Chapter 884: Let's go to rob the tomb
The end of the five sides of the child's run, the following ugly time and Yin time can be omitted, which is discussed with the filial sons. The next time is five o'clock in the morning. The filial sons all went to sleep, and only Gao Shanhan and Mr. were left to keep the spirit.
This person is really incomprehensible, and he is not filial to such a journey. The supper left for Gao Shan Han and Mr. is leftovers, and inferior wine mixed with water. The gentleman said that the wine was produced by a local winery, two yuan a catty, and the family also mixed it with water.
The gentleman shook his head and sighed, saying that if he did something else, he would not be able to do this job. But we can't do what we do, as long as the family of someone who dies asks you to come, you have to come. Eating yin rice, you have to accumulate yin virtue.
Gao Shanhan nodded and admitted that Mr. was right, both of them were in this line of work and had a common language. Gao Shanhan has been doing this with his master since he was a child, and he has never known a word to be afraid. He looks at a dead body like someone else looks at a piece of wood. But today he was a little scared, never before. This thing is a bit evil, and my scalp is numb for a while.
Gao Shan Han occasionally glanced up at the corpse and asked the gentleman, "Why is the red line on the old man's feet gone?" As soon as he came, he tied a red thread around the old man's foot to prevent the ghost from wandering around and harming people. So far, he thought it was a ghost who wanted to do it, but he didn't expect it to be a corpse. And I can't imagine that this old man's corpse is completely different from ordinary corpses.
The gentleman said that it was the old man's eldest son who untied it. His eldest son thought that having a red rope tied to his feet would interfere with his father's walk in the underworld.
Gao Shanhan shook his head and sighed, obviously he was an unfilial son, but he pretended to be a filial son. What kind of person is this, it's bullshit.
Gao Shanhan raised his chopsticks to pick up the vegetables, looked up at the corpse again, and suddenly shouted: "Sir, run!" β
Without saying a word, the gentleman stood up and was about to run, but in a hurry he looked back, and the corpse had already stood up and was rushing towards his back. Gao Shan Han grabbed Mr. and pushed him out of the house, and then ran away with his own feet.
It was already late, and the old man grabbed Gao Shan Han's back. Gao Shan Han was in a hurry, struggling hard, but fortunately the old Dao robe was not strong, "Hiss-" sounded, the Dao robe was torn, and Gao Shan Han was able to break free from the clutches.
Gao Shanhan rushed out of the house with an arrow, and looked back to see that the old man also ran out of the house. Gao Shanhan thought to himself that if the old man ran out of the house, he would definitely cause panic among the villagers, and there would even be casualties. In his eagerness, Gao Shanhan rushed into the house from the side of the old man. Before entering the house, he casually pulled the hem of the old man's clothes.
The old man followed the hem of his clothes in a half circle and followed Gao Shanhan into the house. The hall is not large, only 178 square meters. Gao Shan Han was in the hall and wrestled with the old man who deceived the corpse. Gao Shanhan knew that he couldn't enter the room, and he couldn't get out if he was blocked by the old man.
The gentleman took a large wooden stick and restrained the old man outside. Whenever Gao Shan Han was cornered, Mr. would stab him in the back with a wooden stick.
It was entangled like this for more than two hours. One of the gentlemen shouted loudly to the old man's son, but none of them paid attention. A few villagers were woken up by the shouting and ran out to take a look, but no one dared to come forward. They can't be blamed for this, anyone who encounters a corpse is afraid.
This corpse is very fierce, surprisingly fierce. It is not afraid of rooster crows, can maintain its balance, and can get up when it falls. Gao Shan Han had never heard of such a fraudulent corpse.
What shocked Gao Shanhan even more was that after another two hours of tossing like this, it was already dawn. This deceitful corpse actually touched himself and lay down on the spiritual bed. What's going on? Gao Shan Han only felt goosebumps all over his body. I didn't get goosebumps after a night's fight, but now that it's over, I'm even more scared.
The boss Shan Youyu asked: "The wound on your face was caught by a fraudulent corpse?" "Everyone in the dormitory got goosebumps. Except for Wang Peng, he went out to post a notice for changing beds.
No, Gao Shan Han replied: "It was me who hit the door frame in a panic." I didn't know it hurt at the time, but now I feel that it hurts badly. β
The brothers went to eat breakfast outside the school. I can't eat breakfast in the school cafeteria, so I can only fool students from difficult families. Porridge, pot stickers, snoring and eating, the brothers left the table, but Gao Shanhan asked Zhang Qiusheng to wait for a while, he had something to say.
In fact, it is just one sentence, please ask Zhang Qiusheng to help tonight. Zhang Qiusheng's eyes were wider than a wine glass, so the old man didn't burn today?
No burning, cremation has not yet been practiced in rural areas. Zhang Qiusheng had a different opinion: "It's not a question of whether to implement it or not, it's all a matter of deceiving the corpse, why don't you hurry up and burn it clean?" β
His family disagreed. Zhang Qiusheng had a different opinion: "The family members disagreed, so they asked the family members to go to see the venue." You don't wait, don't go as much as you want. β
No, it's broken, I have to go. Zhang Qiusheng had even more different opinions: "What kind of broken rules? Their family has a corpse, and they don't want to burn it, but they want you to send it to death. Are you stupid? β
If I don't go tonight, that gentleman will surely die. Gao Shanhan said: "That gentleman is an honest man and does things for people. If he hadn't risked his life to restrain me, I'm afraid I would have been strangled to death. β
What's the use of me going? Zhang Qiusheng said: "I don't know how to catch ghosts, let alone fight with corpses. I've never done anything like this, not even at someone's funeral. β
Didn't you say that you students at Kirin No. 21 often fight with ghosts? Gao Shanhan said: "Didn't you say that no matter what kind of demons and monsters, you dare to fight? β
Who said that! Isn't that harming me? Zhang Qiusheng said: "I have nothing to do with the demons and monsters, what kind of fight?" My biggest hobby is making a cup of tea and watching the street with a small bench. β
You can't die without help, right? Gao Shanhan said: "If I don't go tonight, that gentleman may really die." The corpse can also go back to the funeral bed and lie down by itself, which is not an ordinary corpse. β
You are looking for Li Mantun and Sun Buwu, Zhang Qiusheng said: "They are authentic cultivators, who are you looking for if you don't look for them?" I'm just an ordinary person, and it has nothing to do with me whether I cheat the corpse or not. β
Didn't you say you're together for everything? Gao Shanhan said: "The cultivation world says that you are brothers who live and die together, and everything you do is to advance and retreat together. β
What kind of bullshit cultivation realm, where does all this bullshit come from? Zhang Qiusheng said: "Those demons and monsters, I don't touch them. Occasionally, they bumped into each other, and they also fought, and I picked things up behind me to make a fortune. β
I don't have a relationship with Li Mantun, Gao Shanhan said: "They will definitely not agree." "This is also the truth, Li and Sun don't regard Gao Shanhan as a real person at all, and playing with him is completely to see Zhang Qiusheng's face.
Well, I'll help you out. Zhang Qiusheng went to the small shop next door to call: "Hey, old grandson, you have time to come over at noon." But you're going to invite me to dinner. Why? Suburb it, discover a big bucket. The year is not long, and it is also the period of the Republic of China. Not a celebrity, just a landowner. Magic weapon, don't even think about it, he is not a cultivator. Don't think about antiques, the landlord is just a landowner, and he is not a literati. However, maybe there is money, gold ingots, silver ingots, I am afraid that there are a lot of them. Hey, don't tell Lao Li about this. This guy has more money than we do, and it's so unbalanced. β
is often deceived by Zhang Qiusheng, so what this kid says, Li Mantun and Sun Buwu have to carefully scrutinize. Sun Buwu thought about it for a day today, and he couldn't think of any loopholes in Zhang Qiusheng's words.
If Zhang Qiusheng said that he found any magic weapon, he would directly treat him as a fart. How can there be many magic weapons in the world that he has discovered? If Zhang Qiusheng said that he found any antiques, it would be tantamount to fart. He knows that I am not interested in antiques, and every time I make a fortune, the magic weapon belongs to us, and the antiques belong to him. If Zhang Qiusheng said that he found a beautiful woman, he would fart even more. Obviously, the beauties who have already arrived are going to make trouble, and he will tell me where are the beauties?
No magic weapons, no antiques, and no beautiful women. This, unexpectedly, does not conform to Zhang Qiusheng's usual style. It's just a rich man, just some gold ingots or silver ingots, which is more realistic. Not to mention gold ingots, silver ingots are also very valuable.
The most important thing is not to sue sΓΉ Li Mantun. Li Mantun lives better than us, the money is the same money, and he has more left in his waist than us. This sentence is most in line with reality, and it is also the most in line with Zhang Qiusheng's consistent style, this kid pays attention to egalitarianism.
The reason is that I figured it out, and there was nothing wrong with Zhang Qiusheng's phone at all. Sun Buwu still doesn't feel at ease, this kid has too many ghosts in Mingtang, which makes people unguardable.
Sun Buwu still found Li Mantun and told Zhang Qiusheng's phone number like this. In the end, Sun Buwu touched his head and said, "Lao Zhang won't let me sue you, you have to keep it secret for me." β
Rub, what's this called? Everyone is a brother, how can one light and one thin? It's true that I have a few more small dollars than you, but that's what I saved by picking my teeth and sewing the belt of my trousers.
However, Li Mantun was also a little uneasy: "Lao Zhang didn't lie to us, right?" Decades ago, the rich man's grave was his turn for us to dig? β
I thought about it for a day, but I couldn't figure out where Lao Zhang's loophole was. Maybe this time it's true. You don't have to say that the tombs of decades ago, thousands of years ago, have not been dug up until now. Otherwise, there would be no new archaeological discoveries.
That's the same, so let's take a trip? Sun Buwu said, "What do you want us to go?" I'm alone! Zhang Qiusheng said clearly, I can't sue you. As soon as you go, won't you be exposed? β
What is this called? If you get rich, but you leave me aside, there is no such reason in the world! Li Mantun insisted on going, and he would show his stuffing. Besides, the dew stuffing is also the stuffing of the dew grandson. I don't know about this, but I know, this wealth must be paid!
I won't say much about the quarrels and quarrels of several people when they meet. Dinner was Sun Buwu's treat. Li Mantun stole pickaxes, shovels, and ropes from nearby construction sites, and spent money to buy a few flashlights and other tools for tomb robbery.
Zhang Qiusheng said in a fool's way: "There is still something important missing." Without this thing, I'm afraid it's dangerous? β
Do you want a gun? Li Mantun took out a Bayi and said, "There is still one in Lao Sun's place." That's pretty much the firepower, isn't it? Besides, you have a long sniper. Besides, you also have a reinforced American equipment. β
Damn, don't you want guns to fight wars? Zhang Qiusheng said very seriously and knowingly: "There is a lack of a black donkey's hoof. What if the rich man is a rice dumpling? β