Zhou Yan smiled: "This is troublesome, just because the face is beautiful, it can be covered." This figure is also tempting to sin, so what should I do? Don't...... Dress her in a thick coat every day and wrap her body like a rice dumpling? ”

Ding Yi smiled and said, "Wrapped like a zongzi? This is an apt analogy. However, even so, there are still many men whose eyes are entangled in her every day. Therefore, Lei Erniang thought of a good way. ”

"What's the solution?"

"As long as you stare at the man who looks at Lei Miao's hand for ten seconds, he will be beaten violently that night - although it is not fatal, it is always indispensable to lie in the hospital for a few days."

Ding Yi said with a smile: "In this way, although the men are timid, they still choose to give up compared to the pain of flesh and skin." ”

Zhou Yan said: "This method may be effective for adults, but for adolescent boys, it is not a big threat - men at this stage will not hesitate to pursue their beloved women." ”

Ding Yiyi: "This is the truth, but if you stare at the girl you like for a few more seconds, you will be stripped off early the next morning~ naked and displayed at the city gate, are you willing to accept such conditions?" ”

Zhou Yan shook his head: "If that's the case, I'd rather write some love letters or something." ”

Ding Yiyi: "Love letters are not good - it is said that when Lei Miaoshou was in high school, he received a total of five love letters - as a result, the five boys' homes were inexplicably stolen cleanly, and a note was left: 'If you don't harass Lei Miaoshou again in the future, the stolen things will be returned within five days.'" If you call the police. Then, the same loot will be carried out once a month. ’”

Zhou Yan sighed: "If that's the case." Even if Lei Miaoshou is as beautiful as a fairy, I'm afraid no one dares to pursue her. ”

Ding Yi smiled and said, "Exactly. ”

Zhou Yan said: "But now this thunderous hand is in his third year." It is estimated that no matter how clever Lei Erniang's methods are, I am afraid that she will not be able to continue to protect her until now. ”

Ding Yiyi: "It's very simple, Lei Miaoshou sent a very special-looking woman under his command to go to school with Lei Miaoshou." If anyone wants to pursue Lei Miaoshou, they must first stand the disgusting of that woman. ”

"Disgusting?"

Zhou Yan was surprised: "That woman looks very special? Particularly nauseous? ”

Ding Yiyi: "Actually, in my opinion, it's not that disgusting—Lei Ke'er just has a line of eyes, the bridge of his nose is higher than his eyes, and his mouth is a little wide—almost occupying the entire chin. Yes, that's right. The nose is also very large, only a third of the size of the face. If you see it at night, it's just a nightmare at best. ”

Zhou Yan pondered carefully: "Just listening to you say this, I'm afraid I'll have a nightmare tonight." This woman's appearance is special. ”

Ding Yiyi: "It is said that anyone who wants to make friends with Lei Miaoshou, regardless of men and women, must first pass through Lei Keer's pass - let's put it this way, if you want to invite Lei Miaoshou to have a supper." Then, you have to have dinner with Lei Keer first. ”

Zhou Yan thought about it for a while, and suddenly smiled: "If that's the case, I'm afraid it will be difficult for this thunderous hand to get a boyfriend." ”

Zhou Yan's thoughts are the thoughts of more than 99% of men in the world.

Even if the phoenix meat is delicious. But before eating, you need to forcibly eat a piece of stool, and it is estimated that there are only one person who is willing to eat.

"Exactly." Ding Yi smiled and said: "Lei Miaoshou is still single. I'm afraid it has a lot to do with this. ”

Zhou Yan said: "What kind of stealing skills is this Lei Miaoshou good at?" I'm afraid even Mr. Ding doesn't know? ”

"Yes, I don't know." Ding Yi smiled and said, "But." According to my guess, I'm afraid it's related to the charm ~ technique. ”

"Charm~art?"

It was the first time Zhou Yan had heard this word. Said strangely: "What is the charm ~ technique?" ”

Ding Yizheng said: "Charm ~ technique, as the name suggests, is obviously related to the charm of women. ”

Zhou Yan said: "In this way, I'm not afraid. ”

Ding Yi sighed: "Why aren't you afraid? Men all over the world, no matter how powerful they are, in the face of the clever ~ skill, I am afraid they will also lose their armor and be defeated without a fight. ”

Zhou Yan said: "No matter how charming she is, I think, the earth is nothing more than that." ”

Zhou Yan knew that his woman Jiang Ju was a combination of softness and domineering, charming and high-end atmosphere.

I have such a girlfriend, are you still afraid of what kind of charm that Lei Miaoshou will perform~ ?

In Zhou Yan's own words-brother is a person who has seen the big rivers and seas, and he is so afraid of your stream?

Ding Yizheng said: "According to the secret news of the rivers and lakes, the charm ~ technique in our theft is to combine the beauty of the body and the face, and bring the softness of the woman to the highest level." If the woman who performs the charm ~ technique looks medium to above, then it will be invincible - if this thunder magic hand is really as beautiful as the legend, this charm ~ trick is displayed in her, I am afraid it can defeat thousands of troops! ”

Zhou Yan said disapprerovingly: "Even if she is as tender as water and delicate as a flower, I'm afraid it's not half as good as my girlfriend." ”

Ding Yi was surprised: "Your girlfriend is very beautiful?" ”

Winter melon smiled: "I've seen her girlfriend, even a woman like me, I will be moved when I see it." If I were a man, I'm afraid I would want to compete with Zhou Yan. ”

Ding Yi groaned: "If this is the case, it is also a beautiful woman who is delicate and like a flower." If you really love her, then you are eight points sure that you can resist the temptation of Lei Miao's hand~ bewitchment. ”

Zhou Yan affirmed: "My girlfriend is also a superlative, when she is gentle, she is as weak as water." When it is coquettish ~ charming, it makes 18,000 pores on the whole body crispy. When the queen is in style, it is even more subdued! ”

Ding Yiyi: "Such a woman is also the best in the world." ”

Zhou Yan said with a smile: "According to my analysis, no matter how charming this Lei Miaoshou is, I'm afraid it can only be much different from my girlfriend - since I can keep my composure in front of her, I can resist Lei Miaoshou's temptation ~ temptation to me." ”

Ding Yiyi: "That's very good, but I don't know what kind of ancient stealing technique Lei Miaoshou is good at." This flattering ~ gong is just speculation. When it really happens, it is better for Brother Zhou Yan to consider it himself. ”

Zhou Yan said: "I remember you said that this competition of the Chinese thief gods was early in the morning the day after tomorrow?" ”

Ding nodded and said: "That's right, from the preliminary round to the semi-finals, it was completed in one morning." In the afternoon, it was the time to present awards and communicate with everyone. ”

Zhou Yan said: "Okay, Mr. Ding Yi, my phone number is 18~9********, let's contact the morning after tomorrow." ”

Seeing that Ding Yi wrote down the number, Zhou Yan smiled and said to Xiao Xiaofeng: "Xiao Xiaofeng, it just so happens that I can do a little hypnotism." Why don't you let me try to help you recover your memory? ”

Xiao Xiaofeng bit her lip: "If it's really my previous memories that have been blocked or modified, of course it's unbelievable—but if my previous memories are restored, will my memories of the past ten years be erased?" ”

Zhou Yan said with a smile: "Hypnosis only helps the deep cortex of your brain to retrieve the blocked or modified memories, and there will be no damage to other memories - it is estimated that you have read too many novels, hahaha!" ”

Winter melon also pursed his lips and said: "This is very likely, my sister should also be a loyal reader of the starting point." ”

Ding Yi smiled and said: "Yes, Xiao Xiaofeng often uses his mobile phone to read novels on weekdays, it seems to be what is the starting point M station?" (Make an advertisement here as a starting point, support genuine reading, everyone is responsible!) Hahaha, don't thank me, my name is Lei Feng...... ）

Xiao Xiaofeng said: "Since that's the case, then let's start!" ”

Everyone doesn't know, what Xiao Xiaofeng is worried about is losing her memories with her master Ding Yi.

When he was exiled to the imperial capital and adopted by Ding Yi, that kind of kindness is like the grace of recreation!

Ding Yi's care for himself like a father, and his education in stealing skills and cultural knowledge all made Xiao Xiaofeng remember them!

Zhou Yan said: "Okay, Mr. Ding Yi, you and Sister Donggua should pay attention, don't let the waiter and other idlers enter the box - hypnosis requires extreme quiet." ”

Donggua and Ding nodded, both of them were extremely willing to let Xiao Xiaofeng recover his previous memories.

Needless to say, Ding Yi and Xiao Xiaofeng have lived together for nearly ten years, and they have already regarded Xiao Xiaofeng as their own daughter in their hearts.

Zhou Yan silently said: "Brother Almighty Scene Converter, I need your help, come out quickly." ”

"It's coming, it's coming." The Universal Scene Converter responded: "What's the matter?" What desired scene transitions are needed? ”

"I need to transform the current scene into a scene where a hypnotist helps someone who has lost a certain memory to recover their memory."

The universal scene converter said, "No problem, but are you ready for the relevant props?" ”

Hypnosis, naturally, requires something like a pocket watch with a chain as an aid.

Zhou Yan said with a smile: "Although there is no pocket watch, there are quite a lot of chopsticks and other things on this table." ”

Zhou Yan's idea is to hold a section of chopsticks in one hand and twist the chopsticks with his fingers to make it swing like a pocket watch!

This kind of thing is not difficult at all, and in terms of the laws of motion in physics, it is the same as the swing of a pocket watch.

The Universal Scene Converter was a little speechless: "...... Well, that's fine. Are you ready? ”

Zhou Yan nodded: "Ready." ”

"In the scene transition, three, two, one!"

The scene in front of Zhou Yan's eyes was distorted, and he began to twist the chopsticks in his hand, and at the same time said, "Next, I will hypnotize you." Now, your whole body is relaxed. Three, two, one! ”

Zhou Yan said: "Xiao Xiaofeng, are you asleep?" ”

Xiao Xiaofeng nodded: "I'm asleep......"

Xiao Xiaofeng's voice was completely hypnotized...... (To be continued......)