The third ninety-third attack, the bandits are coming

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Blood Phoenix No. 2 raised his hand high: "I'll make food!" I'm very good at rice-style food. ”

Lin Bai was overjoyed: "What kind of dishes will you have?" Register your name. ”

"Chicken thigh burger!"

"What else?"

"Beef burger!"

"I'm rubbing, what else?"

"And the pork burger!"

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Lin Bai covered his face, what is the essential difference between this woman's dishes and her own tomatoes and eggs? It's an unreliable one. Also unreliable are the two grandchildren of Iron Man, both of whom are rich and have never done any housework before, and they are all handled by the machine in the family.

"Well, the only one that can be relied on is Blood Phoenix Four." Lin Bai looked at her with anticipation.

Blood Phoenix No. 4 really didn't disappoint him, the names of various Fusang dishes were reported in a long list, and at least dozens of dishes could be made, Lin Bai couldn't help but be overjoyed: "Very good, great, with you, our family will not lose face after all." ”

May I interpret the meaning of this sentence as ...... Do you recognize me as someone in your family? Blood Phoenix No. 4 had a flush of excitement on his face: "You admit that you want to marry me?" ”

"This ...... I'm going to marry Qianqian! ”

"Uh......h Wow...... Bully! "Blood Phoenix Four ran away crying, well, it looks like I still can't count on it.

β†—οΌŒw≧ww.β€œ Jin Qiaoqiao, brother can only hope that a miracle will happen to you. Lin Bai looked at Jin Qiaoqiao with tears in his eyes.

Without waiting for Jin Qiaoqiao to answer, the whole room shook their heads together and said, "Forget it, letting her cook will only break the bowls at home in vain, so don't waste the bowls." ”

"Our family is finished!" Lin Bai raised his hand to the sky. screamed: "It's over, such a big family." I can't even serve a few decent dishes, how can I have Lin Bai's face? What kind of face continues to live in the old street? Let me die. ”

At this time. The knock on the door sounded softly, Lin Bai opened the door and saw that it was actually Qianqian, she walked in with a smile and said in a low voice: "Xiaobai, this year's flowing water seat...... I'll help you cook, we're already engaged anyway, so we should be a family, and if you bring out a bunch of tomatoes and eggs like you did last year. The old neighbors will laugh. ”

"Save the suffering, save the suffering, save the Guanyin Bodhisattva!"

At this moment, Qianqian's body shot out with golden light, blinding everyone in the living room.

In the afternoon of Chinese New Year's Eve, the female demon king was so hungry that she was basically invisible, she was lying on the rattan chair at the door of her house like a human being, looking at the sun in the sky, this damn sun is about to sink, you are sinking, and the Chinese New Year's Eve meal will be served...... The king will finally not have to go hungry.

In the kitchen, there was the sound of a kitchen knife cutting on a cutting board. There is the aroma of chopped green onions and garlic wafting out, it is Qianqian cooking, her cooking skills are not very good, but not bad. Ordinary cooking like most housewives, with a warm taste.

Blood Phoenix Four eventually made it into the kitchen, though she wasn't sure where she could stand. I don't know who Lin Bai is, but she still regards herself as a member of this family. When she was standing side by side with Qianqian in the kitchen, a thought suddenly rose in her heart, "I want to prove that I am better than this woman". Then I plunged headlong into the world of Fuso cuisine.

Two hardworking women quickly made dozens of dishes...... Packed in exquisite plates, and then put into the steaming compartment to keep warm, until the evening, Lin Bai pushed the four long tables out of the door, and then the women of the house began to carry the plates out, and after a while, the long table was full of delicacies...... Sichuan cuisine is made by Qianqian, Fusang cuisine is made by Blood Phoenix No. 4, there is a plate of tomato scrambled eggs from time to time, which is Lin Bai's handiwork, and the most outrageous thing is a few hamburgers mixed in the dish plate, which is made by Blood Phoenix No. 2, I don't know why, the hamburger is placed in a lot of Chinese cuisine and Fusang cuisine, it feels weird.

At the same time, the old neighbors are setting up tables and moving dishes on the old street, and countless delicacies are placed on the flowing water seats, from the old street to the end of the old street, the aroma is permeated, and the population flows for a long time.

This year, several new forces have been added to the old street, which is also a little different from previous years. For example, Miss Liu actually put out a table full of pastries, these pastries are made by herself, she is an elegant lady is very suitable for this kind of thing, each pastry is beautiful in appearance, people are reluctant to put it in their mouths. As a result, her pastries became a foil to the flowing water mat, and she could only see that she couldn't eat it.

Hua Butterfly set up a table of Jianghu dishes, the so-called Jianghu dishes, that is, large pieces of meat and large pieces of wine, such as a large plate full of spicy crabs, which made it red; After peeling the whole bullfrog, it is fried with pickled peppers, and the person who wants to eat it grabs one in his hand and gnaws it around greasy, which is very pleasant. This table of dishes is deeply liked by Li Tieshou, who was rampant in the rivers and lakes thirty years ago! He insisted on eating at the table of flowers and butterflies for half an hour before leaving.

Although the expression of the iceberg beauty is cold, the dishes are still delicious, and they are all very warm and healthy mountain delicacies, mushroom soup, fried bamboo shoots, fried fungus with yams...... It makes people feel very attentive.

The female demon king is the happiest of all, she has been looking forward to this year's Spring Festival since the Spring Festival last year, and now she can finally let go of her stomach and eat, she walked to the first table at the end of the old street, took a deep breath, and then resolutely began to eat, this time she was very prepared, and she would never stop without eating every dish!

Lin Bai saw a smile on every girl's face, and he also felt very satisfied, he liked that the people around him were happy, and he would be happy when everyone was happy. By the way, almost forgetting a person, Lin Bai hid in a place where no one was around, and dialed the flat-chested policewoman with the mobile phone dedicated to masked heroes.

"Happy New Year!"

"Happy New Year, my dear, too, where are you now?"

"Me...... Cough...... I am fighting for the happiness of a group of people, tomorrow I will come to you, let's go to your parents together to pay New Year's greetings. ”

"Really? That's great! The flat-chested policewoman was overjoyed: "Then I'll wait for you tomorrow." ”

Lin Bai hung up the phone silently, the most troublesome thing now is the flat-chested policewoman, sooner or later she will know that she is Xiaobai, what will she do then? Forget it, there must be a road before the car reaches the mountain, and we will talk about it when the time comes.

Halfway through the Chinese New Year's Eve dinner, the fierce loli came, and like last year's Spring Festival, her home is now occupied by a large group of women who love vanity and are bent on climbing high branches, and those women are holding a shameless and uncovered meeting with Wang Zhengyu, carnivaling the arrival of the New Year, and there is no place for the fierce loli.

Every year's Spring Festival will be like this, since the death of the violent Lori's mother, Wang Zhengyu is very afraid of spending the holiday alone, the words "family reunion" will remind him of his deceased wife, and every time he thinks of it, he will collapse, so he must spend all day drinking, and he must anesthetize himself. Fierce Lori also knows this very well, she doesn't blame her father for coming to Hu on this day, she just came to the old street quietly, and then pulled Lin Bai and didn't let go.

Lin Bai gently touched her head and carried her on his shoulder: "Let's go, set off fireworks!" ”

Unfortunately, before the fireworks were completed, there were a large number of guests in the old street, who were brought by the blind girl herself, most of these guests were old men and old women, only the one who walked in front was a young girl wearing black-rimmed glasses, wearing ill-fitting clothes, and looking dirty.

Lin Bai was taken aback: "I'm rubbing, all the people from the Justice League are here?" ”

That's right, the young girl at the front is clearly Superwoman disguised as an ordinary person, and the group of old men and old ladies in the back are of course some kind of Flash, Wolverine, Black Widow, Catwoman...... The superheroes of the Marvel world are here, and it's like bandits entering the village.

Lin Bai rushed over with an arrow, blocked this group of heroes on the street, and then dragged the blind girl in front of him, biting her ear and saying, "I'll rub, what are you trying to do with them in the human world?" ”

The blind girl spread her hands: "You can't blame me for this, I'm just a leader, and it's someone else who invited them to come to the human world for the Spring Festival." ”

"Who is so mad?" Lin Bai Khan.

"It's your woman." The blind girl spread her hands and said, "Flower Butterfly and Miss Liu." ”

Lin Bai: "......"

Only then did he remember that he had told Hua Butterfly and Miss Liu about the Marvel world (forgot friends, please rewatch 336 attacks), these two unknown women were so bold after knowing the truth, and invited all this group of unknown heroes over, they are going against the sky!

Lin Bai hurriedly caught up with Superwoman: "Hey, you have to take care of these bandits, don't let them make any trouble with the demon moth." ”

"Ah, how can you say they are bandits? They are all heroes of justice, brave men who fight for peace all over the world......" Superwoman protested against Lin Bai's words.

Lin Bai reluctantly agreed with her words, and as soon as she breathed a sigh of relief, Superwoman added: "They don't have any other shortcomings except for being anxious to find an heir......

As soon as these words came into his ears, Lin Bai felt that his whole person was not good. Because he saw that an old man had already come out of the queue, he reached out and grabbed Zhang Deyi, who was passing by, and greeted him in American English: "Hello, can the young man speak English?" ”

In this illiterate old street, there are really few people who can speak English, but Zhang Deyi happens to be a "returnee" who has lived in New York for many years, and he is very good at American English, and immediately smiled: "Hello, I will!" ”

"That's great, I'm afraid you won't understand." The old man's face was full of red flowers, and he said with great joy: "Young man, I see that you have a righteous face, you are a good seedling to be a superhero, do you want to be a superhero?" ”

ps: Thank you Emperor Tianqin for rewarding 300, waving a sword to break love for a reward of 200, and Kowloon Island King Demon and I Love Chocolate Sauce for a reward of 100