Chapter 864: Come out and die

This tall Zhong Kui is very ugly, even uglier than Zhong Kui in Zhong Kui's portrait, especially the two big buckteeth, which make people want to vomit.

However, Su Qiubai didn't mind the other party's ugliness at all, and still asked with a smile: "Battle post?" I took it. ”

"There's a kind!" The Zhong Kui roared loudly, and the surrounding glass made another crackling and shattering sound.

Su Qiubai frowned, and asked a little unhappily: "Please, you're here to make a battle post, what's the matter if you break the glass here?" ”

"Glass?" Ugly Zhong Kui turned his head to look around, then smiled coldly, pouted and said: "I didn't make a move, I just shouted a few times, and the glass was broken, what do you care about me?" ”

"I'll rub it, it's just an ugly name, why don't you be reasonable." Su Qiubai was a little speechless at the arrogance of the goods.

Just when he was thinking about how to set a trap and teach the arrogant man a lesson, the tall clown suddenly laughed.

I have to say that this guy's voice was too loud, and the glass that had just cracked fell to the floor with a thud after he laughed a few times.

Unlike the loud laughter of the clowns, the sound of these glasses falling to the ground is the crisp sound of gold beads falling on jade plates. The voice was mellow and crisp, much better than the ugly and hoarse howl.

"Boy, don't you say that I broke the glass, don't you just want to take you to compensation? As long as you win against me, I will compensate for all the losses here. But do you have the courage to fight me? ”

What do you really want, Su Qiubai was thinking about how to do it, but this product actually took the initiative to ask for it.

But it's one thing to want to do it, but if you have to agree to get a profit, I'm afraid the other party will be suspicious.

Thinking of this, he immediately showed a hesitant expression on his face, and asked in a hesitant manner, "You want to do it with me?" But I took your battle post, didn't I have to fight at the appointed time? ”

"That's not the same thing." Gao Chou waved his hand violently, a hideous look flashed on his ugly face, and he said with a sneer: "The battle post was given to you by my ancestor, what kind of virtue do you have?" You actually want to fight with my ancestor, do you have that qualification? Lao Tzu just didn't accept it, so he asked to come over and send you a war post in person. Boy, do you know why I asked to come? ”

Su Qiubai couldn't laugh when he heard it, and said in his heart that you are embarrassed to ask such an idiotic question, who can't hear it, you took the initiative to ask to come over, just to beat me.

"Boy, I just wanted to beat you." didn't use it to cooperate, and Gao Chou himself took the initiative to shout out eight acres of land.

After speaking, the kid sneered and asked, "Do you dare to do anything with me?" As long as you win, I will compensate you for the losses here. But if you want to lose, then you have to kowtow to me three times, and by the way, call Grandpa Sansheng. ”

Before Su Qiubai could speak, Zhong Kui, who was beside Gao Chou, shouted: "Yes, yes, boy, if you want to lose, you have to call our ugly brother grandpa three times." ”

"Shouting grandpa......"

"Hey!" Before the person could finish speaking, Su Qiubai agreed just right. It was as if the other party was calling him grandpa.

"You're special. Yard to find death. The kid who didn't finish his sentence suddenly became anxious.

But his anxious eyes, for Su Qiubai, did not have the slightest lethality at all, he just said with a smile: "Good grandson, calling grandpa is affectionate." ”

"You kid is looking for death." The tall clown was furious, and the sarcoma on his forehead trembled violently a few times, and even the color turned a little red.

"Ugly brother, go up and beat him up and let him call us grandpa." The kid who just suffered a loss was very self-aware, and he knew that he couldn't go up, so he instigated Gao Chou to make a move.

In fact, there was no need for him to instigate him, Gao Chou had already taken a big step and rushed towards Su Qiubai: "Damn, if you dare to touch my brother, Lao Tzu will kill you." ”

This guy is tall, and the pair of big-footed girls are only on the floor, and they actually make a loud "knock" sound.

With a loud noise, Zhou Ruolan's villa trembled. The broken glass jumped up and down as if it had come to life, making a clanging crunch on the floor.

In the midst of these voices, Gao Chou arrived in front of Su Qiubai in a few steps, stretched out his big hand suddenly, and slapped Su Qiubai down.

"Whew!" His slap was very big, big like a bear's paw, and it went straight to Su Qiubai's head with the sound of the wind.

Seeing this scene, especially Gao Chou's majestic figure at the moment, and the momentum of beating people is very strong, the two boys in the back suddenly became excited and shouted loudly: "Ugly brother, hit hard." ”

"Ugly brother, this kid's mouth is not pumped, you help me pump his mouth to pieces."

"Don't worry, I'm going to smack his mouth." Gao Chou smiled fiercely, and said in his mouth, the big slap was even more merciless, and he slapped Su Qiubai's head hard.

But just as his slap was about to land on the top of Su Qiubai's head, he suddenly felt a muffled sound coming from his lower stomach.

"Bang!" The sound was not loud, but it was a huge force, and suddenly it burst out on that foot.

"Ahh Feeling the powerful and irresistible force, he couldn't help but let out an exclamation, and then flew up involuntarily.

"Plop!" The heavy body slammed into the ground with a loud bang.

The two people behind were like crowing chickens, and they were choked by the neck, and they couldn't shout anymore.

Such a fierce attack, it didn't even hit anyone, and then it flew back, and it was kicked by someone, isn't this a dream?

"Ahh......h

"Whoosh!" In a few moments, he jumped up from the ground.

Su Qiubai was surprised for a while, looked up and down a few times, couldn't help touching his nose, and said with a smile: "Not bad, it's okay to fall so hard?" This horizontal practice is not bad! ”

He had a smile on his face, but the words that came out of his mouth were indeed a little sinister. On the surface, it is appreciation, but the ridicule in it can be heard even by the high ugly.

It was because he heard it that he was even more ashamed, and he roared a few times with the cigarette butt, then stretched out his fists and slammed his own chest a few times.

That look was like a gorilla that had gone crazy, and when he raised his head and roared, he suddenly shouted: "Taishang Laojun is as anxious as the law." ”

"I'm dizzy, this is to please God. It turns out that this Zhong Kui's style is makeup! Su Qiubai had seen this a long time ago, and immediately screamed in surprise.

Under his gaze, Gao Chou did not pause, and still shouted loudly: "Marshal Tianpeng is invited to come up." ”

With his roar, his fists slammed his chest, making a low, muffled thud

The sound was like a drum, but it was not exciting, but rather gloomy.

However, as the voice passed, the author's body began to swell gradually, and the height of nearly two meters was forced to reach two meters, six or seven, and his head was about to touch the roof.

As his height increased, this guy's figure became more magnificent, especially his blood-red eyes, which made people even more frightened.

"Whoa!" The sound of breathing was rapid and furious, as if a pig was really panting.

Su Qiubai couldn't take his eyes off it, and while watching, he pondered the changes in the other party in his heart. After all, he had already accepted the battle post of the god to fight the master, and it was still necessary to learn more about the other party's exercises.

Even if the person in front of him is only a small role in the god fighting door, he is definitely learning authentic god fighting kung fu.

Under his gaze, the tall clown's body finally stopped swelling, and it used to be burly enough, but now, standing in the middle of the room, it looked like a giant.

Seeing this high change, Su Qiubai couldn't help nodding secretly, no matter whether the other party was right or evil, but with this god's kung fu, it should not be underestimated.

"Wow, look at my nine-tooth nail rake." As if he was acting, Gao Chou suddenly let out a strange scream in his mouth, and then reached out and copied it, and there was really a nine-toothed nail rake in his hand.

"I'm going to go, it's pretty godly!" Looking at the nine-toothed nail rake that appeared out of thin air, even if he saw Zhao Yaotian who invited the gods to come up, Su Qiubai couldn't help but let out a sigh of admiration.

It's amazing enough to be able to invite the gods to come up, this guy even took out the weapons used by the gods, this thing is too amazing, right? “

He couldn't figure it out in his heart, but the clown on the other side didn't pause, and after shouting, he suddenly raised the nine-toothed nail rake and hugged him head.

It's a pity that this thing only cares about inviting God, and completely forgets an important thing.

Height! He is two meters six or seven, Zhou Ruolan's villa is only more than three meters high, it doesn't matter if he picks up the nail rake, instead of hitting Su Qiubai, he hugs the nail rake into the roof.

I don't know how much strength he exerted, but he smashed a hole in the roof.

"Boom, boom, boom......" With a loud noise, the smashed prefabricated blocks fell one after another, but he made himself disgraced.

The two Zhong Kui in the back ran fast, and together with the sound here, they ran to the door.

But fortunately, they still remember to remind the ugly: "Ugly brother, go outside, you can't show it inside!" ”

"That's right!" Although Gao Chou invited the gods and got up, he hadn't completely lost his mind, and after listening to the reminder of his companion, he also reacted, and shouted at Su Qiubai: "Do you dare to go out to fight with your marshal?" ”

"Isn't it just a pig? Also the marshal? Su Qiubai pursed his lips, shook his body, and ran out of the villa directly, shouting: "Zhu Bajie, come out and die." ”

Su Qiubai jumped out of the door and shouted directly to die, but it was very compatible with Gao Qiu's classical speech just now.