Chapter 865: Running into an old man
At this time, the clown in the house was suddenly furious, did not speak, and slammed directly into the window.
"Bang! Crash! There was no glass on the window, but when he hit it, he actually broke a big hole.
"What's wrong?" Zhou Ruolan, who was on the third floor, heard the loud noise below, and was frightened, and asked loudly from the window.
Su Qiubai raised his head and waved his hand: "It's okay, let's talk about it." ”
"Eat your marshal grandfather rake." After the clown rushed out, he roared directly, picked up the nine-tooth nail rake, and rushed at Su Qiubai is rake.
"A pig that claims to be grandpa? So what did your monkey grandfather say? Su Qiubai smiled, suddenly jumped up, and shouted in his mouth: "Bajie, eat your monkey grandfather." ”
He shouted happily in his mouth, and took out a stick from Shennong Ding in his hand.
This stick is actually a weapon of the Silverwing Demon Ape, but he received it in Shennong Dingli, and when he left the secret realm, he forgot to return it.
But it just so happens that this stick has a place to use today.
The ugly nine-toothed nail rake fell violently, and if it was smashed on the head, it would definitely turn into a rotten watermelon. It's just such a fierce move, how can it hit Su Qiubai's head.
He shook his body, and he reached the left side of the tall clown, and the stick in his hand swept across the air, running towards the tall clown's thigh.
"Bang!" Although the body strength is not lost, the tall and ugly figure is too large, so the flexibility is too poor. Seeing Su Qiubai sweeping over with a stick, he was stunned and couldn't dodge.
This stick looks light, but only he knows that it really hurts to hit his thigh.
"Huh?" He let out a loud roar and jerked up the nail rake.
It's a pity that the nail rake hasn't been smashed yet, and Su Qiubai's stick has come from the side again.
"Bang!" He was also hit on the right thigh. This time it hurt even more than just now, making his body shake, and he lost his center of gravity.
How fast Su Qiubai was, after smashing this side, the stick swept sideways and smashed to the other side, and he was stunned to use the high clown as a sandbag.
There was a series of "bang" sounds, as if someone was pounding sandbags.
But only Gao Chou knows that this is not a sandbag, but a special beating.
"Wow!" He was hit several times, each of which was painful. In the end, he couldn't help it anymore and screamed violently.
His roar was louder than just now, and the villa behind him seemed to tremble a few times. But where can he manage this, he found the disadvantages of being huge, and immediately shouted: "Taishang Laojun is as anxious as the law, and he has invited the third prince of Nezha." ”
"Whoosh!" As his shout landed, his huge and bloated figure suddenly shrank several times, from the original two or three meters tall strong man, to a small thin man of one meter five or six.
This difference is too big, just now I was like a giant, but after a while, I turned into a child.
Su Qiubai was having a good time, and when he heard this kid Nezha, the stick in his hand did not stop, and he slammed it again.
"Dang!" Unexpectedly, this time, the stick actually smashed on a red tassel gun.
"Haha, there's no trick now." Blocking Su Qiubai's stick, Gao Qiu's heart suddenly burst into flames, his mouth screamed, and his hands suddenly twisted hard.
"Fluttering!" The barrel of the gun suddenly rotated, and the red tassel behind the head of the gun suddenly circled, and the red cherry blossoms were like flames, which made people dazzled.
Su Qiubai's body stepped back a few meters, and he also looked at Gao Chou in some surprise.
He really didn't expect that the gods could change immortals casually? Fighting, he turned from the original Zhu Bajie to the third prince of Nezha.
However, the figure of this product has shrunk, and the red tassel gun has also come out, but what about Hot Wheels?
Thinking of this, she immediately shouted, "What about Hot Wheels?" Hurry up and step on it, and I'll see. ”
"I ......" Gao Chou was stunned for a moment, but then he was furious and scolded: "Why do I still want to see it, boy, don't talk nonsense, eat your third prince with a shot." ”
"When." Su Qiubai waved his hand and swung his stick, directly pushed the red tassel gun aside, and said with a smile in his mouth: "You can't change it if you dare to love?" ”
"Less!" The clown seemed to have been exposed, his angry face turned red, his mouth roared, and the red tassel gun kept piercing.
After a few hits, Su Qiubai understood that no matter what god this kid invited, in the end, he relied on his own ability.
What is this called please God? It's obviously just a deception!
After discovering this, he suddenly lost patience, and found that Gao Chou was holding a red tassel gun and constantly stabbing around, with a sneer in his mouth, and scolded: "Return the third prince, I will return Li Jing." ”
"Li Jing? Who? The clown was stunned, and the red tassel gun in his hand forgot to continue to stab forward.
He didn't think about it, but the kid behind him remembered, and immediately shouted: "Ugly brother, Nezha is Li Jing's son, this kid takes advantage of you." ”
"What?" Only then did Gao Chou react, and he was immediately furious, and he screamed loudly in his mouth, shouting: "I'm going to kill you, kill you." ”
"Again, can you change the lines?" Su Qiubai asked speechlessly, and the stick in his hand suddenly stabbed forward.
As he poked his stick forward, the ugly red tassel had just stabbed past him, revealing a large hole in his chest.
"Bang!" The stick poked on the chest of the remuneration, and the boy's roar was immediately choked.
"Bang bang!" When the kid retreated, Su Qiubai's stick stabbed forward three times in a row, and all of them hit Gao Qiu's chest.
When he pulled the stick back, the tall clown body shook twice, and sat down on the ground with a pop.
When the boy sat on the ground, the red tassel gun in his hand blurred and disappeared. What changed then was the tall and ugly figure.
Just now, this kid became the third prince of Nezha, and his figure became more than one meter and four points. But now, it has returned to his original 1.9 meters.
"That's it!" Seeing the tall and ugly figure return to its original state, Su Qiubai understood that the invitation to God for this thing had ended.
It was over so quickly, and it ended with only three sticks on himself, which still surprised him a little.
"Ah, it hurts me, it hurts me." The clown covered his chest, but suddenly rubbed his thighs with his hands, which made Su Qiubai a little puzzled, and asked, "Where are you hurting?" ”
"What do you say?" The clown was about to cry, raised his head and said angrily: "You beat me so hard, you still have the face to ask." ”
Su Qiubai was confused, blinked and asked, "That's not right, right?" It was you who took the initiative to tease me, and I hit you, that's legitimate defense. ”
"You ......" Gao Qiu was furious, but as soon as he saw the stick in Su Qiubai's hand, he immediately closed his mouth.
He didn't dare to speak, but how could Su Qiubai let him go so easily, and said with a sneer: "Boy, I also fought and I also took the battle post, what's the matter?" It's time to compensate for the losses here, right? ”
"I ......" The clown's face froze, as if he was a little stupid.
Su Qiubai was a little worried when he saw it, and asked, "You won't run out of money, will you?" ”
"I don't have any money." Gao Chou is a bachelor, and he told the truth.
This kid has no money? Su Qiubai is going to be confused.
Are you so horizontal if you don't have money? If you don't have money, you still shattered the glass of other people's villas? You have a door to walk through, but you break through the wall to get in? What's in it?
"Whatever you want, I just don't have any money anyway." Gao Qiu seemed to be a scoundrel, and he actually played a bachelor's game with Su Qiubai.
Looking at the tall clown who was sitting on the ground and couldn't get up, Su Qiubai suddenly laughed a few times and asked, "If you eat me, then you don't have a trick, right?" ”
"I didn't say that, I just don't have any money, you can do whatever you like, or you will kill me?" As he spoke, the clown suddenly took out a box of cigarettes in his pocket, then took one in his mouth and lit it with a lighter.
This kid actually sat on the ground and smoked, is this no money? Is this the reaction to losing a bet? Where is this disciple of the gods, he is obviously a gangster on the street.
The two boys at the door were quite righteous, and they didn't even run away until now. But even if they wanted to, they couldn't leave now.
Su Qiubai smiled at the two of them and asked, "Do you have any money?" ”
"No ......," the two shook their heads at about the same time.
They are very worried, if they take out the money, what will happen if this high-ranking clown doesn't change it for himself? This kind of thing has not happened before, God is knocking on the door, who dares to lend money to the ugly?
Anyone who lent money to this man became a meat bun and beat a dog, and never came back. Because of this habit, Gao Chou gave people nicknames in the door of God's beating: Lao Lai!
Since they knew that the other party was an old man, how could they let their money go down the drain, so they all shook their heads in unison.
Su Qiubai had long known that this would happen, so he was not in a hurry, he just laughed a few times at Gao Meng, and then waved upstairs.
On the third floor of the villa, Zhou Ruolan was laughing there, and when she found Su Qiubai beckoning, she immediately ran down the stairs.
When she appeared outside the villa, Su Qiubai smiled and said, "Hurry up and calculate, how much loss you have here." ”
"Okay, I'll go inside and calculate according to the design drawings." Zhou Ruolan knew that Su Qiubai was going to make Gao Qiu lose money, so she was not polite, and turned around and entered the villa.
Gao Chou didn't care, sitting cross-legged on the ground, smoking a cigarette. The squinting look shows that he has no burden in his heart.
Su Qiubai didn't speak, and when he found that the two boys at the door wanted to run, he immediately threw the bastard in his hand forward.
"Whoosh!" The stick flew out more than ten meters and was inserted in front of a boy's toe, no more than ten centimeters away.
"It's none of my business!" The kid wailed, and he almost collapsed.
"Don't leave if you have nothing to do, come and wait for me."