290. This is simply a muddy night
"Actually, he's not a demon at all."
Siyuan flipped through the information and found a description about Di Jun. frowned and looked at the introduction above, and it was not a loss that he couldn't beat that guy. Because he is clearly not a demon, but a witch that has been extinct for a long time in legend, and the most powerful witch that Siyuan has known so far is only until the Emperor Chiyou, although I don't know who is more fierce between Chiyou and Dijun, but it is certain that Dijun is only strong and not weak.
As the masters of the ancient period, they are like dinosaurs with outrageously powerful bodies, and the idle heavenly tribulation is like an itch to them, even the most terrifying Nine Heavenly Tribulations can't hurt them at all. Although they can't use magic, the great witches who have tempered their flesh to the extreme can use the power of nature, the power of nature.
If there were no discrepancies in the records, Siyuan thought that his physical strength was not at all the pure vajra body that he could break now.
"Witch?" Goudan was a little confused: "Shaman witch doctor? ”
"No, not those." Siyuan shook his head: "The system is different, it is more powerful than the witch doctor you imagined, and it can even be said that it is not on the same level." ”
That's right, that's the case, the Pangu people, who can be regarded as a serious child, were not made by Nuwa like humans. They have existed since ancient times, and although they later withdrew from the stage of history for various reasons, the record of their domination did not end until the Qin Dynasty.
Other words...... The most powerful Qin dynasty in history was not a worshipper of the dragon totem, but a bird totem worshipper of the Wu clan.
"Looks like you've got a terrible character."
"I'd rather not." Siyuan smiled bitterly and closed the information: "His purpose is obviously impure, and it is too obvious to use me." ”
"What is he going to do?"
"How could I have known, it's really ...... I can't beat it, I can't drive it away. And I don't think I can count on him to help me deal with those people in the Upper Three Realms. ”
The dog touched his chin and fell into deep thought, and after thinking for ten minutes before he slowly raised his head: "That is to say." Now it's a melee between the three clans of the human lich? ”
"Man and demon must be completely opposed, and the Wu clan is the only entity so far, so ...... I need to get to the bottom of him. ”
While he was talking, there was a knock on the door, and then the little girl at the front desk came in: "Boss, someone is looking for you outside." ”
"Someone looking for it? Who? ”
"A young lad. It's pretty. You said you asked him to come. ”
Siyuan sighed, and after a night of tossing, he actually forgot about the mountain rain alive. Comparatively speaking, the role of Di Jun is far less obvious than that of Shan Yu, after all, Shan Yu can be cultivated into left and right hands, and Di Jun is ...... It can only be offered by the ancestors.
"Let him in."
Siyuan put away the things on the table and hurriedly began to boil water to make tea, while the dog was lying on the sofa bored and reading the magazine, yawning for a long time.
After a while, the mountain rain was lured in. After he walked in, he first nodded to Siyuan, then pulled out a stool and sat down: "I saw a ...... outside"
"A pervert, right." Siyuan supported his forehead with one hand and pushed the tea in front of Shanyu: "He must have harassed you." ”
Shan Yu smiled a little embarrassed: "How do you know?" ”
"Don't mention it." Siyuan sighed, and then waved his hand helplessly: "Don't mention him, let's get down to business." ”
Since Shanyu is willing to come here, he has the idea of following Siyuan, so Siyuan didn't hide it from him. He told Shanyu all the things in the Upper Three Realms, and of course he also told him all the risks and opportunities here. If you succeed, you will become famous, and if you fail, your family will be ruined.
"And what are you for?"
What Siyuan didn't expect was that after he finished talking about the stakes, Shanyu actually asked himself why he did this.
This question obviously stopped Siyuan...... If he says that he is for some righteousness, it is too hypocritical, and even he finds it funny. But if it's for profit. He couldn't say what it was for.
This kind of behavior is neither righteousness nor profit, and Siyuan doesn't know what he is for.
"I don't know."
"Don't know?"
In the face of Shanyu's doubts, Siyuan was really speechless. But if I have to answer it, I'm afraid it's best to use the word faith, even if it's to protect the dignity and faith of being a human being born into him. It's as if more and more people are questioning people like Qiu Shaoyun and Huang Jiguang now, why they don't know why, but he believes that these things have really happened, and in the words of his father - "cowards never understand" can probably explain Tong Siyuan's current thoughts.
"I see." Shan Yu nodded: "It's decided." ”
"Huh?"
His cheerfulness made Siyuan a little unacceptable, and he was stunned for a long time: "Why?" ”
"Because my master told me that many times when I do something, I don't need to ask why, as long as I think it's right. As for the reason, it doesn't really matter, after all, it makes more sense than boiling 400 soft-boiled eggs anyway, isn't it? Shanyu smiled lightly: "I'll go back and settle my daughter-in-law first, and then come back to you in a few days." ”
The mountain rain table is very good, neither humble nor arrogant and looks resilient, which makes Siyuan very satisfied, he nodded and said, "You finish your business first...... That's, I'm sorry to ......."
"No, I have to thank you. You have shown me that sometimes people can't do it. ”
After talking about everything, Shan Yu naturally got up and said goodbye, and he glanced back when he was about to go out: "Premise, I don't work for the imperial court, if you let me know that you are the place of the imperial court, I will leave immediately." ”
"Well, I guess I have a bit of an official background, but it's my private army."
Shan Yu's eyebrows raised: "Okay, I'm quite curious about you, so I decided." ”
After finally dealing with the mountain rain, Siyuan looked at the clock and found that it was time for dinner again, so he sighed and felt not too hungry.
"I advise you to go eat a little, your face is ugly." Dogan turned over: "Much worse than yesterday." ”
"Because yesterday to save you. I'm feeding those monsters with my heart. Siyuan shrugged: "Since you said eat a little, let's eat a little." ”
With that, he followed the dog to the cafeteria. But when I arrived at the cafeteria, I found that Di Jun was playing with an eagle and catching chickens blindfolded...... He was an eagle, the Tyrannosaurus rex was the old hen, and behind the Tyrannosaurus rex was a long girl.
"Actually, I really believe he played the game with you last night because he was so bored." Goudan buys a bottle of beer from the vending machine: "If you don't provoke him, he really won't be killed." ”
"Oh? How so? ”
"Don't you see that he's bored like this? Finally, a stranger came to play with him. It's too late for him to be happy, how could he be willing to kill him. Goudan sighed: "But he really showed me what it means to be a second force." ”
"Hey! Honey, are you coming? ”
Di Jun seemed to have discovered Siyuan, and appeared beside him so coldly, with a hand on his arm, which looked very natural.
Siyuan was stunned for a moment, and before he had time to be disgusted, he turned his head and found that except for Di Jun beside him, the Di Jun who was catching chickens with an eagle had not disappeared. Still having fun there.
"How did you do that? Doppelganger? ”
"No, I don't have a doppelganger." Di Jun pursed his lips and smiled: "The new way to play was discovered when we were heads-up yesterday." ”
As soon as he finished speaking, dozens of emperors appeared in the entire cafeteria, all of them with different expressions and postures, some were cooking, some were buying drinks, some were chatting with people, some were doing push-ups, some were putting on makeup, and even one was imitating Marilyn Monroe, wearing a skirt that was extremely charming.
"You...... How boring are you......"
Siyuan finally understood that this guy actually had inspiration from last night's duel. Forced to play with that high-speed afterimage. Of course, this is also the first time that Siyuan has seen an out-of-body incarnation produced in a purely physical way. How awesome does this have to be?
"How? Isn't it awesome? Di Jun's face was full of pride, he was wearing light makeup, whether it was his voice, breath or taste, it was exactly the same as Qianruo's, and he couldn't tell if it was true or false......
"Awesome ......"
This is a heartfelt compliment, this kind of technology is not only fast to calculate, but also to be accurate to the microsecond and not to physically collide with other people, and to move back and forth to counteract the air waves generated by high-speed movement. This seemingly boring move is a real miracle.
"Awesome...... Would you like to kiss it? ”
"Get out." Siyuan shook off his hand and walked straight to the window where he was cooking: "Eldest sister, just give me a few buns." ”
"Boss, where did you get this pervert?"
The eldest sister who eats is also a traverser, no...... The Traverser's mount, to be exact. Her real identity is a female dragon, the kind of fire-breathing big-bellied lizard, but because she is older, Siyuan calls her the eldest sister.
Of course...... No matter how old he is, he is only two thousand years old, and the difference between him and the neurotic emperor is still a little much.
"Don't mention it, he didn't get you in trouble, did he?"
"Well, it's okay. He made all the dishes tonight, and if you hadn't said he was a man, I would have thought he was a virtuous girl. And he also cleaned up and down the company in the afternoon, dug a well by the way, and built a villa in the backyard, saying that it was a gift for you. The eldest sister of the dragon in the cafeteria had a really wonderful expression: "I don't know how he did it at all, and there are ...... He went to the moon and brought back a little flag, and there it was. ”
Siyuan turned his head and saw an American flag hanging in the corner of the cafeteria......
How boring is that...... How boring it is...... How boring...... Bored...... Somewhat......
"To you, dear."
Suddenly, Di Jun reached out and put a roast chicken leg on Siyuan's plate from the side, and said with a sweet smile: "You don't have a good face, make up for it." I just baked it for you. ”
Siyuan looked at the hot roast chicken leg and blinked: "You...... How? ”
Di Jun paused, and then a frozen chicken appeared out of thin air in his hand, and he smiled...... Then, less than three seconds later, a whole golden roast chicken appeared in his hand: "Awesome, right? ”
"How boring are you!"
"Hee-hee-hee......"
"Hey, you mlgb......" Siyuan was about to collapse, and the swear words were spewing out, he sat back in his position silently, staring at the dog: "What should I do?" ”
Goudan glanced up at him, lowered his head and took a bite of roast chicken: "Hmm! Tastes good. Charted on the outside and tender on the inside, smeared with honey, New Orleans flavor. I didn't expect to be able to use the heat of high-speed friction to roast chicken, this guy is also a genius in physics. ”
"Don't praise him, okay...... I don't even know what to do with him now. ”
"That's ...... You can only get used to it slowly, he obviously relies on you, and whoever encounters this kind of old man is unlucky. It's like a plaster, and when you put it on, you tear it off, and it's a layer of skin. You're going to get him out of control, and he's going to beat you every minute. ”
Siyuan let out a long sigh. He suddenly sighed for no reason, or is it more normal for a fox...... Di Jun is completely out of the scope of logic, he is simply an unreasonable being, his temper is strange, not to mention that it is outrageous, the key is that he is not a little conscious, he is just a bear child's style, like a two hundred and five with a burned brain, but no one can help him.
Siyuan thought about it. He suddenly felt exhausted, and silently lowered his head and took a bite of the roast chicken leg that Di Jun gave him: "Hmm! It's delicious. ”
"Right? In fact, if you get used to it, it's not a bad thing to have such a thing around. ”
I don't know about the bad things and good things, but it's true that this guy is really annoying, he still has a lot to do, and he really doesn't have the time to spend here with this guy every day.
"By the way, I noticed it yesterday."
Siyuan hadn't reacted yet. The elusive Dijun's voice suddenly appeared in his ears, with his hot snort. So Siyuan suddenly lost any appetite for eating.
"Speak as you speak, stay away from me." Siyuan silently moved a few squares to the side: "It's disgusting, you know?" ”
"Really...... I'm not disgusting at all! You stinky men are disgusting, you don't take a shower every day, you stink. Di Jun didn't have the face to do anything at all: "You shouldn't be so weak, not to mention the teacher Qingqiu, there are also Wanling Card, Taixu Gate and Lechuan Bridge." ”
"The Lethe Bridge is borrowed."
"It doesn't matter if it's borrowed or not. You're also a little too weak. ”
Di Jun touched his chin and stood up and dangled beside Siyuan: "This is wrong, I think you can't do it." ”
This sentence is probably the most serious sentence that Di Jun said, and Siyuan has deep feelings about this, because he has been trying to fuse the Ten Thousand Spirit Cards, but his physical fitness is still too poor and too poor. Even if you can borrow power, you still can't withstand the long-term consumption, and when you use the magic card, you can only use the magic card, you can't use the magic at all, and you can't use the magic card when you use the magic card. But the fox can switch between summoning spells and monsters at will.
"I want to think about it." Di Jun blinked his eyes and thought for a long time, and suddenly looked at Siyuan with a smile: "I know!" ”
"Huh? Know what? ”
"The reason why you are so weak."
Di Jun was happy like a child, and came to Siyuan with a smile: "If you kiss me, I will sue you." ”
As soon as the dog saw it, he picked up the plate and ran to the side, retching while running, he couldn't bear the disgusting...... The stomach churned.
Of course, Siyuan also couldn't bear it, and he vomited at that time...... looked at Di Jun with that kind of look: "You also help, I'm a man, okay if you're also a man." ”
"Oh yes...... I forgot. Di Jun touched his head: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry." ”
After speaking, his body began to change, his chest was obviously protruding a lot, between his eyebrows there was less heroism and more charming, his voice became softer, and he didn't know when he pulled his hair into classical cloud temples, and changed into a vermilion Tang Dynasty dress, with crisp breasts and half-exposed eyes like silk......
"Haha, I haven't used my daughter's body for a long time."
The dog was stunned at the time, although it was still Qianruo's face, but it was obviously much better looking than Qianruo, such a stunner...... What about men?
"Go away...... Neither male nor female. Siyuan buried his head under his arm: "Please don't harass me." ”
"Emperor Jun does not distinguish between men and women." Di Jun sat beside Siyuan fragrantly, stretching his arms and knees: "If you want me to be a man, I am a man, you want me to be a woman, I am a woman." ”
"You'd better turn back into a man, I'll be even more disgusting." Siyuan cried: "You just let me go as a fart." ”
Di Jun sighed, shook his head and changed back to the man's body, and he opened his voice...... Hey, Siyuan really doesn't feel so disgusting, and sure enough, this habit is really a terrible thing.
"Three watches in the evening, come to my room. I'll teach you how to use the All-All Card. ”
"Does it have to be night?" Siyuan was slightly frightened: "Isn't it okay during the day?" And also...... Who is the one who has cast a trick on the people of this city? ”
"You're coming over in the evening, I'll tell you naturally."
Di Jun frowned, and Shi Shiran stood up: "Girls, it's time for the event." ”
After speaking, he led a large group of girls out, and then he heard the newly dressed loudspeaker in the afternoon.
"The eighth set of children's radio gymnastics, now ......" -
In fact, I had an idea at the beginning of the creation of this character. If I write according to the original outline, this book will become darker and darker, which is obviously not what I want to see, how can a person like me who is used to the sun write about those dark things, so what I can do is to try to cover the dark essence with sunny things, otherwise I will be abused to death in the end, and at that time my small subscription will fall into a dog. (To be continued......)