

"Hahaha!"

At this time, everyone in the theater laughed loudly, so that Wang Xu's attention returned to the film, and saw Wei Xiaobao worship Chen Jinnan, the chief helmsman of the Heaven and Earth Society, as his teacher, and followed him to the Heaven and Earth Society.

After beheading the chicken, burning the yellow paper, and making a blood alliance, Wei Xiaobao joined the Heaven and Earth Society. Everyone laughed at Wei Xiaobao's hand when he cut off the chicken's head.

Then there is even more funniness, Chen Jinnan has an extremely dangerous task, hoping that a brother will volunteer, he said: "I found out that there are four copies of the Forty-two Chapters in the Qing Palace, which record the secret of the Qing court to collect a big treasure outside the Guan. If we can know the secret of this great treasure, we can retrieve the people's fat and people's ointment that the Qing Dynasty looted in the Ming Dynasty, and we can also cut off their dragon veins! As soon as the dragon vein is broken, the number of qi of the clear dog is exhausted! And our Daming country is just around the corner! That's why I want to send someone into the palace to steal these scriptures! But I know that this mission is very dangerous, it can be said that it is a life and a death life, and anyone who does not want to go should sit down! ”

If anyone doesn't want to go, sit down, the chief helmsman said this, and the gang members who still regarded death as their home just now showed their original form, and they all rushed to occupy a seat for fear that it would be their turn.

Wei Xiaobao was pushed away by everyone because his movements were a little slower, but fortunately, when he saw that there was still an empty chair, he rushed over with joy and sat down. At this critical juncture, Chen Jinnan kicked a nail on the ground and flew into the stool under Xiaobao's buttocks.

So everyone saw Wei Xiaobao sitting on a nail. The sourness made him bounce after a "whoop~~".

Chen Jinnan grabbed Wei Xiaobao and said with relief: "Xiaobao, I can't imagine that you want to make this miracle as soon as you join this association!" Well, as a teacher, I will fulfill you! ”

"No! Because the truth is this, this chair ......"

Chen Jinnan's face sank and said, "The eldest husband is full of words. Do you know that treachery is a violation of Article 8 of the rules of the Association, and you will be cut off with one hand and one foot! ”

"Huh? Is this the Heaven and Earth Association or the Whole Human Association! ”

Many viewers were laughing when they saw this. is not only laughing at Wei Xiaobao so sadly, but also laughing at Chen Jinnan's black belly.

The TV series version of Chen Jinnan is a big hero who stands up to the sky, but now he has some black belly, and everyone is very interesting to watch.

Next, Chen Jinnan asked Wei Xiaobao to come into the room to talk alone, and even showed this kind of black belly, and listened to what Chen Jinnan said-

Chen Jinnan said: "Xiaobao, you are a smart person. I can talk to people in a smart way. Not for people out there! ”

Wei Xiaobao said: "I don't understand! ”

Chen Jinnan said: "Most of the people who have read books and understand things are already officials in the Qing court. So if we want to fight against the Qing court, we have to use some stupid people. To deal with those stupid people, you must never tell them the truth, you must use religious forms to hypnotize them, so that they feel that what they are doing is right, so "opposing the Qing Dynasty and restoring the Ming Dynasty" is just a slogan, and it is actually the same as "Amitabha Buddha". The Qing Dynasty has always oppressed us Han Chinese. robbed us of our silver and women, so we have to rebel. ”

Wei Xiaobao understood. said: "If you want to fight back to get back our money and women, isn't it, if you can't regain your sight, it's simply taking off your pants and farting, and it's a matter of people and birds!" Alright, smart people, understand! Go on! ”

"Anyway. If you succeed, there will be countless silver taels and women, would you like to go? ”

"Yes! It's just that your sentence "nine deaths and one life" is too scary! ”

"Anti-Qing and Ming" is just a slogan, and the real reason is that Yin Liang and women, such words came out of Chen Jinnan's mouth. It's inconceivable in other film and television works, it's impossible. But the movie version of "The Deer and Ding Ji" dared to make such a breakthrough, and it was very successful judging from the audience's happy reaction.

This kind of Heaven and Earth Society is more like an old Jianghu, more plump and real than Gao Daquan, and you won't have a negative opinion of his heroic image.

Back in the film, Chen Jinnan took out a book and gave it to Wei Xiaobao and said, "I can teach you peerless martial arts." ”

"Huh? I think it's going to take a month to practice for such a big book! ”

"This is just a catalog of peerless martial arts, and that is the secret of peerless martial arts!"

Wei Xiaobao saw a mountain of books, "Wow! It will take a year to see it! ”

Chen Jinnan said: "I watched it for three years and practiced for 30 years to have today's realm!" ”

"Thirty years, then how much time do I have to practice?"

"One night!"

"Oh! I still have one night to practice, and that's not "nine deaths"! ”

"No, if you see it, you will die nine times, and if you don't watch it, you will die ten times!"

In the whole section of Wei Xiaobao's entry into heaven and earth, the most exciting thing is the dialogue between Chen Jinnan's black belly and the ghostly Wei Xiaobao.

Unknowingly, Wang Xu himself was fascinated, and some clips reminded him of his previous memories. For example, Wei Xiaobao entered the palace and was led away by Gonggong Hai, who named him Xiaochunzi, Wei Xiaobao said, "It's not good not to call Chun?" ”

The word "spring" in Wei Xiaobao's mouth elongated the accent, which evoked Wang Xu's previous memories, and he thought this sentence was very funny when he was a child.

There is also Wei Xiaobao who thought that Gonggong Hai was blind, and used his fingers to circle around his eyes. provoked Hai Dafu and said: "What are you doing? ”

Wei Xiaobao said: "Father-in-law, I'm admiring your ink drop glasses, they're pretty good!" ”

Hai Dafu said: "Do you know how to appreciate? ”?

"Nei?nei. But according to your father-in-law, you are so handsome and tall, your aura is extraordinary, and you can be a eunuch and have such a breakthrough beard, and you don't need glasses, it's cool enough.?"

Hai Dafu said, "You make fun of me, Haruko??"

Wei Xiaobao immediately lowered his head and said, "The villain doesn't dare." ”?

"Humph!" Hai Dafu snorted and said, "This pinch of beard is fake, the eunuch is an incomplete man, this pinch of fake beard can help me regain a little bit of self-esteem."

"The eunuch is an incomplete man, this fake beard can help me regain a little bit of self-esteem" is Wu Mengda's sentence that made Wang Xu remember deeply, and what was even more impressive was that Wei Xiaobao saw a bottle of things in Father-in-law's room, and asked: "Father-in-law, what is the lump of stuff in your glass bottle?" ”

Hai Dafu said: "Whip!?"

"Whip?"?

"The first bottle is a deer whip, the second is a tiger whip, and the third bottle is a bullwhip......?"

"Oh, the fourth bottle must be an elephant whip!?"

"No, - it's a human whip. It's a treasure that I cut off when I was cleansed. ”?

"Oh wow, so yours is so big, I thought I was the only one.?"

At this time, the eunuch Xiao Guizi walked over and said, "I wiped the wrong bottle today, that bottle is, this bottle is a radish.?"

"Oh, I'll see, how come I can't see anything??" Wei Xiaobao picked up the fourth glass bottle and looked at it carefully, but didn't see anything, Xiao Guizi gave him a magnifying glass, saying that it would be better to see it clearly with this.

Wei Xiaobao put the magnifying glass in front of his eyes, "Oh, I saw it, wow!" So exquisite.?"

Hai Dafu said: "I was clean when I was one year old, which is amazing!?"

Wei Xiaobao said: "I think the one who helped you clean up is really that great!" He's got a good eyeh!?"

Hai Dafu said: "Everyone's baby is placed in the baby room, and my baby is afraid that it will not be seen, so it is placed here."

"Father-in-law, please rest assured, I will help you keep an eye on him."

Saying that Wei Xiaobao wanted to pee, Hai Gonggong signaled him to go behind the door. Wei Xiaobao asked again: "Father-in-law, do you pee standing or squatting?"

"What do you say?!?"

"Hahaha~~~~~~~~ I see he's crawling with pee."

Wei Xiaobao covered his mouth and snickered and ran to the back of the door to pee, and saw many eunuchs lining up to pee.

"Wow, there is still a queue to pee, no matter how much."

Wei Xiaobao cut the line and ran to the front, and while peeing, he said to the person next to him: "Hey, friend, don't mind peeing together." ”

As he spoke, Wei Xiaobao glanced sideways at the person next to him, found that he was bleeding from seven holes, and said: "Wow~~ Pee to seven holes and bleed, you are also the first person in ancient and modern times." ”

Suddenly, Wei Xiaobao felt that the atmosphere was wrong, he looked back at the back behind him, and the row of eunuchs were all bleeding from seven holes, all of them were corpses.

At this time, Wei Xiaobao was frightened, shouting all over the house, and even his braids were cocked.

"Hahaha!"

Seeing this, Wang Xu laughed like everyone else, he used to laugh out of breath when he saw this paragraph, but now he still feels like this when he sees it.

The collision of two feelings from childhood and present is really amazing. (To be continued, please search, the novel is better and updated faster!)