Chapter 6 On how to overthrow female literary youth

Soon it was time for the monthly exam, and the whole grade was arranged in the examination room according to the results of the last monthly exam, Li Yincheng was divided into the fifth examination room, according to the 25 people in an examination room, his previous results just entered the whole grade within 100, according to the previous Nanshan County Middle School college entrance examination results, this ranking is just near the first line.

In the first Chinese exam, Li Yincheng's habit is to read the essay questions first, and then do it from scratch, and conceive the essay while doing the questions; After the whole test paper was done, except for pinyin, typos and filling in the blanks of famous sentences, Li Yincheng did it very smoothly; The so-called syllogism composition method refers to: at the beginning of the article, there are a few sentences of argumentation on the essay topic (or topic), and the central argument is highlighted, and then the main part of the article is set into three paragraphs, and the beginning of each paragraph is a sub-argument set around the central argument, and the sentence structure of the three sub-arguments is highly consistent, only a small amount of text is replaced, and it is a typical sentence to extract them from the text. In the three paragraphs, one (at most two) of the factual arguments that have been prepared for each of the sub-arguments are generally "universal arguments" played by Sima Qian, Tao Yuanming, and Li Bai, and the "imagine ,......" and "...... Is it? "The sentence is not painful, and each paragraph is enough for 2oo words. At the end, wrap up the three-paragraph argument, shout one or two slogans according to the central argument or title, and use 1oo words at the beginning. An 8oo word argumentative essay in the exam room is easy to handle. The writing method is similar to the ancient imperial examination eight-strand essay, which is tasteless but can score more than 5o points at almost the same level, which is quite good for an essay with a total score of only 6o points.

Mathematics at noon, Li Yincheng handed in the paper in thirty minutes and left, after the choice to fill in the blanks, the following big questions were randomly written according to the topic of a few formulas related to the topic, don't underestimate these formulas, as long as the blindfold is correct, the marking teacher will more or less give one or two points, among the millions of college entrance examination candidates, one or two points may be able to change a person's fate.

In addition to geography for many years, the literature is relatively unfamiliar, and the history and politics are relatively smooth; In English, I often have to deal with foreign designers in my work, and after many years of training, I have already reached the level that a high school student should have, and it is not a problem to get a score of 12o or more.

After the exam, I went to the Internet café again, and the email from the editor of "Science Fiction World" had arrived, telling him that the sample magazine and remittance slip had been issued and asked him to pay attention to it; After replying to the email, Li Yincheng opened QQ, Pu Jia's avatar was still dark, Li Yincheng clicked on her information again and began to analyze, nicknamed "Pu Jia", 99% from the Book of Poetry; The bio reads "ofhatIfee1no." Thyvosarea11broken。 "What do you mean? Open yahoo and start searching, this sentence comes from the first beautiful man in Britain that year, the famous poet George. Byron's "I Want Us to Break Up" means "It feels like a warning to me at this moment, that your vows are broken." "Tsk, it turned out to be a young woman of literature and art, and it is estimated that she has just fallen out of love." Now Li Yincheng has more confidence in hooking up with Pu Jia, relatively speaking, as long as you find the right way, the young woman in literature and art is actually very easy to push down.

Most of the young women in literature and art are lonely and self-appreciative, usually claiming to be the hollow valley orchid, silently opening and withering alone, but no matter how deep the valley is, the orchids also want to be appreciated, and the reason why they don't like to be sought after like peonies is because they feel that most of them are not worthy of appreciating them, so at this time, you have to cos Zhongzi period in front of Yu Boya, and stare at your little eyes in front of mung beans; First, they pretended to be literary and artistic young men to achieve spiritual fit, and then through various beautiful stories to stimulate their yearning for romance, and finally chose a suitable time to give her romance, which was basically done. For more information, please refer to the following steps:

First of all, your favorite writers, poets, and directors should not be too popular but not too niche, and choose those who are somewhat famous but not famous; Classical Chinese can say Li Yu and Yuan Mei don't say Li Du and Cao Xueqin; Foreign writers can say Montalé Rilque, but not Shakespeare and Balzac; Classical music does not say Chopin Beethoven, it says Grieg; If you can choose a long name abroad, you don't want a short name, Goethe has Wittgenstein who sounds atmospheric, Lermontov who has Paustovsky who sounds stylish; When talking about works, we must not talk about masterpieces, Yeats does not talk about "The Wind in the Reeds" and "Celtic Twilight", Calvino does not talk about "The Invisible City", we talk about "Baron in the Trees", Luc Besson does not say "This Killer is Not Too Cold" and "The Subway".

Such nonsense, the sister paper suddenly felt that she had just heard it and didn't understand it, and the cold force suddenly stood up, and you gradually grew taller in the sister's heart; Next, don't want the sister to talk about the work in depth, I'm afraid of the in-depth goof, and I'm here to put the sister's who will hold a literary symposium; Let's start talking about gossip, let's say that Yeats chased Mao Degang first and then her daughter; Let's talk about Grieg's special gift to Dagney for his eighteenth birthday; Let's say that Mick Jagger's "Angie" was actually written for David Bowie's wife; Let's talk about Yuan Mei's female disciple; Let's talk about Du Mu's Lori plan; Let's talk about the red leaves, let's say that Bova helped Sartre hook up with the sister paper.

In short, a concept, the world is so big that it is not easy to meet a person who appreciates each other, life is short, and it is time to be happy, why bother to ask for eternity, a moment is eternal. Then make an appointment, find a dimly lit café, drink some beer brewed by the owner, get closer and closer to the melody of Irish folk songs, and when the love is almost brewing, you can go out and go straight to the express hotel next door!

After a while, Pu Jia went online, Li Yincheng said hello, and after casually rambling a few sentences, he pretended to inadvertently shift the topic to the poem in Pu Jia's personal signature, and then pulled from Byron's life to the warm but short-lived love between Don Juan and the pirate king's daughter Hai Dai in "Don Juan", and then pretended to disdain Zhu Weiji's translation, saying that there is no one in China who is right to check Liangzheng in translating poetry.

When he was about to get off the plane, Li Yincheng asked

"Teacher, have you been out of love recently?"

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