"Hahaha!"

Zhao Rongrong laughed, and stopped when she realized that she was laughing too loudly, she looked at the director behind her embarrassedly, the director didn't shout to stop, it shouldn't have affected the show.

The show continues.

Just said that the host of the Tianshan Martial Arts Conference was like Wang Mitao, and he didn't talk nonsense after he came to the stage, but invited the leader to speak.

"This leader, bald, thick lips, small eyes and big belly, walked up to the podium slowly, raised the microphone in his left hand, and held a stack of five-inch speeches in his right hand.

"Today, we are gathered together, Tianshan **, to elect the head of the Tianshan faction. The standard of assessment does not have to be childish, but it must be both moral and artistic. ”

"Tianshan (**) on the Sword"

"Sora Aoi"

Wang Mitao, who was on the side, changed two notes in a row to remind everyone.

Lying and exercising, Tianshan **, it doesn't have to be childish, but it must be both moral and artistic, this is clearly a fixed Teacher Cang, and Wang Xu also wants Teacher Cang.

Wang Xu couldn't help laughing.

"Please show your strengths, each with magical powers, only single-handed, not group p, point to the end, kill without compensation, and the final elected head will be given the first position of the Tianshan faction. Reward cut cake 5 pounds, ∑, ↑. ”

Nima, don't allow the group p, this is still talking about the Tianshan Mountain**.

"Then for five hours, there were constantly masters falling to the ground, all of whom were in charge of heat stroke. After the leader finished speaking, the sword discussion officially began, and the host shouted, the sword has no eyes, and the competition is harmonious. Please come to the stage one by one, show your magical powers, everyone can see, and finally vote for the leader. ”

As soon as the words fell, a young man turned over and jumped on the stage with a harrier, okay. The first player, I saw this young man Yushu in the wind, both inside and outside, his eyes were full of strong spiritual power, he took the microphone and only said one word. ”

"Have you heard of Amway?"

Everyone was stunned, and the host kicked him off the stage and flew into the beggar gang with a whoosh, and the beggar gang raised their dog-beating sticks one after another. Bang bang beaten. Suddenly, a Taoist priest flew up, and went to one of the stops, Yuanyu Yuezhi, graceful bearing, poor Dao is a Maoshan Taoist, the law is the treasure of the army, Kuang Fu world, slashing demons and demons. ”

"Hu Shubao is your senior brother?" This is Wang Mitao's question.

"Look at my artifact. Longquan Sword! Ahh I don't see the blood, and I swear not to return. ”

"Night type", "Leakage prevention"

Wang Mitao, what do you mean by these two tips, the Longquan Sword is not a Hushu treasure!

"I saw that he relied on the magic weapon Longquan Sword, opened the altar, and recited words in his mouth, the heavenly spirit and the earth spirit, and the blue pool goaay. Color x1ady frozen handsome, anti-busy north nose black feeding dogs"

"This Taoist priest has not passed the fourth level" is Wang Mitao's kind reminder to everyone.

"A Sword Kills Immortals"

Suddenly, the sword in Wang Nima's hand broke, "Ah~~~~~~ Tao * Bao Pit Dad!" ”

The host kicked him down, pretending to be a ghost. Isn't there a single one with strength in the entire Tianshan Sword? No, at this time, an old man walked up, thin, hunchbacked, bald, wearing sunglasses, a white beard, and a yellow book in his hand, very inconspicuous, the host asked what is your name, call me Teacher Wutian. ”

"Oh, I've heard that you used to be the head of the floor in heaven and earth?"

Heaven and earth have been the minister of the floor, interrupt, this sentence made Wang Xu laugh. The great name of heaven and earth is really thunderous, and the head of its floor is a big man.

"Yes, it's the old man."

"Why are you here to perform Qigong Wave?"

"Wave push plane!" This is another hint from Wang Peach.

The show had to be interrupted again, because it would make Wang Nima laugh and couldn't go on.

"Good, good, good, everybody's applause!" Wang Xu stood up and took the lead in applauding.

The program team was very happy to see the boss applauding, because the show can only be done with the affirmation of the big boss, and Wang Xu's identity is not only everyone's boss, but also their idol, so whether it is Wang Nima or others, they care about Wang Xu's opinion.

The recording of the show was paused, and everyone took a break.

At this time, Wang Nima came over to ask Wang Xu's opinion, and he asked: "Brother Sledgehammer, please don't hesitate to guide, what are our shortcomings?" ”

Wang Xu thought for a while and said: "I think it's very good, if you insist on insufficiency enough, the content is a bit simple and not rich enough." Of course, the first season has limited funds, and the team also needs to run in, and it is good to be able to do this, and the second season will be fully upgraded. ”

Wang Nima nodded in agreement, and at this time, the show was about to continue, and Wang Xu sat back in his original position.

Then he said that after Mr. Wu Tian, the head of the floor in heaven and earth, came to the stage, "Why are you here to perform Qigong waves?" ”

"No, it's not."

Then Teacher Wu Tian also sacrificed his magic weapon, a rice cooker. "Look at my magic wave, the leader under the stage suddenly flew up, spinning in the air, I told you to talk about it just now, I fainted from heat stroke three times just now, I want to seal you in the rice cooker, pua! This leader was sealed. ”

"Well done, this is a great pleasure, the audience applauded, the strong have their own strong hands, the wicked and the wicked demons, I saw a big man step onto the high platform, red eyebrows, angry eyes, I am the real person of Lanruo Temple Yan Chixia."

After Yan Chixia finished speaking, she also took out his magic weapon, King Kong Jin, "Look at my Yama blood sacrifice, boom, he bit his finger and drew a talisman with blood in his hand, and there are words in the innermost part, Boye jackfruit." ”

A funny scene appeared.

When Yan Chixia recited three consecutive sounds of Boye jackfruit, Wang Mitao also gave three notes in a row on the side

"Yui Hatano!"

"Yui Hatano!"

"Yui Hatano!"

Boye jackfruit (Yui Hatano) snapped, and was knocked down by him when he went off the stage, which can be described as invincible, and everyone was stunned by him.

"Who else, the Wudang faction, accept it or not, the Taoist priests of the Wudang faction have been persuaded to obey, what about the Kunlun faction, you are the most awesome if you are convinced, what about the beggar gang, the beggar gang An eight-bag elder turned around and said what is the noise, we are busy and tired, and then continue to beat that Amway boy with a dog stick."

Seeing this scene, Yan Chixia nodded with satisfaction, and was about to sit in the position of the head of the house, when suddenly a person jumped up, and it was actually a woman.

"I'm not convinced!"

"Who are you?"

"My name is Yang Mi."

"Hahahaha, a female streamer, hey, Yang Mi also took out her magic weapon, she dragged her shoes, and the magic weapon is her stinky feet."

"Woo, Yan Chixia sprayed nosebleeds on the spot, and in an instant, the sky was dark, and the sand and rocks flew away, and the major leaders were incontinent and begged for mercy. Yang Nuxia quickly received her magical powers, oops, ahh~~~~~~h ”

"Yo, I only heard his voice and didn't see his person, finally a master appeared, even Yang Mi was in his heart, this kind of kung fu, is it a long-lost transmission of thousands of miles, everyone raised their eyes and looked around, and they really couldn't find anyone to speak."

"Hahahaha, don't look at it, you can't find me. Finally, someone appeared, he was there, everyone looked at it, and it turned out to be Guo Jingming standing under the stool. ”

The atmosphere suddenly froze, everyone looked down at Xiao Ming, and Xiao Ming looked up at everyone.

Yang Mi lifted his foot and stepped on it"

PIA screamed and trampled to death!

At this time, the host was lying on the ground and talking, cough cough, please put on the shoes, and after Yang Mi put the shoes on, the dark clouds in the sky disappeared, it was amazing, Yang Woman's chivalrous skills were shocking, the heroes worshipped the world, the magic was worldly, the ancient and the modern, the feet of yin and yang, the qi ran through the world, the heaven and the earth were the evidence, worship the head of the Tianshan faction, lead the group, please sit in the first place."

"Yang Mi is very proud, she defeated the crowd today, the overall situation has been decided, she raised her feet and walked to the first place, but she has already sat on it, who is that, that's right, that's Liu Ye (Brother Sha), hahahaha"

Finally, Wang Nima ended this episode of the show with a laugh.

This last paragraph blacked three stars, Yang Mi, Guo Jingming and Er Kang with big nostrils. This is the style of "The Big Incident", which not only complains about hot news, but also dares to brush up on celebrities.

"Rong Rong, what do you think after reading it?"

"It's funny, it's just so black Yang Mi and Guo Jingming, okay?"

"Huh!" Wang Xu smiled and said, "Are these guys still going to take me off?" ”

"Hee-hee, I'm going to watch the episode that hacked you."

"You can't see it for the time being, it's going to be a second season. Okay, it's your turn, hurry up, it's time to eat. ”

Zhao Rongrong has a task to come, she wants to record a small clip at the end of the episode of "The Big Incident", use her fame to promote the show, and also to promote her new film "The Legend of the New White Witch"

"he11o, hello everyone, I'm Zhao Rongrong, please pay more attention to "The Legend of the New White Witch", pay attention to the rampage comics, and read more runaway comics with your friends when you are bored, and children don't watch the runaway comics!"

“ok！”

Such a simple job, Zhao Rongrong passed it once.

"Bang Bang!" At this time, Wang Xu slapped his palms a few times, attracting everyone's attention, "Everyone has worked hard, at noon, our boss Zhuang has a treat, she sent a text message and said that she was waiting for everyone in Yuloudong, give you 1o minutes, and then everyone gathered in the parking lot downstairs." ”

"Long live the hostess!"

Everyone cheered, and then dispersed, busy packing up their tools and preparing for the big meal