Why did Ding Yi's wallet go to Zhou Yan's hands?

As a generation of thieves, Ding Yi actually asked this question, which is really a bit speechless.

You are allowed to steal from others, and no one else is allowed to steal from you?

But Ding Yi has his own explanation.

Ding Yichang sighed: "Originally, I always thought that even if I was not the first in the stealing industry, I was definitely one of the few masters, and I thought that my stealing skills were almost the highest level!" When I met Brother Zhou Yan today, I realized that there are people outside the world, and there is a sky outside the sky. I thought I had stolen Zhou Yan's wallet just now, but I didn't expect that my wallet was taken away instead, which is really amazing! ”

Ding Yi continued: "The most amazing thing is that with my experience of stealing things over the years, even if I am fast and light, when I am stolen, I will feel a little bit - but just now, I didn't even feel a little bit!" ”

Ding Yiyi: "When I stole the wallet from Brother Zhou Yan just now, I was already prepared in my heart, beware of him using his magic tricks on me, but I didn't even feel the slightest bit at all. I'm ashamed to say that until now, I don't know exactly when my wallet was taken away! ”

Zhou Yan smiled: "Didn't I tell you a long time ago, I can move things by air?" I don't even need to touch your body to take what you're on - don't feel sorry for yourself, it's already supernatural, and I'm probably the only one in the world who can do it. So, in the world of stealing, you're still the best. I just used some other means to get away with you. ”

Ding Yi suddenly sighed: "Although before, when you took away my bracelet. I was amazed in my heart. I am also wondering if it is a trick that Xiao Xiaofeng performed with you - Xiao Xiaofeng's hand speed. It's almost to the flesh ~ Cheng dù who can't see clearly. If she had taken the bracelet from the table and then taken it out in this place, it was possible. ”

Xiao Xiaofeng said angrily: "Master, you have wronged your apprentice." ”

Ding nodded: "That's right, that's why when I came over just now, I had the idea of taking Brother Zhou Yan's wallet and trying his ability." I'm sorry. ”

Zhou Yan threw out a cigarette to Ding Yi and said with a smile: "It's okay." Anyway. However, now, Mr. Ding Yi thinks I can replace Xiao Xiaofeng in the competition for you? ”

Ding Yi said solemnly: "Brother Zhou Yan's methods, I have seen it before. If you participate in this Huaxia God Thief Competition, the champion is in the bag! ”

Zhou Yan said: "What does Mr. mean, I can participate in this competition?" ”

Ding nodded: "I can't ask for it." ”

Winter melon wonder~ rolled his eyes and said with a smile: "Okay, well, then drink happily and eat now!" ”

Xiao Xiaofeng said: "Slow, I looked at the paternity test results just now." From the report above. Sister Donggua and I are sisters who are 100% blood close. However, here's the problem. ”

Winter melon: "What's the problem?" This is the most scientific and technological way to judge bloodline. ”

Xiao Xiaofeng continued: "If you follow what Sister Winter Melon said. Her sister was lost when she was ten years old, which is also in line with the fact that I was ten years old when I wandered from the Demon Capital to the Imperial Capital. However, I have the impression that my parents only have a daughter like me, where are there any twin sisters? ”

Zhou Yan smiled: "Maybe it was because of your young age~ that day, and you can't remember things clearly when you were a child, and you can't say it necessarily." ”

Xiao Xiaofeng shook his head: "Impossible, a ten-year-old child already has his own perfect and independent memory system, and he will not be mistaken." ”

Donggua said: "The DNA test results show that you are my own sister." You can't remember me and Mom and Dad, maybe there's another reason. ”

Xiao Xiaofeng shook her head: "Can memory still be modified?" I don't believe that. ”

Ding Yi thought for a while and said, "It is rumored that in the secret method of the rivers and lakes, there is such a method that can modify people's memory. However, such a method is quite complicated, how can it be used on Xiao Xiaofeng, who was ten years old at the time? ”

Zhou Yan's heart moved, and he already had a plan: "Is it hypnosis?" ”

Ding Yi looked at Zhou Yan and sighed: "Sure enough, it is a hero who is a young man, that's right, this method is called hypnosis." ”

Zhou Yan said: "Let's drink first, and by the way, Mr. Ding Yi will tell me about the abilities and flaws of the most powerful opponents in this competition, so that I can be a little prepared." After drinking, I can try to use hypnosis to recall Xiao Xiaofeng's memory. ”

Winter melon said: "It's not a little phoenix, it's a winter flower." ”

The current winter melon has already determined that Xiao Xiaofeng is his long-lost sister, Donghua.

Ding Yiyi: "This mention is good, although Zhou Yan has such a powerful 'special function', but knowing oneself and knowing the other side can win all battles." I'm going to tell you about a few of the best opponents you might face in this competition. ”

Zhou Yan said: "Don't use a few, let's talk about that Lei Erniang's apprentice!" I believe that in this competition, the opponent she will meet in the end must be her! ”

Zhou Yan has his own reason for saying this, although Lei Erniang won the title of "Huaxia Thief God" by luck ten years ago. But within these ten years, in order to keep the title of Huaxia thief god, he must have worked hard to improve himself and cultivate his next generation.

It is impossible to let this title be taken away in one hand!

Ding Yi was stunned, and suddenly smiled again: "That's true, Lei Erniang is willing to pay for his apprentice." In the second year after she just won the title of Huaxia Thief God, she spent a lot of effort to find a little girl in Yunnan Province who was born with seven exquisite bones, and said that she was about the same age as Xiao Xiaofeng. ”

Winter melon corrected: "It's winter flowers." ”

Xiao Xiaofeng smiled: "Sister Winter Melon, this matter is not decided yet, call me Xiao Xiaofeng first!" ”

"No way!" Donggua said angrily: "This DNA identification has come out, and you still say that your name is Xiao Xiaofeng, doesn't this hurt my heart?" ”

Xiao Xiaofeng said: "However, there is still this matter in my heart that I haven't understood, so let's wait for a while for Zhou Yan to use hypnosis to recall my memory, and then call me Donghua!" ”

Winter melon looked at Zhou Yan, then at Xiao Xiaofeng, and said helplessly: "Okay!" However, Zhou Yan seems to be omnipotent, and he actually has such a legendary thing as hypnosis. ”

Zhou Yan laughed and said, "Drink, drink." ”

Ding Yi continued: "That little girl, now she has naturally grown into a big girl, she is called Lei Miaoshou - this little girl, since she was a child, she has no father and no mother, Lei Erniang picked her up, but regarded her as her own daughter, not only taught her a lifetime of martial arts and thief skills, but also named her with herself. ”

Zhou Yan said: "What is her best stealing technique?" ”

Ding Yi shook his head and sighed: "I have no way of knowing this, because I am born with seven exquisite bones, I think that Lei Miaoshou will choose some kung fu that is more suitable for her cultivation from the library directly under the jurisdiction of the Huaxia Thief God for her to learn." -- Anyone who has obtained the title of Huaxia Thief God is eligible to enter the library directly under the jurisdiction of Huaxia Thief God to find the secret method accumulated by his predecessors. That's why everyone is vying to get this title! ”

Zhou Yan said: "Could it be that this thunderous hand has never appeared on the rivers and lakes?" But if you come out to practice and do it, you will have a legend about her. ”

Ding Yiyi: "This Lei Erniang has regarded this little girl as her own daughter since she was a child, but she has never let her go to the rivers and lakes. This Lei Miaoshou has been studying from elementary school to university, and is now a junior at Jingbei University, but he doesn't know the major he is studying. ”

Zhou Yan said with a smile: "Thinking about it, this thunder master has not experienced the actual combat of the rivers and lakes, even if her ability is strong, it is not much stronger." ”

Ding Yiyi: "This is wrong, since Lei Erniang became the God of Huaxia Thieves, her power and financial resources have increased several times. The training of Lei Miaoshou began from a young age. During the day, I normally go to school with other children and play games. When she returned home, she would be trained in secret, and it was said that when Lei Miaoshou was fifteen years old, Lei Erniang could not steal anything from her; When Lei Miaoshou was eighteen years old, he was able to get anything from Lei Erniang at will without being noticed. This Lei Miaoshou is the most powerful and winning reputation in the Chinese pirate world. Absolutely careless. ”

Zhou Yan said: "Haha, I am adopting the strategy of a certain head of state -- despising the enemy strategically and attaching importance to the enemy tactically. ”

Ding Yi smiled bitterly: "It is said that this Lei Miaoshou looks beautiful ~ very beautiful, generally speaking, as long as a man touches her, he will be intoxicated." ”

Zhou Yan was surprised: "If this is the case, then her elementary school classmates, junior high school classmates, high school classmates, college classmates - by the way, as well as teachers and neighbors, wouldn't they all be very painful." ”

God logic!

Since this Lei Miaoshou looks so beautiful ~ glamorous, every man will be intoxicated when he meets her. So, in so many years of study and life, her classmates, teachers and neighbors are not all fascinated by her?

But Lei Erniang can become the god of thieves in Huaxia, her power is obviously not small, even if these people have taken a fancy to Lei Miaoshou, but they will definitely not be able to kiss Fang Ze, and most of them will be warned or punished by Lei Erniang's subordinates!

Winter melon glared at Zhou Yan: "Your imagination is quite rich, how can you think of it?" ”

Zhou Yan touched his nose and said with a sneer: "If you write too many novels, your imagination is naturally rich." ”

Ding Yiyi: "That's a problem. It is said that when she was a child at school, Lei Erniang asked Lei Miao's hands to go to school with her face covered to avoid attracting everyone's attention and causing trouble. ”

He continued: "When I went to high school, my body began to develop, and I looked even more curvy and tempting to commit crimes. (To be continued......)

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