"My daughter-in-law is a good person, so fucking scary."

"Are you stupid?" Siyuan sat in KFC and taught his son in a tone of voice: "It's okay to find a girlfriend who is pretty, but you must be stupid when you find a wife." Even if you're not stupid, you have to find a way to be stupid. ”

"You don't feel sorry for what you said, what did my mother say?"

"It's silly and pretty." Siyuan nodded: "It's my luck." By the way, in the twenty years since I disappeared, did your mother remarry? ”

Xiao Xiaoqi shook his head with a strange face: "She became an exterminator, she robbed my second aunt of the head of Shushan, and reorganized Shushan, do you know that the Dao number is extinct." When I went up to see the old lady, I had to count it as an audience, and Xuanyuan Xia Yu's sword later became her sword. She seemed to have a twisted heart in the back, and she specialized in doing something to beat mandarin ducks. ”

Siyuan sighed, looking at the blue sky and white clouds outside, the spring is bright, and the provincial capital doesn't seem to have changed much in decades, and it always feels strange compared to those big cities.

"Why do you know I'm missing and not dead? It's hard to survive that kind of explosion. ”

Xiao Xiao Qi hehehe: "You forgot about my sister Luoshi." ”

"Oh...... Yes, she still exists. Siyuan tilted his head: "How is Luo Fu?" Why call her sister. ”

"My mother lived to be an exterminating master, and she lived to be a grandmother of Tianshan Tong. She was getting younger and younger, and now she looked like she was only seventeen, so she didn't allow me to call her Second Mother, but Sister Luoshi. My son...... Her grandchildren still have to call her sister. So I said, after you left, the circle of people was distorted. The only normal one is Aunt Xu, she actually opened a big restaurant with my third aunt, and the business is still booming. ”

Siyuan listened. There was a pause: "Wait! You said that Qianruo and Mo Xuan opened a restaurant? Can they eat the food? ”

In his impression, whether it is Qianruo or Mo Xuan, their cooking skills are simply nightmarish enjoyment for Siyuan, and he once remembered that when she and her were still one, they made a set meal with a legendary taste, and it was not strange to have a combination of white cut kidneys and tomato sauce. But it's such a pair of guys who can cook and kill half the world. actually opened a thriving restaurant.

"Dad, twenty years is enough to change a lot...... Oh no, it should be twenty-four years. Xiao Xiaoqi showed a very strange smile on his face: "In short, life is very strange, right, your departure has caused the world line to tremble violently." ”

"And what will happen here after I leave? The lack of a person in this world violates the conservation of energy mass. ”

"Well, don't worry. I am ready for your existence to be completely erased here. ”

Siyuan nodded. He wanted to go back to see his parents, but after thinking about it, he still felt that it was okay, just like Xiao Xiaoqi said, the deeper the bond, the more difficult it was to leave, the only thing he was worried about was that a situation like Sanniang's world would happen, and Siyuan really didn't want this to happen again.

However, after hearing Xiao Xiaoqi say that he was ready, Siyuan was naturally relieved, as for believing him or not...... Joke. If his own son can't believe it, Siyuan really doesn't know who to trust in this world. As for conspiracy theories...... There aren't so many conspiracies in the world. It's true.

Looking at his son, who is older than his current self, Siyuan didn't know whether to laugh or cry, but at least he was somewhat relieved in his heart, because his son was a good boy and had not become distorted by the lack of family affection over the years.

"Where's a picture of my grandson?"

"Nope. Your grandson can't be captured by optics, he can't take pictures. ”

"Oh? He's a natural superpower like you? ”

"Alas...... Don't mention it. My kids and I are born with superpowers, and if I wasn't born with superpowers, I was cuckolded. Xiao Xiaoqi said to his father helplessly: "Can you imagine that your grandson has the power of time and space and super spiritual power at the same time." However, his ability seems to have degraded, the power of time and space is not as good as mine, and his mental power is not as good as his mother. ”

Siyuan frowned: "That's also terrifying." You've got to figure it out. ”

"That's for sure, that's how terrible I was when I was a kid." Xiao Xiao Qi shook his head: "But it seems that because of the existence of the master, my spirit opened early, and it didn't cause any harm, and the master disappeared because of the disappearance of the Ten Thousand Soul Card, so my little Qi has no one to educate." ”

"Little Qi." Siyuan added, and then knocked on his son's head: "You are my little Qi." ”

"Shy wow, this is a public place, we look similar, and I'm so beautiful, I want people to mistake it for a."

Siyuan glanced at his son: "Finished eating, right?" After eating, let's go out for a walk. ”

"Walking."

To be honest, after Siyuan arrived in Xiaoxiaoqi, he suddenly enjoyed his current life a little, although it was a little strange, but the feeling of being with a relative who could talk to him really made him feel very useful when he was helpless before.

After taking a turn on the street, Siyuan didn't plan to go back to the company, and took Xiao Xiaoqi directly to the residence. When he was on the road, Xiao Xiaoqi's expression was weird.

"Say whatever you want, with a constipated expression."

"Dad, although I don't care about the love and hate of the previous generation, but I see what your current girlfriend has to be called......" Xiao Xiaoqi rubbed his hands: "Call Mom?" ”

"You're stupid...... Siyuan couldn't cry or laugh: "Call Auntie!" ”

"Your girlfriend is only twenty-one or twelve, and I'm about to be thirty, called Auntie?" Xiao Xiaoqi's bitter gourd face bloomed: "Okay, you just say that I am a distant relative, and I am young." How? ”

"You can do whatever you want."

With a prank smile, Siyuan took Xiao Xiaoqi into the car and returned to the residence, but the two were stunned after opening the door with a smile.

The living room was a mess, the air smelled salty and damp, and on the couch there were two naked people rolling back and forth.

"Oops, little humanoid motor."

Xiao Xiaoqi seemed to have inherited Mo Ran's poisonous tongue, and after seeing the scene on the sofa, he laughed and mocked, his face was full of flowers, and he kept pushing his elbow against Siyuan: "Shu Xiao, you are a cuckold." ”

Siyuan also pursed his lips and smiled, because he found that the person who was rolling on the sofa with Xiaoxiao was the person who died due to the invasion of evil in the original trajectory. I don't remember his name, but he seems to drive a BMW.

Xiaoxiao saw that someone suddenly came outside, sat up with a scream, covered himself with a piece of clothing, and looked at Siyuan and Xiaoxiao Qi who walked in in shock.

"Don't panic." Siyuan smiled and waved his hand: "You go on, I'll clean up the room for him." ”

After speaking. He went into the room that had been used as a utility room and began to clean up. And Xiao Xiaoqi made an obscene gesture to the embarrassed men and women on the sofa, and then followed Siyuan in.

After entering, as soon as the door closed, Xiao Xiaoqi began to laugh, Siyuan looked at him sideways, and then laughed quietly.

"Daddy, don't kill them." Xiao Xiaoqi leaned against the door: "It's easier for me to kill them than to fart." ”

"There's no need, I'm not from here. If your mom cuckolds me, that's the trouble. Siyuan squatted on the ground and put the sundries into the box: "Other things." What do I care about? I'm used to life and death, and this little thing is nothing at all. ”

"Awesome, how else would I say it's my own father." Xiao Qi gave a thumbs up to Siyuan: "Then I don't care." ”

Siyuan smiled and nodded, then opened the door, walked into the house with a smile and shame in his eyes, took out a blanket, threw it on the sofa, and said to the two of them: "It's not warm yet, cover it." Don't catch a cold. ”

As soon as he said this, he burst into tears. But the man got up from the sofa angrily, rushed to Siyuan with his cock, and grabbed his collar: "Boy, what do you want?" ”

"Me?" Siyuan's expression didn't change at all, he just smiled and shook his head: "I don't want to do anything." ”

"I'm telling you, it's okay to be found by you. That's all I have to say today. Smile and come with me later! If you have something to say, wait for me and I'll abolish you! ”

Before Siyuan could speak, he saw Xiao Xiaoqi slowly walking over from the side, casually picking up the guy with one hand, and then throwing it heavily on the ground.

After a dull sound. The facial features of the people on the ground were blurred, lying on the ground coughing up blood, and spraying several teeth, looking as miserable as they were. Xiaoxiao screamed in surprise and pounced, shouting with a crying voice: "Are you okay?" ”

"It's too heavy." Siyuan said to Xiao Xiaoqi: "Be tolerant of ordinary people." ”

"No trick, he actually dared to threaten my father. Groove ...... Twenty years after you disappeared, even those super bad guys were terrified when they mentioned you, and this kind of deflated person dared to threaten you. Xiao Xiaoqi shook his head: "I can't bear it." ”

In Xiao Xiaoqi's cognition, since he can remember, his father is a legendary hero, not to mention that he is admired by tens of thousands of people, but as long as the name is said, he is a well-known number one person, and there are only four statues in the corridor in front of the castle tower, one of which is his father Qi Siyuan.

And Xiao Xiaoqi has been the son of a hero since he was a child, and his life is not too comfortable, and even the daughter of the castle keeper who slept with him has nothing to do, you must know that the status of the castle guard is extremely noble even if it is not a castle guard, and of course the daughter of the family has to find someone who is the right person to marry. Originally, after the lord of the castle tower knew that his daughter was slept with by a ruffian, the whole person was boiling, but when he heard that this ruffian was Qi Siyuan's son, he lost his anger at that time, and the marriage was done beautifully in less than three months.

How can a hero who has been gone for 20 years be humiliated by such a shit-like thing? To be honest, Xiao Xiaoqi didn't break him at that time, which can be regarded as a mercy.

"." Xiao Xiaoqi waved his hand: "Take your wild husband, get out." ”

After speaking, he slapped the marble table top with a punch: "Give you three minutes!" ”

Where did Xiaoxiao dare to speak, holding the bloodied concubine, she didn't even dare to wear more clothes, she staggered out of the room, and didn't dare to turn her head back more, Siyuan was naturally not afraid of this wretch, but the evil star next to him was really not easy to mess with.

"Looking at their appearance, eighty percent think you're a coward." Xiao Xiaoqi picked up all the bits and pieces of clothes in his hands, and then turned into nothingness: "But my father is a big hero who stands up to the sky." ”

Siyuan leaned against the door frame and looked at Xiao Xiaoqi with a smile. Although his bursting temper was not at all like his own, no father would not be happy to see a son who was almost thirty years old still worshipping him almost blindly.

"Temper your temper to be restrained."

"I don't. I've heard about you, obviously you're such a powerful person, but it's always because of forbearance and forbearance, which makes people think you're a waste. Can you bear this? ”

"Because they don't matter." Siyuan patted the ash on Xiao Xiaoqi's shoulder: "Anger should be used in the right place, this is what your grandfather taught me." Is the old man okay? ”

"I've been beaten all my life, and basically old men have beaten me." Xiao Xiaoqi shook his head: "I am a natural sub-saint...... He beat me as a mortal, and I can't hide yet. When I was 12 years old, I injured a classmate, and the old man made me kneel at the door for an afternoon, and he beat me with a belt. , whoever dares to do this to me is an old man. ”

"No, it's an old man. He even beats me, and beating you is not the same as playing. ”

Xiao Xiao Qi hahaha smiled: "Grandma is really cute, she ran to the Civil Affairs Bureau at the age of seventy-five to divorce the old man because the old man beat me, the reason was domestic violence, and in the end, Ning's mother went to pick it up in person to pick it up." ”

"Mother Ning...... You're so good. ”

"It must be good, I basically grew up with her, in order to be unmarried for life, she saw the old man and the old lady at home and regarded herself as a daughter-in-law, and she was Zhang Luo inside and out." Xiao Xiaoqi was quite proud when she mentioned Ning Qingyuan: "But she doesn't let me go at all, and she beats ......."

Siyuan thinks so...... Xiao Xiaoqi has such a Mo Ran temperament, and it is strange not to be beaten under the hands of a serious and rigid person like the old man, as for Sister Ning...... She raised Xiao Xiaoqi as her own son, and her father was gone, so the task of lifting the board and beating people naturally fell on her head.

Although Xiao Xiaoqi is short-tempered, but the three views can still be so positive, Siyuan feels that this has something to do with Sister Ning's education, if he is educated by someone like Mo Ran and Mo Xuan, who knows what he will do, let alone Luo Fu...... Rashiki, that's a female devil.

"By the way, what about Xiao Yu and Dream Scales?"

"Sister Xiao Yu......" Xiao Xiaoqi coughed embarrassedly: "I didn't care...... Accidentally slept with her. ”

Siyuan didn't say a word, raised his hand and slapped him......

Xiao Xiaoqi covered the back of his head, lowered his head and looked like he was admitting his mistake and admitting punishment: "I have been scolded by Sister Ling...... You and Sister Ling know about this. ”

"Xia Ling?"

"Yes, Sister Ling. She is married, and she is half of my mother-in-law, and if I want to tell my daughter-in-law about this, it will be ruined. ”

Siyuan is now furious: "Where is your brain?" Xiaoyu, you won't let it go? Who else slept, you say yourself. ”

"No, no! There really isn't any! Dream Scales has sealed himself, Uncle Chen...... Killed in battle last year. ”

"Fat Chen is dead?" Siyuan chuckled in his heart: "What's the situation?" ”

However, he shook his head after asking, all of this was caused by his disappearance, and if he was still there, things would have turned out completely differently, so there was no point in asking.

Xiao Xiaoqi obviously knew Siyuan's thoughts, and he nodded: "So this is also the reason why I must find you back, if there is you, the world will be completely different." ”

Siyuan sighed and took out a cigarette from his pocket: "You will live here for this month, and after a month, I will go back with you." But first, you have to change your clothes, it's so trendy. ”

He was wearing the popular style he wore when he was twenty-seven years old, and there was a gap of thirty years between that time and now, and thirty years of change in the times was enough to turn the abacus into a computer, so Xiao Xiaoqi's dress was too unusual, and he was even more hooligan than a hooligan.

"Change, but we still have to have a fight in the afternoon. Dad, don't you know, my biggest dream in this life is to be able to do it with you. Xiao Xiaoqi rubbed his hands: "I can finally get my wish today, let's say we don't need superpowers!" ”

Siyuan looked up and down: "So you did it on purpose just now?" ”

"Father...... You will do what your son wishes. (To be continued.) )