Chapter 922: Good Taste (Asking for Flowers)
After a snoring sound, the two wine bottles were filled with burnt and scorched urine, and because they were confiscated, the urine came out directly, making Meng Chao's hands and pants.
Meng Chao shook his hand, closed the lid of the wine bottle, and then put the two bottles of urine into the cold water bucket.
Then, Meng Chao put his hand on his nose and sniffed it, and suddenly, a smell of urine came to his nose.
Meng Chao frowned, put his hands in the bucket and washed them twice, and then started the car again and went to find He Qiankun on an errand.
Meng Chao felt that it was all for watering flowers anyway, although Old Man Zhao required that it must be a child's urine, but who could tell whether this urine was a child's urine or someone else's urine.
Since the boy doesn't have enough urine, I'll make up some points for him, maybe my own urine and watering his kind of flowers will grow better.
Inside the courtyard below Fengqi Mountain.
Old Man Zhao drank two sips of tea, stood up, and said to He Qiankun on the side: "Come, Ah Kun, let's try it with one palm." ”
"What? Master, I've only been studying for half a month, how dare I join you, what if you break my arm all at once? "He Qiankun has seen Old Man Zhao's kung fu, and that time he crumbled the stone into powder all of a sudden, and the kung fu in his palm is naturally not bad.
"Don't worry, Ah Kun, I'm just trying your palm power, see how the internal strength in your body is after half a month of practice, I know it in my heart, you don't have to be afraid." Old Man Zhao said with a smile.
"Alright then, Master, you must take it easy." He Qiankun still said uneasily.
"I know, Ah Kun, use all your strength." After Old Man Zhao finished speaking, he walked towards He Qiankun.
He Qiankun sank into the dantian, transported the internal force refined in the past few days, and slapped it towards Old Man Zhao with one palm.
And Old Man Zhao, who carried up the two layers of internal force in his body, also slapped at He Qiankun, and with a bang, He Qiankun felt numb in his hands, but he didn't feel much uncomfortable.
But Old Man Zhao took a few steps back before stopping.
He Qiankun looked at his hand in disbelief, and then looked at Old Man Zhao, isn't it true that I have only practiced for fifteen days, and my internal strength has surpassed that of Master, I am simply a genius who practices martial arts.
"Master, are you alright?" He Qiankun stepped forward and asked.
Old Man Zhao laughed and said: "Yes, Ah Kun, it's really good, this Juyang Divine Skill is really powerful, you have only practiced for fifteen days, you can catch up with my two-layer skill, this is simply incredible, practice well, as long as you practice for two months, you Juyang Divine Skill will be successful, and at that time, Master, I will not dare to fight against you again." ”
"Huh? Just caught up with Master, your two-layer skills? He Qiankun said dejectedly, he thought that his internal strength was already higher than that of his master.
"What? Ah Kun, are you still not satisfied? I have been practicing kung fu for more than 60 years, my two levels of skills, if ordinary people practice, 20 years can be practiced, that is a very good talent, you have only practiced 15 days of kung fu to this realm, looking at the entire rivers and lakes, it is impossible. Old man Zhao said.
As soon as Old Man Zhao said this, He Qiankun became excited.
Yes, Old Man Zhao is in his sixties, and he has only been practicing for a few days, so he has such skills.
"Ah Kun, you can try this stone." In order to give He Qiankun confidence, Old Man Zhao pointed to a stone in the courtyard for viewing and said.
This stone is the size of a face plate, and the stone is very hard, He Qiankun looked at it, mobilized all the internal force, and slapped it.
With two clicks, the stone made a cracking sound, and I saw that the stone was directly cracked into five pieces by He Qiankun's palm.
He Qiankun's face was suddenly full of surprise, just now he slapped the master, there was no intuitive effect, and now he slapped the stone, and He Qiankun's confidence immediately swelled.
This palm can crack stones, if it hits a person, wouldn't it be a single palm that can kill you?
"How? Ah Kun, do you know how powerful the Juyang Divine Skill is? Old Man Zhao saw He Qiankun's confident appearance and asked with a smile.
"En, I know, Juyang Divine Skill, it really deserves its reputation." He Qiankun said happily.
"He Shao, you are so powerful, I simply worship you to death." Ah Fen walked over with his ass twisted, his eyes shining and exclaiming.
"Haha, it's average, it's far worse than my master." He Qiankun said.
My current strength is equivalent to Master's two-layer skill, and if I insist on practicing like this for two months, I will be even more powerful than Master, what kind of state will it be at that time?
He Qiankun was looking forward to it, as if he saw his bull pen coaxing Ye Fan and punching him away.
And Xiaoying was covering her mouth and looking at herself incredulously.
Ah Fen looked at Old Man Zhao and laughed very much, but he was very unimpressed in his heart, what is so powerful about this dead old man, he doesn't even use that thing, he knows every day that with his mouth and hands, he can't get people to get up.
Now He Shao's kung fu is so powerful, wouldn't he be more brave in bed, if only He Shao covered himself, he was young and golden, and now he is so powerful, but unfortunately, He Shao has to let himself accompany this perverted dead old man, alas! It's a pity that I have a white body.
"Ah Kun, it's almost twelve o'clock, why hasn't Meng Chao brought the boy to pee yet?" Old Man Zhao suddenly asked.
He Qiankun looked at the time, no, it will be twelve o'clock soon, Meng Chao, what's going on? This kid is really not cleaned up.
"I'll call him." He Qiankun took out his mobile phone.
At this moment, the gate of the courtyard was pushed open, and Meng Chao ran in with two bottles of chilled boy urine: "He Shao, I'm here." ”
"Why are you here?" He Qiankun shouted unhappily.
"Today, the children went to get vaccinated, so it's late." Meng Chao said.
"Hurry up and give it to me, you and Ah Fen can go out and play, and bring me the gate." He Qiankun said, and took the two bottles of boy's urine into his hand.
"Okay." Meng Chao handed the two bottles of urine to He Qiankun, and then said to Ah Fen: "Ah Fen, let's go, let's go out to play, don't delay He Shao's practice here." ”
"Okay." Ah Fen reluctantly followed Meng beyond the large courtyard, and then closed the gate outside.
When Meng Chao and Ah Fen were out of the courtyard, He Qiankun asked, "Master, can you start?" ”
"Let's start, it's a little late, you know, the sun at twelve o'clock at noon, that's the most useful for you to practice the Yang Gathering Divine Skill, you quickly drink the boy's urine, start practicing, and I'll teach you some specific moves later." Old Man Zhao walked under the osmanthus tree and continued to drink kung fu tea.
After He Qiankun listened to Old Man Zhao's words, he immediately stood under the sun, opened one of the bottles of boy's urine, and drank it with his mouth to the wine bottle when he drank beer.
A bottle of boy's urine went into his stomach, He Qiankun smacked his lips, and said to himself: "Damn, what's going on?" Today's children's urine, why does it smell so strong? ”
In fact, after drinking the child's urine for so many days, He Qiankun has adapted to this taste, and now he only needs to speak with one mouth, and there is a strong urine squirt out of the mouth, which even can't brush his teeth.
It's just that He Qiankun is the mayor's son, and he is usually very domineering, and others don't dare to show it when they smell it, let alone say it to him.
And after He Qiankun got used to this smell, he couldn't feel it, just like people with bad breath couldn't feel that their mouth was smelly.
But today it's a little different, the child's urine is the child's urine, how the child says it is much cleaner than the adult's body, although the urine also has the smell of urine, but it is certainly not as strong as the adult, and today's urine, one and a half catties of two catties are Meng Chao's urine, Meng Chao drank so much wine last night, and there is a little inflammation under it, the urine that comes out of this urine, of course, is how turbid and turbid, the taste is strong to death, He Qiankun even if he has adapted to the taste of the child's urine, he still feels very nauseous in his throat, Almost threw up.
"Is this kid sick?" He Qiankun was very suspicious that the boy's urine was from a healthy child.
"Ah Kun, what's wrong? Drink it now. Old Man Zhao saw that He Qiankun stopped drinking a bottle there, and immediately urged.
"Huh? I'll drink, I'll drink. Although the smell of urine is very strong and difficult to drink, He Qiankun can't be sure, so as soon as Old Man Zhao urged, He Qiankun quickly picked up another bottle and drank it with a bang.
The last bottle and half of the bottle are real children's urine, and this bottle is all Meng Chao's, your smell is so fishy that people can't stand it.
He Qiankun pinched his nose and drank it, and hurriedly wanted to go out.
Frightened, he quickly covered his mouth and suffocated it raw.
Grandma's, if you vomit, it will be a waste, and you can't say anything to make these boys vomit again.
Finally holding back, He Qiankun stood under the sun, endured the scorching sun, and began to cultivate according to the internal strength and mental method taught by Old Man Zhao.
Meng Chao and Ah Fen went outside, Ah Fen looked sullen, looking at Meng Chao and feeling annoying, this Meng Chao, a stingy ghost, doesn't want to spend a penny, and always wants to get himself, where is there such a good thing in the world, doesn't the old lady come out to sell it for money? Phew.
Seeing Meng Chao looking at his lustful appearance, Ah Fen snorted, twisted his head to the side, and walked towards the stream.
"Ah Fen." Meng Chao caught up and shouted enthusiastically.
"What?" Ah Fen asked angrily.
"Ah Fen, will you accompany me in the field today?" Meng Chao asked.
"What? Who do you think I am? You can do it if you want, sorry, I'm not interested. Ah Fen aired.
"Ah Fen, look, what is this?" Meng Chao stretched out his hand to Ah Fen's eyes.
Ah Fen looked at it, and his eyes immediately widened, because in Meng Chao's hand, he was holding two hundred yuan.