"Qianruo, how many times have I told you, your physique is special, and you must never drink."

As soon as Siyuan entered the house, he snatched the beer glass from Qianruo's hand, and then said to Luo Shi, who was sitting cross-legged on the ground with a small hot pants and big vest, and Qianruo was eating side dishes and drinking: "You know that she can't drink, but you still let her drink?" ”

Luo Fu stuck out his tongue and crawled into the room, obviously a little drunk, and he couldn't see the shadow of a beautiful goddess at all, he was simply a big man who ate chicken paws bare-chested.

After she ran away, Qianruo ducked back with both hands, until she leaned against the wall and couldn't retreat, looking at Siyuan pitifully......

"You're going to die if you drink." Siyuan's tone was extremely stern: "I don't need to say this, right?" ”

Just as he was teaching Qianruo a lesson, Xiao Xiaoqi next to him ran over with his sister barefoot behind him, and behind them was followed by Xiaoqing's sister, who was also barefoot.

"You three!"

After being shouted at the end, the three little ones suddenly stood at the base of the wall, silent. Originally, there were only Xiaoqing and Xiaoxiao Qi as the little demon kings in the family, but as Xiao Qi's sister would walk back and run, the three of them became a demon king trio, and no one else could control these three guys except Siyuan.

"Did I tell you? You are not allowed to run around barefoot, and who else made you run all over the ground in your pajamas? Siyuan stretched out his hand and grabbed Xiao Xiaoqi's ears: "Eighty percent is what you are doing." ”

"Mom...... Help ......"

"It's useless to call for help, ask for more blessings." Mo Ran poked her head out of the door with a note on her face, and she was still holding a playing card in her hand, obviously playing with Mo Xuan that they had fun pumping turtles, and the gloating smile on her face was really underwhelming.

"Dad, why do you keep looking for me? It's obviously Sister Xiaoqing...... "Xiao Xiaoqi was extremely aggrieved: "There is also a sister." ”

"Anyway, you're a boy." Siyuan always maintained a serious face: "There are sisters above, and younger brothers and sisters below, no matter what they do, you have to resist." ”

Xiao Xiaoqi was about to cry when he was wronged, Xiao Qing Ji was the biggest, and now he was in the fourth grade of primary school. She protected her younger brother the most fiercely, and seeing that Siyuan was fierce Xiao Xiaoqi, she hurriedly rushed out to block in front of Xiao Xiaoqi and begged: "Dad, Dad...... It's all my fault, don't blame my brother. ”

"Get out of the way." Siyuan pinched her face very gently: "It's none of your business." ”

Seeing that his father was so bad to him, Xiao Xiaoqi cried aggrievedly on the spot, he cried and his dearest sister and then cried, and seeing his younger brothers and sisters crying desolately, Xiaoqing also followed and wiped his tears, and there was a cry in the house for a while.

Siyuan is also not organized. Tilting his head, he watched the three guys cry. Looking at it, Ning Qingyuan just opened the door to go home, and when the three bear children saw it, it was simply Ziwei who saw Er Kang, and fell into her arms with three puffs, and continued to cry loudly.

"Oh...... Boys, babes, what's wrong? "Ning Qingyuan didn't even have time to put the bag. Squatting on the ground, he hugged the three little babies together: "What's wrong?" ”

Xiao Xiaoqi was crying and couldn't speak, so he turned around and pointed at Siyuan. Not to mention how desolate it looks, Ning Qingyuan's heart is sour, don't want it.

"What do you do all the time bullying children? You have the ability to go out and be majestic. Ning Qingyuan raised his head and scolded him: "I pretend to be cowardly outside every day, and I am horizontal at home." ”

"Oh, here's the nemesis." Mo Ran in the house threw down the last two cards in his hand: "You are a turtle again." ”

Mo Xuan angrily tore off the note on his face, and turned back to point at Long Yuan: "You little!" Don't think I don't know you two cheat! ”

Long Yuan pursed his lips and smiled lightly. Be as chic as you want......

There was a mess outside, and there was a mess here, and Qianruo took this opportunity to get into Rashiki's house, and he didn't forget to bring the chicken feet on the ground.

When Meng Liang came out of the bathroom to take a shower, she found such a messy scene, and she came to Siyuan, who was being reprimanded, while plucking her ears: "Lord." The four-legged snake has been taken out for a big meal by the red-haired child, and if you don't care about her, you're going to be tonight! ”

Siyuan rolled his eyes, glanced at Xiao Xiaoqi, and then shrugged helplessly: "She has graduated from college, I can't control it." ”

But fortunately, the access control rules set by Luo Fu are still quite scary, at ten o'clock, Xiaoshan God Xiaoyu smiled and got into the house, she thought that the lights were turned off, indicating that everyone was asleep, but when she walked through the porch, she found Siyuan, who was sitting on the sofa peeling peanuts and watching TV, the volume was very small, if it wasn't for the bright light on the TV, I am afraid no one would know that there was still a person sitting here.

"Brother......

"Coming back?" Siyuan patted the vacant seat next to him: "Sit." ”

The little mountain god tiptoed and sat down cautiously, as frightened as he wanted, and the sweat on his forehead came out in an instant.

"Falling in love?" Siyuan glanced at her, and his tone was light.

"I didn't ...... There is no ......" The little mountain god hurriedly waved his hand: "Only...... It's just going out to dinner with friends, and it's my classmate's birthday today. ”

Xiao Yu has not changed much over the years, but now he has learned to wear light makeup, although his body is still relatively thin, but in the end, he can feel the smell of a woman, and he is no longer the stupid and cute little girl he was back then.

"Silly girl." Siyuan smiled and said: "You are not a mountain god for a long time, you have been liberated, haven't you, you should enjoy your life, bring that kid to me next time, I believe it will definitely not be our stupid roe deer." ”

Xiao Yu's face flushed, he lowered his head and played with the long hair hanging down his waist, and muttered a few words with his head down, but he didn't let people hear what it was for a long time. When Siyuan saw her virtue, he could basically determine that she was really in love.

"Tell him tactfully if he's going to have fun." A cold light flashed in Siyuan's eyes: "I let him remember this storm for the rest of his life." ”

"Ah......" Xiao Yu trembled, she heard that although Siyuan said it half-jokingly, it was just a bit of a joke in tone, he was definitely not joking: "I...... I can protect myself. ”

Siyuan nodded: "If you got pregnant before you got married, break one of your legs." ”

It's scary, isn't it...... Xiao Yu's face turned pale with fright, and she nodded submissively, without the slightest intention of daring to disobey. Maybe other people's children can play rebellious, but the children of the Qi family are killing themselves when they play this set, okay? Even if Siyuan doesn't do it at that time, Luo Fu will break her dog's legs, and if there is really such a day, the child's father is responsible, but if he is not responsible, he will definitely be soaked in a salt water tank by Luo Shi for three months and then hung on the balcony to dry.

After sending Xiaoyu to take a bath and sleep, Siyuan sat quietly on the sofa alone. One by one, they ate salted peanuts and drank cold beer. Although there is no need to live and die, it is not easy to run such a big family, although many things do not need him to do it himself, but in the end, after knowing that Xiao Yu is in love, he still has the special feeling of being a father who "has a school-age daughter at home".

Of course, if that's all there is to it, there is a big sage boss outside who has a lot of things to do, don't look at most of her dormitories, but she will come to live on weekends. Every time she comes, it's chickens flying, dogs jumping, chickens flying, dogs jumping. Of course, she still seems to be a tasker, and she always habitually assigns various tasks to people, basically she has a task to think far, and if she doesn't have a task, she has to create a task for Siyuan.

In short, Siyuan's life is much less dangerous now, but ...... There were no more worries, and he even felt that his sideburns were starting to grow gray.

Watching TV and thinking about what's on your mind. Before he knew it, he fell asleep, and when he got up, it was already three poles of the sun. There was no one in the room, only a note on the coffee table, which roughly meant that Ning Qingyuan was on vacation, and she was going to go boating in the Aegean Sea with a room of all sizes, so that Siyuan could forage for food by himself, and there was no problem in taking women home. As long as you don't get sick, anything else is up to him.

"I feel like you're being abandoned."

Siyuan was startled, and raised his head to see Kunpeng wearing his shirt on his upper body, and a small ** with pink dots on his lower body, standing barefoot at the kitchen door, carrying a bottle of beer in his hand, leaning against the door frame and tilting his head to talk to Siyuan.

"How did you get in?"

"Even the mocking wind unicorn can't stop me. How can this little room of yours stop your boss and me? Kunpeng scurried to the sofa and lay on it with a big grin: "Hurry up, the four-episode series of the Legend of the New White Lady has begun, and it will be transferred to Hunan Satellite TV." ”

"Why are you wearing my clothes?"

"Oh." Kunpeng unbuttoned his shirt and took off his clothes, lying there half-naked: "Satisfied?" ”

"Put it on."

"I'm most annoyed by people like you, I don't have human shame, don't think you can squeeze me." Kunpeng put on his shirt indiscriminately, didn't even tie the buttons, lay there lazily, and crossed Erlang's legs: "Cook for me at noon!" ”

Siyuan glanced at her with slanted eyes: "Are you so shameless with anyone?" ”

"Actually, it's okay, but I won't take off my clothes except in front of you, don't be jealous."

"Who wants to eat your jealousy!" Siyuan brushed his sleeves and rose: "You take care of yourself, I'll go wash up." ”

In the face of such a shameless master, Siyuan is really helpless, but because of the rules, no one can help her, this guy is like a plaster, not to mention whether it can be torn off, even if it can be torn off, it is a layer of skin......

"I'm going to eat braised fish at noon."

"I'm going to eat braised pork at noon."

"I'm going to eat braised chicken at noon."

In the name of the dish she was forced to chatter, Siyuan walked into the living room while shaving: "You will eat braised food?" ”

"I like it." The Great Sage lay on the sofa, his two young legs crackling and patting the sofa cushions: "Go, get me an apple." ”

"Go yourself."

"Are you going or not! I'll just ask you if you're going!! ”

Siyuan sighed, turned around and went into the kitchen and touched an apple for her and put it in front of her: "I really owe you." ”

"Haven't you forgotten today's mission this weekend?"

Siyuan shook his head and said helplessly: "Yes, yes, yes, help you solve your troubles." ”

"Well, I'm going to put on your makeup! You can't do that. Kunpeng jumped up from the sofa, stretched out his hand and grabbed it in the void, and a complete set of cosmetics appeared in her hand: "Sit down!" ”

Siyuan was stunned: "I wear makeup?" I've shaved. ”

"You're so naïve."

After Kunpeng finished speaking, he jumped on Siyuan's thigh with a cruel smile and straddled it, and Siyuan's level coercion was directly pressed by the Great Sage's power, and Siyuan couldn't move at all. And she took out a small pair of scissors, nose hair clips, eyebrow pencils, sandpaper to remove dead skin, and a mask to remove oil.

"Hey...... Don't mess around. ”

"Hey, hey." Kunpeng came to Siyuan with a wicked smile, the tips of the noses of the two people had almost touched, and this perverted sage pinched Siyuan's face with both hands: "Do you all think women need makeup?" In fact, it's wrong, it's wrong, it's the real technical work to put makeup on a man, so you just sit honestly for an hour, don't have evil thoughts. ”

"Who would have evil thoughts about a junior high school student like you, I just think you're super annoying now." Siyuan sat there and looked at the old guy in front of him who was less than three centimeters away from him: "Please hurry up." ”

"You tell me to hurry up......" Kunpeng got closer, almost clinging to Siyuan's face: "Then I must slow down, slow down......"

Siyuan could feel that her lips had touched herself when she spoke, but she couldn't move, so she suppressed it with her rank...... It's just helpless, very helpless.

"Don't think that the Great Sage won't bully people." Kunpeng suddenly wrapped his hands around Siyuan's head and put his forehead on his forehead: "Aren't you usually fierce, I see how you murder me today." ”

The smell on her body is very special, not the smell of perfume or hormones, but an illusory smell like a dream, and she will get dizzy after smelling it for a long time, even Siyuan, who is invincible to poison, is no exception.

"Look how I torture you." Kunpeng let go of him and pointed at his head: "Boy, you're dead!" ”

At this moment, the door was suddenly pushed open, Luo Shi walked in with a bag on her back, and saw the strange scenery on the sofa at a glance, but she suddenly turned her head: "Hey? Where's my bag? Where did my bag go? ”

Kunpeng watched with a sneer as Luo Fu took the bag and left, then turned his head: "As long as it's a demon, you don't dare to disobey me." No one is an exception, I know you asked her for help, but you also see the results. ”

Siyuan looked at Kunpeng's face, and suddenly couldn't cry or laugh, he finally remembered that although this guy was a great sage, she was also an out-and-out demon girl...... The Demon Girl ...... -

Before I know it, there are still about 20 days to go before the New Year, and it's another year. 2009-2016. It's been seven years, it's been seven years...... Those who appeared and disappeared at the beginning, are you okay? (To be continued.) )