Chapter 8: You Must Have Been a Dog in Your Last Life......
What is the situation now?
In a word, it is probably as follows: When I woke up a little girl in the morning, I pinched her face because I couldn't wake up, but I was accidentally bitten by her fingers and couldn't pull it out, so I felt very embarrassed and didn't know what to do.
It's really a long sentence that you can't read in one breath if you don't have enough lung capacity, and if you don't break the sentence seriously, you can't figure out what it means.
In short, the 'complexity' of the situation can be seen.
And the 'victim' of the incident, Zhou Li, is also developing in the direction of complication at this moment.
Looking at the little girl who bit her finger and didn't let go, he sighed helplessly: "Lu Qiaoshui, you must have been a dog in your last life...... No, you're the same in your life. ”
I pumped it again, but not only did I not pull it out, but Lu Xiaoshui bit it tighter.
"No way, you forced me."
Taking a deep breath, Zhou Li lifted his other hand, pinched her nose, and let you bite again!
Zhou Li learned this trick from her, and when she fell asleep, she was so tormented by her.
Sure enough, the effect of this trick was outstanding, and it was visible to the naked eye, because of the difficulty in breathing, Lu Xiaoshui's expression of struggle became more and more obvious.
Finally, she opened her sleepy eyes and looked at Zhou Li in front of her blankly.
After a moment of silence, Zhou Li let go of his fingers and looked at her helplessly.
Finally, after she was a little more sober, he tried to pull out his fingers, but they still didn't pull them out.
With a serious face, he said to Lu Qianshui seriously: "This, it's not delicious,"
Finally realizing what he was biting, Lu Xiaoshui opened his mouth sluggishly, and his saliva-stained fingers were finally pulled out by Zhou Li.
It's really gratifying, it's gratifying.
Just looking at the two neat rows of tooth marks on his fingers, Zhou Li was helpless for a while.
It didn't seem to have reacted from this bizarre situation, Lu Xiaoshui looked at him blankly: "Why are you ...... Over here? ”
As if he couldn't understand this strange state, Lu Qiaoshui rubbed his eyes and asked ignorantly.
Zhou Li's expression began to twitch again: "Of course I told you to get up, but you bit my fingers like you were hungry for several days......"
"Oh."
Lu Qianshui nodded blankly, finally reacted, raised his head and looked at Zhou Li in front of him in disbelief, took a deep breath, his chest bulged, and then ......
"Ah!!!!!h
"Get out, get out!"
The little girl who was extremely ashamed and angry picked up everything she could catch and threw it at Zhou Li, blushing and roaring: "Perverted! Bastard! Pervert! ”
As a result, the end of the wake-up incident is the victory of good over evil, and Zhou Li is smashed out of the room by various pillows and dolls in embarrassment.
There was really no way, he could only lean against the wall helplessly.
Knocking on the door next to him, Zhou Li said loudly: "Breakfast is ready, hurry up and come out to eat." ”
After a long time, a small voice came from inside: "Oh. ”
Perhaps because of the shyness and hesitation in his heart, Lu Xiaoshui got dressed after a long time, and walked out of the room with a red face and a bowed head.
Seeing her silent appearance, Zhou Li sighed helplessly: "I'll go to serve dinner, you go wash your face first and comb your hair." ”
"Hmm." Lu Xiaoshui nodded lightly and walked down the stairs behind Zhou Li.
A few minutes later, breakfast was set up in front of the little girl who had freshened up and was sitting at the table.
Lu Qiaoshui had breakfast, while Zhou Li leaned on the sofa and watched the morning news.
It seems that the host with a serious expression on the TV said in a low voice: "Liang Chengcheng, chairman of Hong Kong Tsingshan Group, expressed his deep condolences for the disaster, and hoped that the people in the disaster area could return to normal life as soon as possible, and donated ......."
On the other side of the table, Lu Wanshui quietly raised his eyes to look at him, and asked in a low voice, "Why don't you eat?" ”
Zhou Li shook his head and said with great pain: "I was very hungry in the morning, so I ate first. ”
"Oh." Lu weakly nodded, lowered his head and continued to drink porridge.
No longer looking at the high-spirited entrepreneur on the TV, Zhou Li lowered his head and said in a low voice, "Just now...... I'm sorry. ”
Lu Qiaoshui's movements paused, and his face turned even redder.
After a moment of silence, she nodded lightly: "I know." ”
I don't know why, but Zhou Li quietly breathed a sigh of relief: "I have something to go out for a while this morning, and you may have to look after the house alone." ”
Lu Wanshui was stunned for a moment, and when he saw that he didn't say anything further, he nodded seriously: "It's okay, I can take care of myself alone." ”
Sensing her somewhat lost look, Zhou Li laughed: "Don't be afraid, just act as if those guys don't exist, if they dare to make any more requests, call me." ”
Lu Wanshui held the porridge bowl and responded vaguely: "Well, I see." ”
Seeing her gobbling up, Zhou Li could only shake his head helplessly and continue to watch the news.
After a long time, Zhou Li suddenly heard a small voice from behind the table: "Zhou Li? ”
"Hmm." He turned his head to look to the side, "What's wrong?" ”
Lu Wanshui blushed, poked the porridge in the bowl with chopsticks, and said in a low voice: "You are not allowed to pinch my nose in the future." ”
Stunned for a moment, Zhou Li showed a helpless expression, what did she care about?
However, Lu Wanshui's expression seemed to be very serious, so he had to nod and respond: "Okay." ”
"And, there's." Lu weakly raised his reddened cheeks slightly and stammered.
"What else?"
Facing Zhou Li's question, she quietly raised her eyes and looked at Zhou Li's right hand: "You are not allowed to lick secretly." ”
Zhou Li was stunned for a moment: "Lick what?" ”
Soon, he noticed the two strings of tooth marks on the thumb of his right hand and couldn't help but laugh.
"What do you want?" He reached out and rubbed Lu Qiaoshui's hair vigorously: "People are small and big." ”
……
In short, this grinding breakfast was finally finished, and this was also the morning with the most smiles after the death of Lu Qiaoshui's parents.
Before leaving, Zhou Li once again instructed Lu Qiaoshui.
Something like 'don't pay attention to that group of relatives, act as if they didn't hear what they say, lock the doors of the key rooms, don't let them go in and rummage'...... She was so tired of hearing that he went out.
Originally, he habitually wanted to push the bicycle, but after looking for a long time, he remembered that the bicycle had been honorably scrapped yesterday...... So, you can only take a taxi.
It was shivering cold on a winter morning, and he stopped one when Zhou Li's feet were almost freezing.
"Master, go to the People's Hospital."
Sitting in the back seat, he yawned a little sleepily, watching the cookie-cutter scenery outside the car window being left behind, and couldn't help but start in a daze.
In the process of being in a daze, the phone in Zhou Li's trouser pocket suddenly vibrate, and because he was too sleepy, he was stunned for half a minute before taking out his mobile phone from his pocket.
The moment I looked down at the screen, my expression instantly became extremely exciting.
There is a simple name on the screen: Zhou Li.
In an instant, cold sweat came out from the back of Zhou Li's head, and the driver was reluctant to turn on the air conditioner in winter, but Zhou Li felt a large piece of cold sweat behind his back.
What came to his mind at this moment was a sense of crisis that he hadn't felt for a long time!
After not answering the phone for so long, it's over, she's absolutely angry, angry!
What to do? What to do?! Will you die...... Zhou Li's mind began to play countless tragic memories of his childhood in an instant.
He stared at the phone blankly, and when he resolutely made up his mind and pressed the answer button, the phone was automatically disconnected because he didn't answer it for too long.
"Uh......" stared blankly at a missed call on the screen, Zhou Li lowered his head helplessly, and sighed in despair.
It's over, it's definitely dead this time.
In the next moment, the mobile phone in his hand vibrated wildly again, and the name of 'Zhou Li' lit up again, flashing continuously.
Hurriedly connected the phone, he put the phone to his ear full of anxiety, and whispered, "Hey, sister? ”
Subconsciously, he closed his eyes, ready to withstand the thunderous fury from the other end of the phone.
As a result, after a moment of silence, a slightly cold low female voice sounded: "Where are you?" ”;