Chapter 119: Fortunately, I Don't Have a Heart Attack (Ask for Collection)
Thinking like this, Pan Guiyao suddenly reacted that this was not the time to be cranky, and he was busy bowing and greeting: "Xiaomin Pan Guiyao greets the immortal chief, no, I don't know what it is, who is the immortal chief coming to the cold house?" In the last sentence, Pan Guiyao asked cautiously, although he wanted to look up and look around, so as to see what the gods looked like, but Pan Guiyao still restrained this impulse very rationally, don't arouse the disgust of the gods, it will be very bad!
"Humph! This god land! Hao Wen snorted coldly.
Sure enough! Pan Guiyao kowtowed again: "Xiaomin greets Grandpa Land!" The arrival of your old age has made the humble house shine, which is really the luck of the three lives of the small people! In a flash, Pan Guiyao had already decided, no matter why the land god suddenly appeared in his home, it was always right to shoot a good sycophant! This person loves to listen to good words, and this heavenly immortal should also like to be complimented by people (gods)!
Hao Wen couldn't help but have a different color in his eyes, could this thing also be a sycophant like Omapa? Just open your mouth and come, without the slightest ambiguity!
"Pan Guiyao, you are just fifty this year, is this god right?" Hao Wen asked.
"Yes, yes, yes! You're so clever! Pan Guiyao nodded hurriedly and complimented, feeling emotion in his heart, this immortal is really as powerful as the legend, he knows five hundred years before, and five hundred years later!
"Do you know you're disappointed in the gods?" Hao Wen said lightly.
Pan Guiyao was immediately stunned by these words, what is the situation? Grandpa Land is disappointed in me? I, what did I do to disappoint his old man? Recalling that he had just been furious here, making a mess in the room, out of the corner of his eye, he found that the shattered Jade Buddha not far away was lying there quietly at the moment. Pan Guiyao suddenly chuckled in his heart, could it be that Grandpa Di thinks that my old Pan is a believer in Buddhism, so he is disappointed in me?
Thinking like this, Pan Guiyao's intestines suddenly turned blue, and he wanted to slap himself twice on the spot, what a pig's head! Since I know about the land god from Lao Li, and I want to hug his old man's thick thighs, I have to throw away all these Buddhist things quickly! This land grandfather is the god of Taoism, and he finally came to his home, but he found that he still offered things to the Buddhist family, no wonder he was disappointed in himself!
The most tragic thing in this world is not that I am standing in front of you, but you don't know that I love you, but that God has clearly given you a hint that you are about to have a once-in-a-thousand miraculous encounter, but you are stupid and don't know how to prepare for it, and you have wasted it! Instant heaven, instant hell, is Pan Guiyao's mood at this moment!
If God is willing to give me another chance, my Lao Pan will definitely smash all these damn Buddhist things in the house as soon as he gets home from Lao Li that day, and then throw them all away, to hell with them! Pan Guiyao thought so.
Hao Wen didn't know that his words caused Pan Guiyao to think wildly, he meant that Pan Guiyao was old, and he was drunk and still played smashing things, which was really out of standard!
"Alas...... For your drunken sake, God doesn't care about you! Hao Wen said lightly.
Hearing that Hao Wen didn't care about him, Pan Guiyao was immediately overjoyed, and then he was stunned, and reacted to Hao Wen's words, for my drunken sake? Could it be that Grandpa Land doesn't blame me for worshipping Buddha statues, but blames me for getting drunk and smashing things?
Thinking like this, Pan Guiyao suddenly burst into tears, alas, mom, doesn't this mean that my old Pan still has the opportunity to hold the thick thighs of his grandfather and be appreciated by him? Alas...... It's so exciting, one moment heaven, one moment hell, and then back to heaven, and luckily no heart disease! How else can you stand it?
But now that you're back in heaven, you can't go to hell again! At that moment, Pan Guiyao kowtowed again and again: "Thank you Grandpa Land for your kindness, thank you Grandpa Land for your kindness!" Xiaomin will definitely not drink in the future! After finishing speaking, I secretly scolded myself in my heart for being really obsessed with today, I haven't drunk for many years, and today I actually went to buy a bottle and came back to drink, now it's okay, almost had an accident,! Drinking and making mistakes, my predecessors did not deceive me, and I must not touch alcohol again in the future!
"Hmm! Knowing that mistakes can be corrected, good is great! Hao Wen praised lightly.
To get such an ordinary praise from Hao Wen, Pan Guiyao suddenly breathed a sigh of relief, and the big stone in his heart fell to the ground, this land grandfather is really as kind as rumored, and he is very easy to get along with! You must show yourself well, don't leave a bad impression on his old man!
If Carlo and the others knew that Pan Guiyao actually thought that Hao Wen was easy to get along with, it was estimated that he would have the heart to pinch him to death, so would it still be called easy to get along? When are we not holy in his word? In ancient times, there were also courtiers who dared to point out the emperor's mistakes, and they could also be appreciated by the wise emperor! But what about us? If one is not as good as he wants, it is estimated that his life will be gone, can this be called a good relationship?
"Grandpa Land has to teach you a lesson, a lesson has to be a lesson!" Pan Guiyao said busily.
"Pan Guiyao, this god asks you, do you know what the responsibilities of this god are as land?" The official's speech is often cloudy and foggy, and it is deliberately unfathomable and makes people guess, so Hao Wen did not hesitate to learn about it.
This kind of routine Pan Guiyao is very familiar with, he used to be a believer in Buddhism, and he always likes to learn from those Buddhist monks who implied Zen in their words, so that his subordinates can be enlightened, but he suffers from his employees! I didn't think that he himself would be like this one day, so his mind was flying at the moment, and he recalled the impression of the poor lack of the land god in his memory, but he couldn't find any suitable answers, and he suddenly felt annoyed, regretting that he hadn't made up for the deeds of the land god recently.
At the moment, he could only guess, and it took a few seconds to organize the language a little, and when Hao Wen was impatient to wait, he cautiously asked: "The duty of Grandpa Land is to take charge of the mortal land community and protect the safety of all the people's homes in the world?" After finishing speaking, Pan Guiyao was apprehensive in his heart, since he can only guess, he can only guess in the good, and it is always right to praise the land grandfather! Even if the answer is incorrect, the consequences should not be too strict!
Hao Wen was suddenly a little embarrassed to be praised, and looked at the goods twice, he used such words to fool the huge fortune before, but he didn't think about it, and now Pan Guiyao uses the same words to compliment himself, what a ape dung!
At that moment, Hao Wen said cheekily: "Well, although it is not complete, it is not far away!" ”
Pan Guiyao suddenly secretly breathed a sigh of relief, listening to Grandpa Land's tone, he should be quite satisfied with his answer, as long as he is not angry! It's not good to be angry! When his old man is gone, he must immediately make up for his old man's life and deeds, don't go wrong one day, it will be a tragedy, Pan Guiyao thought with foresight.
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