Chapter 290: The First Unlucky Male Protagonist in History

Soon it was Wu Jiali's turn to officially enter the stage, and the full buttocks not only made Liu Qingyun dumbfounded, but also made many viewers in the audience couldn't help but swallow and spit, it was so plump that it felt like the skirt was going to burst.

And the trio of Lan Jieyuan and the were also drawn out, and the identities and relationships between several people were pointed out.

The trio is already very beautiful, but Lan Jieyuan, who is sitting with the three of them, is even more beautiful, giving people a feeling of being a fairy concubine.

There is a hint of coldness in the innocence, which is really a very heartwarming beauty.

Not only did Liu Qingyun feel obscene, but even the audience couldn't help but light up when they saw a beauty like Lan Jieyuan, and the name of "Beautiful Wutai Mountain" really deserved its name.

Liu Qingyun couldn't help but look dumbfounded, but he was afraid of being seen, so he had to squint his eyes and secretly look at it, and when he was seen, he quickly turned his head. brought out the image of an introverted boy who was young and young, and it also made the audience feel relatable.

A beautiful girl like Lan Jieyuan is indeed the goddess of many men's dreams, but it can only be in a dream, and there is absolutely no emotional intersection in real life.

Lan Jieyuan felt that Liu Qingyun was looking at herself, and naturally felt very unhappy, as if she was being insulted. So she thought of a way to trick Liu Qingyun, and suddenly split her thighs, revealing her little white panties, causing Liu Qingyun to squirt out the rice on the spot.

The audience in the audience was taken aback by Lan Jieying's arrogance, and couldn't help but be amused by Liu Qingyun's embarrassment. It felt very cool for a while.

Liu Qingyun inquired about Lan Jieyuan's identity from his senior brother and knew that she was a member of the dance troupe next door, and she was also a very powerful dancer. is so beautiful and outstanding, much stronger than himself, Liu Qingyun can't help but feel the gap.

Later, the brothers took Liu Qingyun to the girls' locker room of the dance troupe to peep.

A few people peeked around and feasted on the boundless spring colors of the locker room. Although the largest scale is only underwear, the toned bodies of many girls still make the audience excited.

Liu Qingyun and the others were also watching with relish, and suddenly they were suddenly shown by their master Cao Charli and beat them away. Then I stayed and peeped at it.

He only allowed the governor to set fires. The ** appearance of not allowing the people to light the lamp also made the audience laugh when they saw it, on the surface they were serious, but in their bones they were male thieves and female prostitutes.

After the girl changed her clothes and exited. Han Jin and Lan Jieyuan sneaked in for a private meeting.

His identity had already been revealed by the trio during dinner. It is Xiao Kai, the performing arts company to which this dance troupe belongs.

The two of them are just point-to-point. But the bold action still makes people can't help but feel bloody.

This passion play lasted almost two minutes, with postures, movements, and sounds. But there was no dew point shot, Wu Jiali's chest was covered by the open cabinet door, and her bottom was covered by Han Jin.

The two of them leaned on the wardrobe to do it, and the sound of the frame on the top of the wardrobe made the audience also see the blood of the beast boiling.

And the female fans who came to the theater today, although they already knew that there would be ** scenes in Han Jin's play, but when they saw him and Wu Jiali on such a large scale, they couldn't help but scream again and again.

"Ah Jin, your ass is still quite beautiful." Wang Jing suddenly teased.

Although his shirt was not taken off, covering most of his buttocks, it still showed a little bit from time to time when he was exercising, which made people even more itchy after looking at it.

In addition to satisfying men's obscenity, half of this paragraph is for Han Jin's fans.

Han Jin couldn't help but smile and shake his head when he heard Wang Jing ridicule him, remembering that when he was filming this scene, the position he chose was really not easy to do, but this was guided by a master.

This master is Han Jin's teacher Huang Zhan, after knowing that he was going to make a third-level film, Uncle Zhan was very interested, and he couldn't wait to go to the crew every day to watch, and repeatedly gave opinions on ** plays. He was even willing to test it in person, but he was dragged back by Han Jin. He was really worried that the master was too exciting, and if he was not careful, he would have a stroke immediately.

However, Huang Zhan can be called the godfather of Hong Kong's unwritten literature, and once published a "Unwritten Anthology", which has a lot of salty and wet jokes. With the guidance of this godfather of ignorance, ** dramas have indeed filmed a lot of new ideas, such as today's scene, although all the key parts are blocked, but the posture, movements, and voices are still very exciting.

After a ** scene, it was Cao Chari who taught the protagonist the magic of King Kong, and asked the apprentice to chop his body with a kitchen knife and cut off his head, which was completely unharmed, and the protagonist was stunned for a moment, and he willingly paid a tuition fee.

But in fact, those kitchen knives are all props, they are not opened at all, and they are not iron, so even if you look at the body, it is only a red mark at most.

Seeing that the protagonist was so deceived by this unscrupulous master, the audience couldn't help laughing. I can't see through such a simple deception, and my brain is really stupid enough.

Then the dormitory brothers cooked the noodles, and after there were no eggs, Ai Wei Ti yì made the next egg by himself.

"Ah, you're not a hen......" Wu Zhenyu scolded.

Then as soon as the picture was qiē, I saw Ai Wei blocking his lower body with a frying pan, and then quickly masturbating below with his hand.

This look really made the audience feel disgusting and a little funny.

Then the pan was fried on the stove, and it looked really good, and Ai Wei was slumped to the floor with exhaustion.

The two of them fried Jing X with great interest, followed Guan Lijie to buy the rat poison back, and then the three of them made a Jing X egg sandwich together, and put it in a corner of the house to keep the medicine mouse.

Liu Qingyun stupidly stayed in the martial arts hall to clean, and when he came back, he was tired and hungry, and when he saw a sandwich thrown there, he hurriedly took it out, "No one wants this, I'll eat it." ”

"Don't eat it, my baby is inside." The three of them were playing poker. Hearing him ask, he said vaguely.

Liu Qingyun thought he was reluctant, so he opened the sandwich and took a look, "Hey, there are eggs in it!" Then he took a bite and swallowed half of the sandwich.

He himself was ignorant, but the audience knew what the sandwich was all about, and when he saw Liu Qingyun stupidly eating Ai Wei's essence x, he couldn't help but be disgusted and couldn't help but burst into laughter.

Wu Zhenyu, Ai Wei, and Guan Lijie couldn't help but scream in fright when they saw that he really ate the sandwich. Busy let him throw it away.

Liu Qingyun thought everyone was joking. shouted, "Come and get me!" Then he opened the door and ran out.

A group of people hurriedly followed and chased after them!

A few people ran upstairs and downstairs, and Liu Qingyun finally hid in the master's room, wanting to hide for a while. was surprised to see Cao Charli lying on the bed. Work on an inflatable doll.

See him like that. The audience couldn't help but burst into laughter, it was so spoofed.

Liu Qingyun was stunned, just when he didn't know what to say. The door was pushed open by Guan Lijie and a few people, and then he clasped his throat and hit his head again, and he was abused for a while...... In this way, Liu Qingyun also withstood the pressure, and ate the sandwich first, which was really extreme.

The audience couldn't help laughing again when they saw his stupid appearance of sacrificing his life and money.

"I'll give you a lung, this stupid hang~" Someone in the audience scolded loudly from time to time.

Liu Qingyun was angry when he heard this, and he couldn't help but feel a little proud.

When I heard someone scolding me, I was of course very angry. But he also knew that it was his character who was being scolded, not him as a person. If your performance can arouse people's emotional reactions, it means that you have succeeded. The more fierce people scold, doesn't it mean that they are acting well?

So Liu Qingyun now has a feeling of pain and happiness.

Then Liu Qingyun was sent to the hospital for rescue, and the scene was still disgusting and funny.

Then, after coming out of the hospital, he took the bus back.

In the car, Zhou Xingchi and Wu Mengda made their debuts.

Originally, the setting was that Wu Mengda was the boss and Zhou Xingchi was his subordinate, and he would play the salty and wet guy.

However, during filming, Han Jin still made their characters change positions.

Zhou Xingchi is young but he is the boss, and Wu Mengda is a subordinate although he is old, which is not only more funny, but also protects Zhou Xingchi I wisely.

Han Jin doesn't want future generations to say that when recalling Zhou Xingchi, he played a tram idiot in his first play.

Wu Mengda doesn't care too much about the role adjustment, he only cares about whether the money will be enough, but he doesn't care about what he wants to play.

Zhou Xingchi understood the difference between these two roles, and knew that Han Jin was trying to protect himself, and he couldn't help but be very grateful to him.

……

Wu Mengda made a cameo appearance as a tram idiot and harassed the heroine on the bus.

The original work was originally on the subway, but it is not easy to apply for filming on the subway in Hong Kong, so you need to apply many days in advance, and there is no guarantee that it will be approved. Because the Hong Kong subway is too busy, if you want to film, you will have to delay the operation, and they really don't want to cause that trouble.

So for the sake of shooting cost, Han Jin could only choose the bus, but fortunately, he was able to pass it over.

After Wu Mengda was scolded by Zhou Xingchi, Liu Qingyun got on the bus and stood behind the heroine, constantly hitting Lan Jieying's ass as the bus shook.

At the beginning, being secretly touched by Wu Mengda had already made Lan Jieyuan angry, but now seeing that he had become even more violent, she couldn't help but be very angry, and couldn't help but turn around and see Liu Qingyun standing there.

Because of his previous experience of being peeping at him, coupled with his obscene appearance, Lan Jieyuan naturally regarded him as a titanium demon.

"Cool?" She asked.

"Yes." Liu Qingyun had just finished washing her stomach and came out of the hospital, and now she was in a daze, and she didn't understand what she was asking again, so she just vaguely agreed.

"Do you want to be more happy?" Lan Jieyuan asked again.

Seeing her ask this, many people in the audience were a little itchy.

Liu Qingyun thought that she was talking about the experience of gastric lavage, and couldn't help but shake her head.

At this moment, Lan Jieyun grabbed Liu Qingyun's arm, and then slammed his knee into his crotch!

Syllable! The eggs are broken!

Seeing her swift kick, the male audience in the audience couldn't help but chrysanthemum tighten, it was too ruthless.

And Liu Qingyun even jumped twice on the spot while holding his crotch, and then fell directly on the car.

I just came out of the hospital, and I have to be sent back to the hospital immediately.

The X-rays that followed showed Liu Qingyun's strict nature, which was as big as a cow's.

"If the swelling doesn't go down within thirty-eight hours, we can only consider castrating him." The doctor said seriously.

The audience sympathized with him and felt a little funny about him, and everything unlucky happened to him, which was really unlucky.

Later, Lan Jieyuan ran to the hospital to see him, and when she learned that he had no money left, she introduced him to a job and recommended him to work as a handyman in the dance troupe.

In the evening, Liu Qingyun was cleaning up on the side, and Lan Jieyuan was dancing seriously on the side.

Seeing her toned body, beautiful face, and serious appearance, Liu Qingyun couldn't help but be stunned, and her admiration for Lan Jieying was getting deeper and deeper, and she couldn't extricate herself from the deep roots.

Lan Jieyuan herself doesn't know how to dance modern dance, so in order to shoot this scene, she specially invited a stand-in to come over.

A large number of back shots, and close-up shots of the face, and the transfer of flowers and trees, made Lan Jieyuan a master of dancing all of a sudden. (To be continued!)

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