"Where are you?"

Hearing the female voice on the phone ask, Zhou Li looked around and stammered a little: "I'm there, uh, in a taxi, and I'm about to go to the People's Hospital." ”

There was silence on the other end of the line for a moment, then he continued, "Oh, it's good that you're not dead. ”

Although the tone was as cold as ever, Zhou Li heard a hint of 'relaxation' as if it was an illusion.

In this regard, even if she is more familiar with her temper than anyone else, Zhou Li can only smile bitterly.

My sister, who is so strong that she has completely inherited her father's demeanor, will put a lot of pressure on others even if she speaks inadvertently.

In this regard, Zhou Li has a deep understanding that compared with him who is so ordinary that he can't be found in the pile, his sister is a genius and strong person who is enough to despise all cows, ghosts, snakes and gods in any aspect.

Since he was a child, he was given to death by his sister, who has the same name but different words.

Even the only time, Zhou Li mustered up the courage to resist because the love letter he received was torn up by his sister, and he was quickly and brutally suppressed, so that he couldn't cry when he was beaten by his joint skills.

Fortunately, my sister has rarely returned home since she went to college, and her whereabouts have become even more mysterious after graduating from college, otherwise Zhou Li's tragic childhood and adolescence would have continued into her youth.

It seemed that he was not in a good mood because he had waited too long just now, and Zhou Li's voice was slightly angry: "Why don't you answer the phone?" ”

Although he knew that she couldn't see it, Zhou Li still subconsciously held up an innocent expression, and showed a sincere smile like a little plum serving Lafayette: "No, I was just in a daze, I didn't pay attention." ”

There was silence on the phone again, but in Zhou Li's opinion, he could almost imagine the scene where his sister was making a death sentence for herself, and her left and right eyelids couldn't help jumping wildly.

Soon the voice sounded again, not as cold as usual, and the tone was so good that Zhou Li couldn't believe it.

"I see, don't run around lately, I'll call you if I have something."

Just when Zhou Li was stunned, the phone hung up.

Listening to the busy sound in his ears, he put away the phone in disbelief and continued to be in a daze.

After a long time, it was not until the car radio sounded the 'Voice of the City' that was broadcast on time at half past seven every day, that he reacted again, took out his mobile phone, and broadcast another phone number.

After a moment of busy tone, the phone was answered, and a soft and mature female voice rang: "Hey? Who is it? ”

Zhou Li said with some embarrassment: "Boss, I'm Zhou Li." ”

"Hmm, I don't know Zhou Li or anything, is there such a person?" The soft female voice asked the person next to her with a puzzled voice, and I could vaguely hear the voice of a woman holding back a smile and saying, 'No, I don't know either.'

Zhou Li sighed helplessly: "Uh, boss, don't play me like this, right?" ”

The mature female voice laughed proudly: "Because you haven't reported to work for a long time, you won't quietly change jobs, right?" ”

Zhou Li began to roll his eyes: "How could it be...... You still owe me half a month's wages, okay? ”

"Okay, okay, if you remember, come back to work as soon as possible, there are people here who are thinking day and night and looking forward to Zhou Li's classmates coming back to work."

Before the mature female voice finished speaking, there was a shout on the other end of the phone: "How can there be!" Sister Zijin, you're talking nonsense again! I'm just asking! It's not enough to care about your classmates! Caring for your classmates!! ”

Listening helplessly to the daily noise, Zhou Li sighed and said, "Boss, I'm afraid I'll have to take a few more days off, the family is too busy, I can't leave." ”

Seemingly bothered by the employee's request, the woman known as 'Zijin' said happily: "It's okay, it's good to approve you for another week's leave, it's just ......"

Zhou Li was stunned for a moment: "Got a problem?" ”

"It's just that in the past few days when you've been away, there are always a large group of pink little girls who come to ask where the handsome waiter big brother who laughed has gone~ If you don't come back, you will be forgotten."

Zijin said to himself full of pity: "When the time comes, you will become the tears of the 'times'~"

In this regard, Zhou Li could only cover his face helplessly and sigh: "How many times do you have to say this old stalk!" ”

"Huh? Angry? The voice on the other end of the phone subtly appeared a little aggrieved: "I'm just joking." ”

Zhou Li endured the urge to throw himself to the ground, and moaned helplessly: "I'm sorry, boss, I was wrong!" I'm getting off, please leave me alone. ”

"Well, then let's say okay, I'll go to work next week, goodbye~"

Finally, Zijin's voice pulled a soft and seductive long tone, and hung up the phone.

After finishing the call, Zhou Li couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, and whispered to himself: "This world is too cruel, bastard." ”

In Zhou Li's world, the person who puts the most pressure on him is his sister, and the biggest headache for him is this adult female creature who writes 'boss lady' and reads 'vixen'!

After pondering for a long time, Zhou Li had to admit a very cruel truth: his own Taoism was completely inadequately seen in front of others!

In just a few minutes and two phone calls, Zhou Li felt that his soul was seriously injured and it was necessary to find a psychiatrist.

Thankfully, the hospital has finally arrived.

……

Counting the time of registration and queuing, the full set of physical examinations took Zhou Li a total of three hours, during which dozens of exclamations from uncles and aunts were ushered in, and in the end, even the entire department came around to point at him, making Zhou Li uncomfortable, only to feel that he accidentally entered the zoo, or the kind of person who was watched in the cage.

The entire examination showed that the bones of the left half of his body were extremely evenly fractured.

Twenty percent of capillaries rupture, forty percent of moderate muscle strain, aortic insufficiency, severe anemia, weakness of lung function, liver function, irregular heart rate......

In short, each of the test results is enough for ordinary people to lie on the ground and not get up, and the combination becomes a terrible degree.

As a result, Zhou Li was not only alive, but also ran around like a person who had nothing to do, and he could resist and fight.

Although the spirit is a little low, it is similar to ordinary people staying up all night playing games.

Impossible, it's not scientific!

In the end, after hearing about the symptoms, a certain old expert ran down from the fifth floor to watch.

The white-haired old doctor trembled and held his glasses, and after looking at the results two or three times, he said in puzzlement: "Young man, you won't be run over by a whole truck, will you?" ”

In this regard, Zhou Li could only smile bitterly, 'being hit by a car' was almost the same, but he didn't know what was going on.

Everyone analyzed this fantastical case for a long time, and finally came to a result: with such a serious injury, the reason why Zhou Li did not die on the spot or was paralyzed was because he was injured and could bear it...... It's a little too even.

That's right, evenly, those serious injuries are evenly distributed by the tissues of the whole body.

Serious injuries that could have caused enough to make people unable to take care of themselves in the next life have been broken up into dozens of minor injuries that look troublesome but are not serious.

It was enough for him to be uncomfortable for a while, but it didn't cause any irreparable shattering wounds.

As for why Zhou Li is so lively, it can only be said that he has great energy.

After learning that Zhou Li was hit by a car, the old expert sighed with amazement: "It's the first time I've seen it after so many years." ”

In this regard, Zhou Li had nothing to say, and he couldn't vomit the bitter water in his stomach.

He can't always shoot the case and tell them: It's not that bastard who hits the level, but I am talented, miraculous, and clever and clever in hiding!

No one will believe it, and maybe it will add another 'minor concussion' to his medical record.

In the end, although the hospital strongly recommended that he be hospitalized immediately for care, he refused.

What are you kidding, I've been busy these two days, okay?

Considering his special situation, the helpless old expert had no choice but to let him go home to 'recuperate', and solemnly warned him to call an ambulance as soon as possible if there was anything abnormal, and it would be difficult to deal with any complications.

In the end, Zhou Li, who had been tossing all morning, finally walked out of the hospital with large and small medicine bottles, feeling relaxed.

For some reason, he always disliked, or rather hated, the smell of disinfectant in the air.

It reminds him of the strange scene of being tied to the operating table, and it's numbing to think about.

However, now for Zhou Li, the most important thing is to go and eat first!

He really felt like he was going to starve to death!

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I woke up this morning and found out...... Yueguan's new book has been released, didn't q_q say that it was the twentieth......

Never mind...... Tragedy is tragedy once, and the top is said to be five watches, and today's first watch!

I'm going to make a move, ask for something, ask for help, ask for support!;