Chapter 526: Nymphomaniac
The position in which they sit is in the middle of the stands, the best position.
On their flank, there were a few more people.
Who are they?
Of course, it is the coaches of the Chinese national football team and the officers of the Chinese Football Federation.
National football coach: "This time I was a little surprised to suddenly call the national football team to come over to play, but I didn't expect that the opponent was such a young team, and their skills seemed to be mysterious." ”
FA Chief: "What's more? You see how well they pass in the middle...... This is simply a mole arranged by our national football team among them! This kick is quite accurate, and that is the foot of our defenders! ”
National football coach: "This is true, this ball is simply faint - originally I thought that only our national football team would kick such a faint ball, but I didn't expect this team to challenge to also kick such a ball!" ”
The head of the Football Federation smiled faintly: "This central control is definitely a mole, haha!" ”
National football coach: "It looks like it, but I promise, I don't even know his name. ”
The head of the Football Federation: "Watch the game, this game, it's a bit of a sight to watch - I can't imagine that we can meet a team that is even more dizzy than our national football team!" ”
"Hahaha!"
The commentator is continuing to comment: "The center of the legendary talent youth team, his kick looks like a wonderful pass...... From my point of view, this kick is a wonderful pass - whether it is speed or angle, this ball will come firmly to the feet of the national football defenders! …… Ah! ”
Why do the narrators sow?
It turned out that just before the ball landed, Du Yuhang quickly ran to the front of the national football defender more than one meter.
this distance. Instead, he could have blocked this own goal with a header. But. From the current height of this ball, even if Du Yuhang is the Olympic high jump champion, there is no way to touch this ball!
National football coach: "Just kidding! Want to intercept the ball from this position? It's not possible! He thinks he's Ultraman? ”
Football Association official: "Even Ultraman can't intercept the ball in such a situation - Ultraman is playing a little monster, how can he have time to come to China to play football?" ”
It was a funny joke, and both of them laughed.
"What? Oh, my God! I read that right! The host suddenly shouted: "The striker of the legendary talented youth team is actually ...... Actually...... ohmyladygaga!”
What surprised the presenter so much?
The chief and the old man also widened their eyes: "What? Such a bounce height is more than enough even for a basketball storm spin 360 degrees to dunk! ”
Jiang Ju, Jiang Shan, and Ouyang Shanshan said in unison: "So handsome!" ”
Football Association officials and national football coaches also widened their eyes: "My God, what's the situation!" ”
The host excitedly explained: "Oh my God! It's just a pity that there are no cameras today. Otherwise, this ball will definitely be able to enter the global best action award of the century! It's perfect, it's incredible! ”
The host continued: "Just now, we all thought that the striker wanted to head the ball over this pass...... Who knows, at the moment when he jumped up just now, he actually turned over in the air and passed the ball firmly to another teammate of the legendary talent youth team behind him with his toes - well, I know this teammate, he is a super genius who has caused a huge reputation in China and even in the world in recent times. Zhou Yan! …… What a wonderful biography, the pinnacle of wonderful biography! ”
Everybody knows. The bounce height of people is limited, and when Du Yuhang jumps up at the position just now, even if his bounce power exceeds that of the world high jump champion, he is completely unable to touch the football with his head.
However, after Du Yuhang's body jumped to the highest, he suddenly turned over in the air - it was flipped with the waist as the axis, so that his legs were on top, and his head was facing the ground - everyone knows that the upper body of a person must be shorter than the lower ~ half ~ body, so after such a reversal, this ball that was impossible to touch was hooked by him and happened to pass to Zhou Yan's feet!
"So handsome!"
"So handsome!"
"So handsome!"
The three women in the stands, Jiang Ju, Jiang Shan, and Ouyang Shanshan, shouted in unison~ "It's so handsome!" ”
National football coach: "This is impossible, I must be dazzled." ”
The director of the Football Association: "My God, is this kid a lay disciple of Shaolin Temple?" The kung fu is so good! ”
He was originally joking, but he didn't expect to be able to say Du Yuhang's identity at once.
This may be the legendary understanding.
In a word, it is a lesson!
The chief nodded: "This kid is good, it seems that what Zhou Yan said is not exactly bragging." ”
The old man smiled: "This ball is ten thousand times better than Maradona's hand of God back then!" If all the players in Zhou Yan's team are like this, I think it would not be a problem to beat Germany at all. ”
The chief smiled faintly and said, "Let's continue to see, I see that in this team, I can also see his skills." I don't know, can I win the national football team? ”
Old man: "Well, the ball has reached Zhou Yan's feet - the distance between him and the goal is still more than 20 meters, and there are two defenders of the national football team in the middle, I think I will definitely take the ball around them and rush to the penalty area to try ......"
Chief: "If Zhou Yan kicked the ball well, he would definitely do this - at such a long distance, even if the foot force is quite large, the angle of the kick is very tricky, but in such a long observation distance, the goalkeeper will definitely be able to judge the landing point of the football and make a save!" ”
That's right, this is the case in all football games, even if the goalkeeper's level is quite poor, in the flight distance of more than 20 meters, it is very easy to judge the landing point of the ball!
Jiang Ju shouted excitedly at this time: "Husband, come on!" ”
Husband, come on!
This sentence, Jiang Ju did not go through his own brain at all.
Since Zhou Yan proposed to her father, uncle, grandfather and chief yesterday about marrying her for the New Year, she regarded herself as a little daughter-in-law who had not passed the door in her heart!
A woman's mentality is so strange.
She can be very queenly, she can also be very mature ~ female, and of course, she can be all kinds of gentleness and all kinds of delicate......
However, after she decided to entrust herself to a certain man, all she had left in her heart was attachment to that man......
Jiang Ju shouted like this, Jiang Shan and Ouyang Shanshan beside him smiled at each other, and said with a smile at the same time: "......"
That's right, the current Jiang Ju no longer has the same goddess temperament as before, and he is a nymphomaniac! (To be continued......)