The film "The Story of Deer and Ding" is the same as Wang Xu's previous works, the laughter is very dense, and the audience laughs all the time. … ≦ top novel,

And Wang Xu is rewatching it after all, and he can still hold back if it is not a classic clip, but his wife Zhuang Xiaodie can't help it, and sometimes she has no strength to laugh at him. For example, when she watched Wei Xiaobao learn to catch the milk dragon claw hand with every shot, she laughed and didn't care about her image at all.

Let's say that when Gong Hai taught Wei Xiaobao martial arts, a dragon grasp grabbed two holes in Wei Xiaobao's chest clothes, Wei Xiaobao hurriedly shouted to stop and said, "Hey, what kind of trick did you just make?" ”

Hai Gonggong said: "Hundreds of shots and 100 hits piercing the heart dragon gripper!" ”

"Catch the milk dragon claw hand in 100 shots" Wei Xiaobao thought silently in his heart, and hurriedly said: "If there is a connotation, I will learn this trick!" ”

"That's the trick, isn't it?"

"I have to practice even if I don't sleep!"

"Okay, I'll catch it!"

Wei Xiaobao and Gonggong Hai were caught out together, and then the screen switched to Wei Xiaobao and the emperor competing in martial arts, and the emperor screamed in pain in his chest.

The emperor was greatly annoyed and said, "Where did you learn this trick?" ”

Wei Xiaobao said: "You don't care! Originally, I have never used this trick on women, but I see that you are not bad, so I will make an exception for you to see how powerful it is! ”

Saying that, Wei Xiaobao pounced on the emperor.

Zhuang Xiaodie laughed when she watched this part, but this didn't make her feel the funniest, she thought the funniest thing was that Princess Jianning pretended to pass on the will of the Queen Mother, and ordered the four handmaidens with superb swordsmanship around the Queen Mother to cut Wei Xiaobao's shirt off with a mess, and then rolled him up with a blanket and carried him into the princess's bedroom.

"Don't kneel down when you see Princess Jianning?"

"Oh!"

"It's too late, it's a big rebellion, slash!"

"Hey. Don't be so impulsive, I can't move when I'm tied! ”

"No matter, it's a big rebellion, cut it!" Princess Jianning said and took out a dagger and dangled it in front of Wei Xiaobao, grinning: "Gouge out your eyes or cut off your nose, or cut off the places you shouldn't have?" ”

Wei Xiaobao said: "Look at me." You might as well let me out first! Great, I'll just do what you want! ”

Princess Jianning said: "Try it, pretend to be the most handsome!" ”

"No, it is now!"

"Then let's look like the ugliest!"

"No, no matter how you pretend to be, you won't be ugly!"

"Perhaps, let's take a look at the most obscene * cheap!"

"That's not all, just look in the mirror!"

Princess Jianning pointed to herself and said, "Me? Hahahaha! Suddenly, she coldly punched Wei Xiaobao in the face, "Bold—it's really fun!" Well, let you out! Why don't you play as a turtle! ”

Wei Xiaobao hurriedly said righteously: "Hey, I'm sorry, you can pretend to be anything." I just don't pretend to be a turtle! ”

Princess Jianning said, "Why? ”

Wei Xiaobao said: "This is my personal principle! ”

Princess Jianning said: "Okay, if you don't pretend to be a turtle, you will be beaten by me!" ”

As she spoke, the princess picked up a wooden stick, and Wei Xiaobao put aside her personal principles and said, "Okay, I'll play a turtle!"

Princess Jianning laughed and said, "Don't-I'm going to fight!" Hey! Laugh! ”

"Oops, oops" Wei Xiaobao was about to be beaten, and at the same time he had to open his mouth to laugh.

"Don't fight, I'm pretending to be a turtle, it's fun to pretend to be a turtle."

"Really?"

"yes, yes. Believe me. ”

"Alright then, then play a turtle that I beat. Dress up, dress up, dress up! ”

Saying that, Princess Jianning picked up the wooden stick again and smoked it randomly. Wei Xiaobao was beaten badly. "Don't fight, hey, that's enough, you big watermelon!"

Wei Xiaobao couldn't bear it anymore, and suddenly punched Princess Jianning on the bed, "Why, are you forcing me?" ”

After speaking, Wei Xiaobao wanted to slip away. He turned around and didn't take a few steps, Princess Jianning didn't know why she lay on the ground and hugged him on one foot, and said, "Come on, I beg you, you hit me!" ”

Wei Xiaobao was taken aback. said: "You're kidding, aren't you?" ”

Princess Jianning begged: "Yes, please, you hit me with your most powerful move!" Yes! ”

"I only have one trick from head to toe!"

His move was to catch the milk dragon claw hand with a hundred shots, Princess Jianning's eyes lit up after hearing this, and she couldn't wait to say: "Then you can use that trick, come on!" Please! Hit me! ”

"Hey, what's so embarrassing?"

"Hurry up, hurry up! Hit me! ”

"Okay, I'm afraid of you, princess, please take it!"

So at the strong request of the princess, Wei Xiaobao used the most domineering milk dragon claw hand against her. This move was really powerful, and after a burst of lightning and thunder, Wei Xiaobao sat on the bed, holding the quilt, wrapped in his body, crying, as if he had been bullied.

He was crying, and Princess Jianning beside the bed was indeed laughing.

"Hahaha"

Princess Jianning was still getting dressed, and she was smiling as if she had gotten what she wanted.

"Hahaha...... Fool, what are you crying about! I'll treat you well! Princess Jianning sat on the edge of the bed and comforted Xiaobao.

Wei Xiaobao slowly leaned on the princess's shoulder and said coquettishly: "You can't lie to me, you!" ”

Princess Jianning said: "I have my own measure, na, this is a new dress, put him on first so as not to leak out of the spring...... Hahaha! ”

"Hahaha!" The princess in the movie was laughing, and Zhuang Xiaodie was also laughing, she grabbed Wang Xu's arm while laughing, and said, "Hammerhammer, how did you come up with this brain?" ”

"Hey, hey!" Wang Xu whispered in his ear: "Do you want me to use that trick on you?" ”

"You little scoundrel!"

"Hey, don't pinch your ears, someone is watching next to you!"

Zhuang Xiaodie glanced left and right, and everyone was laughing and didn't pay attention to their small movements. Zhuang Xiaodie pursed her lips and smiled, let go of his ears, and instead held one of her husband's hands and continued to watch the movie.

Women's laughter is a little different from men's, Zhuang Xiaodie thinks that the princess's flirting with Xiaobao is the funniest in this film, and Wang Xu thinks that the classic lines, she also thinks it's nothing. For example, when the emperor saw through Wei Xiaobao's identity as a fake eunuch and grabbed Wei Xiaobao's little brother, Wei Xiaobao said something to the emperor.

"Good has good causes, and evil has evil rewards. Heavenly cycle, heaven and earth. I once caught the dragon and chicken by mistake, and today the emperor caught me really has educational significance, and my admiration for the emperor is like a surging river, endlessly. It's like the Yellow River flooding, out of control! ”

Then Wei Xiaobao and Duolong said goodbye to the emperor, and when they walked out of the door, Wei Xiaobao was holding his little brother in pain, and Duolong saw it and asked, "Why is Lord Wei so painful?" ”

Wei Xiaobao said: "I was caught four times by the emperor just now, and I was hammered eight times!" Ah......h

"Oh, Lord Wei can actually endure until now, it is really resolute and unyielding, and the respect for Lord Wei is really like a surging river......"

"It's like the Yellow River flooding out of control...... Right? ”

Wei Xiaobao and Duolong, you look at me, I look at you, and suddenly said in unison: "I really want to be like this." The two turned around at the same time and took out the yellow paper from their sleeves, "Burn the yellow paper with you and be brothers......"

"Hahaha...... Good brothers! After the two good brothers hugged each other a few times, Doron proposed: "Let's go, buy pork and cut chicken!" ”

Wei Xiaobao said: "Isn't it better to buy pork and recruit prostitutes!" ”

In this video, this sentence "The admiration for xxx is really like a surging river, and it is like the Yellow River flooding out of control!" appeared twice, and it was also the most widely circulated classic line by netizens in this film afterwards, but Zhuang Xiaodie didn't feel this sentence, but she listened to Duolong's sentence 'Master Wei can actually endure it until now, it's really perseverance and unyielding' made her laugh.

The laughter of the young couple is different, it doesn't matter, because there are so many laughs in the film, there are still clips that they all find classic and funny, that is, Wei Xiaobao and Duolong were ordered to confiscate Aobai's family property. (To be continued......)