In the psychiatric hospital where Chu Xuan's father worked, there were labels on the back of the patients' clothes on each floor, marking the rooms that belonged to them, but the color of the labels of the patients on each floor was different, the first floor was red, the second floor was yellow, and the third floor was green.

"It's good that I didn't wear a hat to confirm the floor number." Hearing that the third floor was actually marked with green, Long Aotian spit out a small slot, and at this time, Chu Zhujue said: "It doesn't matter if the patients on the third floor are really wearing green hats, unless they have been treated and recovered under the recognition of the three attending doctors of this hospital, otherwise we are not allowed to allow the patients on the third floor to go downstairs to move." ”

"Isn't this just imprisoning PLAY!?" This sentence full of slots was obviously said by Long Aotian, as soon as he said this, it attracted everyone's disdainful eyes, Tang Yu, who recovered from the blow of 'I was not a normal person', patted him on the shoulder and said: "If you like to play this kind of PLAY, then go to your family's dance heart beauty class master to play, anyway, the two of you are already lovers, aren't you." ”

Tang Yu's natural tone made Long Aotian a little embarrassed, and scratched his head with an embarrassed smile, who knew that Chu Zhujue's eyes lit up for some reason when he heard that he already had a girlfriend, of course, the light in his eyes was not that bad NTR divine light, but ......

"The young man is good~ I actually had a girlfriend at a young age, I think that in our era, we directly skipped the process of meeting and falling in love, and under the condition of the words of the matchmaker of my parents, I had to marry the girl I didn't like at the time, and then it was the stage of cultivating feelings."

"Uncle Chu, you guys are really hard." Long Aotian knew that the other party did not lie to him, because his parents also met like this and then fell in love, who knew that at this time, Chu Zhujue patted Long Aotian on the shoulder. Said something that petrified him: "It's a pity young man...... Actually, you're a, you know? ”

"Huh!?" When Long Aotian heard this, he suddenly let out a strange sound like a spartan, and then Chu Xuan suddenly stepped forward and kicked his father away, and then said to Long Aotian: "Don't pay attention to this guy, he has been single and lonely for too long, so he often goes to us young people who have girlfriends to tease, you just take what he just said as a fart." ”

"Xiao Xuan...... How can you say that about your dad. You're the man who wants to inherit my career in the future! As soon as Chu Zhujue's words came out, everyone roared in their hearts, 'Who is going to be a psychiatric hospital!' , and Chu Xuan said with a disgusted face: "With my education and IQ, even if I go abroad to study the financial industry, it is more than enough, and the ghost will inherit your profession." ”

"Xiao Xuan, ......" Hearing that his son was going to go abroad to study the financial industry, Chu Zhujue immediately quickly got up from the ground, came to his son and patted his shoulders with both hands, and said seriously: "What is the future of the financial industry, you will be a civil servant in the future." ”

"Fuck you uncle! Chu Zhujue, go home and hang me! Looking at the father and son who were fists and feet, Liu Bei raised his thumbs to his partners. said: "In a sense, both father and son are bunkers. ”

As Chu Xuan and Chu Zhujue, the father and son, were fighting, everyone had already come to the front of the first room on the third floor, and at this time, Chu Zhujue opened the small window above the green (1) iron door, and when they saw this, everyone raised it up and looked up, but the scene inside was a little ......

"Wow! Oh my eyes! After seeing what was in the room, Tang Yu covered his eyes and jumped up and down, as if he had seen something terrible in the room. Of course, the situation of other people is not much better than him, even Mo Yan, who is used to seeing internal organs, is a little unbearable to look inside.

"The picture is so beautiful. I don't dare to look at it! Shouting, Chu Xuan closed the small iron window, and then asked his father, "Why did you tie up that man!?" ”

In this room of Green (1), there is a man who is bound by ropes all over his body, and he looks very delicate, but if he dresses carefully, he is still a beautiful young man. It's just that now that he is imprisoned to play, he still has a red piston in his mouth, and the drooling saliva is soaking his collar, and his writhing body looks like a heavy addict.

"Ah, this person......" Chu Zhujue's eyes moved upward, looking like he was thinking. Then he suddenly said, "Oh! I remembered that this person was imprisoned in this mental hospital because he was suffering from obsessive-compulsive masturbation disorder. ”

Fortunately, no one is eating or drinking water now, otherwise it would definitely squirt, everyone has heard a lot of wonderful obsessive-compulsive disorders, but masturbation obsessive-compulsive disorder...... They said it was the first time they had heard of it! Is there really such an obsessive-compulsive disorder in the world!?

As if seeing everyone's questioning expressions, Chu Zhujue said, "This man in the room...... You also see that he looks very good, because when he was sixteen years old, he wore women's clothes to participate in comic con, but on the way home, because he was too beautiful, he was dragged by several muscular brothers ♂ to the dark alley to perform strong [beep], who knew that the group of men did not hesitate when they knew that the 'hunter' was a man, and continued to do inhumane things. ”

"Thank you...... The man in the room suffers from women's clothing phobia and male phobia, and at the same time, he hates men very much in his heart, until he accidentally sees a funny video called "When the World Gets Forbidden to Masturbate" on the Internet, and he actually believes it! ”

"So in order to kill all the men in the world, he hid in the room and kept masturbating, until he fainted to death after bleeding, and the neighbor found that something was wrong and broke the door in, and then he found him fainting on the sofa, and of course he saw a lot of tissues next to him."

"Who knew that after this guy was discharged from the hospital after nursing, he insisted on continuing to masturbate despite the advice of others, and shouted, 'I'm just going to become the male god of the new world!' In the end, we had no choice but to send this person to a psychiatric hospital to take care of him, because of the androphobia, we had to arrange him alone in a special ward on the third floor to take care of him. ”

"it!" When Chu Zhujue finished telling the story of this person's obsessive-compulsive disorder, everyone felt that 10,000 grass and mud horses and Ya Worm butterflies were galloping happily in their hearts, although everyone was mentally prepared to encounter strange things here...... But this is too weird, hey!

At this time, Mo Yan also discovered the subtle gaze of Long Aotian, Tang Yu, Liu Bei and Chu Xuan, and Mo Yan roared angrily in his heart: "I won't be pushed down by Brother Muscular ♂!" ”

"Alright, alright, alright!" After looking at the patients in the first ward on the third floor, everyone had already decided not to continue the visit, the first ward was so strange, you can already imagine that the more you go on, the more strange it will be.

"Forget it, the patient in the second room is better." Hearing that everyone didn't want to visit anymore, Chu Zhujue nodded understandingly, pointed to the green (2) ward and said: "The person in that ward is a seventeen-year-old boy, but unfortunately because he was born short, he is always bullied by tall people, so he has been accumulating a grievance in his heart. ”

"And this resentment was until he was bullied again, and then when he went home to watch the anime, he happened to watch the new anime "Attack on Titan", so under the influence of the anime, he took the kitchen knife at home and went to all the boys who bullied him in the school, and cut off all the meat on the back of their necks.

"This is the so-called mind is not firm enough, I think those readers who watched "Smiling Proud Jianghu" back then, I haven't seen anyone cut off their little JJ." Chu Xuan's divine reply made everyone give him a thumbs up in their hearts.

At four o'clock in the afternoon, everyone finally came out of the psychiatric hospital, and at this time, Chu Xuan pulled Mo Yan's sleeve and whispered very quietly to prevent others from hearing: "What do you think of my father, if he really meets Yayin, what are the chances of success?" ”

"It's very suspenseful, the success rate is probably less than 10%, I think very few people will like their future father-in-law's career to be a doctor in a psychiatric hospital, if it is a gynaecological or proctology...... I think the success rate can be increased by about 20%. ”

Mo Yan's truth-telling made Chu Xuan's entire face turn frighteningly white, and his gloomy eyes made him feel a little guilty inexplicably. (To be continued......)