Chapter 921 - No Profit
"Damn, it's past ten o'clock, Meng Chao, get up quickly." After He Qiankun woke up in the school dormitory, when he saw the time, it was already more than ten o'clock, and he immediately shouted.
"Huh? He Shao, is it dawn? Meng Chao asked in a daze.
"Are you a pig? It's past ten o'clock, and you're even asking if it's dawn? He Qiankun scolded loudly.
"Huh? It's past ten o'clock? I'll start now. Meng Chao quickly rubbed his eyes and got up.
Last night, a few people went to the restaurant to eat together, and if they had drunk and eaten according to the previous program, they would naturally go to nightclubs or discotheques and other entertainment venues to have fun.
It's just that now He Qiankun is practicing Juyang Divine Skill, and he can't touch a woman, if he is not careful and has a relationship with a woman, then the kung fu of more than half a month will be in vain.
Since He Qiankun, the mayor's son, can't go to play, how can other people be embarrassed to leave He Qiankun alone to find a woman, they don't have the guts.
Therefore, several people had been drinking with He Qiankun for half the night last night, and it was past one o'clock in the morning when they returned to the dormitory.
This also directly led to the fact that He Qiankun and Meng Chao had just woken up at more than ten o'clock in the morning.
"Damn, it seems that I can't have breakfast, so after I get up, I'll go to Master's place immediately, you go buy me boy urine, and drive it to me directly, don't be late, if it's late, you won't be able to practice today's kung fu." He Qiankun said a little anxiously.
"Huh? What does this boy's urine have to do with the kung fu you practice? Meng Chao asked incomprehensibly.
He Qiankun was afraid of embarrassment, so he always said that he used these boys' urine to raise flowers, Meng Chao didn't know that He Qiankun drank the boy's urine to practice, so he asked.
Ga?
He Qiankun almost fell headlong, damn, he almost wore a gang.
"That's right, my master likes those flowers very much, let me find a boy to urinate and get fat every day, if I can't find a boy's urine for a day, he won't teach me to practice, okay, don't ask more, you must not miss my business." He Qiankun shouted.
"Don't worry, He Shao, I promise not to come late, I have already told those old ladies that the boy's urine will be ready early in the morning, and it will be the first in the morning." Meng Chao immediately assured.
"Alright, let's split up." He Qiankun got up, washed up briefly, and left the dormitory.
And Meng Chao, after washing up, went out and drove the broken Santana that He Qiankun gave him, and drove towards a nearby community.
Now, the matter of buying children's urine, He Qiankun has completely handed over to Meng Chao.
In fact, this is also what Meng Chao won by himself.
After the collective price increase incident of the old ladies in the community last time, Meng Chao was given one, that is, he could use this matter to make money.
These old ladies want a hundred yuan for a soak of children's urine, which is simply blackmail, these so-called children's urine, usually no one wants it at all, and now they are strange goods.
Therefore, Meng Chao took the initiative to give He Qiankun this life.
And He Qiankun, as a mayor's son, naturally doesn't like to do such a shameful thing outside, so he agreed very painfully.
Moreover, at the price of 100 yuan for a bubble of urine, two catties of boy's urine is generally enough for six bubbles of urine, so He Qiankun gave Meng Chao 600 yuan a day, asked him to buy boy's urine, and then sent him to the place where he practiced.
After Meng Chao took this job, he was so happy that he died.
He immediately eliminated the original community and found another one.
As long as it is a community, there are no little boys in it.
As soon as Meng Chao told the old men and old ladies who were watching the children about using money to buy children's urine, he immediately made them happy to death.
Meng Chao only gave the price of ten yuan for a bubble of children's urine, and those old ladies flocked to it one by one.
Every day, as soon as Meng Chao appeared in the community, as long as there was a little boy, those who watched the children ran to Meng Chao and asked to sell the boy's urine.
At the beginning, it was still at the price of 10 yuan per bubble of urine, and later, in order to compete, some directly reduced it to 5 yuan a bubble of boy's urine.
Later, it was reduced to four yuan, three yuan, and now, one dollar for a soak of urine is fine.
After all, these urines usually can't be sold for a penny, and these old ladies are all cheap, so they are all competing to sell them to Meng Chao for a dollar for a soak of urine.
Meng Chao's happy mouth was about to open, it used to be a hundred yuan a bubble of boy's urine, but now it has become a bubble of one dollar, and He Qiankun gave himself a bubble of 100 yuan, in this way, he bought two catties of boy's urine by himself, and it was only six yuan, and the remaining five hundred and ninety-four yuan was his own.
Damn, I'm a business genius.
Meng Chao was so excited that he wanted to die, earning 594 yuan a day, 5,940 yuan in ten days, and ...... a month Damn, this is not a good calculation, anyway, it is more than 17,000 yuan.
More than 17,000, driving a car every morning, it's more than 17,000, this money is too easy to earn.
Meng Chao now wants to laugh happily every day, so he can't wait to drive to the community to buy children's urine immediately.
Moreover, although Meng Chao drove a broken Santana, He Qiankun was much more generous now, and even gave a fuel card of 1,000 yuan so that Meng Chao could better serve him.
Now Meng Chao has a car, gas, and money.
He hurried up, this little day was still very comfortable.
When he arrived at the gate of the community, Meng Chao directly stopped the car and entered the community with two wine bottles.
However, after entering, Meng Chao found that there were not many children outside today.
What's going on? When I came by myself in the past, most of the old ladies were waiting in the garden with their grandchildren, why is there no one today?
After asking someone, Meng Chao learned that the children in the community today had gone to the epidemic prevention station to get vaccinated.
Meng Chao searched for a long time before he found two children who came back from vaccination, and finally squeezed out half a catty of children's urine, but there was still one and a half catties and less than two catties left.
What to do?
Looking at the time, it was almost eleven o'clock, and it took more than 40 minutes to drive from here to the mansion at the bottom of the mountain.
If I go to other communities now to find children to pee and pee, then I may miss He Qiankun's business.
If it was because he had mistaken He Qiankun's matter, he wouldn't be able to practice today, and he wouldn't have beaten himself?
Now He Qiankun looks much stronger than before, and he seems to have a lot more strength.
If you beat yourself up, it won't be worth the loss.
What to do?
Meng Chao thought about it, and a smile appeared on his face.
Meng Chao carried the wine bottle, ran to the supermarket at the door, bought three bottles of beer, and then entered the broken Santana.
Turning the beer on, Meng Chao grunted, and drank all three bottles of beer into his stomach after a while.
Then, Meng Chao started the car and drove towards He Qiankun's mansion.
Beer is diuretic, and only halfway through, Meng Chao's urine will come up.
Stopping the car, Meng Chao took the wine bottle, unzipped his pants, took out his little brother directly, and peed on the bottle.