Chapter 231: The hilarious Tianshan Martial Arts Conference
After Golden Hammer Film and Television acquired Runaway Comics, it acquired Youyouqi Studio on the same terms. ← top novel,
A week later, the two studios moved into Building B next to Golden Hammer Film and Television. Both teams are comic book lovers, so it's easy to get along and they're happy with the new environment.
On the morning of this day, Wang Xu and Zhao Rongrong walked into the recording room of Building B's "Runaway Event" together. Zhao Rongrong was here for the first time, and her appearance attracted everyone who was working, and everyone chattered around her, leaving Wang Xu, the boss, cold.
"I don't have to work anymore!"
Wang Nyima shouted, and everyone dispersed as birds and beasts.
Wang Nima's goat hood aroused Zhao Rongrong's curiosity and asked, "Are you the village chief of Xiyangyang?" ”
Wang Nima touched the big hood and said, "Isn't it cute and cute?" ”
"Well, it's cute!"
"I could be cuter, we can look into it when we have time."
After Wang Nima sold a cute, he talked to Wang Xu about business, and the preparations for "The Big Incident" were all done, and he could start recording when he came.
Wang Xu nodded and asked Wang Nima to get busy, he and Zhao Rongrong sat down behind a camera, and a caring little girl brought two bottles of drinks.
"Thank you!"
Zhao Rongrong said thank you to the little girl, and then looked curiously at the two anchors with hoods on the anchor stage. In addition to Wang Nima, the anchor of today's issue of "The Big Incident" is Wang Mitao.
At the beginning of the show, Tang Maru read an opening sentence in Cantonese-
"The decline of martial arts, the withering of rivers and lakes, the death of the grandmaster, the collapse of the sect, the gangs in the world are still alive, and all kinds of ruins are waiting to be revived. The Tianshan faction raised their arms and shouted. Invite the head of the world to discuss the sword at the top, just wait for the heroes to compete for beauty, compose the last glory, the historian said: Tianshan head conference. ”
The theme of this issue of the rampage is the Tianshan Heads Conference, what is the interesting news, please listen to the report brought by the anchor Wang Nima and the deputy anchor Wang Mitao.
Wang Nyima said: "Hello everyone. Welcome to watch the side story of the rampage, I am Wang Nima. ”
"I'm Wang Peach."
Zhao Rongrong saw that what the deputy anchor Wang Mitao said was expressed by changing the note with the sign in his hand.
"I have unfortunate news for everyone, Peach can't speak today."
Hearing Wang Nima's words, Wang Mitao immediately pulled out a piece of paper on the sign, revealing the word "yes".
"He had a hemorrhoid in his throat, which had just been surgically cut off, but he couldn't speak anymore, and everyone mourned for him."
"Fart. I just had a cold! ”
Zhao Rongrong saw the content on Wang Mitao's brand, and was immediately amused, the two of them had a very interesting way of broadcasting.
Wang Nima continued: "But Peache's work enthusiasm is very high, and she insists that I take him to the show. ”
Is this really the case, Wang Mitao angrily changed a note, which read: "I was kidnapped by him." Then he changed a note with the words "Wang Nyima is stupid X".
"It doesn't matter if he can't speak, it's enough for everyone to look at me. Let's just ignore Wang Peach. Speaking of this, Wang Nima stopped, and he felt that something was wrong. looked back at Wang Mitao, "Hey, don't mess around here, what do you write on this sign?" ”
The witty Wang Mitao hurriedly flipped the sign over, and the back read, "I love Wang Nima!" ”
"Oops, nasty! All right. I'll just allow you to stay here. Wang Nyima was very happy, he didn't know if when he turned his head, the peach brand flipped back again, or "Wang Nyima is stupid X".
"Hahaha!"
Zhao Rongrong couldn't help laughing, she laughed. While whispering in Wang Xu's ear: "Wang Nima and Wang Peach are very interesting to work with!" ”
Wang Xu smiled slightly, did not answer, and continued to watch the show.
"Uh, we're officially on today's show. Where there are people, there are rivers and lakes, and recently, a nine major sects gathered in Xin*jiang to hold a martial arts conference and re-elect the head of Tianshan Mountain. Guangming Network News, in addition to the nine major schools of the martial arts conference, it is said that the Tianshan faction also invites folk strangers to make cameos. ”
"The attributes are not enough to equip me", this is the explanation of Wang Peach next to him.
"It's a pity that our favorite qigong master Wang Lin has also fallen recently, he raised his middle finger and no one stabbed to death, but poked the laughter of many people, and fled to Hong Kong in embarrassment to live in seclusion, and our Hai * Lake silver gun Xiaobawang, I am afraid that he will not be able to come to the lawsuit recently, and his silver gun poked everywhere and poked out the problem."
Qigong master Wang Lin and Zhao Rongrong have heard that even Ma Ling, Zhao Wei and others used to be superstitious about this person, and this person has recently been exposed as a liar.
"Who is the little overlord of the silver spear in Hai*dian?" Zhao Rongrong asked Wang Xu quietly.
Please forgive our family Rongrong for all her energy in her acting career, the girl who used to soak in the Internet all night is gone, and it is understandable that she doesn't know the name of Haidian Silver Gun Xiaobawang.
"Li Tianyi."
"Huh!"
Speaking of Li Tianyi, Zhao Rongrong understood, and also understood the connotation of the silver spear overlord.
"And this Xiao Jian~~"
Wang Nyima mentioned Xiao Jian in Huanzhu Gege and elongated his tone, and Wang Mitao next to him cooperated to give a hint, and the sign painted a portrait of the sun and Tang Maru's head.
"He sees that the sun is green now, so don't mention it."
This stalk is estimated to be understood only by viewers who have watched the previous episodes of Rampage, because many netizens say that Tang Maru looks very similar to Xiao Jian. As the chief yellow examiner, he works 9 hours a day, 5 hours of overtime, and 14 hours a day is bo, and even the sun is green.
Why look at the sun is green, because the sun is red, look at the yellow and look at the old after looking at the sun, yellow + red = green.
Wang Xu understood this joke, but Zhao Rongrong didn't understand it, so she didn't see anything.
Continue to watch Wang Nyima broadcast the grand occasion of the martial arts conference.
"In this way, the talents of the martial arts conference are withering, and I haven't been able to witness it with my own eyes, but I have heard a lot of amazing insiders, and I can tell you about the day of the Tianshan faction here."
"He's starting to talk nonsense!" This is Wang Mitao's interpretation again.
At this time, Wang Nima paused, and glanced back at Wang Peach, and the witty Peach reversed the sign in time, "I love Wang Nima!" When he turned around and changed back to "He's starting to!" ”
I don't know why Zhao Rongrong always feels funny when she sees this little funny action between the two, but it is not so funny for Wang Xu.
Wang Nyima continued to broadcast: "It was a group of people, tens of thousands of people, these people were divided into gangs, each occupying one side, that one was a Taoist priest of the Wudang faction, this one was a beggar gang, and they were all holding dog beating sticks in their hands, and that group of people were all wearing small yellow hats. ”
With a little yellow hat?
“???” Wang Mitao immediately replaced a note.
"Their team leader held a loudspeaker and shouted there, this is the Tianshan Mountain, after the visit, everyone lined up, follow me to the store over there to buy some souvenirs, and then, there are still people squeezing inside."
"Tour group" Wang Mitao understood.
"The Tianshan faction has made a lot of money just by collecting tickets, and the group purchase requires one hundred and fifty-one tickets. The reclusive masters of the whole country have appeared, and you can see that from time to time there are people flying from the sky, and there are also those who fly from the edgeworth, and there are also those who come on small friends."
This paragraph is not touching just by listening to the commentary, and it is accompanied by pictures and videos. Look, it was Sun Wukong who drove the clouds, Li Xiaoyao came from the sword, and it was Avatar who rode his little friend.
"Heroes and heroes from all over the country all sat on the ground, happily eating boxed lunches." Saying that, Nyima made a gesture of burying his head and eating a boxed lunch, and made a weird sound in his mouth. Then he looked up and said: "The organizer is making rice, at this time the host is on the stage, hey, look at this host, white hair is flying, temples are protruding, eyes are like electricity, nostrils are turned out, and there are two grains of rice on the side of his mouth." ”
"Hey, it actually looks quite like Wang Peach, right?" Saying that, Wang Nyima glanced at Wang Peach.
"Right"
Wang Mitao's original note on the brand was "" number, and when Wang Nima's eyes came, he unhurriedly pulled out some of the note, revealing the first word "right" on the following note, which formed the "right" that Wang Nima saw.
When Wang Nima turned around and continued to broadcast, Wang Mitao pulled out all the notes, and the entire content of the notes below was revealed, which was three words-
"To Your Sister" (To be continued......)