Chapter 332: That's Your Fault
For Zhou Yan, there is almost no problem in this world that cannot be solved.
Because, he has the super anti-heaven cheat of the universal scene converter!
"Brother Almighty Scene Converter, come out quickly."
Zhou Yan said silently in his heart: "I need your help!" ”
“ok!” The universal scene converter said: "Have you thought about what scene to convert to?" ”
"Of course." Zhou Yan said: "It has become a scene where military training instructors find fault with students. ”
Zhou Yan remembered that during military training, as long as the instructors wanted to find fault with the students, they could find it no matter what.
Sure enough, the scene was chosen correctly.
The universal scene converter said: "Okay, in the scene transition, three, two, one!" ”
The scene in front of Zhou Yan's eyes changed, and he found that he was wearing a military uniform, dressed like a military training instructor.
And Su Anju looked like a college freshman undergoing military training.
Sweating profusely, he shouted: "One, two, one......"
His movements are still relatively standardized, striding with his head held high, and his walking is relatively standard.
Is this going to give him trouble?
Zhou Yan thought for a while and shouted loudly: "Stand!" ”
Halt.
It is a command word in the army, which means stop moving around and wait for orders.
It is equally effective in military training.
Su Anju stopped.
Looking for trouble, Zhou Yan is very good at this kind of thing.
"What are you walking on?" Zhou Yan said: "Are you walking like this?" ”
Su Anju: "Report sir, my steps are very disciplined and I haven't made any mistakes!" ”
Zhou Yan turned his face: "It's not bad for you to be like this?" …… If only the motherland were to be defended by soldiers like you. Maybe one day it will fall! Do you know what you're doing wrong? ”
Su Anju was confused: "Report to the sir." I don't know! ”
Zhou Yan thought for a moment. Said: "I don't even know where I'm wrong, you, you, you!" Call me how to say you? ”
Zhou Yan continued: "Go to the root of the wall and do a hundred push-ups, and I'll tell you again!" ”
"Yes, sir!"
In the army, the duty of a soldier is obedience, although he didn't know what mistakes he made, Su Anju still honestly ran to the base of the wall and did a hundred push-ups......
A few minutes later. Su An returned to Zhou Yan sweating profusely: "Report to the chief, the push-ups have been done, please make my mistake clear!" ”
Zhou Yan smiled: "What is the duty of a soldier?" ”
Su An stood up and said: "Obey the order!" ”
Zhou Yan said: "Need a reason? ”
Su An raised his feet and touched them, and said, "No need, report to the chief!" ”
Zhou Yan nodded with satisfaction: "Well, this attitude is not bad." So, I'll give you an explanation......"
"Thank you, sir!"
Zhou Yan said: "Do you know what kind of discipline soldiers need?" ”
"The style is rigorous and meticulous!"
Unexpectedly, Su Anju still has a better understanding of the requirements of soldiers.
This is also a professor at the No. 1 higher education institution in China. How can you not have a little official background or connections?
It is not surprising that people who know the military are not surprised.
Zhou Yan said coldly: "Then you sue me, your hair flutters in the wind." Neither shaved into a plank, nor characterized by Morse, what is going on? ”
"This ......" Su Anju is also very strange, why did he participate in military training today without preparing in advance?
Although his hair was sprayed with a lot of Morse, at most it formed a shallow, light-permeable and windy film of hair on the top of his head.
However, he can at least cut his hair bald or slab and it will look much more harmonious!
"Don't have anything to say?" Zhou Yan snorted coldly: "If you have nothing to say, hurry up and do another hundred push-ups!" ”
So, Professor Su began to work happily and happily in push-ups again......
In another scene.
Zhou Yan smiled faintly and said, "Professor Su, your statement is not authentic. ”
Professor Su laughed and said, "What's not authentic? Learning this thing, what is it about being authentic or not? ”
His words are good, such a thing as learning only pays attention to strict reasoning and strict logical dialectical relations, but there is nothing authentic or inauthentic.
Zhou Yan said: "Okay, then let's put it another way, what do you mean that in this place, my fair lady, gentleman, this good word, should be pronounced three times, as an adjective to match the above?" ”
Professor Su smiled: "That's natural, this argument has been published in the form of an essay in the most well-known "Huaxia Wenbao" in China, which aroused discussion among high-level ancient Chinese scholars in China at that time, and finally everyone agreed that my point of view is correct. ”
Zhou Yan said: "You mean that as long as a point of view is published by the media, the so-called high-level experts in China can be said to be correct?" ”
Professor Su vaguely felt that there seemed to be a pit in this sentence, but he couldn't find where the pit was.
After a moment of silence, he nodded, "Theoretically, that's the case. ”
Zhou Yan smiled: "This is your mistake." ”
Professor Su said, "What's wrong? ”
Zhou Yan said: "Everyone knows that the truth or falsity of a thing must be recognized by the vast majority of people in the world, or conform to the civilization tradition passed down for thousands of years, before a conclusion can be made. ”
He continued: "Professor Su, you are also an academic person, am I right? ”
Professor Su muttered, "That's true, but it's ......"
Zhou Yan said: "But what? Do you want to talk about Bruno's support for heliocentrism, and he was burned to death by the authoritative scientists and religions of the time? ”
Zhou Yan actually smiled: "Isn't that so?" ”
Professor Su was inexplicably surprised that this student was able to guess what he was thinking!
It's amazing!
He nodded: "Exactly, from this point of view, the truth is always in the hands of a few. ”
When the students in the audience heard this, they couldn't help but start talking again.
"Is the truth in the hands of a few? Is it a knowledge or a fallacy that most of us learn? ”
"It's always been a false proposition." Luo Suo smiled faintly: "Is the truth in the hands of the many, or in the hands of the few?" There is no conclusion at all, only by grasping the truth and being confirmed by future generations can it be conclusive. ”
Zhou Yan said: "Okay, let's extend the previous proposition - just now you said that the paper you published has been discussed and recognized by well-known people in the high-level Chinese language circles in China. Right? ”
Su An nodded: "Yes, they are undoubtedly the few people who have the truth. ”
Zhou Yan smiled: "According to your statement, then, now I alone say that your statement is wrong, compared to the number of well-known people in the high-level Chinese community, is it more or less?" (To be continued......)