What happened to zongzi? It's just that the strength is a little bigger, and I don't know the pain. Li Mantun patted his chest and said, "In case the rich man is a zongzi, wrap it on me." I'm in charge of fighting. "The cultivators of the Jindan period have nothing to fear him in this world.

Zhang Qiusheng nailed iron nails on the bluestone slab: "We said that we will give the zongzi to you." Also, we are all laymen, and we don't know how to classify zongzi. Anyway, let's put it this way, as long as it can stand up, the dead body will be yours to fight. Don't be lean at that time. ”

The more Zhang Qiusheng said this, the more it showed that the tomb robbery was true. Li Mantun patted his chest again: "It's not bad." It's not bad to fight with the living, let alone with the dead. ”

Buy more braised vegetables, two bottles of wine, and two bottles of water. Zhang Qiusheng said: "We don't know how deep the bucket is and how many man-hours it will take, so we must be prepared for eating and drinking." ”

Li Mantun and Sun Buwu both nodded in approval. Based on fighting a protracted war, grain and grass must be well prepared. Lao Zhang, this kid is probably not deceiving people this time, otherwise he would not have considered it so carefully. The money for grain and grass was paid by Sun Buwu. He will treat him if he says yes, and since he has a treat, then please him to the end.

Four people drove three cars, and they came to the village in a hurry. Gao Shan Han was in front, and the other three were in the back and headed towards the village.

Not long after entering the village, Li Mantun and Sun Buwu found out that they had been deceived. Nima, Lao Zhang, this kid is really not like talking, he actually tricked us into coming to guard the spirit.

The dignified Jindan period cultivator is a real person, guarding the soul of such a bad old man? Those who cannot do this thing, and who cannot throw it away. Li and Sun turned around and left. There is a question that caught the attention of the two, what about Zhang Qiusheng?

No matter, let's go back. However, Lao Zhang's deceptive tricks have escalated again, and they are simply unguardable.

Outside the village, Zhang Qiusheng sat on the head of his pickup truck. Sun Buwu's Cheruoji and Li Mantun's crown hoods were opened, and the spark plugs and engine belts inside were removed.

Zhang Qiusheng said with a smile: "This is to prevent you from escaping." However, you can walk back or fly back. I know this is hard for you. When I do this, I just mean that I have worked hard, and you will not listen. ”

Li Mantun and Sun Buwu really wanted to fly back. was choked by Zhang Qiusheng's words. If you really want to fly, Zhang Qiusheng will definitely say, if you have a mouth, I will know what you are going to pull.

We don't fly, see what you can do. Zhang Qiusheng smiled even more: "You can't drive, you don't go, and you don't fly." I can't figure out what you can do that night. Is it just standing? ”

I'll pitch my tent and sleep here tonight. What's the matter, isn't it? Zhang Qiusheng nodded and said, "Okay, of course it's okay to set up a tent." Later, I'll lure the corpse here for you to fight. You are the main force, and you should be waited for. ”

What, what, deceitful corpses, where did deceitful corpses come from? If there is a corpse, then you really can't just walk away. Although Xuanmen Masamune does not engage in these trades, he must take care of it when he encounters it. Otherwise, if you lose your virtue, it will also be said that you have escaped from the battle and will suffer great contempt.

Li Mantun asked suspiciously: "Are you talking about the family that Lao Gao went, and that dead body will cheat?" How did you expect it to be so accurate, knowing that it was going to be deceitful? ”

It had already been scam once yesterday. The strangest thing is that you should know that dead bodies are usually only cheated once. The breath left in the body is gone, and there is no way to cheat it anymore. But this dead body is very strange, and after it has been tricked, it touches the funeral bed and lies down. It's here, so it's very likely to cheat tonight.

There's one more oddity. Generally, the corpse is deceived by cats and dogs that cause static electricity, but this dead corpse does not have these, and it gets up on its own. That's why I invite you two Jindan masters to come. You are well-informed, you are strong in martial arts, and you are the backbone of the broad masses of the people.

It's useless to talk too much about it. Saying a thousand ways and ten thousand, for authentic cultivators, there is nothing to fear from cheating corpses. At best, it's similar to zombies and zongzi, but it's just a little more powerful and I don't know the pain.

Sun Buwu still doesn't understand a little, Gao Shanhan's martial arts are not bad, why can't he beat a fraudulent corpse, and he is still afraid of being like that?

Li Mantun sighed and said, "There are rules for the line. In their work, unless they endanger their lives, they are not allowed to insult the corpse, nor are they allowed to clash with the bereaved family. Gao Shan Han is a person who is somewhere between a god stick and a cultivator. Now there are many simple magic sticks, and they should be beaten and scolded.

Takayama has scruples, so he is afraid. If you're scared, of course, you can't beat it. He was afraid that he would run out of the corpse, and the villagers would suffer. ”

After all, Li Mantun is a disciple of the authentic Xiuzhen family. I still know a lot about this. He also knew why Zhang Qiusheng lied to them. Ming said that he could not come. If he doesn't come, no matter what hurtful things he does, it has nothing to do with him. Since he came, he couldn't go, the truth has already been said before.

The three of them returned to the village. The village was deserted. The doors and windows of every house are closed. There is not a single pedestrian on the village road. The sound of leather drums and copper cymbals came from the direction of the deceased's house, mixed with soul-attracting bells, which made the village look particularly eerie.

Passing by a small shop in the village, Zhang Qiusheng stepped forward and knocked on the door. The boss opened the door a little to see how many young people were standing in the doorway, and asked, "Shopping?" ”

Yes, we wanted to buy a few packs of cigarettes, and Zhang Qiusheng asked, "Is there any Chinese cigarette?" ”

No, the best one is Yuxi. The boss is very honest: "How can a countryman afford to smoke China?" Yuxi is hard to sell. ”

One person bought two packs of Yuxi. The boss is happy that the hard-to-sell goods can sell six packs at a time. Then he said to the three young men, "Go away, don't stay in the village." ”

No, no, we're here to see the corpse. The boss was in a hurry: "What's so nice about swindling corpses?" The old man was vicious in life, and even more terrible after death. Hurry up, I'm doing this for your good. ”

I just asked, Zhang Qiusheng said: "What about your village chief, doesn't he care?" You can report it to the police station! ”

Chief? The dead old man's family has three sons and five grandchildren, all of whom are fierce and domineering, and no one in the village dares to care. The village chief reported to the police station. The police station ignored it, they didn't believe it at all, saying that it was feudal superstition.

Three people came to the deceased's house. This time the ritual has been completed. Takayama is smoking. The gentleman and his apprentice were having dinner with three middle-aged men.

Zhang Qiusheng looked around, but did not look at the spiritual bed in the hall. It's just an old man, not much to watch. It is said that he looked vicious before he died, and he was afraid that he would be even more ugly after death. If it's a beauty, I'd like to open it and take a look.

Li Mantun stretched out his head to look at the wine and food on the table, and said, "Rub, the funeral people eat this?" And this wine, why does it smell like a choking nose? ”

The three middle-aged men were furious. Who is it? Get lost!

Why should I get out? Funerals are for people to see, and the whole country is like this, is your family particularly weird? Li Mantun said again: "I heard that your family has cheated the corpse. My old man came to see what kind of fraud it was. ”

The mud is next door, and your family is making a fuss. The three middle-aged men jumped up and jumped up to hit Li Mantun. It seems that the shopkeeper is right, this family is indeed used to being fierce and domineering in the village, and they will beat people if they don't agree with each other, and the three brothers go together.

It is not illegal to beat ordinary people in ordinary ways. This is the result of the research of the demons in the twenty-first century, and it has been recognized by several bigwigs and special service groups in the cultivation world.

Li Mantun grabbed the two brothers by the necks, knocked them together, and kicked the third one over. The three brothers lay on the ground and shouted, "Come on, someone's making trouble in the mourning hall-"

Hulala came many people, both men and women. Five of the men rushed into the house with shovels and hoes in their hands. was snapped by Sun Buwu, and all of them were knocked to the ground. The rest of the women were howling, but they didn't dare to move.

Li Mantun picked up a spatula, squatted down and knocked on the teeth of three middle-aged people, and said while knocking: "You shout! And you, yell! You, yell! ”

Sun Buwu was vicious, pointed at the women who were howling and said, "If you are poor and screaming, I will beat them!" As he spoke, he stomped a few feet at the young man who had been beaten down.

Sun Buwu did what he said, and the women didn't dare to shout. Sun Buwu ordered again: "Go, go to the spiritual bed and kneel!" When someone dies in your family, filial sons and grandchildren don't kneel, what is this called? Get on your knees! ”

This is the elder of your family, kneeling, not wronged, Li Mantun taught them: "I said that your family is making a fraud of corpses." You say no, and you still beat people. It's easy to do, you kneel here. If you make a deceitful corpse, see that you are its descendants, I am afraid that you will not pinch it. If you don't cheat the corpse, it's good, and those who are descendants should kneel. ”

What I am most afraid of is not the corpse, but the nonsense of the bereaved family. If Gao Shanhan did this, the bereaved family would definitely find that gentleman and then bring him out. If the bereaved family members don't shed a layer of skin on the cold in the mountains, I'm afraid they won't stop.

Li Mantun is fine. He pretended not to know Gao Shanhan. Tonight, if you don't cheat the corpse, the bereaved family can't find the high mountain cold.

Li Mantun and Sun Buwu each took a stick and sat on the side to read. Eight children and grandchildren knelt, and Li and Sun beat at the slightest change. There is no need to talk a lot about arrogant people, sticks and fists are the best truth, and these people are still subject to this set.

Gao Shan Han, the gentleman, and the apprentice of the gentleman all looked for a book to read. The mourning hall is very quiet, if it weren't for the coffin and the coupling or something, people who don't know would think it was a study room.

A middle-aged woman said to Li Mantun kindly: "My child's father has injured his knee, and he can't kneel for a long time, can you save him from kneeling?" ”

Well, yes, Li Mantun said: "If kneeling doesn't work, you can change to lying on your stomach, or you can change to lying down." Anyway, filial sons can't leave the spiritual bed, this is the rule, you know? If you feel that the ground is cold, you can put a bed of cotton wool. ”

Before the woman could say something to Li Mantun, she suddenly screamed: "Ah-"

Invariably, everyone looked towards the bed. Everyone was shocked to find that the old man had sat up. It's really the second time to cheat the corpse. The bereaved family members ran out of the ground with a rolling belt, and shouted in panic: "My mother-"