Chapter 291: The Funniest Movie in History

Cao Chali's master and apprentice knew that Liu Qingyun had received a chores job from the dance troupe and would stay in the dance troupe at night to do cleaning and hygiene, so he couldn't help but ask him to put a few of his own people in to practice martial arts.

Because their martial arts hall is dirty, old and dilapidated, compared to the huge dance practice room of the dance troupe, it can definitely be described as luxurious.

Liu Qingyun couldn't bear it, so he had to let them in.

Just when they were practicing, they were caught by Huang Yunshi, the teacher of the dance troupe, and wanted to call the police to arrest them. But when she saw Cao Chari performing "The Golden Gun", she couldn't help but be emotional.

, seeing Cao Charli's appearance, I couldn't help but arouse her fire.

Of course, this process is also hilarious, whether it is Cao Charli's performance of the golden gun, it makes the audience laugh.

The two quickly hook up and allow them to practice in the dance troupe.

When I saw many beautiful women dancing together in tights, the plump buttocks, smooth abdomen, and firm breasts really feasted the eyes of these perverts.

And Wu Jiali, who has the busiest figure, performed difficult actions such as a word horse and pressing a wooden board on her chest, and she couldn't help drooling when she saw her deep career line.

Then everyone made an appointment to dance in the dance hall, Liu Qingyun originally wanted to seize the opportunity to confess to Lan Jie in the name of drunkenness, but was disturbed by Han Jin.

The people in the dance troupe were happy to slap him, and when they saw that he was also dancing here, they hurriedly dragged him to their seats.

Han Jin then appeared Lan Jieyuan, a beautiful woman, and couldn't help but light up his eyes. We talked to her.

And the trio and the ** silk trio also saw the right eye, and made friends one-on-one, leaving only Liu Qingyun alone and widowed, and he was falsely accused by Zhou Xingchi when he went to the toilet, and tricked him into drinking a bottle of sobering medicine, and he was asked to pay 1,000 Hong Kong dollars.

Liu Qingyun spent all his money, how could he still have money to pay the bill, and in the end, it was Han Jin who paid to help him solve the siege.

Compared with Liu Qingyun, who is poor and short, Han Jin, a rich and handsome man, is really cute. Lan Jieyuan couldn't help but be moved.

Han Jin offered to drive her home. Lan Jieyuan hesitated for a moment, then agreed, so that Liu Qingyun lost the opportunity to confess.

Charlie Cao and Huang Yunshi, the trio and the trio also offered their farewells. Only Liu Qingyun was left alone.

The trio and the trio each pair up to open a room in the hotel.

A couple of men want to do it. Women don't want to do it; A couple of women want to do it. Men don't want to do it; There is also a pair that is even more bizarre, the man wants to do it, and the woman also wants to do it. But the menstrual period came......

The three pairs of wild mandarin ducks have different opening experiences, and they are naturally full of jokes, which makes the audience really burst into laughter.

The so-called meat jokes are very easy to make people laugh. Although the scale of these three paragraphs is only to reveal **, they are fragrant and funny, which makes the audience really laugh all the time.

However, the three sluts' journey to break the place was ultimately declared a failure, and none of them succeeded, which couldn't help but disappoint them greatly, and decided to find a chance to start over next time.

And Lan Jie's return in Han Jin's car was also known to Wu Jiali.

Because she was angry that Lan Jieyuan pried her boyfriend, she came over to Xingshi to ask for the guilt and slapped the heroine.

From Wu Jiali's scolding words, it can be known that Lan Jieyuan has no father, only a mother.

When Lan Jieyuan heard her insulting her mother, she couldn't help but step forward and slapped Wu Jiali as well.

The two women slapped each other, making Liu Qingyun, who was cleaning on the side, dumbfounded.

After Wu Jiali left, Lan Jieyuan cried bitterly.

It's just that Liu Qingyun didn't know how to coax the girl, so he had to bring a basin of water and perform the breath-holding kung fu he had learned to make her laugh.

But when he raised his head from the wooden basin, he was surprised to see that Han Jin was hugging Lan Jieyuan tightly, so that he could only wet his head and was stunned there.

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The slut trio's trip to the place failed, and they decided to recreate the opportunity, so they specially opened a sorority party to invite girls to play. Secretly, I secretly bought aphrodisiacs and prepared to put them in the girl's drink.

It was said that the medicinal properties were so strong, so I only used a little bit of it, and most of it was left on the windowsill.

After the girls came to play, everyone danced and ate together, Huang Yunshi and Cao Charli, the two adulterers and adulteresses, also had a lot of fun, but the appearance of ** also made everyone a little disgusted.

The secretly threw the aphrodisiac into the girl's drink, and originally wanted to invite the trio to drink, but when she picked up the cup and was about to drink it, she suddenly ran to the bathroom with a stomachache.

As a result, Huang Yunshi didn't know what to do, and when she saw a cup of Coke on the table, she picked it up and drank it directly.

When the trio saw it, they were all dumbfounded.

Just when everyone was having a sorority downstairs, Zhou Xingchi and Wu Mengda, the two thieves, sneaked into the house to steal things.

As a result, before the things were stolen, Wu Mengda found the yellow video tape hidden by the, and quickly turned on the video recorder to look at it.

Zhou Xingchi and Wu Mengda were looking at it, and at this moment, they heard the sound of someone opening the door. Frightened, the two hurriedly climbed the window and turned over to the balcony to the next room.

It was Liu Qingyun who came back, and he didn't go to the sorority.

Because although Lan Jieyuan will also come today, but there is Han Jin by her side, Liu Qingyun couldn't help but feel sad when she saw their sweet appearance outside the door, so she went back upstairs to rest in advance.

When he saw the bottle of aphrodisiac printed with English characters on the bed, he happened to be thirsty, so he picked it up and drank it directly.

Just finished drinking, at this time, Han Jin and Lan Jieyuan also slipped up and opened a room, which happened to be the room next to Liu Qingyun.

And Huang Yunshi, who drank the aphrodisiac by mistake, also went upstairs with Cao Charli at this moment and came to Cao Charli's room.

Zhou Xingchi and Wu Mengda had just climbed the window, and they didn't expect that someone was coming again after they had just hidden. I couldn't help but quickly hide in the closet.

Later, through the gap in the wardrobe, I saw Han Jin and Lan Jieyuan lying on the bed together, kissing and taking off their clothes......

Although there is no direct camera capture, the underwear and underwear are flying around, and the sound of moaning still makes people can't help but have their blood pumping.

Zhou Xingchi and Wu Mengda watched a small movie just now, and this time they watched the Living Spring Palace, which really made them excited again.

And Liu Qingyun next door had just drunk a powerful aphrodisiac, and now he faintly heard the enchanting arsenic moan, and he couldn't help but get excited immediately.

Huang Yunshi and Cao Charlie are also next door to them. The arsenic moans were heard. Coupled with the effect of the aphrodisiac she drank just now, even Huang Yunshi couldn't help but get excited.

When the audience saw this, they couldn't help but be very excited, and there was a pleasure close to voyeurism.

After Han Jin and Lan Jieyuan finished. Between warm storage. Just then, his pager rang. When he opened it, he couldn't help but change his face, and then found an excuse to leave.

It turned out that it was Wu Jiali who was paged him. wanted to get back together with him, but was rejected by Han Jin, and said that what he likes now is Lan Jieyuan, which makes Wu Jiali very disappointed.

Lan Jieyuan stayed in the room, but she couldn't help but feel a little thirsty, thinking that there was a water heater for guests at the staircase, she hurriedly took a cup to catch the water.

Seeing her wearing a men's shirt and running bare-legged on the screen is really sexy, and the audience below can't help but have their blood pounding.

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Zhou Xingchi and Wu Mengda took the opportunity to come out of the stuffy closet, and then hurriedly climbed the window to escape.

And at this moment, Huang Yunshi and Cao Charlie couldn't help but start doing it, Huang Yunshi herself is playing an old virgin, plus there is an aphrodisiac effect at this moment, once the fire burns, it is really like the Yellow River bursting its embankment, and it is out of control. Although Cao Charlie was a little anxious, he couldn't help but feel unbearable in the face of Huang Yunshi.

Seeing Huang Yunshi bow to Cao Charlie's overlord, the audience couldn't help but burst into laughter, and they really admired this idea.

There have always been many men who rape women, when did it change to women raping men?! However, although this plot is a little absurd, because the screenwriter lays it out very reasonably, it doesn't feel abrupt at all, but it makes people feel ridiculous.

When filming this scene, Huang Yunshi was very resistant. Although she is not a big star, she is also a person who wants to be faced. Let her wear underwear to play the scene of raping a man, it is really a little difficult to pass the psychological level.

In the end, after negotiation, she still took the means of borrowing the position and found a stand-in to replace her. Change the stand-in when you shoot the body, and change her when you shoot the head.

But even so, after filming this scene, Huang Yunshi was very unhappy with the crew, and she didn't even come to this screening.

But seeing the reaction of the audience today, I am obviously very satisfied with this bridge.

Cao Charli originally wanted to do it with Huang Yunshi, but just as he was trying his best to moan, Zhou Xingchi and Wu Mengda suddenly appeared outside the window.

After these two people climbed out of the window, they climbed along the balcony to this side, and when they saw Huang Yunshi and Cao Charli going to bed, they couldn't help but peep again.

Counting it, this is the third time they can't see it today, and it can be described as a rather sad thief.

When Cao Charlie saw someone peeping, he immediately felt very embarrassed, and was about to remind Huang Yunshi of this. But as soon as he opened his mouth, he was stunned by her direct slap. Because Huang Yunshi is on the rise, she doesn't want anything to disturb her.

Cao Chari had no choice but to enjoy it again. It's arsenic moaning and clutching the sheets, which is really quite funny.

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Lan Jieyuan ran out to fetch water, and when she received the water, she wanted to go back to the house, but she forgot to bring the key.

At this moment, there happened to be a guest coming upstairs, Lan Jieyuan was only wearing a shirt now, and when she was seen, she would leak out of the spring, so in a hurry, she had to twist the door locks one by one, hoping to bump into a room that was not locked.

Just at the last moment, seeing that the guests were about to come up, she suddenly unscrewed the door of Liu Qingyun's room, and then quickly broke in.

But when she saw that inside the house, Liu Qingyun was watching a small movie handjob, and Lan Jieyuan couldn't help but be stunned.

Liu Qingyun had just drunk a large bottle of powerful aphrodisiac, and listened to the Living Spring Palace again, and it was also the time when the fire was burning, when he suddenly saw Lan Jieyuan breaking in, he couldn't help but be startled, and couldn't help but shiver and ejaculate.

Seeing this, the audience in the audience was really about to burst into laughter, and it felt like they had never seen such a funny movie.

This protagonist is so unlucky, doing this kind of thing, he will even let the girl he has a crush on, can there be more unlucky than him in this world?!

Just when the audience thought that there could be no more unlucky person than him in this world, Liu Qingyun's next encounter once again told everyone that there is no most unlucky, only more unlucky.

Entrusted by Lan Jieyuan, Liu Qingyun climbed the window to get her clothes in the next room, and as soon as he climbed out of the window, he saw Zhou Xingchi and Wu Mengda standing on the balcony, which immediately startled him and Zhou Xingchi.

After the comparison, Liu Qingyun came to the balcony over there with help.

But the rope that tied his pants was hooked on the wall and was directly broken, causing his pants to fall directly.

Because of the powerful aphrodisiac, his little brother was still excited, and he pushed his panties high.

When the audience saw this, they stopped laughing just now, and now they couldn't help but burst into laughter.

This protagonist is so unlucky! (To be continued!)

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