Chapter 190: Sister Pomegranate, who is peerless
What were Wang Bo and Xu Yu thinking in their hearts?
In addition to cheering in their hearts, there was only one word left to obey.
As the saying goes, there is no first, there is no second, and it is human nature to be competitive, and friends are no exception. Less than two years after Wang Xu's debut, he was praised by the media as a young leader of comedians, which made them feel somewhat unconvinced, especially "Thai Embarrassment" created a new box office myth in China, and anyone would be inflated with such a huge achievement.
After Wang Bo started "Thai Embarrassment", the movie salary soared from 58o to 8oo. He also has the sign of comparing himself with Wang Xu in his heart, who is the rising star of the Chinese film industry.
Now that he has the answer, Wang Bo saw the gap between himself and Wang Xu from this film, that is the gap between Wang Chongyang and Wang Yaoshi, the gap between the first in the world and the second in the world, and he is really convinced.
"Tang Bohu Dots Autumn Fragrance" completely surpassed "Thai Embarrassment" in the art of comedy, and all the comedy movies in the past ten years, only a few works in the peak of Ge Wei, or a very few classic comedies in the golden age of Hong Kong in the decade can be compared with it.
The only thing Wang Bo can be confident in his heart now is that its box office will not surpass "Thai Embarrassment", right???
At this time, Wang Xu didn't know what Wang Bo was thinking, and he didn't have to guess to know the shock in the hearts of many people. Because that's how a classic by the King of Comedy should be.
The lack of Zhou Xingchi's movie, what a pity, how boring, and now he has to fill this gap for the people here. At the same time, he was also very happy, and he felt the simple happiness of his youth.
"Hammer, you acted so well, it's so good!"
At this time, Zhuang Xiaodie whispered in his ear, and Wang Xu glanced at her. I saw that my wife's face was red because she smiled a lot.
Wang Xu smiled slightly, and reached under the table to hold Zhuang Xiaodie's soft little hand. He didn't speak and continued watching the movie.
In the film, Tang Bohu successfully infiltrated Washington and became a low-level subordinate, and 9527 is his lifelong codename. However, he never had a chance to get close to Akika, until one day Sixiang put paper kites in the inner courtyard.
Tang Bohu felt that the opportunity had come, and he broke the thread of the paper kite with a stone. The paper kite landed on the roof.
"The paper swallow is broken, what should I do? What's going on??"
"Sisters, what's wrong??"
"9527, help us take down the paper kite!?"
Tang Bohu pointed to the sign in the inner courtyard, which read, "Low-class people and dogs are not allowed to enter", and said: "But as a low-class person, it is inconvenient for me to come in." ”
Haruka blurted out: "Who is you a low-level subordinate?" I'm just thinking you're a dog.?"
"Huh?!"
When Wang Xu saw this, he couldn't help laughing, and Zhao Rongrong beside him did laugh very loudly. The people next to the laughing people all looked at her. Because Haruka is what she played.
When this girl saw herself in the movie, she had a wonderful feeling in her heart, which made her so excited.
Not to mention this girl, at this time in the film, Tang Bohu wanted to deliberately fall down when he was holding the paper kite to win Qiu Xiang's sympathy, but the good thing was destroyed by the Wu Zhuangyuan of Washington, and the paper kite was also damaged. The four incense who provoked him were angry.
"Humph! Let's go. Akika was the first to leave angrily, and Haruka said, "It's not that easy. We can't play with paper kites, flatten him!?"
The three sisters punched and kicked Tang Bohu.
After Tang Bohu was beaten, it was night.
Tang Bohu suddenly appeared in the inner courtyard, and there were words in his mouth: "Fortunately, I tried my best to protect my face, and my handsome appearance was preserved." I'm going to find a chance to confess to her tonight, and see if you Qiu Xiang is emotional about me! ”
After saying that, as soon as he turned around, he suddenly received a punch in his right eye.
"Oops~~~ Who hit me??"
"It's my peerless, amazing Sister Pomegranate.?"
What appeared in front of Tang Bohu's eyes was the pomegranate sister who had appeared in front of Washington before. But at this time, Sister Pomegranate had red foundation on her face and became so ugly.
Tang Bohu was surprised: "It's you?" I have no grievances with you......
"I'll fight!" Sister Pomegranate gave Tang Bohu another punch, and his nose bleeded.
"Why?" Tang Bohu was stunned.
"Why?! Because you should fight! You secretly painted my crush, now everyone knows, how can I still have the face to see me? I'm still dead! ”?
"I'm okay with that."?
"Of course you said it, do you want to die with me and be a pair of mandarin ducks with the same fate? Phew! I haven't promised to accept your love yet.?"
"Sister Pomegranate, you misunderstood, in fact, I respect you as much as my own mother.?"
"Mother?!" Sister Pomegranate was shocked: "You actually fell in love with your mother?!" Oh my God, it's so exciting to be so rebellious and lose your conscience! Come on, I've never tried it before, I'm a little nervous, come on! Hurry up!?"
"Oops! Sister Pomegranate, are you crazy?! ”
As she spoke, Sister Pomegranate was already lying on her back on the ground, her hands and feet spread out, "Don't say it again, do it quickly!" Don't pity me because I'm a delicate flower, hard! ”
said hard, suddenly one foot stepped on her face hard, poor Sister Pomegranate was still dreaming in spring, and she passed out with a miserable scream.
Who stepped on it?
"It's really unlucky to see such a disgusting thing when you come!?"
It turned out that four flower thieves jumped in from outside the wall, and one of them happened to step on Sister Pomegranate.
"Good step!?"
As soon as Tang Bohu said a word, he was caught by the other three thieves.
At this time, one of the flower thieves said: "I heard that the four incense flowers here are as beautiful as flowers in spring, summer, autumn and winter, especially that autumn incense is simply life-threatening."
"Boss, what about this? Kill him? ”
The boss of the flower thief said: "Hey~~, this pair of dog men and women are also considered to be in the same way, so it's okay to be knocked unconscious."
Tang Bohu found an opportunity to speak: "Hey~~, the four of them are the four great prostitutes who are famous in the south of the Yangtze River?!?"
"That's right, we are the east and the west, the south and the north!"
"Wow, yes, yes~~~~~~~~" Tang Bohu admired it very much, "Good! I can't hide it, my little brother, I am known as Yushu Linfeng Sheng Pan An, a little Zhou Botong with plum flowers and begonias! ”?
"Haven't heard of it!"?
"Hey~~~ This little brother is even willing to take this kind of goods, and the title of little lewd thief is well deserved.
Tang Bohu said smugly: "Little ca, no matter how bad it is, I've played it!?"
"Wow?! Then we should call it Big Brother Luo?!?"
"Don't dare to be, don't dare to be! I heard a few big brothers say just now that they want to go in and play with Autumn Fragrance??"
"That's right."?
"Then let the younger brother lead the way."?
"Ah~~~~, do you want to have a second one?! Then you're number one!?"
"Thank you, thank you!"
Saying that Tang Bohu brought it in front of him, several people stepped on Sister Pomegranate.
This performance is a classic among the classics in the film, the elegance is peerless, and the amazing pomegranate sister Lei has turned the eyes of countless people. Actor Yuan Qiongdan has not been popular before, but with Sister Pomegranate's performance, she became popular, and her acting career became prosperous, becoming the second actress signed by Golden Hammer Film and Television after Zhao Rongrong.
Of course, this is all an afterthought, the audience at the scene of the film is happy, didn't I say earlier that some film critics are counting the number of times everyone laughs, hehe, they have long forgotten about the statistics, where can the film be so exciting.
If you pay attention to the media area, all the reporters are sitting and watching the movie, and no one cares about the reaction of the stars.
Sister Pomegranate, Zhu Zhishan, Ruhua, Xiaoqiang, Wangcai, was later called one of the eight classic supporting roles in the film by netizens.
Then there are already five in the film, and the sixth and seventh classic supporting roles will also appear immediately, they are the two sons of Washington, Hua Wen and Hua Wu.
It is said that the four prostitutes alarmed Mrs. Hua, and it turned out that Mrs. Hua was also a top master, and she subdued the four prostitute heroes in two or three moves. In the chaos, a book of Tang Bohu's poems in the Mid-Autumn Festival fell to the ground and was revealed. Mrs. Hua and Tang Bohu's wife were rivals in love, and Tang Bohu hated Tang Bohu the most.
Just when Qiuxiang was in crisis, Tang Bohu came forward and said that the poetry collection was his, and also performed a percussion and rap performance, lying that he and Tang Bohu had a common enmity, and successfully persuaded Mrs. Hua.
Moreover, Tang Bohu was also lucky to be promoted by Mrs. Hua to be a companion reading boy and accompany the two young masters to study.
[I thought that there were five chapters enough to write the classic part of the film, but I underestimated it, and I guess there is still one chapter to finish.] I understand that there are friends who can't wait to see all kinds of coolness after the release of the film, and so do I. I have obsessive-compulsive disorder, if I skip the meeting that I don't write, I don't have an open-minded heart, and everyone looks at it patiently and slowly, all of which should be remembered as a good memory when I was young. (To be continued!)
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