If you want to ask what to do on Chinese New Year's Eve, it is, of course, to sit on the sofa in the living room with your family after dinner and watch "Spring Festival Gala", which is already an indispensable thing for the older generation every year, in the past when computers were not fully popularized, sketch entertainment is a very good program for many post-90s students, and the slightly exaggerated funny behavior and words in it often make people laugh.

By the way, Mo Yan's favorite sketch actors are the duo of Zhu Shimao and Chen Peisi, and this night she spent it with Lan Liuge's family, and after eating hot pot Chinese New Year's Eve with everyone, she sat on the sofa in the living room to watch "Spring Festival Gala", and covered her mouth and laughed when she saw the funny place in the sketch.

"It's getting late, it's time for me to leave." Raising his right hand and looking at the time displayed in the watch, it was already half past eleven o'clock in the night, Zhou Lu got up from the sofa and said to everyone, he will not stay here for one night tonight, there are only two rooms here, Mo Yan and Wu Yayin sleep together, Feng Buyu and Lan Liuge sleep together, he didn't want to sleep on the sofa in the living room He chose to go home.

No one said anything about his decision, after he got up, everyone waved their right hands to see him off while saying 'goodbye', and not long after Zhou Lu left, Wu Yayin also got up from the sofa and said, "I'm a little tired, go take a bath and sleep first, you can watch slowly." ”

After saying this, Wu Yayin returned to the room and took the loose clothes for sleeping and walked to the bathroom, during which she also put a set of pajamas on the washing machine in front of the bathroom, and shouted to Mo Yan in the living room: "Mo Yan, I will put your clothes on the washing machine, remember to bring them in and change them when you take a bath." ”

"That's right~ Xiao Mo." Hearing Lan Liuge call herself by the nickname she usually goes to, Mo Yan looked at her suspiciously while drinking orange juice, only to see Lan Liuge stretch out his left hand and put it on his shoulder. Asked the question that almost made Mo Yan squirt out a mouthful of orange juice and paste her face: "What kind of Cheng have you and Ah Lu developed to, A or B?" Could it be that it has developed to C? ”

"Nope! I don't know! Mo Yan, whose face was embarrassed, frowned and shouted loudly, and then turned his head as if he didn't want to answer, when Feng Buyu suddenly stepped forward and said, "If the relationship has not been confirmed, then you have to do your best to act." In the police force, the guy who killed Zhou was very popular with women, and it is said that even the police flowers in the team were a little obsessed with her signs. ”

"Who likes him and what does it matter to me? Can you two put away this gossip? As if to suppress himself, Mo Yan drank all the orange juice in the teacup in one gulp, but ...... I feel so concerned inexplicably! So under the ghost envoy god, Mo Yan asked Feng Buyu: "What kind of guy was Zhou Lu before?" ”

"He...... That's a guy who is worshiped by countless people as an idol in the police force, and when I haven't quit this job, this guy gives me the feeling that he is unruly, when he first joined the police force for training, the instructor heard that Zhou Lu was introduced by someone, and he thought that this guy was just the kind of guy who wanted to come to the police force to 'gild' the second generation of the son. ”

"It is said that this kind of person is the most annoying to the instructor. So on the first day, in order to get off the horse and to erect prestige in our hearts, I wanted to use Zhou Lu to demonstrate, in the spirit of 'killing chickens to monkeys' instructor who knew that he had encountered an iron plate, Zhou Lu who had just entered the police force at that time did not give people such a sense of gentleness as now, at that time he didn't know what he was doing before entering the police force, in short, he was almost beast-like instinctive vigilance for everyone, and then the instructor was said to have been sent to the hospital for three days under Zhou Lu's chaotic fist. ”

"Uh...... Understandably, when I first met him. He was almost going to fight me. Mo Yan believed that if he hadn't met him in women's clothes at that time, Zhou Lu would definitely use a knife to make a hole in his body. Looking back, Zhou Lu at that time was like a sleeping beast, as soon as there was any wind and grass around him, he would immediately open his eyes.

"Huh? No, he shouldn't be so strict and violent now, right? Hearing Mo Yan say that he was almost killed by Zhou, Feng Buyu was stunned and subconsciously said, and then Mo Yan did not hide it at all, and told him a little bit about the first time he met him in the land temple halfway up the mountain in his hometown.

"Uh...... This is probably the so-called fate. "They met again after a gap of ten years, and they also recognized each other. Feng Buyu felt that he couldn't find other words to summarize it except fate, and then he showed a look of memory on his face, and continued to talk about the black history of Zhou Killing's past in the police force.

"I remember one time when I was arresting a robber with a gun, and the robber shot and killed several passers-by, including a pregnant woman who was five months pregnant. At that time, Zhou Lu first caught up with the robber, and then he couldn't help but pull out the throwing stick from his body and directly abolish the robber's hands and feet. Later, under the other party's cry for mercy, he punched him out of the concussion, and later the robber survived after being treated, but he had to spend the rest of his life in bed. ”

"This is the first time Zhou Lu has participated in the arrest operation, and after this incident, the high-ranking members of the police force strictly forbade him to go out, but even so, he still caused trouble, I remember...... It was a very rich second generation who drove an old man to death, but unfortunately there was no surveillance camera on that section of the road at that time, and the passers-by who saw the car accident also let the rich second generation buy it with money, and finally the rich second generation who was supposed to be in prison for a few years was acquitted. ”

"I always thought that this kind of thing would only appear in urban Aotianliu novels, but I didn't expect that the real world really existed!" Mo Yan's words made Feng Buyu's rare face blush, it seemed that he felt that this matter was a little disgraceful, and after pretending to cough, he continued: "It's a pity that the dead old man happened to live in the room opposite the door of Zhou Lu, maybe the relationship between these two people is usually very good, so after Zhou Lu set out at night...... The next day, the rich second generation was found tragically dead in the room. ”

"Wow......" Actually, Mo Yan wanted to say that she was so handsome, but after thinking about it, she thought it was better to forget it, at this time, Wu Yayin just finished taking a bath and walked out of the bathroom with a towel to wipe her hair, seeing this, Mo Yan also got up and took the pajamas that Wu Yayin prepared for herself on the washing machine and entered the bathroom.

"Your hair quality is really good~ Mo Yan." After taking a shower, Mo Yan sat down on a stool in front of the dresser in Wu Yayin's room, and Wu Yayin stood behind her and used a hair dryer to help her dry the moisture in her hair.

"Eh, that's right~ Sue sù Mo Yan An interesting thing about you, because this matter is a bit unbelievable, so you may find it hard to believe it, that is, I exchanged bodies with Chu Xuan some time ago and lived for three days~!" Obviously, the body was exchanged to become a man, but for some reason, Wu Yayin's tone seemed very cheerful, which made the corners of Mo Yan's mouth twitch.

"That guy Chu Xuan is really a little arrogant, I originally wanted to try what the taste of my own body was, but that guy Chu Xuan refused to come with me, he didn't know how to grasp the good opportunity, he was really a man who didn't understand amorous feelings."

"No, no, no! I think that's how most men are! Defending Chu Xuan like this in his heart, Mo Yan let out a dry laugh and whispered 'probably' to answer, at this time, Wu Yayin, who was drying Mo Yan's hair, turned off the power of the hair dryer in his hand, and then showed an aggressive look like 'the big bad wolf looks at the little sheep', hugged Mo Yan's excessively slender waist, and said cheerfully: "So...... Now the two of us are going to sleep~! ”

Under the cheers, Wu Yayin hugged Mo Yan's waist and fell backwards under the screams of the other party, and then Wu Yayin opened the quilt and wrapped the two of them together, rubbed his face against the pair of small steamed buns on his chest, showed a foolish smile, and said: "I've felt it since before, Mo Yan, your body is really fragrant, I'm rubbing~"

"I said don't you mess around, okay? And it's so itchy there. Mo Yan, who was accustomed to Wu Yayin's usual off-line behavior, did not stop her foolish behavior, allowing the other party to rub on his body and hugging his waist and closing his eyes, while Mo Yan stroked Wu Yayin's hair and also closed his eyes and fell asleep. (To be continued......)