Chapter 118: The Purer the More Hypocritical (Ask for Collection)

I have been pious for many years, but I am not as lucky as once! I don't have a relationship with the Buddha, haha...... Having no chance with the Buddha, Pan Guiyao laughed and remembered a sentence from the Buddhists, insisting on you will be in love!

You have to be pious, but you can't look good, haha...... Liar, Buddhism is the biggest liar maker in the world!

But I still believe it for more than 20 years, sad, ridiculous!

……

When Hao Wen came to Pan's house, he heard a person laughing wildly, and immediately looked for him.

After arriving, Hao Wen found a thin middle-aged man sitting on the ground at this time, close to the wall, his clothes and hair were a little messy, and there was a wine bottle beside him, about a third of which was only left at this time.

The man's eyes were a little foggy, obviously he had a bit of alcohol, he reached out and grabbed the wine bottle, and poured the rest of the wine into his mouth, but because it was too fast, he couldn't swallow it completely for a while. "Uh...... Burst...... Ahem, ahem, ahem......" The man began to cough sharply, bending over and coughing while stroking his neck with his left hand, trying to relieve the pain.

When the cough finally stopped, the man clenched the bottle with his right hand and pushed it to the ground, stretched his left hand back, leaned against the wall, and slowly stood up. Then he threw the wine bottle out of his hand and walked staggeringly towards a side room.

Hao Wen was stunned, this drunkard-looking man is Pan Guiyao? Looking at the age, he is a middle-aged person, which is in line. However, didn't Li Jiansong say that this thing believes in Buddhism and doesn't drink? Could it be that you have found the wrong address?

Just when Hao Wen was stunned whether he had found the wrong address, Pan Guiyao had already staggered into the side room. A few seconds later, there was a "bang", followed by the sound of objects falling to the ground, followed by a muffled "bang", and another thing being smashed to the ground.

The sound woke Hao Wen up, and his wings shook and flew over, intending to see what was happening.

After arriving, Hao Wen found that the room was in a mess at the moment, fruits, red candles, incense burners, incense, incense ashes...... Scattered all over the place. Behind the middle-aged man, the Buddha shrine engraved with the words 'Amitabha' on the table of the eight immortals was empty, and there was a jade Buddha on the ground not far in front of the man, but it had been shattered at this time.

Hao Wen was stunned, what's the situation? Is this a drunken drunken guy? Suddenly it hurt very much, and I actually found the wrong place and wasted time! Get ready to dodge now!

"Pan Guiyao, Pan Guiyao, you are really ridiculous......"

Hearing this, Hao Wen suddenly stopped on the spot, this drunkard is actually Pan Guiyao? Didn't Li Jiansong say that he didn't drink? Wipe the eggs, this intelligence does! Lao Tzu almost left! Just when Hao Wen was resentful, Pan Guiyao continued to speak.

“…… Back then, I actually listened to the fallacy of an old bald donkey, and then stupidly believed in Buddhism for more than 20 years, what about Buddha? Where is the Buddha? How come I have never met a Buddha? It's all a lie! You have to be devout and believe in the Buddha, but you can't be attached, you can't be attached to the appearance, I'm sorry! I won't believe it in my life! After Pan Guiyao finished speaking, he spat at the location of the shattered jade Buddha.

The plot jumped too fast, and Hao Wen didn't react at once, this is too dramatic, right? The devout disciples of Buddhism suddenly woke up and smashed the Buddha statue to betray, how can this have the flavor of fallen angels in the West? With such a dramatic plot, it is estimated that even Hollywood professional screenwriters can't write it, right?

Hao Wen couldn't help but be interested in the reason for the sudden change of concept of this product, was it stimulated by something? Hao Wen really didn't guess wrong, Pan Guiyao was indeed stimulated and stimulated by Li Jiansong......

However, this thing doesn't believe in Buddhism, but it is just convenient for himself, Hao Wen suddenly secretly thought about when and how he should appear.

In fact, this is similar to a certain cutie crying bitterly when she falls out of love, and then a certain animal takes the opportunity to hand over tissues and comforts her softly.

"Lao Li is right, as long as I help get things done this time, I guess the land god will not treat me badly! He Lao Li can meet God at one time, and my old Pan has believed in Buddhism for many years, not to mention Buddha, but he hasn't even seen the shadow of Buddha! Now that I have the opportunity to hug my thighs, how can my old Pan miss it again? You have to hug the thick thighs of the earth god tightly! Pan Guiyao's originally confused eyes became resolute.

Happiness came too suddenly, so suddenly that the mosquitoes were caught off guard! God gave Hao Wen a thousand assumptions, and he would never have imagined that such a plot would occur! A few seconds later, Hao Wen finally came back to his senses, but he was speechless, this Nima, Lao Tzu thought about it and planned for a long time, but you brought me a pie from the sky! Is there such a thing as fun? Alas...... Could it be that this is the so-called mosquito is not as good as the sky?

I have to say that the purer the mosquito, the more hypocritical it is sometimes! Since pies fall from the sky, they are non-toxic and harmless, isn't it over when you pick them up? You have to get cheap and sell well! At this moment, Hao Wen belongs to such a being!

After hesitating for a few two or three seconds, Hao Wen decided to bend down to pick up the pie.

"Alas...... Idiot......" Hao Wen sighed very cheekily, he may not be half of Pan Guiyao's age before and after rebirth, but now he is calling others 'idiot', I have to say, 'Land God' is a good identity! This mortal person, in front of this identity, which one is not a junior? It's a matter of course to call people 'idiots'!

The sudden appearance of this unfamiliar voice immediately startled Pan Guiyao, and he shouted: "Who? Who's talking? As he spoke, he looked around, but naturally he couldn't find anything!

Maybe it was because of the drinking, Pan Guiyao, who didn't know anything, thought that he had drunk too much, so he had auditory hallucinations, and he didn't care about it at the moment, and he staggered and wanted to turn around and leave this side room.

"Alas...... Idiot, why bother! Hao Wen said again in a compassionate tone.

The unfamiliar voice appeared again, Pan Guiyao's footsteps suddenly stagnated, his body trembled, he looked around expectantly, and shouted, "Who?" Who the hell is it? Come out for me! ”

A good actor, without a script, knows when to say what lines, and Hao Wen, an Oscar-winning actor, will naturally be no exception!

"Humph! Idiot, even if the god comes, he still doesn't kneel! Hao Wen snorted coldly on the spot, and at the same time threw the gravity technique towards Pan Guiyao, who was already shaking and unsteady, and was immediately pressed by the gravity technique to bend his knees and kneel on the ground, while Hao Wen took advantage of the situation to withdraw the gravity technique.

The sound of the words and the pain of falling to the ground made Pan Guiyao's already dizzy brain immediately sober up for the most part. I was stunned in my heart, and all kinds of thoughts kept popping up, what was the situation? God is coming? What God? Could it be the god of the land? No way? Did the land gods really come to me?

PS: Ask for collections, recommend wow! Tears in my eyes......

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