Chapter 380: Qigong Treatment? Glutinous rice balls?
Jiang Ju nodded: "Hey, it's better for my grandfather, after he retires, he stays at home on weekdays to play chess and water the flowers." You can go fishing when you're not working. ”
The old man nodded and said: "Sometimes I really envy their group of old guys, why can they retire and enjoy their old age, but I can't even spare time for surgery." ”
Zhou Yan said: "Grandpa is not in his position and does not seek his own politics, you are old This is what everyone expects, although you have reached the age of retirement, but you still have to work hard for the rise of the entire Chinese nation." ”
The No. 1 leader smiled faintly: "Don't talk about this, didn't you say on the phone that there were other things on the phone before you came over?" Now let's talk about it while we drink! ”
Zhou Yan's heart suddenly moved: "Don't worry about this matter first, I have learned some ways of Qihuang since I was a child, and I have studied the treatment of gallstones." Why don't you stick out your hand and let me touch your ~ pulse to see if it can be treated without surgery? ”
When this sentence was spoken, the originally lively three-person dinner suddenly became cold.
How dignified is Chief One?
Even the doctors of internationally renowned hospitals may not be qualified to help him see a doctor, let alone an eighteen-year-old hairy young man?
Zhou Yan said this, but he was a little too self-conscious.
Jiang Ju's eyes fluttered, and he smiled coquettishly: "Yan, don't be kidding, although you can do amazing things in many aspects, but something like medicine requires hard study and accumulation of experience." ”
She looked at the number one leader and smiled, "Don't mention this." Let's drink - come, Grandpa Chief, I will toast you. ”
When she said this, she broke the previous embarrassing situation.
This matter should have been revealed, who knew that Zhou Yan said seriously: "Grandpa Chief, I have really studied the books "The Yellow Emperor's Neijing" and "Medical Technique Qimen" since I was a child, and I have a 100% certainty that I can treat a small problem like gallstones without surgery. If you can trust me, you might as well stretch out your arms. Let me take the pulse. ”
Chief One pondered for a moment. Said: "That's it! It would be a good thing if this problem could be cured without surgery. Let's take the pulse! ”
Zhou Yan nodded and said, "Please." ”
Where does Zhou Yan know what the number of Qi Huang is?
He was just blowing nonsense.
However, it is true to say that he is treating the old man.
Zhou Yan has a super backstage - a universal scene converter!
Gallstones. Although on Earth. It must be treated with surgery such as open surgery or gamma knife. But with so many parallel spaces, it's not a big problem.
In some parallel spaces, gallstones are such a problem. It's like a cold, and it only takes two pills to cure it.
The old man stretched out his right hand and nodded slightly at Zhou Yan: "Come on, Doctor Zhou." Hahaha......"
How can Zhou Yan take the pulse?
He's not a medical student!
However, Zhou Yan has seen a lot of things like taking the pulse since he was a child.
He stretched out his right hand, put the second finger of his index finger and middle finger on the wrist of the number one leader, and closed his eyes as if he were really taking the pulse.
Chief No. 1 suddenly smiled and said, "Doctor Zhou's pulse checking skills are unique, I am so old, but this is the first time I have seen the pulse in this position." ”
Jiang Ju looked at it fixedly, and said with a smile: "Yes, don't you need to hold down the blood vessels with your fingers to check the pulse?" Zhou Yan, what are you doing? ”
It turned out that Zhou Yan just paid attention to the posture of taking the pulse, and his fingers were placed in a decent manner, but the place where his fingers were pressed just fell off.
In that place, there are no blood vessels at all, so how can you take the pulse?
Zhou Yan was a little embarrassed.
I also felt strange at the time, how could the pulse of this leader not even fluctuate at all?
It turns out that I got it in the wrong place!
Zhou Yan sneered: "My medical skills are different from ordinary doctors. Other doctors prioritize the frequency and flow rate of the blood vessels. But I'm different, mine relies on the flow of breath in the body to identify the disease - not on the blood vessels. ”
Jiang Ju was surprised: "There is still this way of taking the pulse? ”
The No. 1 leader nodded: "Let's have this way-haha, Doctor Zhou, I would like to ask, what is the result of your breath?" ”
Zhou Yan withdrew his hand and said with a stern expression: "Grandpa Chief, please forgive me for being blunt, your gallstones must be treated immediately." ”
What he said was quite similar to that, and he was right about the root of the disease.
However, these are all the things that the previous No. 1 leader personally told him, what is the matter with his pulse?
The No. 1 leader couldn't help but smile and said, "I want to hear it, how do you treat this problem?" ”
After being diagnosed with gallstones, he also found many well-known masters of Chinese and Western medicine, and came to the exact same conclusion: "The diameter of gallstones has exceeded the size that can be excreted by drugs, and only surgery can be performed!" Even if you perform surgery with a ray like Gamma Knife, it cannot be discharged. The knife must be moved. ”
Zhou Yan nodded, pretending to be old-fashioned and said: "There is no way to treat such gallstones with medicine or other rays - if you want to treat them, you have to use my family's secret skills!" ”
Family Secrets?
What is this going on?
Jiang Ju blinked: "If my family's intelligence agency is correct, your family should be nine generations of poor peasants, right?" There have never been any well-known doctors......"
The No. 1 leader smiled even more kindly: "Xiaoju, don't interrupt yet." I want to see, what is the secret technique of Master Zhou's family? ”
He was already completely sure that Zhou Yan didn't know anything about medicine at all.
If it weren't for Zhou Yan, it is estimated that he would have been arrested and locked up a long time ago.
The No. 1 leader knew that Zhou Yan would never have any bad intentions about him, so he might as well play with him.
Zhou Yan stood up: "Ju'er, don't underestimate me, a poor peasant of nine generations. I can tell you, the ancestors of our family all have such a unique skill. If it weren't for the fact that they all looked down on utilitarianism, my family would have at least been free of food and clothing for generations. ”
Jiang Ju smiled: "Come on, don't brag." Tell me, what is your family's ancestral secret technique? ”
Zhou Yan said solemnly: "Qigong! ”
Qigong, a legend that has been passed down in China for thousands of years, has long been rumored to be an almost omnipotent thing.
Zhou Yan used this as an excuse, it was too appropriate.
The No. 1 leader nodded: "Qigong, it can cure diseases." ”
Zhou Yan smiled: "You can think I'm bragging, but after a few minutes, you'll know that what I said is true." ”
The No. 1 leader smiled with a joking attitude: "Just a few minutes? You mean, you can treat me right now? And it takes a very short time to see results? ”
Zhou Yan nodded and said, "That's right, don't say much." Grandpa Chief, just stay in your current position and don't speak. When I come to do the work, it will be a few minutes at most. ”
The No. 1 leader said: "Can't move? Can't talk either? I also want to grab a few more chopsticks and try the good dishes you made. ”
Zhou Yan smiled: "It's okay to eat, but you can't leave this stool." ”
The No. 1 chief said, "Okay, then I'll sit here, only eat food, and don't speak." ”
He didn't believe Zhou Yan's words.
That's!
But any normal person would not believe what Zhou Yan said before.
He thought that Zhou Yan wanted to make a joke and make amusement.
The No. 1 leader had a childlike heart, but he wanted to cooperate with Zhou Yan next day.
Jiang Ju didn't speak, she knew that her young boyfriend had too much magic and too much incredible.
No matter how unreasonable what he said, for Jiang Ju, all she had to do was sit there quietly and wait for a miracle to happen!
"Brother Universal Scene Converter, you need a scene conversion!"
Zhou Yan said silently.
"It's coming, it's coming. Have you figured out what to do? ”
Zhou Yan nodded and said, "Think about it, first, this matter should be related to the profession of a doctor." Second, it must also be related to surgery. Right? ”
The universal scenario converter said: "That's right, but you can't even get injections and infusions, so how can you convert them into related medical scenarios?" ”
Zhou Yan smiled: "What I said just now is just the conditions needed to convert with the medical scene. Do you think I'm really going to be that stupid? Switching to situations I don't understand at all? ”
The universal scenario converter said, "You mean, you think of a scenario that has nothing to do with medical care, but has to do with surgery?" ”
Zhou Yan said: "Of course, the scene I want to choose to convert is the scene where all the rice balls are sandwiched out from the rice ball bowl." ”
"Dumplings?" The Universal Scene Converter was obviously stunned, and then laughed: "Hahaha! You kid, you're really good at scene transitions! Yes, isn't taking gallstones the same as sandwiching rice balls? It's all about round things coming out of a container. ”
Zhou Yan said: "Don't praise me, I'll be embarrassed." Hurry up, I'm still waiting for me to get angry! ”
"In the scene transition, three, two, one!"
With the voice of the universal scene converter, the scene in front of Zhou Yan fluctuated and changed.
In front of Zhou Yan, there was a big soup bowl, and in the bowl, there were more than 20 cooked rice balls!
Of course, there is also a pair of chopsticks next to it.
Without further ado.
Zhou Yan immediately picked up chopsticks from the table and quickly took out the more than 20 rice balls.
"Exit Scene Transition!"
Zhou Yan returned to the previous scene.
The No. 1 leader and Jiang Ju both stared at Zhou Yan and said in their hearts, "Isn't it qigong treatment?" Even if it's fake, you can move a little bit, so let's laugh! (To be continued......)