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I'm sorry.,When it's time to update at eight o'clock.,Suddenly a courier came.,When my father-in-law went to get the courier, he was dragged into the alley by a man in black who didn't know where he came from.,As a result, I forgot to update.。 ↗ Top Novel,——

Five days later, Jin Qiaoqiao's case was opened, as if it had been discussed in advance, she was convicted of the crime of disseminating obscene materials, but she was a first-time offender, and the circumstances were minor, there was no subjective intentionality, after being arrested, she admitted her mistake sincerely, took the initiative to hand over her illegal gains, was exempted from fixed-term imprisonment, and was fined 10,000 yuan.

When the punishment was handed down, Jin Qiaoqiao cried like a tearful person, this time it was not sad, but relieved, like the tears of the rest of her life, for this girl who has just entered society and has just started her life, it is terrible to be in prison for two years, these days she can't even sleep well, and she walks in a trance.

When she took a taxi home from the courtroom, Blood Phoenix No. 2 kept holding Jin Qiaoqiao and comforted her softly for a long time, and the poor girl finally stopped her tears.

Lin Bai was impatient: "Hey, I said, is it so troublesome for women?" Cry when you're unhappy, cry when you're happy, meow a mi, cry in any situation, do you want to live this day? ”

Jin Qiaoqiao hurriedly wiped away the tears on her face: "I'm sorry...... I'm so useless. ”

"It's really useless." Lin Bai snorted: "In the past few days, you have been doing housework in my house, breaking eight plates and four bowls, forgetting to turn off the fire on the stove twice, boiling the pot dry once, and running into the bathroom with a toilet brush when I was taking a bath...... Meow, are you going to brush me with that thing? ”

When Lin Bai said this, Jin Qiaoqiao's face was already flushed. That day, she had her case in mind and was doing housework in despair. My mind was completely blank, so I took a brush to wash the toilet and drilled into the bathroom. I didn't notice the sound of water in the bathroom at all, and when I went in, I found that Xiaobai was taking a bath inside, and he happened to be washing his crotch with bath gel...... At that time, she was in a bad mood and didn't react, but now that she thinks about it, she feels that she lost someone and went to her grandmother's house.

"I ...... I didn't mean to......" Jin Qiaoqiao's head almost buried in her chest.

"Forget it, I don't have to hold you accountable." Lin Bai said: "Now that the case is over, what are your plans next?" ”

"I can't write that kind of novel anymore." Jin Qiaoqiao sighed bitterly: "I can't go back home, now the neighbors have begun to gossip, my parents are listing the house for sale." I can't go back until they sell their house, buy a new one, and change into a new home. I can't go any more from the company's side...... Blood Phoenix Two, I'm sorry, I can't be your agent anymore. ”

Blood Phoenix No. 2 actually really didn't care, but Jin Qiaoqiao insisted that she didn't want to affect her reputation, so she was helpless: "Okay, I respect your choice, and the position of the agent will be reserved for you." Come back when you want to do it. But then you don't have a job for a while, right? What kind of new job are you looking for? ”

Jin Qiaoqiao bit her lower lip and said, "I am now a person with a criminal record, and no company will want me." I think...... In the future, I will concentrate on writing some serious novels and earning manuscript fees to live. ”

"Oh? Write serious novels? That's a good idea. Lin Bai and Blood Phoenix No. 2 both raised their hands and feet in support. It's better than her crying all day long.

Jin Qiaoqiao said suddenly: "I heard that the famous writer and famous screenwriter Thirty-two Father-in-law, that is, the author of "Overlord Flower and Xiaobai", lives on the old street and is still Xiaobai's friend. I want to learn something from him and learn from the experience of writing serious novels. Can you introduce him to me as a teacher? ”

Lin Bai Khan: "What a famous writer, that's a scum." And he hasn't written any serious novels. The novels written by that guy are all scumbags that don't cost their lives, not to mention the level of screenwriting. If you want to write a novel, write it yourself, and don't be affected by that scumbag. ”

"How can you say that about him?" Jin Qiaoqiao expressed his dissatisfaction: "He is a role model for our grassroots writers, and his success has made many people feel confident in writing......

"Okay, I'll take you to him...... If you can stand in his house for five seconds, I'll obey you. ”

When the taxi arrived at the old street, Lin Bai took Jin Qiaoqiao and walked to the thirty-two father-in-law's house.

is about to meet the legendary god author, Jin Qiaoqiao is quite excited, and she keeps guessing what kind of shape the thirty-two father-in-law is.

Lin Bai pushed open the door of his father-in-law's house, as if he had opened the lid of Pandora's box...... A dirty, **, dilapidated, forgotten room unfolded in front of Jin Qiaoqiao, the room was full of garbage, green hair everywhere, cockroaches and rats were scurrying all over the ground, spiders and flies were in a life-and-death confrontation...... In the middle of a pile of garbage sat a computer and an unkempt Somali refugee who opened his mouth and said, "Huh? What's the matter with Xiaobai coming to me? ”

Lin Bai turned around, pointed at Jin Qiaoqiao and said, "This girl is a rookie author and wants to find you to learn to write." ”

The Somali refugee grinned: "Hehe, what a beautiful girl, okay, come here...... Uncle taught you to write a novel......"

Jin Qiaoqiao felt that her whole person was not good, and pointed to the Somali refugee and said, "This is the ...... Famous author thirty-two fathers-in-law? ”

"yes!"

"This ...... This is the studio where the famous work "Overlord Flower and Xiaobai" was born? ”

"yes!"

"This ...... This is where the famous screenplay "The Dark Blade" was written? ”

"yes!"

"Uh......h Wow...... Mom...... I'm not going to write novels anymore......" Jin Qiaoqiao ran away crying.

The thirty-second father-in-law was curious: "What's wrong?" Why did this girl run away crying? ”

"Die!" Blood Phoenix No. 2 kicked the thirty-two father-in-law in the face, kicked out a large shoe print, and then ran out of the house, she didn't want to stay in this dirty house for a second.

Lin Bai helped up the thirty-two father-in-law who kicked to the ground, and said with a smile: "I'm sorry, that woman in my family is not sensible, I'm really embarrassed to beat you...... Brother Gai Ming'er invites you to dinner to suppress the shock. ”

The thirty-second father-in-law laughed and said, "It's okay, it's okay, it's so cool for the beautiful woman's feet to kick in the face...... Kick ...... again"

"I'll rub!" Lin Bai grabbed a chair covered with green hair from the side, and buckled it on his head with a "bump": "Meow, dead pervert." ”

After Jin Qiaoqiao cried for half an hour, her mood finally improved, of course, the sentence she just said "never write novels again" is just an angry sentence, after calming down, she can only write novels, she is clumsy and almost can't do any work, what can she do except write novels?

She locked herself in her room and went to create with passion, and Lin Bai could only sincerely hope that she would not write any more novels. Huh, something seems to be wrong? Lin Bai finally remembered: "Hey, if you only care about writing novels, there will be less people to do housework in the family!" ”——

Winter is passing day by day, the pace of spring is getting closer and closer, and the Spring Festival of 201x is coming. The Roaring Engineer of the Demon Realm temporarily stopped construction, and the construction workers returned to the Human Realm through the teleportation array, happily returning home for the New Year. The battery factory in the human world also took a long vacation, Wenwen returned to his hometown in Changshou County, and Qianqian stayed on the old street every day without going to work or school...... The whole of China began to enter a state of agitation.

The female demon king suddenly started a hunger strike and only drank water! And she was desperate for several days, and by the fourth day, she was so hungry that she was listless. Fortunately, this woman is a demon, not an ordinary human, and if she is an ordinary human, she has been hungry for three days, but she is afraid that her whole body will lose her strength.

Lin Bai couldn't help it, grabbed her shoulder and shook it: "Hey, I said, are you going to starve yourself to death?" You see, across the street is your favorite hot pot, don't you really want to eat it? ”

"Don't eat it!" The female demon king said firmly.

"What do you have to think of to die? Was it rude, or was it a broken love? You sue me, and I'll help you out. ”

"Neither!"

"Then why on earth are you starving yourself?" Lin Bai was crazy.

"I'm going to empty my stomach and wait for the Chinese New Year's Eve dinner to run water." The female demon king said seriously: "Last year, I couldn't eat half of the street, and I didn't eat the food in the back half of the street...... This year, I will have to eat and wear the whole running water mat anyway, so stop eating a few days in advance to ensure the maximum capacity of my stomach. ”

Lin Bai: "......"

Well, there is nothing to talk about with this nameless woman, Lin Bai really wants to kick her out.

However, as soon as she reminded her, Lin Bai remembered that the flowing water seat of the Chinese New Year's Eve dinner must prepare eight dishes, according to the rules of the old street, each family produces eight dishes, and everyone fights together to make a flowing water seat, which is the rule of the old street, even the most naughty Lin Bai must abide by it, otherwise he is not qualified to say that he is a part of the old street.

Last year, Lin Bai's eight dishes were fried tomatoes with eggs, scrambled eggs with tomatoes, scrambled eggs, fried tomatoes, egg tomatoes, tomato and egg soup, tomato soup, and egg soup, but this year you can't be fooled like this anymore. There are a lot of people in the family, counting Lin Bai, the female demon king, the two blood phoenixes, the Juniper Flower Demon, Jin Qiaoqiao, and the ancestor of Iron Man, so many people only provide eight dishes Obviously, I am a little sorry for the neighbors, so I must prepare a few more.

Lin Bai held the first family meeting, summoned everyone in the family to the living room, and everyone sat in a row: "Ahem, it's the biggest festival of the year in China, this year our family is overwhelming, we must do a big special event, first of all, starting with the Chinese New Year's Eve dinner, what good dishes will you all cook?" According to the report, we are going to make a super feast. ”

The female demon king was the first to speak: "This king is very good at eating, but he can't do it!" ”

Lin Bai said angrily: "I'll rub, you useless woman, go while playing, next." ”

The juniper flower demon hurriedly said: "I will have a lot of ......"

Before the latter words could be spoken, Lin Bai immediately interrupted: "You are forbidden to do anything, rest assured...... cough ...... "I originally wanted to talk about raising a fetus, but when I saw a room of people, I was embarrassed to say that I had enlarged the belly of the juniper flower demon, so I had to change my words and say: "Recuperate with peace of mind." (To be continued......)