Chapter 381: Don't Talk About Useless ......
The No. 1 leader wanted to cooperate with Zhou Yan and pretended that he had been cured.
However, Zhou Yan didn't even move at all, just sat on the bench - neither riding a horse to raise his crotch, nor making any panting sounds like a cow in his mouth.
How do you cooperate?
Jiang Ju finally couldn't help it: "I said Zhou Yan, aren't you going to use qigong to help the chief's grandfather heal?" What's the deal with sitting like that? ”
Zhou Yan happened to return to this scene, he touched his nose, and said with a smile: "The work has been completed, and the gallstones have been taken out." ”
At this moment, even the No. 1 leader was moved.
Zhou Yan, this kid, is too unkind, even if it's a joke or a trick, you can move it!
Just sit there for a few minutes, and then tell everyone that it's been taken out?
What's going on?
Jiang Ju said: "Take it out?" Where? ”
Zhou Yan has taken this issue into consideration.
He stretched out his hand: "No, isn't it?" ”
Hey?
Jiang Ju's eyes were sharp, and he found that there really seemed to be something shiny in his hand, which looked a little similar to a stone.
The No. 1 leader also stretched out his head and looked: "Sure enough, Dr. Zhou has already prepared!" ”
Zhou Yan touched his nose: "What do you mean to be prepared?" ”
The No. 1 chief said lightly: "These things are indeed stones-it turns out that you made such a big fuss, just to perform a magic trick for us, hahaha!" It's wonderful. ”
Zhou Yan said: "What Grandpa Chief means is that I have prepared these things a long time ago, and I deliberately joked with everyone. Juggle? ”
The No. 1 leader said, "Isn't it? As far as I know. Although the stone does grow like this. These things are indeed stones. However, if you had just taken it out of me with qigong, there should have been a lot of blood and bile on it, how could it be so clean? ”
Zhou Yan was speechless.
Jiang Ju also saw the fame, and said with a smile: "Zhou Yan, this guy is really eccentric, he has long known that your magic skills are powerful, even David. Copperfield wants to worship you as a teacher, and it really deserves his reputation. ”
Zhou Yan said depressedly: "Even if I know magic." I can't have known in advance that Chief No. 1 has a disease like gallstones, so I'm prepared, right? ”
The safety of the No. 1 chief's body is the No. 1 secret of the state.
Even if gallstones are said to be big or small, no one in the whole of China knows except for the special doctor who is close to the No. 1 chief, and a few high-level people in the hospital who once went to check it.
Zhou Yan's question was able to clear his suspicion that he had prepared stones in advance to perform magic tricks.
The No. 1 leader nodded: "That's true, but." Seventy or eighty-year-old people like us will always have some stones and lymphatic swelling on our bodies. Eight ~ nine is not far from ten! ”
He continued, "No matter what. It's always right that you have a few props up first. Right? My Great Magician? ”
Zhou Yan was angry, but he couldn't find any reason to refute it.
Zhou Yan thought for a while: "Why don't you call your personal family doctor, I believe you have this problem, there is such a testing equipment at home, right?" ”
He continued: "Whether the stone is really taken out or not, we will know when the time comes. I can't deny it either. ”
The No. 1 leader thought for a moment and said, "Okay! Wait a minute......"
He took out his mobile phone, pressed a number, and said, "Doctor Huang, I'm so-and-so." Yes, you come here right away and bring the equipment to detect gallstones. ”
Everyone continued to drink and waited for Dr. Huang to come.
Dr. Wong lives in the outer courtyard of the Chief's Residence.
Family doctor, if you live far away, what is it called?
After a glass of wine, Dr. Huang came over.
"Report to the chief!" Dr. Huang saluted and said, "Huang Moumou came to report!" ”
He didn't pay attention to Zhou Yan and Jiang Ju, and walked straight to the No. 1 chief: "Chief, is it that gallstones induce cholecystitis, and the pain is up?" ”
A look of concern.
The No. 1 leader shook his head: "No, I don't think gallstones have hurt in the past few days, I don't know if they have been expelled from the body?" I want you to check it out for me. ”
Dr. Huang smiled bitterly: "Your gallstones have exceeded the size that can be eliminated naturally, and it is impossible for them to be discharged automatically - I have arranged for you to go to such and such a hospital for surgery, but you will not agree......"
The No. 1 leader said: "Check it, maybe it's really discharged?" ”
Dr. Huang took out the examination instrument and said, "How is this possible?" Even if Hua Tuo is alive and Bian Que is reborn, it is impossible for the stones in your body to be discharged on your own initiative - you have to have surgery! ”
This inspection instrument is not large, and it should be the most advanced technology product.
It's not as scary as the X-ray machine in the hospital, it's like a tiny cell phone. (I don't know if there is such an instrument, but the plot needs it, so don't delve into it.) )
Dr. Huang, this mobile phone-like machine, placed one end in the corresponding position of the gallbladder on the old man's body, and turned on the switch: "Chief, please take a deep breath." Ok, good, good! ”
At the other end of the machine, there is a monitor, on which you can clearly see the X-ray information in the body of the first chief.
Dr. Huang muttered, "Chief, you're so cute. I would have thought that this stone would be excreted from the body automatically...... Hey? What's going on? ”
Dr. Huang's eyes widened suddenly, and he carefully searched for something on the other end of the instrument display, but he really couldn't find it for a long time!
He was surprised: "What's going on?" Completely contrary to the common sense of medicine? How could all those 27 stones disappear? ”
He muttered to himself, "Could it be that there is something wrong with the detector?" Undetectable? ”
Soon, he said to himself, "This is impossible! If there is a problem with the detector, then the histogram of the gallbladder in the chief's body will not be visible. But now...... It's not logical! ”
Chief No. 1 was pleasantly surprised: "You mean, the gallstones in my body are really gone?" ”
Dr. Huang said, "Yes, twenty-seven gallstones, all of them are gone now!" I suggest that you go to a specialized hospital tomorrow for a new medical check-up and make sure. ”
Chief No. 1 nodded: "You mean, there are twenty-seven gallstones in total?" ”
Dr. Huang said: "Of course, every time I give you a physical examination, I remember it clearly, and this is the number. ”
The No. 1 leader said lightly: "Okay, it's good if you don't have it." You go down first, I have two other distinguished guests here. ”
Dr. Huang nodded, "Yes." ”
He didn't say much, what the number one leader said was an order.
He just executes.
Doctor Huang walked out of the door, and the No. 1 leader looked Zhou Yan up and down a few times: "Boy! Awesome! You mean, all my gallstones were taken out by you? ”
Zhou Yan sighed: "Let's not say that I was born to be an honest person, even if I want to deceive anyone, I don't dare to deceive you!" ”
He threw all the stones in his hand on the table: "You count, how many?" If it's twenty-seven, it's just right. ”
Jiang Ju looked at this qiē dumbfounded.
This little boyfriend of mine is amazing! It's so rebellious!
Sitting like that, you can take out the gallstones that the No. 1 leader had to have surgery to obtain!
Although there have been too many incredible things happening to Zhou Yan, this time, it was Jiang Ju who saw the whole scene so closely and so clearly!
Incredible!
"One, two, three, four, five, six、...... Twenty-seven! ”
At this time, the No. 1 leader also happened to finish counting the stone particles on the table, and he was also slightly surprised.
However, for a figure like the number one leader, what kind of things he hasn't seen?
Although Zhou Yan's appearance just now was indeed shocking, the No. 1 leader still said calmly: "It seems that Dr. Zhou really has two brushes. Thank you! ”
Thank you.
Someone has helped you, of course, say thank you!
Zhou Yan said with a smile: "A little trick, nothing to worry about." Alright, let's get on with the drink! ”
The No. 1 leader nodded: "I just want to toast you, the problem of gallstones, when it doesn't attack, it's fine, but when it hurts, it's a little unbearable." ”
Zhou Yan said: "I don't dare to toast, as I said before, I have something I want to report to you." ”
Chief No. 1 was in a good mood: "What's the matter?" Just say it, as long as it's not a big crime like treason and rebellion against ~ people ~ and the like, I will bear it all for you. ”
Zhou Yan said: "It's not so strict, I just want to analyze with you the current situation in the imperial capital." ”
Jiang Ju knew that Zhou Yan wanted to talk about Luo Zhenghong, but he didn't interject, just listened quietly and helped the two of them pour wine.
The political sensitivity of the No. 1 leader is very high.
He nodded faintly and said, "Is it that you have an unpleasant relationship with any other family?" Say it, no matter what, I think I'll be able to put it on the balance of face. ”
Zhou Yan said: "The four major families of Jiang, Luo, Ouyang, and Xu, although they all seem to be evenly matched, have their own policies. In fact, there is one family that is faintly ahead of the other three families in every way. ”
The No. 1 leader said: "Let's just say which one!" Don't talk about these useless things. ”
Zhou Yan said: "Of course you know what I said, but it's not useless. My analysis of the four major families will directly affect your attitude towards what I am going to do next. Don't be impatient, wait for me to speak slowly......"
The No. 1 leader nodded, "Tell me about it." ”
Zhou Yan said: "This family is the Luo family......"
He analyzed the relationship between the Luo family and several other families from various channels, and even took out the historical facts of the Three Kingdoms period to analyze.
The head of the word is the Tao, and the number one leader nodded again and again.
Chief One said, "So, what do you mean?" (To be continued......)