552, the world is so small, there are so many monsters

"So you have to be obedient."

Pushed by the Kunpeng Demon King to the mirror in the bathroom, he was cleaned up very cleanly, and the whole person not only retained the maturity and stability of his age and mind, but also had a face of collagen that belonged to young people, his eyebrows were neatly trimmed, his lips were also quietly cared for, and even the broken hair on his sideburns was pulled out one by one.

Of course, makeup is also essential, not to mention men's care liquids, lip balms and the like, and even the big demon king sprayed Siyuan with perfume to trim his nails.

After he changed into a formal suit, the Kunpeng Great Demon King looked Siyuan up and down with great satisfaction: "I will drive them out for fifteen days, and you will be mine for these fifteen days." ”

Siyuan was stunned: "You drove them out?" Why? ”

"Because you're going to have a mission."

"What mission can I have, I can't do anything right now."

"Really?" The Kunpeng Great Demon King suddenly smiled weirdly: "You are the last defender of the castle tower, and this has not changed from beginning to end. Now I need you to come out and do something, you can't hide. ”

"What can I do now?"

"There are a lot of things you can do, do you think you can't travel through time and space without the Wanling Card, you're a waste?" The Great Demon King patted Siyuan's ass very obscenely: "You are my spokesperson, who am I?" ”

"Big grass carp."

"Fart!" The Great Demon King kicked Siyuan: "I am the Kunpeng Great Sage!" Do you know what it means to create? ”

"It's just that everything comes true, and then what?"

The Great Demon King looked Siyuan up and down, and then took a step back: "Stare at the mirror and say what you want out loud." ”

"Oh, I want to eat ramen and beef with three taels of sauce." Siyuan loosened his tie a little: "I'll be hungry and sleepy now." ”

The Great Demon King Hehe, "You go out and have a look." ”

With doubts. Siyuan followed the Great Demon King to the living room, and found that there was really a bowl of hot ramen on the table, and there was a plate of beef next to it, which looked extremely real.

Siyuan was silent for a while: "Great Creation Technique? ”

"That's very high-level for you, but low-level for me." The Great Demon King sat on a chair and picked up a pair of chopsticks and noodles to his mouth, and blew them in front of Siyuan: "Ah~~~~ Open your mouth." ”

"Stop making a fuss." Siyuan sucked the noodles off: "What does this mean?" ”

"Because you're my little brother, I'll just share a little bit with you."

The power of the Great Sage. There is no doubt about that, and of all the Great Sages, Kunpeng is the only super elder who has not gone through any reincarnation, and she is the most proficient in using her own powers, and the only one who knows how to dodge the power of the rules. She kept assigning tasks to Siyuan, according to Siyuan's understanding, it was to exchange tasks for points and then use points to exchange points for a part of her abilities.

She definitely plays with the principle of equivalent exchange, so whatever happens to her Siyuan thinks it's normal, but she didn't expect that the ability she gave herself was actually an unscrupulous and unrestricted great creation technique.

"You're so annoying." Siyuan turned his head to look at the seafood demon king who had just reached his chest: "It's not easy to live this kind of life, and you have to find something for me again." ”

The Great Demon King smiled and stretched out his hand to wrap his arms around Siyuan's neck, and the whole person hung on him. Don't be angry: "Let's go, I'm going to take Uncle Shuai to meet my friends." ”

"Didn't you say you were going to give me a task? Why is this still the case? ”

"That's not very important, it's important to see your friends." The Great Demon King nodded heavily: "That's it." Remember, it's your boyfriend, you show your stuff and I want you to look good. ”

Siyuan shook his head helplessly, after all, the Great Demon King, whatever she says is what she says......

When going out, the styles of the two people are very incompatible. Siyuan was dressed in a serious outfit, and he looked more and more serious and deep. The Great Demon King, on the other hand, wears an emerald green skirt and a denim vest. looks tender and youthful and invincible, as well as the translucent over-the-knee stockings that are obviously Japanese-style, no matter how you look at it, she is dressed as a delicate little girl, and after walking out of the door, Siyuan really feels that she is taking her daughter out to go shopping and buy clothes......

"Boy, I warn you again and again, don't show up!"

"I think it's weird. An old witch like you is dressed so tenderly, and I look like your dad in my prime. ”

"It's the perfect match!" The Great Demon King gave a thumbs up: "If you do a good job, I'll give you double the reward for the mission." ”

"Thank you, no." Siyuan snorted lightly: "What kind of reward is holding me and kissing me twice in the subway station, I don't want to ask for it again in my life." ”

"Hahaha......" The big demon king laughed so much that he couldn't even straighten his waist: "Then hug you twice in the restaurant!" ”

Siyuan pouted. I didn't even speak, I couldn't get along with the big devil, the more she beeped, the harder she became, and keeping silent was the best way to deal with it.

Now Siyuan has its own car, which is a Steyr special off-road vehicle, which is a giveaway from related households, with a 550-horsepower diesel engine, all-terrain four-wheel drive, and an external bulletproof structure. If it didn't look like an ordinary SUV, it was definitely an armored car weighing eight tons.

It's not fast, but it's really stable and solid, just like the character of the owner, it looks stupid...... But it's definitely not something that those flashy sports cars can shake.

"Wait a minute, I'll go in first, and then I'll call you, and you'll be fifteen minutes late. After you go in, you have to touch my head very casually, and the movements should be natural and in one go. Then sit down in the chair next to me and put your arm around my waist! Remember, this action is important, come on, come on, demonstrate it here. ”

The big demon king danced and explained the steps to Siyuan, and then it was not enough to explain, but he also personally went on the stage to guide the demonstration, guiding Siyuan's detailed movements like a director.

Since she ordered it, it can only be done, otherwise this guy doesn't know what to do to sweep Siyuan's faΓ§ade, so Siyuan helplessly reached over and hugged her waist: "So?" ”

"No, no, the feelings are not in place, the eyes are a little deeper, you have to be affectionate, and you have to let people see at a glance that you regard me as the pearl of your palm."

"Don't mess around with idioms."

"It doesn't matter, just do it again."

After being tossed by the Great Demon King for twenty minutes. She finally let go of Siyuan with satisfaction, quietly took out the GBAsp and began to play Taiko Tatsujin.

After arriving at the destination, she left Siyuan in the car and went in by herself, while Siyuan sat in the car like this, propped her arms on the door and was in a daze.

The darkness still doesn't stop. The demons and monsters in the world have not decreased but are increasing, and their proportion in the crowd has not decreased but increased after so many years of control, the city with the highest proportion is Tokyo, the ratio of twenty-seven to one is really shocking, and the second is probably where Siyuan is now, and the ratio of seventy-five to one demons was also unimaginable before.

Maybe it's really about to usher in a new era. But Siyuan really doesn't bother to think about it now, and it's actually quite fun to accompany this unobtrusive great sage. Of course, judging from his perception of several great sages, none of these guys are normal. The low-key, deep and pretending unicorn, the mocking wind with a lack of brains and low IQ, and the nonsensical Kunpeng with no lower limit. Isn't it ironic that the world is supported by such a few guys?

After a moment of being in a daze, his phone rang, but it only rang and hung up. Siyuan knew that this was the guy who gave him a code, so he could only sigh and call back.

"Hey...... Where are you? Siyuan's voice was not energetic at all: "I want to see you." ”

"Oops...... I'm really sorry, I'm at the Shanhai Bar with my classmates, and I'll go back later, okay? ”

"Then I'll pick you up......" Siyuan memorized the lines required by the script: "It'll be there in fifteen minutes." ”

"Not good...... You're not familiar with the people here. The acting skills of the Great Demon King are really good: "That...... All right. and so on. ”

"Oh......" Siyuan shook his head and threw his phone aside, rolled down the window and pointed to a few gangsters with dyed yellow hair not far away: "You." Come here. ”

The person he was referring to was one of the thugs, the guy was also stunned, pointed to his nose, Siyuan nodded, but didn't say anything and just hooked his finger.

The kid walked up to Siyuan in confusion, tilted his head and frowned: "Uncle." What's the matter? ”

"Have you filed it?" Siyuan has been in the castle tower for a long time, and when he opened his mouth, he said in an official tone: "The castle tower is recorded." ”

The little gangster, who was still normal at the beginning, was blindfolded at that time, his face changed several times, and he instantly changed from a ruffian to a flattering face, rubbing his hands and laughing: "Sir." Filed for the record...... This is my testimony, and you have seen it. ”

As he spoke, he took out a bronze plaque from his neck, which looked very similar to the dog tag of the U.S. military, but on it was a special inscription of the castle tower, which carefully wrote his race and identity, which probably belonged to the identity card of the youkai.

Siyuan checked around and nodded: "Go ahead, those boys are still children, you take care of them a little more." ”

"Know...... Know. Thank you, sir, for the point. The thug nodded and saluted a cigarette: "That sir...... It's nothing, I'll go back first. ”

"Go ahead."

Siyuan nodded, then lit a cigarette and leaned against the position. It seems that a new era is really coming, really. This mixed living policy was one of the monster management policies that he led and developed with Dante and Abe Harumi, using another method to issue them ID cards and report them regularly.

Now that it seems that this policy has been rolled out on a large scale, it seems that the fantasy country that I have been hoping for is approaching.

Siyuan, who was in a good mood, pushed open the door of the bar where the big demon king was located with brisk steps, and then ...... He immediately spotted another Great Demon King.

"Welcome." A man with glasses was reading a pirated web novel with his head down, and after hearing the welcome bell ring at the door, he looked up slightly: "How many gentlemen?" ”

Siyuan stared at him for a moment, then shrugged and smiled, "Find someone." ”

"Oh, then please. By the way, we are holding an event today, and everyone who enters the door will get a bottle of beer, do you want Qingdao or Budweiser? Don't ask for Budweiser, it's expired, Qingdao is good. ”

If it weren't for the fact that he could sense this kind of person, Siyuan would definitely not have thought that there were two great sages sitting in this small bar, which was really embarrassing......

"Thank you." Siyuan bowed to him, then turned to leave the bar.

The four-eyed boy at the back of the bar raised his head slightly, scratched the back of his head, and muttered to a woman squatting next to him tidying up the wine cabinet: "This person is stupid, just for a bottle of beer, if I give him a bag of pistachios, he will have to kneel down for me." ”

"You're stupid or not, read your novels, don't be stupid, don't be bullshit, just like an old girl." The woman next to her stood up and saw Siyuan sitting next to the Kunpeng Great Demon King, but she stabbed the four-eyed boy next to her with her arm: "Hey, hey, look! This grandson has a leg with seafood! ”

"! It's true! Hurry up and call!! ”

Siyuan didn't know that he was about to be watched, but he faithfully hugged the waist of the big demon king according to the script, and looked at the little girl in front of him with affection......

"I have a sense of foreboding." Siyuan leaned into the Great Demon King's ear and whispered, "I feel like a large number of strange people are approaching. ”

The Great Demon King nodded, and glanced at the two people who were looking at the bar with their heads probed: "Don't know, don't worry about them, these grandsons are idle eggs." ”

Their movements were in the eyes of others, especially the two people at the bar, their eyes were about to burst out, because from the perspective of others, it was not the two of them whispering at all, but Siyuan hugged the waist of the seafood demon king and sniffed her hair intimately, while the seafood demon king turned around and kissed Siyuan without resisting......

Is this worth it? It's a long life, the great sage is in love!

The news spread like an explosion in the monster circle, and within twenty minutes, the entire bar was already full of friends, and the originally quiet bar became full of people, although everyone was doing their own thing, but many pairs of eyes were staring at Siyuan and the seafood sage.

Many people here know Siyuan, because these guys ...... It's especially the old guys that Siyuan released from the Wanling Card, when they saw that it was Siyuan, they immediately discussed happily, and from time to time someone raised a glass to Siyuan, making Siyuan not a return of tribute, but also an embarrassing mess. There were a few familiar guys, such as Mandrill, and he even made obscene gestures towards Siyuan and the Seafood Great Demon King.

"The fighting power here is enough to subvert the regime." Siyuan thought with a wry smile, but at this time, the Seafood Demon King grabbed his arm like a crazy person, and said to a man in front of her: "Yes, this is my boyfriend, and we have lived together." ”

The "coax......ing" bar suddenly became agitated, and many people picked up the phone and walked out of the bar, as for what to do, I'm afraid fools will know.

"It's over." Siyuan pinched the soft flesh on the waist of the Seafood Demon King in despair: "You killed me." (To be continued.) )