530, father and son soldiers in battle
"I remember your mom gave birth to one, right?"
"Well, one with Ning's mother, one brother and one sister. My sister was born to Ning's mother, and my younger brother was born to my mother. But the bloodline seems to be inherited by the son-in-law. They didn't inherit any abilities, but your little girl is a super top student, and she joined the Mensa Club at the age of three and a half. But my younger brother is not angry, the kid can't be a martial artist, I've taken care of him all these years and I'm about to take care of vomiting blood, I don't have any ability and I like to make trouble, this is twenty-three or four years old, and I know how to drive a sports car all day long. ”
Regarding Xiao Xiaoqi's narration, Siyuan's brows tightened: "So? ”
"Yes, because he didn't inherit any ability and his health was not very good, everyone in the family spoiled him very much, to put it bluntly, he was undertrained. The old man was reluctant to beat him, and Ning's mother even asked for anything, which was better than her own daughter. No, it has raised a scourge. ”
"Where did he get his money?"
"Mother Ning, your little wife is very rich. That kid has always regarded Ning's mother as his own mother, and if he has no money, he will go over and ask for it, and he will make up hundreds of thousands of millions of excuses casually. Everyone knows what virtue he has, but he really can't manage it, so he will run away from home if it is serious, and he will be caught, and he is reluctant to beat him. ”
Siyuan shook his head: "When I go back, will it be different?" ”
"Yes, everything is different." Xiao Xiaoqi nodded vigorously: "Your little son can get snacks." Also, my sister ......"
"Huh? What happened to my sister? ”
"Actually, it's not just my sister, that stinky boy hasn't seen you either. Every day when I set off to travel through time and space, my sister helped me set the coordinates, and every day when I went back, no matter how late it was, she would sit there and wait for me, and then ask me if I found you. I'll tell you. She's probably the one who wants to see you the most. ”
When Siyuan heard this, his mood suddenly fell, saying this, no matter when he was not a qualified family member, even if he was not missing, he spent very little time with his family. Very, very little, if it weren't for the early opening of Xiao Qi Lingzhi, I'm afraid he would have remembered who he was.
Maybe...... This time when he went back, he should spend a little more time with his family, and after all this mess, he felt that there was nothing more important than his family.
If I could spend more time with my family, at least I wouldn't be guilty when I heard Xiao Xiaoqi's narration now.
"Do you have a picture of your brother and sister?"
"Really." Xiao Xiaoqi took out a small photo album from his pocket: "This is prepared by my sister, she said that if she sees you, she can let you see how she grew up." ”
said. He began to open his sister's growth diary for his father, which contained art photos of the park from the day she was 100 years old to the last Sunday, no more, no less, a total of twenty-four, which recorded the whole process of this unmasked daughter of Siyuan from being waiting to be fed to being slim.
This girl looks like Sister Ning, and her temperament is similar, but there is a shadow of Siyuan between her eyebrows, and she looks less charming than a girl. But she has a heroic feeling, she wore a school uniform and had short hair in high school. It looks like a neat daffodil, the youthful atmosphere of college can simply flutter out of the photo, and the peugeot professional skirt after entering the society, standing next to Sister Ning is simply the rhythm of sister flowers.
And behind each photo, there is a line of messages she wrote to Siyuan herself, just one line, but it is a beautiful poem.
"This girl is my baby." Xiao Xiaoqi said at this time. showed a knowing smile: "I have never seen such a sensible child, she said that her only wish is to let you send her to marry." I almost wanted to kill when I heard this. ”
"If you dare to put your sister to sleep, I will castrate you directly."
"it...... You're your own father! Don't think I'm so unbearable, where do you think I'm like a pervert from top to bottom? ”
Siyuan swept Xiao Xiaoqi up and down, his eyes full of extreme distrust......
"Daddy. I'm sad that you're like this. Xiao Xiaoqi couldn't cry or laugh: "That's my sister!" Sister !! ”
"I barely believe you."
"Don't...... Don't force it. Xiao Xiaoqi hurriedly argued: "You should firmly believe in me." ”
"You won't even let Xiao Yu go."
"Oh, don't mention it...... I'm really damn it, really. I regret it miserably. Xiao Xiao Qi let out a long sigh: "I didn't hold it all of a sudden......"
Siyuan shook his head and sighed, it felt like the son of the family who was not angry had done something to lose his conscience, but there was nothing he could do to rectify his helplessness.
After reading his daughter's photo album, Siyuan stood up and walked into the kitchen: "It's almost time for dinner, I'll cook it for you myself." ”
"I've almost forgotten what you cook for."
"It's definitely better than what Mo Xuan and the others made."
"That's good, I'll give you a hand."
Two people who can play with time between applause, shrinking in the kitchen at the moment doing small housework, chatting about unnutritious homework, although they haven't seen each other for many years, but the bond of blood is there, but it can't be separated, even if the son is older than Lao Tzu now, but Lao Tzu is Lao Tzu, and the son is the son, and there is no discomfort after getting used to it.
Siyuan looks young, but he is old-fashioned in his speech and actions, Xiao Xiaoqi is older, but he looks like a child. This contrast is very strange, but it makes Siyuan feel very comfortable.
"Grab your hands without washing! How old a person is. ”
"Oops!" As soon as Xiao Xiaoqi grabbed a chicken leg and stuffed it into his mouth, he was slapped by Siyuan, and he shouted impatiently: "Don't worry, I can't get sick." ”
"Yes, you won't get sick, but think about the place you touched today......"
Xiao Xiaoqi's face turned pale suddenly, the place where he was sitting just now was not the place where he was smiling and her concubine in the afternoon, and he also grabbed their clothes, and he felt that he had indirectly licked that man's cock......
"Oops, disgusting to death. Daddy......"
"Wash your hands obediently."
Seeing the child-like little Qi, Siyuan was angry and funny, obviously he was already a father, and he was still so virtuous, and he didn't know how his wife could stand him.
"Say. Why hasn't anyone come to find fault yet? Xiao Xiaoqi stood at the window with the meal in his hand and looked at it: "It's time to come." ”
"Isn't it okay not to come?" Siyuan poured himself a glass of wine: "Come over and have a drink together?" ”
"If you don't drink, you don't drink, I don't drink a drip." Xiao Xiaoqi waved his hand: "I don't smoke or drink." ”
"It's Qingyuan who won't let me."
Xiao Xiaoqi nodded, leaving only a silly smile. Halfway through the laugh, he suddenly ate the meal in two bites, and pointed out the window: "It's coming, it's coming!" ”
Siyuan walked to the window with the bowl and took a look, and found that the two tattered vans outside were driving quickly towards here. He knew that this thing was the standard for group fights in this era. A loaf of bread can hold more than ten or twenty people, and three or four cars pulled out are the number of a guard company.
The bread stopped downstairs, and dozens of people came down from above, and Xiao Xiaoqi was so excited that he couldn't even eat, and walked around the house trying to find a guy to take advantage of.
"What are you doing?"
"Looking for a guy, it's not easy to deal with so many people without ability."
Siyuan glanced at him and smiled slightly: "I never use weapons. ”
"Don't brag, I didn't hear how good you were in a fight."
Siyuan smiled and said nothing, it was normal for Xiao Xiaoqi not to know. Although he is not known for his physical skills. But he is known as Shushan Penglai Kunlun, who has roughly understood it, whether it is spells, physical arts, swordsmanship or qi arts, he is not a rookie. It can be said that Siyuan was born for fighting, and his combat effectiveness alone is definitely above Xiao Xiaoqi.
In fact, to be honest, just those rabble, Siyuan didn't even have the heart to conflict with them, but after all, it was his son's wish, as an incompetent father, it was rare to have the opportunity to satisfy his son's wish. Naturally, there is no need to spoil the fun.
But then again......
"You kid often fights and brawls, isn't he, and you're skilled."
"No, no, no. Are you mistaken...... Who would dare to hit me? ”
"yes, you're beating people."
"Haha...... Hahaha......"
Soon, the group of people carrying steel pipes rushed up the stairs, and a resident living on the second floor quietly opened a small crack in the door, only glanced at it and quickly closed the door, pretending not to see anything.
Messy footsteps came to the door of the room. Then Siyuan, who was sitting inside eating, motioned to Xiao Xiaoqi to open the door. The boy happily ran over and opened the door, but he was greeted by a large water pipe.
"Oops, fuck!"
Xiao Xiaoqi turned sideways to let go of the water pipe, raised his foot and kicked the person at the door out and threw the person behind him like a bowling ball.
"Alright." Siyuan walked over and stopped Xiao Xiaoqi: "Don't make trouble." That's pretty much it. ”
Before he finished speaking, there was a sudden scream in the back of his head, he didn't even turn his head, the hand holding the chopsticks turned up lightly, and the two chopsticks were just against the steel pipe, and quietly unloaded the force.
Xiao Xiaoqi looked stupid, the hand just now was really useless, but the grasp of strength and angle is definitely a novel-level existence, just rely on hearing to distinguish the strength, angle and direction of the attack and can block it, what is even more terrifying is the effortless posture......
That's when he realized...... I, the legendary extremely good-natured father, is a murderous demon king at all, and if the action just now was not a master of murder, he would not have been able to be so accurate at all. Because if his hand is five centimeters back, he will poke a chopstick directly into someone's eyeball, and it can go straight through the brain, which is basically hopeless.
"Nima, Daddy...... Please be sure to teach me when you go back. ”
In Xiao Xiaoqi's amazed gaze, Siyuan used two chopsticks to knock down all the more than 30 people who came, and there was no one to join them. Basically, it is to lose its combat effectiveness when facing the other side of the chopsticks, and the muscles and bones are divided in the hands, and the qi and blood are deficient in the body......
Five minutes.
Siyuan held the bowl and used chopsticks to clean more than 30 people in five minutes, and after the beating, he turned the chopsticks in his hand, sat on the windowsill and continued to eat.
"This forces me to give 1,500 points!" Xiao Xiaoqi clapped his hands: "This is my heroic father, right?" ”
Siyuan pursed his lips and nodded.
It's so handsome, Xiao Xiaoqi really hopes that her sister can see the appearance of a hero-level dad here, because although she doesn't have the ability, she can do all these people, but she can't be as chic and smooth as her father. He can move his feet without moving 360 degrees, and he can even see without his eyes, relying solely on his voice and breath.
What's even more terrifying is that his prediction of the rhythm is so accurate that it is outrageous, many times the opponent's attacks are brushing his head, but no matter how he greets his head, he can't touch his body, and he doesn't feel like he is moving much from beginning to end.
Weak! The rumored dad is definitely rumored to be weak. When he was a child, he thought those rumors were too exaggerated, but today he realized that those rumors were simply too modest.
"Daddy, how many people have you killed?"
When Xiao Xiaoqi asked this question, Siyuan's expression became serious: "What? ”
"They say you're ...... 10,000 people"
"Multiply a hundred."
"Hundred...... Million? ”
Seeing his son's envy and amazement, Siyuan knocked his head with chopsticks: "This is not a figure worth showing off, you have to remember that you don't kill innocents indiscriminately until you have to." I can't go back, you must take this as a warning. ”
"Millions of people ......" Xiao Xiaoqi was still immersed in the terrible number and couldn't extricate himself: "You said that I went back to brag to my sister, can she believe it?" ”
"It's better not to believe it." Siyuan turned his head sideways and looked at the people rolling and wailing in the corridor: "Go and deal with them." ”
Xiao Xiaoqi was stunned for a moment, and made a gesture with a knife: "Yes...... Done out? ”
What he was waiting for was not Siyuan's confirmation, but a brain meltdown: "Call an ambulance!" Be a fart, it. ”
The result of calling an ambulance was that Xiao Xiaoqi and Siyuan were both controlled by the police uncle, although this incident surprised everyone, after all, the two of them beat more than 30 battle-hardened ruffians into a concussion unharmed, and there was no trace of their weapons at the scene, even the police uncle thought it was too magical.
And this incident quickly alarmed the city bureau, the city bureau leader is said to personally bring someone over to interrogate these two strange men, and the tone on the phone is still very heavy, saying that everything should be done to investigate thoroughly, etc., in short, it is a strict look.
"Look, something happened to you." Siyuan sat in the bureau, next to Xiao Xiaoqi: "We don't know what kind of injustice we are going to receive." (To be continued.) )