On the street, Mrs. Hua took four maidservants in spring, summer, autumn and winter and hundreds of family members to worship the gods and incense, and formed a long queue, attracting many passers-by to rush to watch.

"Today, Mrs. Hua has brought her maidservant Sixiang to the incense."

"I heard that all of them are immortals, especially Qiu Xiang, who is even more amazing.?"

Tang Bohu heard everyone's discussion and asked, "Which one?" Which one the hell is it??"

"That, that!" Zhou Wenbin and Wen Zheng shouted together in the team of the Ming Dynasty Washington: "Qiu Xiang ~~~~~~~~~"?

A fair woman in the team smiled back, she was Qiu Xiang played by Master Liu, who was really beautiful. But Tang Bohu did say: "This is very ordinary, is it nothing!?"

Zhou Wenbin said: "Don't worry, Brother Bohu, you have to know that beauty is the same as flowers, and it needs green leaves to set off to show her charm, you can take a look." ”?

After speaking, Zhou Wenbin and Wen Zhengming shouted at the same time: "~~~~~~~~~~~~~ beauty?"

All the maidservants in Washington turned around, and Tang Bohu saw that Qiu Xiang was surrounded by ugly girls, or a group of shemales.

Tang Bohu was shocked: "Wow~~ Look at it again, she is really beautiful?" Let's go to the temple and get moving! ”

So after arriving at the temple, the four talented men dressed up as beggars.

"It's up to you!

“fo11o-me！ When we have the next opportunity, we will go up together and loot it."

It is funny to burst out of Tang Bohu's mouth with a foreign text "fo11o-me", but you feel reasonable, this is the charm of Wang's or Zhou's comedy, making you forget its rationality in joy.

Zhou's comedy has the same charm as cartoons, so that you don't think about reasonableness, just like you definitely don't think about Xiong Er. The two bears can talk, sing, and dance!

Perhaps it is precisely because of this that there is no ideological constraint, and he can create like a whimsical creation, and he has achieved a generation of comedy kings. Otherwise, the actor and director have such courage to adapt "Journey to the West" and adapt OO7. adapted "The Legend of Deer and Ding" and achieved no less than the original work.

Back in the film, Qiu Xiang's loving smile shot Tang Bohu like a Cupid's arrow. Tang Bohu finally found his ideal, that is, Qiu Xiang.

At this time, Mrs. Hua went to chat with Master Zhengyi, the presiding officer of the temple, and Qiu Xiang helped Mrs. Hua ask for a peace sign. Just as Qiu Xiang was kneeling on the ground and begging for a signature, Tang Bohu appeared.

"Ahhh

After that, he walked over to Qiu Xiang, "Miss, worship God??"

Qiu Xiang glanced at Tang Bohu and nodded, Tang Bohu smiled: "Okay." Worship God, and God will bless you."

At this point, a stick fell to the ground.?

"I'll come."

Tang Bohu hurriedly picked it up, but he didn't give it to Qiu Xiang, but used his invincible pickle girl combination skills - handsome man's smile + cute and cute + men are not cheap and women don't love.

"Oops"

Usually a woman is a poet and a painter, and the unruly Tang Bohu's combination skills will basically be knocked out, but suddenly there is a "Ah~~~~~~~~~~~~~"

A monk appeared and kicked Tang Bohu away.

ko！！！

Tang Bohu was kicked and flew out of the temple, and he hadn't figured out what was going on. The monk appeared in front of him, took out a plaque, and put it away. It reads, "It is strictly forbidden to make noise in the temple".

This kicked bridge is classic, funny, but not classic enough. The audience has not yet recovered from the laughter, which can be called the most classic scene in the film.

Tang Bohu entered the temple again, and Qiu Xiang had already left, so he immediately chased him out. When they arrived at the wharf, they called a boatman to chase the official ship of Washington.

This boatman is played by Qian Feng.

Qian Feng's performance in the "Saint of Gambling" series left a deep impression, and his popularity flew like a rocket. Now his TV series salary has reached 1o million episodes, and his movie salary is 8o million episodes, and his worth has tripled compared to joining Golden Hammer Film and Television Studio.

The resources invested by the studio in Qian Feng are also worth it, and Qian Feng participated in three TV series last year. Two movies and three advertisements have given back more than 6oo profits to the studio, and it is expected that there will be tens of millions this year.

Among the Tiantian Brothers, his Cheng dù, who is loved by the audience, has passed Brother Ou. There are even rumors that Qian Feng is going to quit "Everyday Upward" and concentrate on his acting career.

At this time, as soon as the audience saw that Qian Feng came out, their interest increased again.

"Brother, give me a chase of the official ship in Washington.?" Tang Bohu said to the boatman and jumped on the boat.

"Good! Childe, be careful!?" The boatman said: "Childe, you really know the goods, there are so many ships, you just picked my boat, I am famous for being fast." ”?

"Really?"?

"Of course."?

"Hey~~~ Your ship is sinking!?"

Tang Bohu was shocked, the boat was really sinking, and the water was flooding his waist.

"Didn't I say that Shen also sinks fast.?"

"Don't make trouble, I'm in a hurry, big brother!?"

"Looking at the way you look, I knew you were chasing Qiuxiang.?"

"How do you know??"

"I've seen a lot of rich men like you. But just walking around in front of Washington, that's "hemp rope to lift tofu - don't mention it".?

"What's your trick??

"I have to find a way to sneak into Washington.?"

"Then you'll teach me two tricks, please.?"

"There are tricks, I don't see if you can get on the road.?"

"Listen to the eldest brother."

"Listen up~~~~~~~?"

The two cargo companies, both men and the ship, sank into the water. The camera switched, Tang Bohu, who had changed his clothes, and Qian Feng's boatman pushed a wooden car? appeared in front of the west gate of Washington.

At this time, Tang Bohu reminded the boatman: "Hey~~~ The play is about to be staged, and you can't move when you are killed."

The boatman said, "You said that all the money from the sale was given to me, and you were not allowed to rip it."

Tang Bohu said: "With your wisdom, can you be bluffed??"

The boatman thought for a moment and said, "That's right. ”?

After saying that, the boatman lay on the car and pretended to be dead. Tang Bohu held up a sign saying that he was selling himself to bury his father, knelt beside the car and shouted: "Neighbors. Come on, the filial son who has just come out of the oven is afraid of selling, so if you don't sell it, you can come and take a look!?"

He was shouting, and Qiu Xiang and Sister Pomegranate, the maid of Washington, opened the door and came out.

Sister Pomegranate saw Tang Bohu and asked, "This little brother came here early in the morning to sell himself to bury his father." Too unlucky, right??"

Tang Bohu said: "I don't want to either." ”?

Qiu Xiang glanced at Tang Bohu and said curiously, "We seem to have met somewhere, right?" You look good-looking.?"

"The so-called acquaintance, please have mercy on me with the two sisters!?" Tang Bohu cried, but he cried so exaggeratedly.

"It's so miserable! We just don't have a subordinate, I think—"

Before Sister Pomegranate finished speaking, a miserable cry came: "I'm so miserable, sell myself to bury my whole family!?"

Everyone looked back for the sound, and there was another person, pushing a wooden cart. There were six dead people in the car, and this person was still spitting blood, which was extremely miserable!

"Oh my god!"

"Holy!"

"Poof~~"

Don't get me wrong, these voices are not from the people in the film, but from the audience.

Six dead people lay in a row, covered with a wooden plank, and the words read, "Sold to bury the whole family, father, mother, grandfather, grandmother, uncle, and aunt unfortunately died." The family is so poor that he voluntarily sells himself to make money for the funeral. I hope that my father and fellow villagers will help me a lot. Thanks! ”

In this case, the director used close-ups. makes it look so bad, how miserable, Mrs. is so funny, so that everyone only notices a few seconds later that this actor is a cameo by Xiao Ai.

"No?!?" Tang Bohu's reaction was the same as that of the audience.

Xiao Ai cried out sadly: "Two girls, have mercy on me, my family of six all died in one night." I have grade 10 tuberculosis. Half sold and half given, you just bought me! ”

Qiu Xiang was moved by compassion and said, "Oh, Pomegranate, you see that he is much more pitiful. We'll buy him back to Washington, okay??"

"Then buy him."?

Tang Bohu saw that the atmosphere was wrong, and hurriedly said, "Sister, I'll come first."

Qiu Xiang said, "Isn't it a matter of first serving."

Sister Pomegranate agreed: "That's right, six people have died in their family, and only one has died in your family." I'd love to help you, too, but I'm really struggling.?"

"But I'm miserable too??"

"What's worse for you than him, tell me about it.?"

"I ...... I...... This...... This ......" Tang Bohu hesitated, what was so miserable about him, so he stretched out ten fingers, "You see I haven't cut my nails in the past few days, it's full of black mud, isn't this bad enough?" ”

"Wang~~"

At this time, the puppy next to Xiao Ai died suddenly.

"Wangcai...... Wangcai ...... Wangcai, you can't die, Wangcai, you have been with me for so many years, you have been affectionate and righteous to me, and you are kind-hearted, but now I haven't even let you eat a full meal, I'm sorry for you, Wangcai!?"

Tang Bohu saw that Xiaoai was crying very painfully, he saw a cockroach on the ground, and shouted, "Be careful!" Sister Pomegranate was frightened and retreated, trampling the cockroach to death.

Tang Bohu immediately cried 'grief-stricken": "Xiaoqiang! Xiaoqiang, what's wrong with you, Xiaoqiang? Xiaoqiang, you can't die! I have been dependent on you for so many years, and I have been teaching you to raise you as if you were my own flesh and blood.

To be honest, people are really miserable, but Tang Bohu is fake, the fake is obvious, and the crying is fake. But it is this strong contrast and contrast, coupled with Xiao Ai and Wang Xu's superb acting skills, that makes people laugh.

For a few seconds, the scene was drowned out by laughter, and many viewers didn't hear what Pomegranate and Qiu Xiang said clearly, and many people bought tickets to watch another movie in order to rewatch this paragraph.

"!" Xiao Ai put down Wangcai and walked to Tang Bohu, Tang Bohu threw away Xiao Qiang, also stood up, and the two confronted each other.

"Big brother, don't make trouble. Look at how clean you are, go in and put on some makeup. Look at me, rotten life, rotten hands full of sores, how can you be miserable with me? ”?

"Don't compare with me, I can't stand people comparing me the most!?"

"How about comparing to you?"?

"Are you pushing me?"?

"Can you be worse than me?"

While speaking, Tang Bohu suddenly picked up a stick and broke his arm. "Oh, you said you had rotten sores on your hands, and now my whole hand is broken, who is worse than who!?"

"You're having too much fun, aren't you?!"?

"You son, I got in touch with you today!?"

The man also hated: "Lao Tzu will play with you to the end!" , come on! As he spoke, he smashed his head with a stick, and immediately bled profusely. Want to play with me? I don't even want my life, see how you compare to me! Who - dare - to be worse than - me - ah?! ”

With a thud, he fell to the ground and died.

"Hahaha!"

The audience burst into laughter again, compared to Zhao Benshan, Wang Bo, Xu Yu and other comedy stars laughing, while pondering why the film can make everyone laugh, and pondering the merits of Wang Xu's performance.

Among them, Zhao Benshan is a leading figure in the comedy industry, and he has a brilliant vision. The film has been playing for 32 minutes, and he has fully seen the charm of Wang Xu's performance, yes, it is charm.

Almost every tens of seconds, the audience laughed, and every few minutes there was a big laugh, and even he himself thought it was wonderful.

Zhao Benshan compared "Laughing Jianghu" with this film in his heart, and now there is the same gap between adults and babbling children. is comparing his beloved apprentice Xiao Shen Yang with Wang Xu.

"Xiao Shen Yang is very talented, he is a genius comedian, but at this moment, Wang Xu, he has passed the category of genius, and he can already be called a master."

Zhao Benshan raised Wang Xu to the same height as himself in his heart.

At this time, in addition to Zhao Benshan's many thoughts in his heart, Wang Bo and Xu Yu's hearts are also very complicated. (To be continued!)

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