289. If the scar is not good, I forget the pain.
The completely demonized Di Jun has to say that there is a kind of sky-catching beauty, although the shape is so gorgeous that it makes people feel a little exaggerated, but they can't find any fault, and the strength of the exaggeration is so appropriate.
The gorgeous bird feather coat and the bright crown are enough to show how lofty this guy's status is, as the supreme god of bird totem worship, his status is no less than that of the legends of the dragon totem.
Siyuan didn't seem to be stunned, but his heart was really numb, he had no experience at all when facing such a guy...... Perhaps, this is the true power of the Upper Three Realms.
When Di Jun began to move, his speed slowed down, but this slowness made Siyuan feel unprecedented pressure, and the power in his body almost fell apart in such an instant.
"The world is always foolish, and thinks that the body of a mortal can resist the collapse of mountains, stop the flow of rivers, keep the rain from falling, and make the sun and the moon dull." Although Di Jun's voice was still very sissy, the inexplicable majesty made Siyuan subconsciously take a few steps back: "As for you, I am the continuous mountains, the rushing flowing water, the dense rain, the unreachable sun and moon, kneel down, I will give you a whole corpse." ”
His words seemed to have an irresistible spell, even with the power of so many monsters on his body, Siyuan's body still trembled and knelt on one knee.
"That's the way home." Di Jun didn't know when he had come to Siyuan's face: "The mortal body is vulnerable, and the will is as brittle as tissue paper. Do you think that those forces that are not yours will be able to resist me, who was born to be king? ”
Siyuan struggled hard, but he couldn't speak or move, and all the people around him, whether it was Goudan or Di Jun's heirs and people, basically knelt on the ground, and they sent the mountain to shout long live and bow down.
Irresistible...... It's really irresistible...... Siyuan's heart suddenly swelled up with deep despair, and the person in front of him made him irresistible. The sheer disparity prevented him from even lifting his hand.
This is the real Upper Three Realms, this is the real legend, this is the God!
"Little one, do you love the world?" Di Jun pointed his finger at Siyuan's forehead: "I'll give you a chance to say goodbye to it." ”
Siyuan raised his eyes to look at Di Jun's disgusting face, but he smiled slightly and slowly lowered his head. He didn't expect that after making such an effort. Still vulnerable, except for closing his eyes and waiting for death, there is no move that can be used at all.
"If I were you, I wouldn't do that. Bub. ”
Suddenly, a voice came from behind Siyuan. The voice made Di Jun raise his head, and then his face changed suddenly, and he took several steps backwards.
Siyuan hurriedly opened his eyes, but because his body was still immobile, he couldn't look back at all to see who the person behind him was. But you can still see the dramatic change of expression on Di Jun's face.
"You...... You...... You ......"
After Di Jun took a few steps back, his body began to tremble, but the person behind Si Yuan who called Di Jun the little guy still said in that unhurried tone: "I used to take the trouble to tell you what the Heavenly Dao is, but you never turned a deaf ear. ”
"No...... I...... I didn't. ”
The current emperor Jun has completely lost the appearance of the emperor just now, and he looks like a primary school student who has been caught by the teacher, and the gorgeous feather robe on his body slowly falls apart, and the demon pattern gradually fades.
"You have." The man said categorically, "I'll give you a chance." If there is a next time, you will be honest and become a mortal. ”
"I'm ......" Di Jun lowered his head. Kneeling on his knees, kowtowing deeply: "Yes." ”
As soon as his words fell, Siyuan felt that the pressure on his body suddenly disappeared without a trace, he hurriedly looked back and found that it was a man around fifty years old, wearing a pair of glasses and looking polite. He was wearing a long gray trench coat, his expression was very soft, and he didn't feel any anger on his body.
"Get up."
With his words, everyone present stood up, but Di Junchang couldn't kneel. He didn't seem to dare to move......
Siyuan's eyes were about to pop out, he didn't know this person at all, and he couldn't even feel any breath on him, but he not only called Di Jun a little guy, just like Di Jun called himself, but also scared Di Jun, who was an emperor, to the ground and didn't dare to move.
So here's the problem...... Who is this guy?
"Little one."
Siyuan was stunned for a moment, pointed to his nose and then pointed at Di Jun: "I...... Or is he? ”
"You two."
"This ......" Siyuan swallowed: "Are you...... Who is it? ”
"Me?" The man glanced at Di Jun: "Let him sue you, I'm leaving, I can't stay in this time and space for a long time, Di Jun!" ”
"The minister is here."
"You can solve the trouble yourself."
"Yes."
After speaking, the man took out a pack of cigarettes from his pocket and lit one himself: "You can do it yourself, this mess always has to be solved." ”
"Minister...... I don't understand. ”
"I'll get it slowly." The mysterious man frowned, and Di Jun immediately buried his head again when he saw it: "I'll go, you can do it yourself." ”
Just as he was about to leave, he suddenly turned his head back and glared at Siyuan, and then gestured a knife at the back of Siyuan's neck, which hurt Siyuan and grinned, but the man smiled: "It's flat." ”
Siyuan was confused, he didn't know what this man was talking about, but when he wanted to speak, he found that the man had disappeared without a trace.
After he disappeared, Di Jun finally stood up, stared at Si Yuan, and then gritted his teeth and pursed his lips and frowned in front of Si Yuan.
His action frightened Siyuan, he was just about to do something, but Di Jun didn't give him a chance at all, and hugged him and cried.
"I'm afraid ......" Di Jun cried and chirped Siyuan wiped tears on his shoulder: "I'm scared to death......"
"Can I swear?" Siyuan muttered softly, he really thought he was going to hang up just now, but now the guy who was going to hang himself was actually lying on his shoulder and crying disgustingly, the key to all his abilities was lost because of the appearance of the mysterious man just now, the magic card couldn't be called, the spell couldn't be called, and the strength was not as great as Di Jun. There's really no other way than to be held on to him like this.
As for the children of Goudan and Dijun, their eyes are about to pop out, this scene is really beautiful...... It's so beautiful that you can't bear to look at it.
"Girl, what's going on?"
Goudan poked a beautiful girl next to him with his hand: "Didn't you shout and kill at the beginning?" ”
"No." The girl glanced at the dog: "Don't touch me, do you know who I am?" ”
"I don't care who you are. You're hitting me? ”
The dog is smart, he can see that the mysterious person is a character who blows up the sky, he only appeared for thirty seconds from the time he appeared to the time he left, but he obviously protected Siyuan, and now I am afraid that Siyuan will strip naked and lie on the ground and let this Di Jun come to kill, Di Jun will not dare to kill, but dare not poke ...... Judging from his sissy behavior, he should be the one who was poked.
Dijun cried endlessly, and he was probably a little tired at the end. Only then did he slowly let go of Siyuan, sniffled and asked, "Are you satisfied now?" Are you happy? You're just a bad person. ”
What the am I happy with? Happy what? Why the am I a bad person? You make it clear to me, don't make me do something to you, you almost killed me, right? And call me a bad person?
Siyuan's mind suddenly turned over and over, this guy's appearance is a little too different! It's a little too big!! This is not a person at all, the domineering exposure just now and the current pear blossom with rain, this is also changing too fast, and it is unacceptable at all......
"You're Dijun?"
"Hmm...... I'm Dijun. ”
"You're over 100,000 years old, aren't you? At least with the fox...... Qingqiu is about the same size. ”
"It's not much different."
"You're as good as him?"
"Hmmm......"
"And who the hell was the guy who called you little guy just now?" Siyuan's face was filled with endless curiosity: "Why do you call yourself a minister?" Aren't you Dijun? ”
"I'm Dijun...... But ......" Dijun's lips were bitten a little white by himself, and his voice was broken because of excitement: "But he is a Qilin." Am I not a subordinate or a lonely person in front of him? ”
Kirin!
Siyuan's head suddenly became a little dizzy, that means that Qilin...... Is it a Kirin from the future? A unicorn that travels through time and space?
He ...... Is it really a unicorn? ”
"Does anyone else dare me to kneel for him? Little fool, you need to use your brains too. Di Jun poked Siyuan's head with his finger: "Stupid." ”
This little fool screamed that Siyuan and the dog were retching together, if he really couldn't beat this guy, Siyuan would definitely use the fire extinguisher next to him to blow his head off.
Then. The feeling of detachment after the tension also came slowly, Siyuan sat on the ground weakly, and lit a cigarette for himself: "How many people have you killed?" ”
Di Jun glanced up at Si Yuan, and said disdainfully: "I don't want to kill people, it's too low-level." ”
"How did you get down?"
"Qingqiu was not there at that time. The door is broken, and I want to come down, who can stop me? ”
"You weren't summoned?"
"Am I the one who can be summoned by those rough people who can take care of them in your eyes? People are not so frivolous. Di Jun rolled his charming eyes: "I came down by myself." ”
"That'...... Who are those who kill people? ”
"I don't bother to know." Di Jun snorted coldly: "It's just that they came to beg me, so I gave them a little of my blood and asked them to make some dolls." ”
Siyuan suddenly understood...... Qianruo is a mass-produced cyborg at all, right? No, it should be a copy of God. At this moment, Siyuan suddenly understood why the fox was so good to Qianruo but repeatedly told her not to teach her spells, in the end, it was also because of homesickness, but why didn't the fox point it out directly, this ...... Since the fox has always been mysterious, Siyuan doesn't bother to think about it.
"Are you still killing me?"
"If you don't kill it, you don't kill it." Di Jun hurriedly shook his head: "You have recruited all the unicorns, I'm afraid...... If I become mortal, I might as well die. ”
"Don't kill?" Siyuan stood up and called out the Lechuan Bridge: "Then I'll kill you, will you fight back?" ”
"No...... I'm so cute, how can you kill me? ”
What's the cuteness about you?
As he spoke, Siyuan began to prepare to stab this grandson. But before he could raise his hand, the Lechuan Bridge turned into a wisp of dust and smoke, and disappeared without a trace.
"Haha, you can't kill me. Wanling Card won't let you kill me. ”
"......"
Siyuan scolded secretly, clenched his hands into fists and glared at him angrily: "Don't produce Qianruo anymore, do you hear?" ”
"No......"
The outcome is hard to predict. Originally, it looked like it was life and death, but it became like this because of the sudden appearance of the future unicorn. Although Siyuan can be regarded as having picked up a life, Wan Lingka prevented himself from making a move on this guy, so it means that he was found innocent......
A wayward sissy is really a headache.
"Dog, let's go."
Siyuan turned around and left angrily, and the dog answered, took out a note from his pocket and wrote his number on a piece of paper and handed it to the girl next to him: "Call me, if I have time to take you to buy clothes on Sunday." The style of your clothes is outdated. ”
After speaking, he kept up with Siyuan's footsteps: "It was really thrilling just now." ”
"The ups and downs of life are so exciting." Siyuan himself laughed: "It would be like this." ”
However, he touched his neck: "Kirin...... Cut me, what does it mean to say that it is flattened? ”
While he was thinking, Dijun suddenly appeared in front of him, staring at him with his hands on his hips.
Siyuan was stunned for a moment, and became cautious, for fear that this neuropathy would suddenly retort and kill himself again...... Of course. If he really wanted to, there really wasn't much he could do.
"You want to go like this?"
"Or else?" Siyuan became nervous again: "What else do you want?" ”
"Humph!" Di Jun tilted his head and looked at Siyuan: "I want you to be responsible!" ”
Charge? Am I responsible for you? I didn't do anything. You are still responsible for being bullied? Do you bring such a bully?
"Look, you've ruined this place."
"You obviously ruined this!"
"That...... That ......" Di Jun was naturally self-aware, he wrapped his fingers around his hair, and looked at Siyuan with a twist: "The Great Sage said, let me put the trouble I got into myself, but ...... But I don't have that ability. So...... You are responsible! ”
"Get out of here." Siyuan was also angry: "You haven't played enough with me?" ”
"I ...... I...... I ......" Di Jun wrinkled his nose and said a little angrily: "I said I was playing with you, how do you know that you actually take it seriously." ”
"Play? You almost killed me, you said you played with me? ”
"Hey...... Hey. Di Jun touched the back of his head: "Oops...... It was an accident. ”
"Go away."
Siyuan pushed him away and ran out of the tunnel with the dog. As if escaping, he got into the car, and started the car in a panic and fled into the distance.
"This guy is sick, isn't he?" The dog was also disgusted: "Absolutely abnormal." ”
"Being sick is 100% sick, that is, not knowing the illness is not strict."
"It looks very strict, and he is terminally ill." Goudan shook his head, and then suddenly smiled and said, "But the girls around him are all beautiful!" ”
"Just be pretty, just be pretty, you want a few."
Suddenly, the voice of the neurotic came from the back seat, and he sat there with a mean smile on his face, rubbing his hands: "Which one do you have a crush on?" Whatever you want! It's all yours. ”
The dog didn't catch his breath, and he was choked half to death by saliva on the spot, he hit the steering wheel sharply and parked the car on the side of the road, and then turned his head to look at the neurotic in the back seat with Siyuan.
"What the hell are you going to do?" Siyuan scolded angrily: "It's endless! ”
"You help me, I'll help you." Di Jun was still turning his hair there: "I'm actually very pitiful, lonely and alone." ”
"Get out of here, look at the harem in the basement." Siyuan now knew that he didn't dare to do anything to himself, so his tone also rushed up: "If it weren't for my girlfriend's sake, if I could talk to you, I would eat." ”
"Then you'll treat me as your girlfriend."
"You're enough!"
Siyuan is also drunk, this bastard, as an emperor, can actually be so faceless and skinless, such a strong face is definitely not something that can be done by leisure, and his ability is definitely not worse than that of a fox, he is not a person on his level at all, if he wants to follow, it can't be driven away or shaken off, and the key is that he can't beat it. If you let someone else drive you away, it's okay to be beaten by him.
So...... In Siyuan's leather bag company, there was such a group of strange things, more than one hundred and fifty strange guys from the upper three realms, and they followed Dijun into the company's dormitory.
"I feel like my fate is going to be bumpy." Siyuan sighed: "What do you think?" ”
The dog who was sitting opposite him eating in the cafeteria looked back and forth, the group of fairy sisters in the cafeteria were all extremely purple, and he sighed: "It's not just bumpy, I'm about to leave tears of emotion." ”
"Boss, boss." The Tyrannosaurus rex hurried over with a plate, and he asked nervously, "Where did you get so many girls?" ”
"Bought from a collapsed nightclub." The dog didn't raise his head and said: "After the year-end bonus, the girl will be sent out." ”
"That's a good idea!" The Tyrannosaurus rex pointed to Di Jun, who was sitting on the chairman for dinner, from a distance: "I want her...... Good no good? ”
"Okay...... good" When the dog heard it, the whole person was excited: "Her name is Nana, and she likes others to touch her butt the most." ”
"Really?" Tyrannosaurus Rex's eyes widened: "There is still this?" ”
"If you don't believe me, try it."
Siyuan was just about to organize, but the Tyrannosaurus Rex had already rushed to Di Jun's side with a gust of wind, and directly reached out and touched Di Jun's buttocks......
"You're bad enough." Siyuan glanced at the dog with a smile: "Are you still a clergyman?" ”
Almost instantly, an earth-shattering scream erupted in the cafeteria, and this terrible scream continued for an entire afternoon...... (To be continued......)