199 I smell the water meter!

"Tell me, father, these are my friends in school, they are called Tang Yu, Mo Yan, Long Aotian and Liu Bei."

Saying that, under the kind and smiling gaze of his father, Chu Xuan introduced him to a few friends who came here to visit today, and he would nod and greet each person he introduced in a friendly manner, until he finished the introduction, he smiled and said: "Welcome everyone, you must know that this kind of place is rarely visited by young people." ”

Just when Chu Zhujue was about to open his mouth to take everyone to visit, Long Aotian suddenly stepped forward and patted Chu Xuan's shoulders with both hands, and looked at each other with fixed eyes, until he saw that the other party's heart was furious, and then he said, "Chu Xuan...... If your father is really the attending doctor in a psychiatric hospital, and your mother is just a rural woman, then I dare say it's absolutely DNA that only God knows. ”

Long Aotian's words suddenly choked Chu Xuan and couldn't refute it, because he was also confused about his life experience for a while, but after his investigation, he found that he was indeed Chu Zhujue's son, his father was a doctor in a mental hospital, and his mother was just a peasant girl, but the son he gave birth to was a prodigy, which made him feel painful.

"Anyway, at this time, you don't go to the third floor to check the room, you are actually in the office, should you be in the ...... again" Saying this, Chu Xuan's eyes narrowed slightly, and under the gaze of Chu Zhujue's forehead, he walked quickly to his open computer, stared at the display screen, and then skillfully manipulated the mouse to click on the icon of Thunderbolt 7 on the lower right.

"You old guy, you actually came to see it again during work hours!" When he saw the large number of Wen jiàn names written in Japanese downloaded by Thunderbolt 7, Chu Xuan immediately shouted loudly to his father in a tone of hatred that iron is not steel, in exchange for an embarrassing smile from the other party.

"Xuanxuan...... You know I've been lonely since your mother died, and there are very few women in this kind of place, if even a few are beautiful. That's a married woman, too. I'm not the dirty kind of man. ”

What Chu Zhujue said now, and the polite and reasonable posture he gave everyone at the beginning, was directly a change from heaven to earth! This is probably what is called...... A man who is no more than three seconds handsome.

"It's all said, don't call me by the meaty name Xuan Xuan!" Hearing his father's title, Chu Xuan immediately yelled back, while the other party's eyes shifted and said, "Since that's the case." Then the next time I have a friend, I'll call you Chu Chu. ”

"Chu, your sister! I'm not the leg-splitting girl! Hearing the title of 'Chu Chu', Chu Xuan subconsciously thought of the woman who had been forced by Jian Chenqiang in "Fengyun", and suddenly a chill struck.

"The relationship between father and son is so good!" Glancing at the two of them, Tang Yu sighed with an expression of 'I have already seen the ending', causing his companions next to him to roll their eyes at him, and then he came to the computer as if he were his own home, and opened the downloaded text.

"Oh~ It turns out that Uncle Chu, you also like to watch "Father's Love is Like a Mountain"." Seeing the name of the text, Tang Yu praised it in a very surprised tone, and only after a closer look at the name of the text. It turned out to be a new one that has only been out for less than a month recently.。

"That's right! As soon as I finish downloading it, I will report this resource, so that I can also contribute to the 2014 Clean Net Campaign! Hearing Chu Zhujue's shameless tone, a drop of cold sweat flowed from everyone's foreheads.

"It's because of guys like you in the world that so many classic videos and TMA videos of Liuli Shrine and Mao Zhan can't be downloaded!" Long Aotian pointed at Chu Zhujue and shouted loudly, which attracted disdainful glances from the people around him.

When Chu Xuan was still 10% short of downloading the video article, he immediately stepped forward and clicked to delete it completely, and then reported the text resource, so that the high-speed channel and offline download of Thunderbolt members could not be used. Seeing this, Chu Zhujue directly showed an apocalyptic expression.

"Xiao Xuan...... Do you know how hard it is to download it now? In the absence of Thunderbolt member high-speed channels and offline downloads, a text jiàn has no resources at all! Even if there is that speed, it is only more than ten kilobytes. When the download is complete, the cucumber dishes are cold! ”

Ignoring his father's complaints, Chu Xuan used his father's favorite input method, directly typed the two letters KB, and when he saw that the text displayed at the front was the word 'fast broadcast', his eyes narrowed even deeper, and then his hands clapped on his father's shoulders. A loving expression of Jesus' salvation spoke.

"Dad...... Don't think about some things that you don't have, after breaking free from the world of Lifan, you will be a good child, and you will have the opportunity to create a bright future that belongs to you with both hands. Use your brain to do some construction for border defense, use your enthusiasm to bring warm sunshine to out-of-school children in remote mountainous areas, and use your wisdom to bring hope for China's 2014 economic system reform. ”

When Chu Xuan finished this sentence full of grooves with an incomparably sunny look under everyone's embarrassed gaze, he raised his hands and said very calmly: "Shout slogans with me, Purify the Net 2014...... It starts with you and me. ”

"Is he playing cross talk?" When Chu Xuan finished speaking, Mo Yan had already covered his head and looked powerless to complain, muttering in a low voice, and the others were also covering their heads with a posture that they couldn't bear to look at directly, and Chu Zhujue looked at his son's posture like a devout Christian, and cold sweat was rolling down his forehead.

"Seeing that you have made up so much, I won't complain, let's go about the main thing now, come on, everyone, I'll take you to visit this hospital." After speaking, Chu Zhujue took the lead in walking out of the office, and the others followed one after another.

"Because the patients on the first and second floors belong to the stable dìng, so this time I will take you directly to see the patients on the third floor, most of them are severe paranoia patients or schizophrenia, and those with severe symptoms may have to stay here for the rest of their lives."

Just as he was walking the stairs leading from the second floor to the third floor, Tang Yu asked as if he remembered some important question, "Uncle Chu...... How do you decide whether a patient can be discharged from the hospital, and there should be a way to judge, right? ”

"Decide that a patient can be discharged, if it is a patient on the first floor, you only need to ask some basic common sense in daily life, and then use a little way to make him sick to stimulate him, if he does not have another illness, it means that the person can be discharged, for example, such a question."

Chu Zhujue pushed down his glasses and said, "A bathtub is full of water, and we will put three daily necessities next to the bathtub: a spoon, a water scoop and a basin, and then ask the patient what method can be used to quickly drain the water in the bathtub." ”

"It's that simple!" Everyone was stunned when they heard that it was such a simple question, and then Tang Yu raised his hand like a primary school student and replied loudly: "I know...... Normal people use basins to drain the water, right!? ”

When Tang Yu finished answering, he found a very strange thing, that is, everyone looked at him with a subtle gaze that was almost silent, until he saw that his heart was furious, Chu Zhujue came to his side and patted him on the shoulder, and said gently: "Young man...... Although the food here is not very good, but there are still quite a lot of beds, and the quality of the beds is also very good, taking advantage of the National Day this small long holiday, why don't you come to live with me for a while, I will give you a little psychological counseling. ”

"Uh...... I'm not mentally ill, so why should I live here!? Chu Zhujue's words made Tang Yu immediately rush to the back molars with a pain, waving his hands and shouting loudly, acting as if he wanted to prove that he was definitely a normal person, who knows......

Chu Xuan also came to his side and patted him on the shoulder, saying, "Tang Yu...... You know, if it's a really normal person, then he won't use those three items to drain the water, but just pull out the water plug under the bathtub? ”

Suddenly, Tang Yu felt a burst of five thunderbolts, and the whole person was petrified in an instant, he could understand why everyone looked at him with a kind of silent gaze, because when he answered that question, he had already indirectly shown that he was not a normal person.

So, as everyone walked on the road to the third floor, they were followed by a man with his head bowed and a dark aura all over his body. (To be continued......)