Chapter Ninety-Seven: Jiang Shan (for the smoker Jiang Shan's brothers)
Kids fighting in groups?
What does that mean?
Zhou Yan flickered in front of him, and suddenly found that the previous few strong men had turned into several kindergarten students, waving various toys or other things in their hands and rushing towards him......
They've become kids, hahaha! Just such a bunch of little kids, how can they be their opponents?
Zhou Yan just wanted to move, and suddenly saw his arm......
"Universal Scene Converter, can you not be so tricky?"
Zhou Yan wants to cry without tears, he is also a thin arm and thin leg, a proper kindergarten student!
What to do?
Zhou Yan wanted to cry, he counted, there were five children on the other side, and they all had weapons in their hands!
Luckily, it's not a knife, it's a slender branch!
Although it was not fatal, Zhou Yan remembered the scene when he was a child and fought with children......
He shuddered involuntarily, almost everyone has a childhood nightmare - in this nightmare, they are usually Nobita, and the other party is a fat tiger!
Zhou Yan obviously remembered some unpleasant scenes when he was a child, and he smiled bitterly: "What do you want to do?" ”
When he spoke, his voice actually became milky!
"What do you think we want to do?" The children on the other side said in unison: "Beat your ......"
Their voices are equally milky......
Although they spoke in a milky voice, their movements were very fierce - several children rushed over, and the alley where they could only connect two people side by side was now able to connect three children at the same time!
Zhou Yan ran away, he understood a truth, even in the case of scene change, he is not absolutely invincible!
For example, now.
"Stop!"
"Don't run!"
"Catch you and make you look good......"
The children in the back yelled arrogantly.
Listening to the gradually approaching footsteps behind, Zhou Yantou didn't dare to reply.
With the help of the Universal Scene Converter, this month has been almost smooth sailing, and I have not encountered any adversity!
The current situation makes him powerless!
The footsteps were getting closer, and he could almost hear the panting of the pursuers behind him......
What to do?
What to do?
……
The imperial capital, in a certain compound.
"This young man named Zhou Yan is very good......," said an old man with a white beard, his voice calm, but invisibly exuding a strong majesty.
"Yes, Grandpa. He's really good. ”
A girl with long hair and waist-length replied respectfully.
"Shan'er, when your ninth uncle reported this matter just now, he mentioned that this young man will study in the Chinese Department of Huaqing University in a month, which happens to be the same major as you." The old man said: "I don't know if it's the same class, when the time comes, you should pay attention to him, if it is valuable, try to win him over." ”
Shan'er nodded, "Yes, grandpa." Jiang Shan understood. ”
"If you can't win him over, don't contradict him...... the old man continued: "You can not only become the top student in the college entrance examination with full marks in all subjects, but also write best-selling books, and even be a calligraphy master who shocks the past and the present!" It's really fun......"
Jiang Shan didn't speak, her pretty face showed a hint of playfulness, and she said in her heart: "Judging from the current situation, this person is indeed very remarkable. However, compared to a genius like me, who has an IQ of 180, he is just a slightly smarter ordinary person...... But after the school starts, I'm going to try to see if this person is my opponent? Hahaha......"
……
Zhou Yan's brain was racing rapidly.
At such a moment, since the universal scene converter is unreliable, you can only rely on yourself.
What to do?
Calm down, be sure to be calm!
Zhou Yan took a deep breath and tried to calm his mood.
The chasing soldiers behind him were getting closer and closer, and although Zhou Yan didn't look back, he knew that as long as he was a little slower, he would be chased!
Now that they have been converted into children, what are the characteristics of children at this age?
Love to eat? Fun?
Right!
That's it!
Zhou Yan suddenly stopped and shouted, "Stop!" ”
"What?" The child who took the lead was stunned: "Boy, even if you shout and cut your throat, no one will come to save you!" ”
This guy was quite funny, probably thinking of the "cut throat" joke, and the other kids laughed.
In their opinion, Zhou Yan is already a turtle in an urn, and he can't play any tricks no matter what!
"A few brothers......" The childhood version of Zhou Yan smiled innocently: "You like to eat candy ......"
"Sugar?" The eldest brother who took the lead was stunned and treated me as a child? was about to scold, but his mouth involuntarily asked, "What sugar?" I like to eat wine chocolate ......"
Another: "I like to eat Chorez......"
"I love OO sugar!"
"Can I drink Wang Tsai milk......
This group of people originally wouldn't be tempted by Zhou Yan's ** eating sugar, but now they began to say these words involuntarily.
Zhou Yan was overjoyed, knowing that this must be the universal scene converter while changing the scene, it also changed the thinking mode of their bodies - since they were converted into children, they would definitely be interested in what children were interested in!
"If you don't hit me, I'll treat everyone to something they like......"
Zhou Yan said with a smile.
"Great!" The person next to the eldest brother who took the lead was the first to jump up happily: "I won't beat you anymore, and I don't know you, why are you beating...... Ouch ......"
It turned out that it was the eldest brother who took the lead and gave him a head on the head: "Stupid! He lied to you...... Look at him, can he get so much money? There are so many things that people want......"
Money?
Zhou Yan was stunned for a moment, and then smiled.
"Everything else is a problem." Zhou Yan said boldly: "Only money is not a problem......
He touched his pocket and really took out a hundred-yuan bill: "With so much money, are you still afraid that you won't be able to eat what you like?" ”
"Give it to me!"
"Give me ......"
Zhou Yan smiled, it seems that whether it is for adults or children, banknotes will always have the power that cannot be refused!
"That's it......" Zhou Yan rolled his eyes and said, "I'm very willing to invite everyone to eat, but he offended me and wanted to beat me just now...... You see......"
Zhou Yan's tone is exactly the same as "Big Flicker".
"Hit him!"
"Beat him!"
"Kick him!"
……
After a while, the boss who took the lead, the person who was knocked unconscious by Zhou Yan and sent to the public security bureau last time, was knocked unconscious to the ground......
"Very good...... Zhou Yan said with a smile: "However, I only have a hundred-yuan bill, who is better for you?" ”
He dragged out his voice and said, "You can't be allowed to fight, who wins to whom?" ”
This sentence is very inducing, this group of children (in fact, they are all the previous gangsters), originally saw money, what so-called brothers, so-called friends, under the money ** vulnerable.
Several people quickly fought......
In a few moments, there were four lying on the ground!
And the last one who could stand up was already bruised and purple from being beaten with a small stick all over his body, almost out of strength......
"Alright." Zhou Yan smiled and put the banknote back in his pocket, applauded and said, "It's really exciting, I'm leaving......"
"Where's the money!"
The remaining man said weakly, "Be careful...... Be careful I beat you up......"
"You didn't say I almost forgot." Zhou Yan smiled and said, "Lie down!" ”
Although he has become the size of a child, but now Zhou Yan has recovered his body, and the rest of the person has almost completely lost a trace of strength.
Zhou Yan walked over and gently swept his legs, and the last kid also fell to the ground.
"No, it's not safe enough." Zhou Yan thought about it, came to the side of a few people, and kicked their heads fiercely, making them completely faint!
"Scene transition, three, two, one."
The space distorted again, Zhou Yan changed back to the size of an adult, and the few people lying on the ground were still unconscious.
"Director He......" Zhou Yan took out his mobile phone and dialed He Jun: "Yes, I'm Zhou Yan." I'm on ** Road now, and the last time I was caught in prison for robbery, today I brought a few brothers to trouble me. I put it down. You see......"
"No problem." He Jun said: "Five minutes, we will be there in five minutes......"
……
"Universal Scene Converter!" Zhou Yan said depressedly: "In the previous scene transition, I had an absolute advantage, why did I ...... this time?"
"I'm not to blame for this." The universal scene converter said: "Scene transformation, everyone who is converted into it is treated equally. Just because you're the host doesn't give you more attributes. If there's only one person on the other side, you can also win with a scenario you're familiar with but doesn't. But today there are five of them...... You know......"
He continued: "When children fight in groups, it is not the one who has a hard fist who wins! -- The same is true in the adult world! ”
Zhou Yan thought about it, but this is really the case.
His mind, at this moment, seemed to have a little more of something! - At least, he knows that in this world, when the weak are strong against the strong, he must be good at using his own advantages to break up the opponent's team, let it kill each other, and finally wait for the work and win with one blow!
"Today is quite meaningful to you." The Magnum Scenario Converter said, "In a fair situation, you learn to outwit, and it will play a big role in your future life." I'm very satisfied......"
After thinking about it, Zhou Yan nodded: "You're right...... It's better to outwit than to outwit, I remember. ”
For a while, Zhou Yan didn't expect that if the universal scene converter converted the scene into the scene of the college entrance examination, with Zhou Yan's current mastery of high school knowledge, he would definitely be able to beat those five people, so why bother to face the threat of being beaten up?
(At the beginning of this chapter, the heroine one appears.) In other words, Brother Jiang Shan, the next chapter will appear with the creativity you provided, thank you!
Bowl arrangement...... )