Chapter 217: Shrewd Wei Xiaobao
It is said that Wei Xiaobao and Duolong were ordered to confiscate Aobai's family property, and the two of them copied Aobai's house from the bottom to the sky, and finally a large amount of gold and silver treasures piled up in front of the two. ∏∈ ∏∈ the top ∏∈ ∏∈ said,
Wei Xiaobao wore a pair of Western sunglasses, which well concealed his big eyes, and saw him pick up a gold ingot, and while putting it in his sleeve, he sang: "Worry about the hatred of the country-ah--my heart is sad-mmmmmmmmmm ”
Duolong looked at Master Wei, kept observing his words, and said, "My lord, don't cry if you don't sing well!" ”
"Bastard, I cried because I was sad, I didn't expect that Ao Bai, a traitor, had looted so much people's fat and people's ointment, I cried for the country and the people!"
Duolong slapped his ass and said, "Oh, great, great, Lord Wei! ”
At this time, a soldier came and handed over the account books of Aobai's family wealth to Doron. Duolong opened the account book, but his eyes were still looking at Wei Xiaobao's face, and said, "My lord, the preliminary calculation of Aobai's total family property is a total of 380,000 taels!" ”
Wei Xiaobao suddenly turned his face to look at Duolong, pointed at him, and said indignantly: "This traitor actually made so much money!" What I hate the most in my life is corruption, I must start the emperor and divide the corrupt people! ”
Duolong was shocked, knowing that the big celebrity beside the emperor was not so easy to fool, and hurriedly said: "My lord, the villain is a little mistaken, Ao Bai's family property should be 3.8 million taels!" ”
"Huh?" Wei Xiaobao was surprised, so sad and indignant that he could only vent it by singing, "Hatred - hatred - like the ocean, ahhhh ”
After a pause, Wei Xiaobao's face became serious, and he said, "I must start the emperor again and restore the Ming Dynasty's skinning method for corrupt officials." Do you know how? ”
Doron asked, "How?" ”
Wei Xiaobao stood up and held Duolong down, and said, "First bury your whole person in the sand, bury it, only expose a dead man's head, and then use a knife to cut it in the middle of the head." Open a dead man's hole and pour mercury into your wound, wow! You're going to be itchy all over the place! ”
Doron was asking, "What about the hard stop?" ”
"It's hard to stop desperately looking for a hole to drill! There is a hole in the top of the head that is so open, and the skin is not needed in the wow, and it comes out with a chirp! -- I don't know what year and month -- get -- pay -- what you want, don't you feel itchy, you? ”
"It's so itchy!" Doron felt weak when he heard this, and after unconsciously touching the sweat on his face, he also became serious. Said: "My lord! The humble duty saw clearly, Aobai's total family property was 13.8 million taels, and there were many that were not recorded, so the humble duty suggested that they should all be moved to the adult's top, and then submitted after the adult counted it. Adult ......"
"Good!" Wei Xiaobao nodded with relief, then stood up, he saw a row of women kneeling in the courtyard of Aobai Mansion, and walked over curiously and asked: Alas! Why are so many people kneeling here? ”
Doron said, "Returning to your lordship. These are all Ao Bai's wives. ”
"Huh?" Wei Xiaobao stepped forward to help him up one by one, and the first one was a young woman. "So young, she must have been forced by Ao Bai, alas, it's pitiful, I knew at a glance that she didn't get enough sleep, and sent her to my house at night for me to sleep with her for two nights."
"Oh!" Doron sighed.
"Huh? Ao Bai is really ruthless. You see she was beaten to a swollen like this, and I will slowly help her get medical treatment when she is sent to my house! "The second is a woman with huge breasts, and the third is a blonde Russian beauty.
"Huh? Golden Lion King! Ao Baitong is a traitor, this must be a female spy of foreign devils, sent to my house so that I can be tortured! ”
"Wow! have them all! Delivered to my house too! ”
Doron saw that Lord Wei even wanted African women. Finally, I couldn't help but ask: "It's so dark!" ”
"It's the same when you turn off the lights!"
The last one is the old woman in her seventies and eighties, please pay attention to the old woman's expression, she is very excited!
Wei Xiaobao picked up the old lady and said, "Ah, Ao Bai is this Wang Ba, and he really didn't let go from eight to eighty years old!" ”
Duolong said: "My lord, you are a little misunderstood, this is not Ao Bai's wife, it is Ao Bai's old mother!" Do you want to eat it all? ”
Wei Xiaobao said: "Send it to your house!" ”
Doron said, "Why did you send it to my house?" ”
Wei Xiaobao said: "There is an old man in the family, if there is a treasure, now send a treasure to you, you should invite me to supper." ”
Please pay attention to the old woman's expression again, so happy, nodded again and again, and said, "Okay! ”
Duolong fierce old woman said: "What is good, I will flatten you!" ”
The part of the drama of confiscating Aobai's family property is so classic, it can be said to be a masterpiece, that is, Wei Xiaobao and Duolong will show the image of a pair of corrupt officials through irony and exaggeration.
Ao Bai's family wealth is 13.8 million taels, Duolong dared to report 380,000 taels the first time, and 3.8 million taels the second time, if Wei Xiaobao was a fool, he was fooled. In fact, many TV series versions of Wei Xiaobao are stupid when they copy Aobai's house, such as the new version of Han Dong's Wei Xiaobao, Aobai's family wealth is more than 2 million taels, and he will be very happy to share his 500,000 taels, in fact, Wei Xiaobao was born in a Qinglou, what kind of person has never seen it, and he is very shrewd.
And the movie version of Wei Xiaobao gave this shrewd performance to the fullest, and ate Duolong to death. Of course, the ghostly Wei Xiaobao also has a nemesis, one is the emperor, and the other is his master Chen Jinnan. For example, when Wei Xiaobao met Chen Jinnan again, the situation was reversed, and the more shrewd Chen Jinnan ate him to death.
Here's the thing, after Wei Xiaobao searched Aobai's home, he slipped back to Lichun Courtyard and met Chen Jinnan again. Chen Jinnan brought him back to the Heaven and Earth Society and promoted him to the head of the Aoki Hall.
Because Heaven and Earth will get the news that Ao Bai is being imprisoned in the Heavenly Prison, and his seven junior disciples are ready to go to the rescue, so Heaven and Earth will be ready to strike first, and Wei Xiaobao needs to return to the palace. Of course, Wei Xiaobao didn't want to, because now that he has money, why bother to take risks.
So Chen Jinnan said to him: "You little bastard shaved left and right, scraped so much oil and water, and now you have silver and women, you still don't have to make some effort?" ”
Wei Xiaobao: "There is a little bit of silver, just a mouthful of food, and there are no more women!" ”
There is no woman, so Chen Jinnan gave him a woman and called out a pair of Luansheng sisters, named Wei Xiaobao, who was actually spying on him.
Wei Xiaobao also understood, and pulled Chen Jinnan to speak: "Na, you are not obviously looking for two people to spy on me!" That's it, I'll honestly split the account with you as much as I scrape, don't let me enter the palace again, okay? ”
Chen Jinnan didn't say anything, Wei Xiaobao continued: "June Fourth can also be discussed, do you want to July Three?" It's too greedy. ”
Chen Jinnan's expression was sometimes serious and sometimes smiling, only smiling silently.
"Do you want eighty-two? You're so inhuman, shouldn't it be Jiuyi, then I'd rather enter the palace! ”
"Hey, you said it, I didn't say it!"
After Chen Jinnan finished speaking, he left, leaving Xiaobao alone lamenting that Jiang was still old and spicy. Next, Chen Jinnan has Wei Xiaobao, the internal response, and leads the Heaven and Earth Society to assassinate Aobai.
After a hard battle, Ao Bai was finally killed.
The audience saw that Ao Bai was dead and knew that the film was about to end, but a question arose, why hasn't Lin Qingxia come out yet, is it difficult for her to appear in the second part?
and Liu Shishi's Ah Ke did not come out, and the four beauties currently came out of the fake queen mother played by Gao Yuanyuan, and Princess Jianning played by Zhao Rongrong.
It seems that it is really going to the second part.
Lin Qingxia, who everyone was looking forward to, finally appeared at the end of the film.
The fake queen mother was recognized, flew away, and when she flew to the tree, she turned around and smiled, glanced at Wei Xiaobao, and revealed the true face of Lushan, it was Lin Qingxia.
"Wei Xiaobao, I will definitely come back, the next time I appear again, you will definitely not recognize who I am!"
At this point, the film freezes and ends.
Acknowledgment subtitles appeared on the screen, and it stands to reason that many viewers were going to get up and leave at this time, but everyone sat and didn't move, because Lin Qingxia finally appeared, and her glamorous appearance and the last words to Wei Xiaobao attracted everyone, and they all wanted to know if there was anything to explain behind the film, at least they wanted to know when the second part would be released.
Sure enough, a line of subtitles appeared at the end of the last film, "The Legend of Deer and Ding 2: The Divine Dragon Sect", which is scheduled to be released on December 22, so stay tuned. (To be continued......)