Chapter 159: You Bully People

Wu Tian smoked three cigarettes in a row outside the car, waited for more than ten minutes, and gradually began to get impatient in his heart. For such a long time, let alone a small one, even if it is a big one, it should be over at this time. This is not a dry toilet, and there is no possibility of zài falling into it. It's not a flush toilet, so there's absolutely no danger of crossing it.

Is it because I can finally get rid of it and faint?

Theoretically, it's entirely possible! Happiness comes too quickly, resulting in insufficient blood supply to the brain, temporary loss of consciousness, and fainting. As for those who are not dizzy, it can only mean that it is not enough to be happy.

Wu Tian thought about it, took out his mobile phone from his pocket, and dialed Chen Chen. The farthest distance in the world is not life and death. Instead, the two are close at hand, only separated by a door, but they can only communicate with their mobile phones.

Mobile phones shorten the distance between people, and also cut off the distance between people.

"Doodoo doo~~!"

The phone rang four times before it was connected.

"Are you done?" Wu Tian asked directly. He was quitting smoking recently, but Chen Chen gave him the opportunity to smoke, didn't it hurt him?

"Up, it's over." Chen Chen's voice came from the microphone, but this voice was as small as a mosquito, if it wasn't for Wu Tian's good hearing, he really thought that someone's mosquito fart.

"You're silent? It's a big night, you want to leave me out and leave it alone! Wu Tian said angrily, "I'm in." With that, Wu Tian was about to put down the phone.

"Don't, don't come in. Wait a little longer! Chen Chen hurriedly said.

"Why?"

"You...... Anyway, it's good if you wait a little longer. ”

Chen Chen didn't explain the reason, nor did he give a reasonable reason, or even an unreasonable reason, which made Wu Tian feel very angry. In the spirit of Lei Feng helping others, he first gave the other party ideas on how to solve personal problems in the case of traffic jams and no toilets, and then got out of the car with a deep sense of righteousness. Give Chen Chen a personal space. But the result? In exchange, Chen Chen's sentence "Don't come in", Wu Tian was sad.

Heartbroken and transparent.

However, if you can listen to Chen Chen's words honestly, it won't be Wu Tian. The right reason can't stop him, let alone there is no reason now?

Won't let me in? I'm going to go in! I'd like to see what the hell you're doing in the car.

Wu Tian put his mobile phone in his pocket, came to the car in three steps and two steps, reached out and pulled the car door hard.

Hey? Can't pull it open? Locked from the inside?

"Bang bang bang~~!" Wu Tian stretched out his hand and knocked on the car window and said loudly, "Open the door, open the door quickly~~!" ”

Chen Chen, who was sitting in the car, was taken aback by Wu Tian's actions. Although Xiao Jie's problem was solved, she had not recovered from her nervousness and shyness, and she didn't know how to face Wu Tian. What's more, the pockets haven't been solved yet. And she was worried that Wu Tian would smell something bad after entering the car, so she deliberately turned on the air conditioner to the maximum gear for ventilation. Only a few minutes had passed so far, and these few minutes obviously couldn't calm Chen Chen's mind. At least, it will take at least half an hour.

She thought that now that she was stuck in traffic and it was cooler at night, Wu Tian would stay outside honestly. After all, I stayed in the car for too long, my back hurt, and I couldn't move my legs and feet. You can also relax outside.

But who would have thought that Wu Tian would not listen to her advice. Keep knocking on the car door.

Chen Chen hurriedly took out his mobile phone and dialed Wu Tian again, Wu Tian answered, but he didn't delay him knocking on the car door. He was answering the phone with one hand. Knock on the car door with one hand.

"Don't knock, please." Chen Chen pleaded.

"No, I'm going in. Hurry up and open the door for me. Wu Tian said unrelentingly.

"You're breathing outside, I don't know how long you're going to be stuck tonight, how stuffy it is in the car."

"What's the breath? It's either smog or exhaust gas outside, do you want me to die early, and then inherit Tianzheng in a bright and bright way, and take away all my qiē, don't you? Good for you Chen Chen, femme fatale, too poisonous. Wu Tian stood outside the car door and said angrily into the microphone. The expression was as if I had met an enemy.

"Don't talk nonsense, okay?" Chen Chen said anxiously, she felt that Wu Tian's words were too boundless. She just didn't open the door and changed the air, but when it came to the other party's mouth, it became killing him and plundering property, which was also outrageous.

"Am I talking nonsense? Do you have what it takes to open the car door and let me in? Wu Tian walked to the front of the car from the side door, raised his legs and stepped onto the front car cover, he sat cross-legged on it, looked at Chen Chen through the front windshield, and said on the phone, "I saw you, you're done, what else do you want to do?" ”

Chen Chen only pasted film on the window and back, but not on the front, so Wu Tian's move just saw her really. Chen Chen felt that he was about to be driven crazy by Wu Tian, could it be that he had really inhaled too much exhaust gas in the past ten minutes outside, and his head had broken down?

Wu Tian's actions attracted the attention of the people around him, many people opened the windows to see what was going on, some even stuck their heads out from the sunroof, and some didn't think it was a big deal, so they got out of the car directly to watch the show.

I have to say, these people are really courageous. A few days ago, there were also madmen who went crazy on the road and cut several drivers. Now when I see people going crazy, not only are no one hiding, but they are all watching with great interest. It seems that watching the excitement and joining in the excitement is really an excellent tradition of the Chinese nation. There is excitement there, and there are good things that are not too big to watch the crowd.

Chen Chen looked around, and his heart became even more anxious. He was already worrying about how to throw the pocket out, but now, after Wu Tian made such a fuss, so many people were watching, and the possibility of wanting to throw the pocket while people were not paying attention was even lower.

Seeing that Wu Tian was unrelenting like a psychopath, Chen Chen gritted his teeth and said into the phone, "I unlocked it, you can come in." With that, he opened the lock and opened the window. It was the air conditioning wind that was ventilating just now, and Chen Chen hoped that the natural wind would blow again, so that Wu Tian would not smell anything.

Wu Tian, who was sitting on the car cover, was slightly stunned, this let him in? It's too impatient, right, you can't stand it so soon? He's not crazy enough. As the saying goes, mentally ill people have a wide range of ideas, and mentally handicapped children have a lot of fun. He was thinking happily, but Chen Chen compromised. How many times in life can you find a similar reason to go crazy?

Wu Tian got off the hood very unhappily, then opened the door and sat in the co-pilot's seat. As soon as his butt landed on the seat cushion, Chen Chen suddenly opened the car door and got out of the car. She turned her back to Wu Tian and faced the sky, not knowing if she didn't want to see Wu Tian, or if she was thinking about something.

"Hey, did you throw your pockets?" Wu Tian asked at Chen Chen.

"Don't worry about it!"

"I'm worried that you'll forget, sit on the splash."

Chen Chen blushed shyly, not knowing what to say. She glanced at the car that was still stuck in traffic in front of her, and then walked to the viaduct, looked at the scenery in the distance, and ignored Wu Tian.

When the evening breeze blows, the long hair flutters, with a hint of fragrance, drifting into the distance.

She reached out and stroked the long hair around her ear, her movements gentle, her deep eyes looking into the distance. The bright moon, the stars, the neon lights, and the beautiful women, the indescribable charm.

"Don't throw your pockets around!"

“……!”

Chen Chen stood by the bridge for a long time, and when her whole body and mind were relaxed when the wind blew that night, she returned to the car and sat down. When she looked at the co-pilot, she found that Wu Tian had fallen asleep with a flat chair, which also made her not have to face Wu Tian's embarrassing ridicule and embarrassing questions.

The radio is still ringing, and the anchor of the traffic channel is still broadcasting the congested sections of the city and reminding the drivers to take a detour. But the truth is, there is no road that is not blocked. Where do you get around?

After more than ten minutes, there was some loosening in front of it, and the car that turned off in front of it ignited and began to move forward slowly.

Chen Chen's eyes lit up when she saw it, and she looked even more excited than being able to go home, she had been waiting for this moment for a long time, she had more important things to do than going home.

The car started slowly, Chen Chen glanced at Wu Tian, and found that Wu Tian was still sleeping with his eyes closed, so she took a hand off the steering wheel, reached under the seat, and took out a pocket.

When she was driving, she didn't forget to look around, and when she saw that the cars were moving forward and there was no one on the road, she opened the window slightly and threw her pockets out.

"Smack~!" A bang.

Because the speed of the car was not fast, Chen Chen could still hear the sound of his pocket falling to the ground. After throwing it away, she was afraid that others would see it, so she quickly closed the car window and breathed a sigh of relief. The corpses were destroyed, and the world was finally peaceful.

"What are you doing?" Suddenly, a low voice sounded inside the car.

"Ah~!" Chen Chen screamed in fright, braked sharply, and stopped on the road.

She slowly turned her head and found that Wu Tianzheng was lying on the table and chair looking at her with a smile, and his squinted eyes seemed to be teasing her as if he was not bad.

Chen Chen's originally calm mood immediately panicked, and his face 'buzzed', and it turned red again. She blushes more today than she has in a year. Even she didn't notice this.

"You, when did you wake up?" Chen Chen asked with a trembling voice.

"I haven't slept all the time!"

"And what are you doing with your eyes closed?" Chen Chen asked puzzled.

"Close your eyes and recuperate."

Chen Chen's mind was blank, if it was really like what the other party said, he hadn't slept all the time, or rather, he was pretending to be asleep, then wouldn't everything he had just done be seen by him?

"Di~~Didi~~!"

Because Chen Chen's car stopped suddenly, the car behind him kept honking its horn. After being stuck for an hour, I can finally go, how can I bear someone to stop without permission?

"Let's drive!" Wu Tian looked at Chen Chen with a smile and said, "Otherwise, they will pick up the things you threw out and send them over!" ”

Chen Chen trembled when he heard this, and suddenly his mouth pouted, his eyes turned red, and tears flowed out of the corners of his eyes.

"Woo~~!"

"You're a bully!" (To be continued.) )