In 2oo2, when online chat was just emerging, people's chatting methods were often in the form of checking accounts, and most of the topics after adding friends were as follows:

"Are you GG or MM?"

"Oh, aren't you pretty then?"

"How old are you?" ……

At that time, the Internet café,Most of the men were scolding and playing cs,Women opened several QQ crackling on the keyboard and chatting with people about the above non-nutritious dialogue,Most of the chat objects forgot each other's storage after going offline,A small number of people from online chat exhibition to letter writing,There are a very small number of skill points to add different from ordinary people to save zài in order to seize the opportunity to become the first generation of network girls。

As a reborn person, Li Yincheng naturally disdains this inefficient way of communication, and his years of experience have taught him that if you can't show your unique side in the first five lines of dialogue, so as to distinguish yourself from passers-by, then your success rate will be drastically reduced. Li Yincheng considered the identity of the other party's English teacher and women's interest in constellations, and the topic of Han Meimei's constellations can quickly arouse the curiosity of the other party. Years of experience tell him that when you don't know what to talk about with your sister, you will never rub your constellation.

The child who had just come into contact with the Internet had seen this method, and Pu Jia quickly forgot to ask Li Yincheng's identity. ,

"I just thought about it, there is no mention of her birthday in the textbook, so there is no way to judge her zodiac sign?"

"Hey, Teacher Pujia, didn't you learn to analyze students' psychology when you were in college? The psychological characteristics of each zodiac sign are different, and a qualified teacher should quickly judge her psychological characteristics from the student's behavior and habits, so as to judge her zodiac sign; It seems that you didn't study seriously when you were in school. ”

waited for a long time before replying, it seems that she was very depressed by Li Yincheng's blow just now;

"Then tell me, what kind of constellation Han Meimei is, if you can't say it, it proves that you are talking nonsense."

o5 years,Tianya Shen post "Why does the 818 middle school English textbook have a strange name - hanmeImeI" set off a wave of collective nostalgia after the 80s,Li Lei and Han Meimei's topic from o5 to 13 years,As a result, countless gossip and products have been derived,From textbook peripherals to songs to TV series,The constellations and relationships of several main characters have long been clear to everyone。

"Judging by all the details, Han Meimei is a typical Cancer. First of all, the first impression of this character is that she is elegant and gentle, wise and kind, and in the book, she is more like an older sister, helping her classmates solve problems. This is the maternal brilliance of the Cancer girl! ”

While searching for various characteristics of Cancer through the Internet, Li Yincheng recalled the various expressions of Han Meimei in the textbook and the nonsense of Pujia.

"It's too arbitrary to say that Han Meimei is a Cancer based on this alone:"

"Don't worry, there's more; Although Han Meimei looks weak on the outside, she is very assertive, but her assertiveness is covered up by the appearance of a little woman so that she will not look aggressive. This is in line with the personality of the Cancer girl. ”

"If you don't think that's enough, there's a third; Cancer** is not good at expressing their feelings, and always likes to hide their careful thoughts; So although Han Meimei knew that Li Lei liked herself, and she also had a good impression of Li Lei, she never showed it; No matter how you look at it, she looks like a cancer woman. ”

“！！！！ They have **? How I didn't see it! ”

"So you're not qualified to be a teacher, and you're not good at observing details at all. If you read carefully, you will find that Jim likes Han Meimei, and Li Lei also likes Han Meimei, but Lunetbsp; "No way, how can there be such a thing in a textbook."

"Shall I show you the evidence? First, they introduce themselves when they first met; When Han Meimei said he11o,mynameishanmeimei,hatsyourname to Li Lei, her eyes were facing Li Lei's face, and there was a little shyness in her eyes, and it could be seen that she had a good impression of Li Lei from the first sight, but Li Lei did not look at Han Meimei when he answered, but turned his head to the side, looking a little nervous, and his face was a little red, you know, little boys are always easy to be nervous when facing the girl they like. Looking at the dialogue scene between Han Meimei and JIm, there is an obvious difference, JIm's background determines that he will be more active and aggressive in the relationship between men and women, when he introduced himself to Han Meimei, his eyes were staring at Han Meimei's eyes, and his eyes did not hide his good impression of Han Meimei. ”……

Unconsciously, two hours passed, Li Yincheng and Pu Jia chatted very happily, he always dominated the direction of the dialogue, Tong Guò knocked on the side and also had a certain understanding of the other party, Pu Jia is a junior student majoring in English education at Zhongnan Normal University, a native of the provincial capital, who came here to practice until he returned to school in June.

It's almost time for dinner, Li Yincheng packed his things and prepared to get off the plane, the reply email from "Science Fiction World" has been received, and the editor informed him that the article will be published in the next issue, and the sample issue and the manuscript fee remittance form will be sent after publication. Before getting off the plane, Li Yincheng asked Pu Jia about the time when she usually surfed the Internet, and agreed to have the opportunity to continue chatting.

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