"Miss? Are you sure you're looking for Miss, not Duck? ”

Wu Tian looked at Chen Chen curiously, the car was jammed like a sausage, and there was no room for anything, and this woman didn't think about how to get out of here, so she wanted to find Miss? Will Miss be able to make her stand out from the encirclement? Can Miss let her hurry home? At this time, looking for a young lady can only relieve boredom at most. If you consider it according to the aspect of relieving boredom, this mention is not bad. It's just that Wu Tian has known Chen Chen for so long, and it is the first time that he realizes that she has a lily tendency. Really...... Don't be a man!

Depend on! Can't you save a woman for us men?

Wu Tian has always supported men and opposed lesbians. There are few women, if women are paired again, will men still be alive?

"I'm not kidding you." Chen Chen said to Wu Tian with a red face.

"I'm not kidding you, am I? You want to find a young lady, this idea really puzzles me, very strange. Wu Tian said seriously.

"I'm talking about the little explanation...... I want to go to the bathroom! ”

"Bathroom? Oh~! Wu Tian showed a suddenly realized expression and said, "You just said that you want to pee and it's over, you have to say what Miss Say." ”

Chen Chen didn't know whether Wu Tian was pretending or really misunderstood, she couldn't care so much now, she just wanted to get rid of it quickly...... No, it's pee! Chen Chen clamped his legs, covered his stomach with his hands, slowly raised his head, and looked out of the car, his red face was full of anxiety.

"Don't look, how can there be a toilet on the ring road?" Wu Tian said.

"So, what then?" Chen Chen asked anxiously, she had never had this situation before, to be precise, she rarely went out on weekend nights, so she didn't know the traffic situation on Sunday nights at all. Today is the first time, and it is very urgent.

"This is the case. There are generally two options. One, go outside to solve. Two, solve it in the car. Wu Tian helped Chen Chen come up with ideas, he was still very experienced in this area, in addition to experiencing it himself, he had also seen it with his own eyes.

"How do you solve it outside?" Chen Chen asked, "There is no bathroom." ”

"Easy to do. Wrap your head in your clothes, go outside to find a corner to solve, and then go back to the car. I was seen, but I wasn't looked at. What's more, it's night, it's dark, and even if you want to see, you can't see anything clearly, you can only see a person squatting there. This is one of the solutions. Wu Tian said.

This approach is mainly derived from a joke. It is said that the women's bathroom caught fire, and everyone fled naked. Seeing this, the old man shouted: Cover it quickly! There are three vital parts of the woman, and the naked woman can't cover it. The old man shouted again: Just cover your face, it's all the same ...... below!

It sounds funny, but when you think about it, it makes a lot of sense. In case of emergency. This is the best way to do it.

After listening to Wu Tian's words, Chen Chen didn't think about it, so he kept shaking his head. Obviously, go outside and relieve yourself in full view. Even if she covered her head, she couldn't stand it. She can't afford to lose both her upper and lower faces.

"What about in the car?" Chen Chen asked again. Only some family-style motorhomes are equipped with toilets, and ordinary sedans are inside. How could there be such a thing?

Wu Tianqiang built a yì car factory, and pressed a toilet under the seat cushion to not delay driving. It can also be convenient at critical moments, which is much better than casual convenience on the street.

"In the car? It's simpler. Are there plastic pockets? Take it yourself, and when you're done, throw it out. Wu Tian said. While driving, suddenly a plastic bag flew into the front windshield and splashed a glass of liquid, which was probably ...... Won the lottery.

After Chen Chen heard this, he turned his head to look at Wu Tian, then shook his head again, and said in his mouth, "No." Is there any other way? ”

"Yes. Holding back, or peeing your pants. Or, the capacity of the sanitary napkin is large enough and it is slowly diluted. In addition to these three methods, I am only a shallow learner, and my brain is stupid, and I can't think of any other way. Wu Tian said, he forgot to glance at the front, he couldn't see the edge, there was already a man who couldn't hold back, stood on the side of the avenue, and began to solve it. Apparently, this is a newbie and didn't bring a bottle.

Chen Chen's face was flushed, and his tightened legs twisted around, like ants on a hot pot, restless.

"Di Di ~ ~ Di Di!"

Chen Chen stretched out his hand and pressed the horn of the car fiercely, but the car in front of him still did not move, and even simply turned off. Obviously, the traffic jam will not ease for some time.

"Calm down, don't be agitated. The more anxious you are, the stronger the feeling will be. Wu Tian took a deep breath and said, "Let me tell you a little joke about the traffic jam." said that a family went to play in the field on weekends, came back on Sunday night, caught up with a big traffic jam, waited and waited for the final dredging, and then drove to work. After speaking, Wu Tian looked at the reaction on Chen Chen's face.

“……！” Chen Chen's forehead began to sweat, and Wu Tian's joke made her heart even more restless. Is it possible to block overnight? If that's the case, she's going to have to go crazy.

"I'll tell you another little joke about the traffic jam. There was a pregnant woman with stomach pain on weekend night, his husband drove her to the hospital, unfortunately the road was jammed, and finally it was finally unblocked, and she also arrived at the maternity and child hospital, the pregnant woman looked at the one-year-old child in her arms, stretched out her hand to pat the bulging belly, and smiled~~! ”

“……！” Chen Chen wanted to laugh, but she couldn't think of it, if Wu Tian usually told her these jokes, she would definitely laugh happily, but today, she was worried that under a smile, she relaxed all over, didn't hold back, and then peed her pants.

"I still have a ......!"

"Please, don't say it. All right? Chen Chen looked at Wu Tian with a bitter face, his eyes full of begging.

"Okay, I'll stop talking." Wu Tian said, then stretched out his hand to turn on the radio and listen to the traffic information.

It's okay not to listen, but when I hear it, I am even more anxious. There was a series of car collisions ahead, which are still being processed, and it is expected to be reopened to traffic in two hours.

The broadcast said that it was expected to be two hours, but in fact it could not be restored for four hours. Wu Tian has a deep understanding of this.

Chen Chen's face was red, white, blue, and purple, and he was about to cry out in discomfort. Maybe he couldn't help it, Chen Chen turned his head slightly and whispered to Wu Tian, "You, can you go out?" ”

"What?" Wu Tian asked, he was enjoying the night view outside the window. Tonight, so beautiful. The starry sky, so brilliant.

"I, I'm going to ...... in the car!" Chen Chen lowered his head deeply, eager to find a hole to get into. Although she didn't finish speaking, the meaning was already very clear. She's going to solve it in the car.

"Okay." Wu Tian opened the car door and got out of the car. People have three urgencies, and the living cannot let urine suffocate to death. "By the way, do you have plastic bags?" Wu Tian asked with concern.

"Yes!"

"Oh, then I'm relieved."

Wu Tian closed the car door, then stood on the side of the road, took out a cigarette and lit it, and began to swallow the clouds and smoke.

Although Wu got out of the car, Chen Chen's face was still very red, she closed the window of the car, and then looked around for a while. Fortunately, there are few outsiders, and her car window is coated with a layer of film, so you can't see the inside from the outside.

Chen Chen didn't want to do this, but there was really no way, at dinner in the evening, Wu Tian's mother served her three bowls of chicken soup, which was Wu's mother's kindness, and she didn't want to refuse, although she was already full, she still drank it. The results are now ...... The reaction came too quickly, like a tidal wave.

Chen Chen flattened the seat, took it from the pocket containing the clothes in the back row, put the clothes in it aside, and then adjusted the pocket, the person jumped to the back row, and then ......!

"Whew~~!"

Wu Tian held the cigarette butt in his hand, flicked it hard, and the cigarette butt flew over the fence, flew out, showing a parabolic trend, and finally landed under the viaduct. He raised his wrist and looked at the time on his watch, three minutes had passed, and there was no movement in the car. Wu Tian glanced back at the car, he couldn't see anything, but he seemed to be able to see it, and kept staring.

Maybe it was the first time to solve it in the car, so Chen Chen was very nervous, although he couldn't hold it anymore, but it still didn't go well.

It took a long time for her to slowly relax...... Just when Chen Chen breathed a sigh of relief, he accidentally found that Wu Tian outside the car was looking inside the car, although the other party was two or three meters away from the car, and the windows were also coated, but Chen Chen was taken aback, and just started, but had to stop urgently.

What's going on? What is he looking at? Can you see inside the car from the outside? It's impossible, the effect of the car film is very good, I have tried it myself. But why would he watch it?

He's watching!

He's still watching!

Chen Chen felt that he was about to collapse, and this kind of psychological pressure was even greater than the pressure from below.

She reached out and took out her mobile phone from her bag and dialed Wu Tian's mobile phone number. Outside the car, I took out my mobile phone and connected it.

"Hey~! Is it done? ”

Chen Chen's face turned red when he heard this, and he said, "You, can you not look into the car?" ”

"I can't see in the car." Wu Tian said in a very innocent tone.

"And what are you looking at?" Chen Chen said angrily.

"I didn't look at anything, I just think your car is very good, the performance is good, and when I have money in the future, I will buy one." Wu Tian said slowly.

"Can't you just wait a little longer and watch again?"

"What's wrong? It didn't delay your relief. ”

"You...... If you don't, I'll give you a car later. Chen Chen gritted his teeth tightly and said.

"Really?" Wu Tian asked happily.

"Really!"

"Okay, then I'll turn my head." Wu Tian turned around as he spoke, turning his back to the car.

Seeing Wu Tian outside the car no longer staring directly at the car, Chen Chen breathed a sigh of relief, and after putting the mobile phone away, he started to ...... again!

This time, there is no psychological pressure, and I no longer feel that there is an eye staring at me outside the window, so I solved it smoothly. (To be continued.) )