The transcript, apparently, is quite light-hearted.

He Jun is quite trustworthy about Zhou Yan's skills - not to mention that the opponent is only five people, even if it is twice as much, he also believes that Zhou Yan can easily win.

Since learning Professor Zhou Yan's "Eighteen Palms of Dragon Descending", the competition between He Jun and his colleagues has almost become a one-sided exhibition match!

signed and made a note, and Zhou Yan was personally driven back home by He Jun.

It's night, there's nothing to say.

……

"Boss!" Picking up the phone, Shi Fencai's eager voice immediately came: "Are you free this afternoon?" ”

"Free...... Anyway, it's okay these days, Zhou Yan said with a smile: "Is there something wrong?" ”

Since accepting this little brother, Zhou Yan hasn't had any contact with him seriously, and he's too busy. It's just a good day, but it's an opportunity.

"Boss! Today I asked a few female classmates to sing KTV together......" Shi Fencai continued: "They all adore you - let's go and sing K together!" ”

"Singing?" Zhou Yan was stunned for a moment, other things are okay, singing this thing, he is very unqualified! From elementary school to high school graduation, I barely passed every music exam.

"How?" Shi Fencai continued: "The boss will definitely give face, right? I patted my chest with them and promised! ”

"Shi Fencai!" Zhou Yan was a little depressed: "Your soap is off!" ”

The soap is off, which is a very popular joke circulating on the Internet recently.

When the soap falls off when taking a bath, it is natural to bend down to pick it up, and when taking a bath, it is natural that you don't wear clothes......

What juhua is properly exposed to the other people who are bathing with him......

Well, it's a little evil. Let's see for ourselves!

"The soap is gone, so I'll just pick it up." Of course, Shi Fencai also understood this allusion, and smiled disapprovingly: "We are now in the east of the city and the south of the city, at least ten miles in the middle, I don't believe that you can explode my juhua!" ”

"Get out!" Zhou Yan smiled: "Be careful that I pick up your soap in the air...... Where to sing in the afternoon? It's a big deal, and I'll just drink when the time comes. ”

"Supreme Song City." Shi Fencai said: "I used to be in the 999 box. ”

……

Hanging up the phone, Zhou Yan entered the scene transition, uploaded today's "Rebirth Planning Supreme", entered the author's backstage, and looked at his reward income during this period of time - well, more than one million is close to two million.

It seems that it is time to sue my parents about buying a new house on their own.

Now my mother has transferred her shop, and my father has retired and is at home.

With an excellent son like Zhou Yan, do they still need to work as hard as in the past?

Both of them are in their sixties, and it's time to enjoy the blessings.

"Mom, Dad." Zhou Yan came to the living room and said, "I'll discuss something with you." ”

"What's the matter?"

Mom and Dad were very happy to hear that their son was willing to discuss things with them.

After all, the son is getting bigger and bigger, and a lot of changes have happened to the son recently, and they feel that their ability is far inferior to that of their son.

The son said that he discussed things with him, which made them regain their sense of authority as a parent and father.

"That's right." Zhou Yan said with a smile: "The house we live in now is indeed a bit small, and the three of us live a little compact. If you have a few guests in the house, you have to stay outside in a hotel. Right? ”

"Well, that's right." Dad lit a cigarette and said.

"Not really!" Mom glanced at her husband and said, "It's not that your dad is not angry, and his monthly salary is so small - I have long wanted to change to a big house......

Speaking of this, she suddenly remembered the conversation between her son and herself before, and immediately said nervously: "Son, don't spend your money on it - when you graduate from college, you will need to spend more money!" ”

Speaking of money, my mother asked again: "How much money did you earn last time you went to the imperial capital to sign a contract?" You have to save it well......"

After thinking about it, she smiled and said, "It should be over 100,000, right?" ”

"One hundred thousand?" Zhou Yan shook his head: "Guess ...... again"

"Eighty thousand?"

"Guess ...... again"

"Fifty thousand?"

"Khan ...... Mom, you have so little confidence in your son? Zhou Yan was helpless and prompted: "Guess up." ”

"Guess up?" The mother was puzzled: "Just a child like you who is not well-known, why can't the manuscript fee exceed 200,000?" ”

Sweat!

It seems that it is time to let mom know what she is capable of.

"I wonder if you've been watching a TV show lately? I'm talking about variety shows -- for example, David Copperfield's magic show. ”

"I want to see ......," Dad said depressedly, "But, you know, in our family, when will the control of the remote control come into my hands?" ”

sighed and said, "In the past few days, I've been accompanying your mother to watch those bloody dramas that she didn't have time to watch before......"

"Do you remember when I went to the imperial capital ten days ago?" Zhou Yan knew his mother's habits, and smiled disapprovingly: "That time, I participated in David Copperfield's Chinese magic debut—and advertised my "Rebirth Planning Supreme", so that the first printing of one million copies sold out in the first day, and another three million copies were printed each. ”

"Hmmm......"

Mom and Dad didn't know anything about royalties, so they just nodded suspiciously.

"My royalty share is 15 percent, and I get about 12 percent of the royalties for each book." Zhou Yan calculated with a smile: "That is to say, according to the more than 6 million words that my book has been written and uploaded, divided by 200,000 words per book, there are more than 30 physical books, and according to the agency price for the bookstore of ten yuan, it is 30 times 10 times 0.12 and then multiplied by 4 million ......."

"Wait......" Mom's eyes lit up when she heard this, she picked up her phone from the coffee table, turned on the calculator function, and began to calculate.

"Ahh

The calculator quickly calculates the result, and mom suddenly lets out a scream!

"Wife!" Dad was startled, and hurriedly hugged Mom and said, "What's the matter?" ”

"Dreaming...... I must be dreaming! The mother breathed a sigh of relief, her eyes widened, and she said, "Son, you hit me......"

"Mom!" Zhou Yan said angrily: "You are my mother, how dare I beat you-or, you let your father beat you?" ”

"Great idea!"

Mom suddenly slapped Dad in the face......

"Ouch!" Dad said depressedly: "It hurts so much-wife, what are you doing here?" ”

"Pain? Pain proves that it is not a dream! Mom suddenly stood up and shouted happily, "We have money!" That's a lot of money...... I'm going to buy a lot of LV bags, a gold necklace with a big thumb, and a house that's so wide and wide! ”

After a sigh, he said, "I still have to go to the SPA every day, and go to the beauty salon every day for beauty ......"

"Wife?" Dad cautiously asked, "Are you okay?" ――What kind of nerves do you have in broad daylight? ”

"I'm not nervous." Mom smiled and laughed and actually shed tears: "You guy is just nervous, your whole family is nervous......"

Indeed, my mother cried with joy.

"Khan!" Dad said depressedly: "My whole family seems to be with you...... It's the same! ”

(Today's code word is in a pretty good state, and it's different when I wake up......

Thanks to the smoker Jiang Shan brothers for the idea of picking up soap in the air...... Acknowledgments - I guess he does this a lot! Ha ha!

Another: Thank you to the smoker Jiang Shan brothers and the ethereal phantom god brothers for the big awards!

Gratitude to the ......

In addition, I immediately went to the 60th birthday banquet of a high school brother and mother of Tete, and I can't thank you more, but I will thank you three more this weekend!

Keep setting the bowls! ）