Player A: "What is this concept?" Received the message last night, let's play a game today. But who is the opponent who didn't tell us to play? Which country is it a friendly match? ”

Player B: "Haven't you seen it yet?" This is a bunch of dolls! The team on the opposite side is estimated to have an average age of eighteen ~ nine years old! ”

His eyesight is good, and he can see the football players opposite from a distance, looking very childish ~ tender.

Player C: "That's right, it looks like a child, but I don't know if those people in the Football Association have their heads pumped or what?" They brought these kids to play football with us...... This is Chiguoguo, who looks down on us! ”

Player Ding: "That is, although we can't play those foreign teams, but we are a professional football team after all, and we represent the highest level of football in China - it is really insulting to let this group of children come to play with us!" ”

Player E: "Insult a fart!" This is to see that we have been losing, losing, for fear of affecting our morale, specially looking for a team of little fart children for us to abuse - to improve the team's fighting spirit, fighting spirit, do you understand! ”

The player himself: "It makes sense, the leaders of our Football Association really care for us - the top one!" ”

Player Geng: "You must be worthy of the leadership of the Football Association!" We can't be embarrassed today - this is the team that delivers food, and if we can't win, we will probably have to go back to our hometown to be a coach and harm the next generation......"

Player Xin: "Be quiet, I guess this is so that the Football Association and ourselves can have a big prize money - we have to win!" Otherwise, we won't be able to squander it during the New Year......"

Players: "This is true! Hahaha...... Let's abuse this group of rookies! ”

All of a sudden, all the players of the national football team began to be eager to try. I really want to abuse this group of teams that are even more vegetables than myself!

Although no broadcast was conducted. But there is still on-site commentary.

Everybody knows that. Although there are few spectators in this competition, the identities of the chief and the Jiang family are here, and there must be professional commentary.

A well-known Chinese football commentator has already begun his own poor mouth.

"Distinguished audience, leaders present, good morning!" The host enthusiastically began his commentary: "There are two teams on the field today, one is our famous national football team - which is also a World Cup participating team, although this year it still failed to achieve a breakthrough and qualify in Asia. But. Our national football players have fiery hearts, and they have been defeated repeatedly, and they have been defeated again and again...... Here, we hope that they can continue to give full play to their full potential and strive to play a more dazzling role in future international competitions! ”

The chief waved his hand and said unhappily: "Then who, sue the host, there is no TV broadcast today, but there is no need to say these clichés." Annoying. ”

The old man sat next to the chief and said with a smile: "This can't be blamed on the host." For so many years, the national football game has been explained like this - it is impossible to say that our national football team is a group of straw bales......"

(Do not spray...... I still like the national football team very much, and I hope the national football team will make persistent efforts! ）

The chief's meaning quickly reached the ears of the host.

The host smiled awkwardly: "Okay, let's get down to business." The other team is led by Mr. Zhou Yan, the most famous and outstanding talented young man in China recently! ”

The host continued: "Mr. Zhou Yan has really been in the limelight in recent times, and he has ...... in many fields."

Suddenly remembered the chief's words, immediately stopped, and got back to business: "This game, the strength of both sides is beyond doubt, on the one hand, our national football team, on the other hand, there is a team with legendary talented young people, who will die, let us all wait and see!" ”

"Good! As the referee blew the whistle, the two sides launched a fierce competition - now the ball is at the feet of our national football team, okay...... What a beautiful biography...... Oops, alas, the ball kicked off...... Flew off the field! ”

The chief smiled: "What's the pity? Our big football players, don't there be several such oolongs in every football game? ”

The two brothers, Jiang Bing and Jiang Jun, looked at each other and did not dare to speak.

On the contrary, young people dare to speak and laugh, Jiang Ju said with a smile: "This is true, when I was in school, I watched several of our domestic ball games, and such oolongs often appeared!" ”

Jiang Shan pouted: "I think the school team in our school plays better than them." ”

Ouyang Shanshan said with a straight face: "That's not true, their skills are indeed much better than our school team - after all, they are also the best teams that have undergone formal training and are selected from teams at all levels. ”

Jiang Shan said: "So, how to explain this oolong ball just now......

Ouyang Shanshan's big eyes rolled, but she couldn't think of a suitable reason, and suddenly smiled: "Maybe this is to see Zhou Yan and their group of students, it is estimated that their combat effectiveness is not strong, and they deliberately let go first?" ”

Jiang Ju: "Ouyang's words are interesting - even if this is the case, I wonder why our national football team has to give way no matter which team it encounters?" ”

Ouyang Shanshan said righteously: "This is the legendary spirit of communism ~ production ~ lord ~ righteousness, the spirit of friendship first, competition second!" ”

Jiang Shan and Jiang Ju rolled their eyes at the same time: "Cut!" ”

The host said: "Now the legendary talent youth team serves, okay!" The goalkeeper made a big foot and passed the ball to the midfield, well, this player is called Shi Fencai, and it can be seen that his foot skills are ...... It's kind of general, well, what is this concept? Is this a pass? ”

On the field, Shi Fencai kicked the ball hard and kicked the ball to the front......

In fact, it is undoubtedly very correct to choose to pass the ball at this time, but unfortunately, judging from the current scene, the landing point of this ball is closer to a certain defender of the national football team than Zhou Yan, Chen Yong, and Du Yuhang......

This can't be blamed on Shi Fencai, in high school, he was at most a substitute for the school team to sit on the cold bench and buy drinks for the other players.

Now this kick fully reflects his true level!

"This pass is a bit coke...... the host explained: "From my current position, it is a standard oolong...... We can all see that the landing point of this goal must be at the feet of the defenders of the national football team! ”

The chief remained silent and said lightly: "It seems that Zhou Yan's team is not very good...... If you want to win, you still have to put in some effort. ”

The old man nodded: "If they can't even win the national football team, then there is no need for us to invite the German national football team to come over for a friendly match - knowing that they will lose the game, then what's the point?" (To be continued......)