370 How many men lie under this question?
"It's really strange that you would call me out and go shopping with you." Walking on the streets of the city center, Zhou Lu chuckled and walked side by side with him, shaking the pair of girls walking together with double ponytails, Mo Yan rolled his eyes at this ridiculous remark and gave him a look, and said: "Winter is coming, I have fewer winter clothes, so I asked you to accompany me to buy it, and by the way, you can also help me bargain." β
"It turns out that you asked me to come and go shopping with you to buy clothes, just to ask me to help you bargain." Although these words seemed full of complaints, there was no element of complaint in Zhou Lu's tone, and then he pointed to the largest clothing market in the city center and said: "Call me which clothes you like, and I will try my best to help you bargain." β
Mo Yan buys things in the kind of type where she pays as much as you say, as long as the lion doesn't raise the price too much, generally speaking, she won't say anything and pay directly to buy it, and this kind of behavior will often lead to being cheated by the shopkeeper who sells clothes.
If the purchase price of clothing is 80 yuan, the shopkeeper sells it for 100 yuan, then it is considered profitable, for a clothing store that is in business, such a price is not a cheat, but if it is a clothing with a purchase price of 50 yuan, and the shopkeeper sells it at a price of 200 yuan, it is already at the level of a profiteer, and the buyer who bought the clothes is a typical wronged leader, and Mo Yan, who does not want to be a wronged leader, naturally invited Zhou Lu to help negotiate the price.
In fact, she can also use the hypnosis technique of the heart to make the shopkeeper give her clothes for nothing, but she always feels that this kind of behavior is more annoying than that of profiteers, and this kind of approach, which is more gentle than robbery, made Mo Yan automatically ignore it, so after thinking about it, when she got up this morning, she called Zhou Lu and asked him to wait for him at the station.
Mo Yan buys clothes very quickly, she doesn't decide whether to buy a dress after looking at it for a long time, and the most important thing is her first impression of clothes. If she likes that dress, she will buy it directly, she won't look at that dress and touch it, but the result of hesitating for a long time is that she doesn't buy two clothes and goes to the next store to see it, many boys are just because they can't stand the fact that their girlfriends have to buy a dress for an hour or two, so they don't want to go out shopping with them.
In terms of winter clothes, Mo Yan didn't need to buy much, so he bought a few warm cotton clothes and skirts. Then at two o'clock in the afternoon, the two who felt a little hungry decided to go to KFC, which they rarely go to, to supplement their nutrition, Mo Yan liked the food here, and Zhou Lu didn't like this kind of fried food too much, as for the prejudice, there was no prejudice.
Mo Yan doesn't hate KFC, but she definitely doesn't eat it frequently, in her opinion, this kind of food can be eaten once every two or three months on average, if you eat too much, you will be satisfied, but it will also bring a hidden burden to the body.
"Speaking of which...... It's been a long time since we last went shopping together. I still remember the prank that hateful bear kid played very clearly. The heating in the KFC made Mo Yan let out a comfortable sigh, and then looked at Zhou Lu who came in with her, her face became worse, and she seemed to want the memory of the last time her right hand and the other party's left hand were glued together.
"Bear child? Oh that. Zhou Lu's eyes shifted and he seemed to remember the incident, and then he said to Mo Yan as if he was joking: "Do you want me to feed you with my right hand again this time?" β
"Don't want it!" The memory of feeding PLAY once was enough Mo Yan blushed when she thought about it, and once again she felt that her tolerance was not enough, she wrinkled her nose and pouted at Zhou Lu and said unhappily, and then began to find a place to sit up, and finally chose a position near the glass where the two of them could sit facing each other.
Keep the shopping bag with your clothes close to your feet. Mo Yan sat on a chair and waited for Zhou Lu to go to the front desk to order and bring things over, when an unexpected figure appeared in her sight. I saw a very cute little Zhengtai sitting directly on the chair opposite, beckoning to Mo Yan with a cheerful smile on his face, and said happily: "We met the big sister again, what about the big brother, didn't he come with you?" β
"Ahh It's you bear kid! "Mo Yan can forget anyone if she wants to, but the Zhengtai in front of her is something she definitely doesn't want to forget! The right hand raised and pointed at the little Shota strongly. Unexpectedly, they met immediately after reminiscing, and then Mo Yan seemed to remember something very important, his expression changed drastically, and he quickly put his hands into his jacket pockets.
That's right, the little Zhengtai who appeared in front of him is the bear child who used some unknown super glue to glue Mo Yan and Zhou Lu's hands together, although he really wanted to learn from Xiaoxin's mother when she punished Xiaoxin in "Crayon Xiaoxin". Writhing on the bear child's temples with both hands, but Mo Yan dispelled this idea in order to avoid unnecessary trouble, if the other party's parents were also nearby, they would definitely come to blame themselves when they saw this scene.
Never lose your temper with the bear child, because no matter how angry they do to make you angry, no matter how angry you are in your heart, you should never do it, because adults will always be on the side of the bear child and will not help you, for this truth Mo Yan kept in mind, so ...... She has to endure!
"Ah...... You little ghost, we just talked about you, and we didn't expect to meet so soon. For Mo Yan's excited feelings, Zhou Lu was much more calm, and when he came back with a tray of food, he greeted him in a flat tone after seeing this bear child.
"Oh~ Big brother, you are really here, you and this sister really seem to be lovers~!" Saying the words that made Mo Yan's face ruddy, the bear child hurriedly got down from the chair and asked Zhou Yan to sit down, and then he didn't know why he looked excited.
"Are all the imps so precocious now?" After eating some French fries and drinking a sip of Coke, Mo Yan squinted at the bear child and said suspiciously, and then Zhou Lu followed up and replied: "Almost, in this era of computer popularization, many children know a lot of things in elementary school, and they often do some unbelievable things, such as using the computer to search, entering 'anti-aircraft guns' into 'high-definition guns' and other behaviors." β
said something that Mo Yan and the bear child couldn't understand, and then Mo Yan recalled that when he was in elementary school in the past, many classmates were embarrassed just by having a little physical contact with the opposite sex, and the act of holding hands was probably the limit, as for KISS...... This is already a difficult act like bungee jumping.
"Since it's a rare date time for the big sister and the big brother, then I won't bother you, goodbye~" Looking at the back of the leaving bear child, Mo Yan shouted unhappily: "Don't talk nonsense about you bear child......"
"Rare sister, don't you like this brother?" After the bear child turned around and asked this question with a true face in the open air, Mo Yan suddenly felt speechless for some reason, and his small mouth opened and closed and he didn't know how to answer the bear child's question, seriously...... In terms of likes and dislikes, Mo Yan couldn't give a positive answer, because she didn't hate being with Zhou Lu if she really wanted to talk about it.
"It seems that sister, you are very confused, but I can see that you don't hate this handsome big brother~" After leaving this sentence that made Mo Yan feel a little embarrassed, the bear child left, turned around and looked at Zhou Lu, but found that this guy didn't seem to hear what the two were chatting, and ate the hamburger in his hand calmly.
"I'll ask you a question." Mo Yan's words made Zhou Lu swallow the hamburger in his mouth, and nodded to her with a 'you ask' expression, seeing this, Mo Yan said directly: "I said if, I mean if, if your mother is still alive in this world, and you and I are husband and wife, but if one day she and I fall into the river, neither of us can swim, and you can only swim alone, who will you save?" β
Okay, I don't know which era and which person came up with the old-fashioned question out of boredom, but this is this question Mo Yan believes that it has stumped many male compatriots, but this question doesn't seem to work for Zhou Lu, he looked very calm after listening to it, and then he quickly solved the hamburger in his hand and wiped his mouth with a tissue.
"Well, I'm not going to say anything 'no if' that seems hypocritical, and I want you to answer a question before answering this question, and your answer to this question is also related to my answer to this question, please listen carefully." Regarding Zhou Lu's words, Mo Yan spread his hands to him with an expression of 'but it doesn't hurt to say'.
"On the premise that my mother is still alive and I and you are husband and wife, then if your father is still alive and my current job is not a policeman, if one day I go to prostitution with him and am arrested by the police and taken to the detention center, and the money you carry is only enough to ransom one of us, who will you use that money to ransom?" The tone was very calm, so calm that after Mo Yan heard it, he only felt that countless grass and mud horses were galloping past in his heart.
"I've got a wipe!" Zhou Lu asked this question so that Mo Yan was speechless, and he looked at him with a calm look in his eyes in a daze, Mo Yan simply didn't say anything and buried his head in eating, and Zhou Lu didn't answer the question that made countless men feel stomach aches.
Mo Yan and Zhou Lu both raised their heads and glanced at each other at this time, and they all let out a chuckle, and the two of them suddenly felt that their respective actions were so naΓ―ve, because if they really liked each other, they would never ask such a question that made it difficult for each other to choose.
Mo Yan, who returned home at half past seven in the evening, took out the clothes in the shopping bag and hung them in the closet, and then she was about to take a bath without recovering her original body, and her mind flashed when Zhou Lu's face flashed...... Suddenly, the whole heart felt as if it was being clenched by someone's hand, and the pain without any warning made Mo Yan can't help but kneel on one knee and cover his chest with an uncomfortable look.
"It's ...... What's going on!? Mo Yan, who encountered this situation for the first time, clutched his chest and gritted his teeth and stood up.
Kohiro end PS: About that question...... Please also ask all readers who have girlfriends, don't ask this question before you find out your girlfriend's personality, this is for your own good! (To be continued......)